>perfected the DOOM formula in 2011 (14 years ago)
>no one has been able to make it better or even match it
APOLOGIZE

>>717209039 (OP)
>4 weapon limit
>Cowaduddy aim down the sights and sprint like a fat fuck garbage (can't even jump lmao)
>Le "this isn't your daddy's FPS, badass!"
>Cinematic "press Y to view aswesomeness" shit
Lol no, it's amazing how low the standards get here every day, also you fags would cry if it came out today, not only for the reasons i said but
>le strong epic womyn
>le jap sidekick
>evil white man villain (pretty funny one tho)

>>717209039 (OP)
i didn't even bother to play normally. I instantly switched the protag with duke nukem. This is a duke nukem game to me. Also it's more of a kick enemies into environmental hazards simulator.

>>717209502
>>Le "this isn't your daddy's FPS, badass!"
We need more of this.

>>717209916
Couldn't agree more my fellow gamer B)

>>717209039 (OP)
>perfected the DOOM formula
How the fuck is that the doom formula? Game is a physics playground

>>717209502
lmao cope, none of those are bad things, they're just subjective things your pretentious ass don't personally like. it still perfected the DOOM formula and you just have to deal with it

>>717210169
Cope with what? A game that never got a sequel because it was shit? I'll manage

>>717209039 (OP)
Has one of the most boring generic covers of any FPS game.
What the fuck are they trying to convey with this retard who looks like he's flailing around like a spaz?

>>717210374
The videogame equivalent of
>This ain't your granny's station
>*plays imagine dragons*

>>717210219
yea cause getting sequels is prerequisite for a good game, real nice logic there
people who don't like bulletstorm don't like video games, sad to see.

>>717209502
The strong epic woman worked because everyone else was such a massive violent shitbag that she still felt inferior by comparison.
Asian sidekick is peak white protagonist writing.

I'll admit the extreme linearity nearly ruins the game though.

>>717210574
>yea cause getting sequels is prerequisite for a good game
It is for successful games, and most of the time good games sell well, put 2 and 2 together

>>717210047
This but unironically

>>717210374
It's clearly demonstrating that you kick, shoot, and use the grapple beam MOST of the time. It's the 3 things you are doing most.

Of course someone with your IQ would depict themselves as the image you posted. Fucking vermin.

>>717210623
Don't know, sounds like cope
>it's not woke because... it just isn't alright?!

>>717211001
calm down asmongold viewer

>>717211001
he clearly gave a reason

>>717210740
And it looks retarded, just like your pathetic life you spend your weekend defending a shit game that died in obscurity.

>>717209502
Yeah ironic that they used Duty Calls to market their game only to make their game like that too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8

>>717211615
>spending his weekend on 4chan, unlike me

this game is like resident evil 6, those who suck at it hate it, but those who actually grasp the mechanics and find enjoyment executing cool moves enjoy the fuck out of games like this
love these underrated gems

I liked it. I always expected the protag would appear on gears of war multiplayer as a skin but he never did.

>>717213985
also batman arkham knight, people nitpicked about the story and some minor details but no one praised how it's the best batman ninja simulator ever made, player is able to pull off absolute insane moves especially useful in challenge mode but that game too filtered so many normies
i think this is why video gaming sucks so much because everything is catered to the lowest common denominator rendering everything tasteless, without that certain charm or anything that makes it stand out

>>717209039 (OP)
>3 weapon limit
>ads
>qte
>no jump
>turret sections
>vehicle sections
>sprint with death pant after 2m
>makes fun of a generic 7th gen fps via duty calls
>bulletstorm has every single thing they tried to make fun of
Consider suicide subhuman

Play Ultrakill if you want a proper bulletstorm game and not this 7th gen slop

>>717213985
>retarded contrarian is coping
embarrassing

>>717209039 (OP)
it sucked
>>717209502
fpbp

>>717209039 (OP)
>>717209502
reminder we almost got an actual doom 2016 before doom 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olYCsHuqjOo

>>717209502
You replying in this manner is wholly worse than any shitty aspect of any game. What the fuck happened to you as a kid were you dropped a lot?

>>717216373
>adhominem
The absolute state of a 7th gen shiteating retard.

>>717215629
>Ultrakill
boring boomershooterslop

>>717209502
You forgot female still looks like a female at least and even boobs jiggle unlike modern shitty games. Also
>Cinematic "press Y to view aswesomeness" shit
This is needed. Too many retarded vtubers and streamers who play games always misses some kind of epic shit or spooky shit. I just watched a vtuber play F.E.A.R too again and same thing happens: bitch just looks at her chat or talks about something else or constantly looking all over the place like a headless chicken and suddenly a loud noise happens and they start crying about how they missed a spooky moment. Why even add that shit in the game if people aren't gonna see it? It's no wonder why automatic cutscenes became so used.

>>717216882
>ultrakill
>boomershooter
Way to out yourself, subhuman
Slit your throat, do not make Earth's genepool more stupid than it already is.

>>717217017
I want you dead tk47

>>717216939
>add retarded handholding shit because of muh vtuber
Imagine admitting of watching vtuber shit unironically

This is the same shiteating retard who defends 7th gen slop btw

>>717217017
>the bitchpatrol troon unironically shilling boomershooterslop
lmao

>>717217150
Find a strong branch, a thick rope and neck yourself retard
>ultrakill
>boomershooter
Retarded mongoloid

>>717209039 (OP)
>perfected the DOOM formula in 2011 (14 years ago)
By consolizing it to shit? The game's cool, but you've never touched a Doom game in your life.

>>717217187
>der untermensch can't think about troons for 5 sec
Jump off a cliff

>>717217151
I want you dead too tk47

>>717209502
the second half of your post proves you're nothing but a pants-pissing election tourist grasping straws

>>717217283
die nigger fucking die die die i'm gonna curb stomp your head when i get you tk47

>>717217310
>subhuman just farts and starts speaking gibberish
I expected nothing less from a fag who defends bulletstorm

>>717210169
>none of those are bad things
Literally none of it is "the DOOM formula" you disingenuous chimp. Original DOOM let you carry every weapon while running at 60mph and was pure gameplay. NuDOOM lets you use every weapon and you have fucking batshit anime mobility. Bulletstorm has neither.

>>717215846
Notice he said "games like this" because even he, as miserable and wretched and faggoty as op is, cannot say they love this trash.

>>717217226
completed original doom on hardest before you were born though

>>717217410
for some reason you thought posting this would put you on the epic moral high ground tk47 you fucking nigger, i will find and i will kill you

>>717217385
See, untermensch
>>717217410

>>717209039 (OP)
Nah that game is mid as fuck sorry

>>717217480
>mindbroken subhuman has already lost it
Why is it always 7th gen slop and a dumbest mongoloid alibe

>>717217493
Nothing can stop my hatred towards niggers like, you cannot kill what breeds within you, nothing can stop me, a fearless remorseless nigger genocide machine, cold and deliberate. They will send many faggots like you to fight me, but all their efforts are fucking pathetic.

>>717217669
>mindbroken subhuman is still going
Embarrassing

>>717217569
>Why is it always 7th gen slop and a dumbest mongoloid alibe
Can you speak Eglisnh please? This is 4chan, go back to Twitter, not sure what else you exptected.

>>717217764
Why are you still talking tk47?

>>717217775
Fuck nigger, i'm not going anywhere, i'm gonna post all of this conversation on Twitter with screencaps and everything. That'll teach you a lesson and yeah Bulletstorm still fucking sucks. I'm trans btw.

>>717215629
> Ultrakill
Are u a trans mtf qt by any chance? If so hmu, you can watch me play Signalis or something idk watchu girls like novadays

>>717217957
>troons hating based games with sexy women in them that even have boob jiggles
As expected.

>>717217775
>>717217859
>>717217957
>Mental breakdown feat. Der Untermensch
That's what happens when you've consumed too much of 7th gen slop

>>717218123
>slop
Go bounce on your daddys knee bitch.

>>717218026
See
>>717217283

>>717217775
>Can you speak Eglisnh please?
>eglisnh

>>717218189
>single digit iq brownoid tries to command
Lmao

>>717218271
>Lmao
I really want you dead tk47

>>717218384
>bot has reverted back to the start of the script
?

>>717218384
>>717218271
>>717218256
>>717218203
>>717218189
>>717218123
>>717218042
>>717218026

>>717218480
>redditsons
Plebbit is two blocks down, subhuman

>>717218480
FUCKING DIE TK47

>>717218203
Even doe im being fr right now big girl

>>717218550
>redditsons
>plebbit
>subhuman
The pear gates of heaven wont be very nice for you.

Smell like cheese here, if you know what i'm talking about *wink* *wink*

>>717218621
>>717218563
>>717218696
>>717218627
>subhuman having a melty over a dogshit 7th gen fps
Actual mental illness

>>717218843
My waifu

>7th gen slop
>is defended by a mentally ill turkish subhuman
You just can't make this shit up
Slit your throat

>>717219251

>>717209502
>4 weapon limit
there are actually 11 weapons
>Cowaduddy aim down the sights and sprint like a fat fuck garbage (can't even jump lmao)
why do you need to jump? developer designed levels in such way jumping isn't needed, just like original doom
>Le "this isn't your daddy's FPS, badass!"
over the top humor is not for everyone, your opinion on it is subjective and therefore not an fact
>Cinematic "press Y to view aswesomeness" shit
it's called an cutscene, besides most of the games good moments come from your own gameplay

>Lol no, it's amazing how low the standards get here every day, also you fags would cry if it came out today, not only for the reasons i said but
>le strong epic womyn
>le jap sidekick
>evil white man villain (pretty funny one tho)
this is the most underage thing i've read in a while

>>717219448
>>717219039
FUCKING DIE TK47

>>717209039 (OP)
This game very badly needed to let you carry all your weapons at once, I know the re-release added that but you needed to beat the game first.

>>717219546
>there are actually 11 weapons
Weapon limit means how many guns you can carry retard-kun
>why do you need to jump? developer designed levels in such way jumping isn't needed, just like original doom
why do you want more movement in a shooter based around movement?
>over the top humor is not for everyone, your opinion on it is subjective and therefore not an fact
Holy esl, it's objectively cringe bullshit like borderlands
>it's called an cutscene, besides most of the games good moments come from your own gameplay
No you retard, you literally have segments where you press a button to focus on shit a la Gears of War
>this is the most underage thing i've read in a while
Irrelevant

>>717220835
>Weapon limit means how many guns you can carry retard-kun
not an issue overkill mode fixes this
>why do you want more movement in a shooter based around movement?
its not a shooter based around jumping
>Holy esl, it's objectively cringe bullshit like borderlands
ad hominem, not an argument , seething
>No you retard, you literally have segments where you press a button to focus on shit a la Gears of War
so? focusing on a POI is not an issue, just don't press the button then dumbass
>Irrelevant
it's not since it just confirmed that you're an underage without a single original thought

>>717222693
>not an issue overkill mode fixes this
The mode that came with the """remaster""" 10 years later?
>its not a shooter based around jumping
Clearly not because the movement sucks
>ad hominem, not an argument , seething
It wasn't an argument, it is a fact
>so? focusing on a POI is not an issue, just don't press the button then dumbass
No, but it clearly showed the audience they wanted to get, i still don't get how this game perfected the Doom formula

>>717223071
>The mode that came with the """remaster""" 10 years later?
yes the cheat mode allows that. there's no need for gun juggling in the normal game because that's not the way the game was made .you don't even have an basic grasp about game design yet here you are yapping.
>Clearly not because the movement sucks
>It wasn't an argument, it is a fact
you suck at conversations, stating your subjective opinions as facts, thinking it's the truth, without providing anything to back those up is just stupid.
>No, but it clearly showed the audience they wanted to get,
so you're saying looking at things is bad... because it just is? there's nothing wrong about directing players attention to somewhere

>>717209039 (OP)
Played this recently on Steam. Genuinely one of the most gorgeous games I've played in a long time. Fantastic use of colors. Such a breath of fresh air in this modern age of brown and gray. And being an FPS with the sort of setting and story it has, they could have easily just gone with a more generic, dark, and gritty style but they didn't. They made it vibrant and colorful. And they knocked it out of the park. I'm not finding a quick screenshot on google images that does it justice and I'm too lazy to boot it up and take one myself, but just trust me it's a very pleasant looking game.

The gameplay isn't mindblowingly revolutionary or anything, but it's still very fun. Probably not obscure enough to be a hidden gem, but probably one a lot of people slept on. It's like 5 bucks every sale, so I definitely recommend checking it out.

End of shilling.

>>717209039 (OP)
Bulletstorm fucking sucks. I forgot how much it sucked and rebought it on my Quest 3 recently to play in VR and it sucks in VR too. Got to the exact same place like 6 hours in that I did in the flat version when it launched before saying lmao nah fuck this
You know what perfected the DooM formula? Fucking DooM, the first one. Fucking retard

>>717210047
4 HOURS

>>717226786
epic chimpout, also, game is like few hours long, nice outing yourself as an idiot.

>>717209502
>>717210219
>>717211615
>>717215629
>>717215949
t. Got their dicks killed

>>717209039 (OP)
>shits on CoD for BLOODY SCREEN SO REAL
>has the worst BLOODY SCREEN SO REAL in gayming outside of MW2's jam

>>717209039 (OP)
Vanquish was the better game of that generation. Bulletstorm was fun, but Vanquish was the king of that generation.

>>717209039 (OP)
This game was decent the first playthrough and a fucking slog on replay. Doesn't surpass the type of game it attempted to satirize, and will never, ever be held up with the likes of Doom.

>>717209861
This. I switched to the Duke which made it felt like a better DNF though that's not a high bar to but pass but still allowed to finish the game and have enough decent fun with it

>>717224491
>have to use cheat mode to play the game in a DOOM like way
>still perfected the DOOM formula
Nta, but this is awful

>>717209039 (OP)
I've always liked this game. Since it came out in the early 2010s world of consoleized COD shooters it was somewhat constrained by the FPS tropes of it's day. That being said I still enjoy it though.

>>717218042
Are you talking about the obnoxious girlboss in Bulletstorm?
Maybe nostalgia made you even more retarded than usual, but that game was written by some faggot who could give you a 3-month-long lecture about why it's hyper important to avoid the damsel in distress trope because of how harmful to society helping a woman is.

>>717210169
>>717217329
>>717219546
Yeah, people just don't know what good writing is anymore. Just look at what else the writer behind Bulletsorm puts out.
>In November 2023, the first issue of Holy Roller, a comic written by Rick Remeder was released
>Holy Roller is about a pro bowler who is forced to quit his dream job and return to his hometown,
>which has been overrun by Neo-Nazis
>leading him to become a trick bowling ball-wielding
>Jewish superhero.

>>717209039 (OP)
Fun and short game, colorful too. Decent music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG9C5TyvTSo Kinda want to replay it now. Finished it in a single sitting back in the day.
I don't know why some people seem to have hated it. I vaguely recall some complaints about the lack of the PC demo, but that can't be it, right?

>>717224491
You didn't tell me about how it perfected the Doom formula you esl monkey

>>717209502
I really loved the villain but on paper he sounds like an obnoxious borderlands twat. I guess the juxtaposition from the utterly standard space marines and the brevity of his scenes helped him out

>>717209502
the game is one of the few cool shooters ever made mr. anime nigger

>>717209039 (OP)

>>717234031
Game dropped at a weird time, man. Everyone back then was either huffing the CoD fumes or balls deep in gritty brown shooters. Bulletstorm comes in like a jester with rockets strapped to its ass yelling “dicktits” and trying to juggle chainsaws with setpieces. It wasn’t perfect, but it was fun in that teenage edgelord trying-too-hard way. Honestly think if it released five years later, it'd be seen as some hyper-ironic masterpiece instead of just “lol le funny dick jokes.”

>>717209502
>2016 apologists in shambles in the replies

>>717209502
faggot that thinks csgo is good

>>717224491
shit, the remaster had an all-guns mode?
i read about it in the news at the time, did they not advertise this?
all i can remember as a feature beyond the standard graphic upgrade is the half-assed duke voiceover

>>717209039 (OP)
Its fine?

Its the last duke nukem game we'll ever get.

It's a good game