ITT: gamerfuel

which one has breast milk

Just need a cup of steamed milk and I'm all ready to game in Leaf Blower Simulator.

>>717209316 (OP)
Gfuel is good to me. Don't have access to good coffee.

>>717209316 (OP)

which one has cum

>>717209316 (OP)
>>717209454
My favorite coffee has my wife's breast milk in it

>>717209316 (OP)
>>717209559
My favorite coffee has my husband's cum in it

>double espresso
>a couple bong rips
For some reason the combination is more potent than just caffeine

>>717209316 (OP)
I don't do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke but I'll fucking die before I stop drinking this shit.

>drink any of the milk variations
>nobody bats an eye
>drink an americano
>''HURR DURR SO DILUTED REEEE JUST DRINK NORMAL COFFEE''

americano being watered down espresso is so funny to me, because it's so strangely accurate and also paradoxically against what you'd perhaps expect. We've always valued volume but the fact that it's watered down so much seems so strange. Personally I always like to adulterate my coffee with milk and I'm a sucker for mocha, but just making it dark but watered down is so funny to me.

>>717209316 (OP)
>>717209641
cum coffee milk tit penis

>>717209454
You have to go to Cowtastic Cafe for those types of specialty items

>>717209874
>drink chocolate milk
>nobody bats an eye
>drink chocolate milk mix in water
>HURR DURR SO DILUTED REEEE JUST DRINK NORMAL CHOCCY MILK

>>717209875
I just tell my coffee machine to push water through the ground coffee until its half way up the cup.

>>717209316 (OP)
>milk foam
>steamed milk
>whipped cream
>chocolate syrup
Damn I just want a fucking cup of coffee

>>717209316 (OP)
How do you have your coffee /v/?

>>717209559
Just give me an expresso and I'll make some of that for you.

>>717209316 (OP)
I'm a tea man (not Indian)

>>717210137
The coffee machine makes it for me.

>>717209874
What's the point of having an expresso if you're gonna dilute anyway? Might as well have filter coffee at that point. Filter coffee can be delicious, americanos can't.

>>717209316 (OP)
>An Americano is just watered down shit
So fitting.

>>717210086
>drink 1/2 coffee 1/2 milk
vs
>drink 1/2 coffee 1/2 water
is not the same as
>drink 1/2 chocolate 1/2 milk
vs
>drink 1/3 chocolate 1/3 milk 1/3 water

>>717210087
That's a lungo.
>>717210137
Filter coffee, black.

>>717210358
Ad hominem, point still stands

>>717209874
>>717210086
>>717210237
too bad you can't order normal coffee in these "coffee" bars then

>>717209874
I just recently decided I was done with lattes if I wasn't going full-homo with syrup because they just taste like cups of milk. An americano still tastes like espresso and not like drip at all to me.

>>717210512
that isn't what ad hominem means

>>717210351
>water is bad

How fat are you

>>717210636
>espresso needs to be watered down

>>717210137
Instant Coffee mixed in hot milk

>>717210487
>That's a lungo.
ackshually its called a long black OK

Years come and go and cappuccino is still the GOAT

>>717210225
Your coffee machine is a faggot

>>717210663
it does. thats why youre not just eating the grounds

>>717209874
Yeah really. Americano feels more like a proper drink, whereas Espresso is just some substance.

>>717210634
No True Scotsman argument, point stands

>>717210751
>

someone redpill me on the difference between flat white and cappuccino in this image

I'm from new zealand and when I went to America (east coast) all the coffee tasted like shit. Only one place in Rhode island passed 'ok'

>>717210784
I don't recognize Scotland as country

>>717210869
Australian and NZ has a "coffee culture" which is melbourne speak for "we dont drink starbucks"

>>717209316 (OP)

>>717209316 (OP)
>whipped cream is blue
>water is white
the fuck

>>717209934
A daring synthesis.

>>717210784
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS

>>717210512
>>717210784

>>717209514
BASED

>>717210856
I think the diagram is wrong. A flat white is stronger.

>>717210532
What do you mean there's no V60 option in the menu?
>>717210713
No. A long black is an inverse americano, you pour a shot of expresso over the hot water instead of the other way around. What you described is a lungo.

>>717209316 (OP)
>flat white and cappuccino are the same thing
?

For me? It's fernet

>My brother
>Wakes up extremely late
>Makes two cups of espresso
>Is ready to go two hours later

>Me
>Wake up SHARPLY on time
>Sit in bed dazed and confused for 15 minutes
>Get up and get ready to go in the next 15 minutes, no coffee needed

>>717210351
If it was called a europino you'd say it was the best and that Americans are fat children for preferring milk and cream.

>>717209679
>cold medicine
>few bong rips of 99% thc isolate
I feel JACKED

>>717210931
I was born and raised and lived my whole life in Melbourne so I grew up taking all the coffee shit for granted. I visited Japan and it was all just filter coffee, even in the actual cafes. Only Starbucks ironically had proper coffee.

>>717209316 (OP)
>flat white
>visible foam layer
>implied to be the same as cappuccino
>latte has no foam
This is actually a pretty good troll image.

>>717210856
>>717211264
The image is wrong, the flat white has little to no foam (hence it being called "flat").

>Lust provoking question

>>717211270
Mate is good gamer fuel too :)

>>717211303
Yes.

>All those variations of the same shit, and only latte is good.

>>717211287
Your brother sounds cool

>>717211537
how many of them have you actually tried

>>717210869
nobody gives a fuck about your fake country

>>717211509
Based

>>717211580
All but cafe breve. Late is my coffee of choice.

All coffee tastes pretty much the same, why do people pretend otherwise?

>>717211767
Because they don't taste the same.

>>717210856
In the AI image? None. In real practice they are basically polar opposites.

There is a continuum from cappuccino>latte>flat white. A cappuccino is espresso and then foamed milk maxxing with minimal steamed milk. A latte is true neutral amount of steamed milk and a decent amount of foamed milk. A flat white is maxxed steamed milk and minimal to none foamed milk. This also corresponds to their weight at the same volume. A cappuccino weighs the lightest, then the latte, then the flat white is heavier than a latte.

People who order flat whites are usually clueless motherfuckers who equate weight to amount of caffeine they are consuming. Their origin story usually involves some shitty barista making a borderline capp out of an ordered latte and they ended up with "half" a drink when the large air bubbles collapsed.

Real ones drink cortados. If you want a latte amount of steamed milk skip the espresso and just get a steamed milk and espresso separate. You'll enjoy both more.

>>717211767
We all got together and thought we'd fuck with you.

>>717211867
But they do.

Literally only plain coffee tastes good in all of this, that way you can taste the coffee.
>Americano is espresso + water
Lmao, this is because italians don't drink the coffee the same way as americans do, but there's actually no reason not to just have a normal coffee with no shit added to it.
>>717211767
Yeah, unless it's really burnt you can't really tell, it's all pretty much a cigarette ash taste. The stuff where it isn't coffee and you're adding other shit to it tastes different, usually because you're just tasting all of the other shit.

>>717211767
this isn't about different types of coffee, it's different things you put in coffee. You trying to tell me coffee + milk and coffee + chocolate and coffee + water don't taste different?
and different coffee grounds and sources do taste different too, but maybe you've lost your sense of taste from some nonsense like smoking or something and can't get the nuance, sure I get it. But you're still wrong.

>>717211935
They don't.

>>717209514
>Taste decent
>Only like 10 calories in a single can
>Zero sugar
>Has enough caffeine to keep me going
>Doesn't have weird esoteric chemicals like the other enery drinks

This will always be the goat

>>717212076
They do.

>>717211928
i thought the distinctive thing about cappuccino was the chocolate shavings/powder on the top
it's my fav coffee I love eating the foam and chocolate off the top

>>717212153
>cappuccino
>chocolate shavings/powder on the top
Do american'ts really?

>>717210137
>Take kettle
>Throw water and coffee grinds in
>turn on electric stove until boiling

Easy and fast

>don’t have drip (Syrian refugee no electricity)
>mash espresso through tin can
>add water
>”french press”
>nummy tap water mm!

VAXD2

>>717211937
nobody actually does the italian espresso autism btw, foreigners pretend to do it but none of them are drinking like 10 or 11 espressos every day out of a cup the size of a thimble.

>>717211767
People love to latch onto meaningless things and act like it makes them better than other people.

For me, it's an iced latte

>>717212263
>Syrian refugee no electricity
how are you posting on 4chan?

>>717209316 (OP)
>This is how you coffee bro
This fucked me up worse than 5 cocaine bumps

ENTER

>>717212412
Merkel gave him a 4 bed condo in Berlin free of charge

>>717212520
mm i love my moka pot

It fucked me up seeing a coffee thread on /int/ and seeing how many countries drink instant coffee. I think Finns were one of the only cunts in the thread that drank coffee the same way us burgers do.

>>717209316 (OP)
I like my coffee like this. what's the name for that?

>>717212538
Is there any flavor worth shit other than lemon-lime?

Cold brew concentrate with a spoonful of: half/half sugar and honey plus vanilla in just enough milk or cream to make a syrup.

Miss me with the acids, I get reflux. But I will do a hot bloom for my cold brew.

i like mocha

>flat white
>not flat
???
Is this just a lie?

>>717212412
I was explaining the “coffee americano”

>>717212625
white girl's coffee

>>717212778
Earth is flat, the media is lying to you.

>>717212778
>mfw no flat white (gf)

>>717209874
Milk both gives thicker texture, taste, as well as cools down the coffee. It's why epresso + milk is workers morning coffee. Americano, the ones I have tried, taste very bland. And the ones my American friends make are borderline transparent.
Personally I drink like double espresso + (usually oat)milk from a coffee mug as my morning coffee to get gaming and gooning going. Good Cappuccino or Mint Latte are best tho, but more of drinks you *enjoy* or chat with someone.

Drink what you drink, but americano is yearly fifa release of coffees.

>>717212657
>half/half sugar and honey plus vanilla in just enough milk or cream to make a syrup.
>a syrup
How many diabetes do you have?

>>717212625
Do you like it cold?

>Yep, it's gamin' time.

>>717209316 (OP)
>americano
This is just coffee. But it is what I drink. Espresso + water.

>>717213020
Why are you steaming lettuce?

>>717212992
Hell yeah I do.

>>717209584
Yeah, she's good. But I get hers straight from the tap.

>>717209316 (OP)
I worked in a coffee shop for a long time, it was a pretty good gig while it lasted. I became an espresso fiend but I've left that all behind me. I still can appreciate a good latte or capp once in awhile. If it's a spot with quality espresso though, I'll have just a double shot with a small splash of water to cool it down.

>>717209316 (OP)
Why can't my cup be entirely espresso?