how could the evil snoys do this?!?!
>put thumb on Chinese import dualshock stick
>it's cold and wet, slightly snotty
what the fuck I think I heard it make a PTSD whine when I wasn't looking
bros im gonna c--- uuuuhhh mmmmm
>NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP KILLING THE HECKING DOGGERINOS
And now our analog sticks have some shitty rubber that melts after a while.
>>717207563he's spitting facts though, unc cant hang
>>717207578vegan controllers were the beginning of the end for gaming
we need to petition snoy for the creation of ethically sourced controllers
>>717207067 (OP)okay but like what were they actually made out of
>>717207067 (OP)I never noticed that the face buttons are on a glossy cross, or maybe I did and forgot because the DS4 didn't.
>>717207960Asians making toys outta dogs would be a bit on the nose...
>>717207067 (OP)what, would you rather have all the shoku inushibas' noses thrown out?
use every part of the animal, bro
>>717207067 (OP)Why do dogs have noses like that? Why are they so granuraly?
>>717212128the small indentations trap smell molecules, a genetic leftover from their ancestor, the golfball
just slaughter shitbulls, problem solved
>>717207646We could have had elephant ivory controllers with leopard paw grip and blood diamond buttons, but liberals took that all away from us.
this is the most disturbing thread i've ever seen
>>717212441>>717212724NOOOOOOOOOO YOU MONSTEEEEEEER!
>>717212441rat eye boba tea is the trendy drink for up and coming gobbies
>>717207067 (OP)>>717212441>>717212724They can't keep getting away with this!
>>717213268>borzoi pizza is real>it's made out of real borzoi dogsWhy can't we have nice things?
this is a very nice thread
>>717213398Nintendo did this. They feared Sonic so they killed him.
sockzoi
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>>717213268how does this keep happening
>>717213918that's just a conspiracy theory, schizo
>>717207067 (OP)Now you know why Nintendo put ridges on their control stick
>>717207067 (OP)is this why they melt over time?