Thread 717210014

how long til i can buy a boat with tf2 hats and csgo crates?

>>717210014 (OP)
lootboxes when? are pirates coming back for looting?

what's the point of yachts
is fucking kids on international waters legal or something

>owns a mega yacht
>buys a company that makes yachts
Is he really not happy with his current fleet?

>>717210014 (OP)
how is this any of Geoffs business? He should shut up and keep doing that shill fest

>>717210261
None of them were wide enough

>>717210014 (OP)
Based

>>717210261
when you are ultra rich and have no liabilities the only thing you can spend that kinda money on is either financial instruments or buying companies

>people shit on Musk and other billionaires for spending money on useless shit
>they think it's cool when Gaben does it
explain this to me

Why do billionaires fuck around with yachts? Boating sounds boring as fuck.

>>717210014 (OP)
Oceano sounds like a name for a Lego playset

Gabe's losing weight? In a good way or a bad way?

>>717210014 (OP)
He's building Mother Base to get around the payment processors.

>>717210252
Not quite legal, but much easier to get away with, especially if you're flying the flag of some shithole with easily bribed courts.

>>717210397
It's nice to bring girls out to the sea. Because of the implication.

>>717210014 (OP)
I respect the ocean strength.

Obviously he's an enthusiast, it's fine to invest in your hobbies, specially when they can actually turn a profit.

>>717210381
gabe seems to mostly keep to himself instead of spending his fortune oppressing poor people even harder and buying off politicians so that is at least something

>>717210397
The implication.

>>717210261
When you own the company you can make yachts with special hidden compartments. People who live on yachts do so because they want to live outside of the law. Why else would you LIVE on a yacht

>>717210491
Valve donates money to democrats and works with SBI anon...

>>717210014 (OP)
OH WE'D BE AAALLLLRIGHT IF WE MAKE IT UP TO THREE
AND WE'LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND

>>717210397
Its harder to see them fuck little kids on a yacht.

>>717210252
Above a certain level of wealth it's about the only interesting thing you can spend money on

>>717210472
>>717210494
Billionaires don't need the implication. They need international waters where they can fuck their loli harem

>>717210397
Why buy a yacht? Even if your stupidly rich it just seems like a pain in the ass. Can't you just rent one whenever you want to cruise around?

>>717210014 (OP)
He'll do anything other than make games that aren't cosmetic microtransaction casinos

>>717210397
Imagine your own epstein island, but inside a yacht which is waaaaaaaaaaaaay easier to hide

>>717210261
you run out of things to buy real quick when being ultra rich.
what’s there to buy? your 20th supercar?

>>717210381
gabe isnt spending money on completely useless shit
a lot of the yachts he buys serve actual purposes like being a research vessel and etc, nigga just likes boats

>>717210585
I think buying them is the point. You have so much money you don't know what to do with, and anything else just generates more money. So you buy an expensive thing, along with the staff to maintain and service it, just to have something negative in the books that isn't gay faggot shit like charity.

jfc gabe is just eren yaeger, dude saw the sea for the first time and got fixated on the wrong shit. WHERE THE FUCK IS HALF LIFE 3 GABE. WAKE UP.

>>717210701
researching those little kids' bodies.

>>717210567
Can't hey do novelty terraforming or something instead?

>>717210397
I thought so too until I became a crypto whale and bought a yacht.
It’s quite on the seas and nobody fucking pisses you off.
Starlink made it even better

>>717210014 (OP)
Should have bought it BEFORE he got the yachts, could have gotten an employee discount

>>717210585
Skirt laws leave it to Maritime and you don't have to pay prop taxes. Interesting that he bought the Yacht company. You can have subtle pull on the other richfags. Maybe he wants mobile servers, or wants to truly live the pirate dream. Maybe its just a tangible investment since his portfolio is mostly digital.

>>717210014 (OP)
good i hope he's the next epstein and has a great time out there, he deserves it

>>717210381
I love all of Valve's games and couldn't give less of a shit about Gaben's yacht and knife collections.

>Gaben is trying to make Borealis IRL

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

>>717210014 (OP)
It's crazy to me how this guy is the spitting image of boomer psychopathy, buying useless garbage and pulling the ladder up behind him, and people still worship the ground he walks on because he made MySpace for gamers and said "something something service issue" 15 years ago before filling his platform with jeetslop and porn shovelware.

I thought luxurious yatchs were supposed to be super expensive, but I looked up Gabe's one and it had a price of around $126 millions, your average corvette of the same size is twice the price, without counting missile/ammo payload. Are military contractors really that great at stealing from the government?

he bought oceano?

>>717210261
>Builds hyper-yacht to put Steam servers under law of the high seas
Absolutely based.

>>717210772
Well he lends the boats for marine research so it's not like he is just hoarding them.

>>717210381
I don't shit on Musk for whatever he is spending his money on though. Don't give a shit about Gabe's yacht either, good for him, but idk, yachts are kind of retarded, expensive to buy, expensive to maintain, expensive taxes. What's the point? It's a bad investment.

>>717210686
You buy the supercar manufacturer, of course.

What the fuck is Gaben doing in international waters? Why do he need so many Yatchs for that?

>>717210252
tax write offs

Yachts are based because they separate babby millionaires from truly wealthy folks.
Plus you can do whatever the fuck you want on your yacht

>>717210014 (OP)
>breaking news
>>717210252
>fucking kids
Gaben has been scouting and buying marine research companies for many years now.
Total nothingburger.
He just has a shitton of money and thinks the ocean is cool.
Probably doing a lil' tax evasion on the side.

>>717210397
International Waters, AKA no applicable laws

>>717210014 (OP)
That is such a jewish nose. He can't even hide it anymore.

>>717210014 (OP)
oh my god le based chungus

>>717210686
I'd buy an island and populate it with all kinds of genetically modified animals and plants

>>717211284
The ocean IS cool.

>>717211216
What's the point of anything?

>>717211181
Guy looks like a "slim" Patrice O Neal

>>717211247
>McMansion :l
>McMansion on the ocean :O

It's the same shit right down to being built with cut corners and having to be maintained by a small army of browns

>>717210701
>gabe isnt spending money on completely useless shit
>a lot of the yachts he buys serve actual purposes like being a research vessel and etc, nigga just likes boats
LMAO, imagine being this much of a simp
>no space travel is not important
>buying 4 yachts is!

>spends half his life just buying more yachts.
Does this guy know something we don't know. Is there and upcoming Yacht war on the horizon?

>>717210014 (OP)
>my bitch asked me to go on a boat ride but his ass was too fat for any of my 100 golden yachts so I had to buy the yacht company to make special yachts that could hold his big blue ass

>gayben is making a new country that is entirely a fleet of yachts

What will his water world country be named?

>>717211057
THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LORST

>>717210261
>all rich people have yacht offs
>credit card companies start to fuck with gabe
>gabe goes and buys the yacht company
>credit card CEO comes to buy a yacht
>gabe walks out and says we are sold out

>>717211456
There is point to everything, so I'm asking what's the point? I guess if he finds ocean cool that makes sense, but yacht as a place of hangout/live is kinda retarded imo unless you are obsessed with something related to it, like science related to ocean or some shit.
Maybe he is trying to splice some of those immortal medusas on his body so he won't die. He is very obsessed with living from what I've noticed, which is based. Probably has harvested organs in his fridge just in case of emergency.

>>717211454
It's colder than that, anon, it's chilly.

>>717211528
>spends half his life just buying more yachts.
>spends half his life
>half his life
half life

>>717210014 (OP)
why are boomers obsessed with stupid boats?

>>717210381
Thats the difference between European Billionaires and american billionaires.
European billionaires use their money for their own hobby and keep it to themselves, american billionaires acting like a child and newmoney (poorfag who just got fortune but keeping his poorfag mentality even when he got rich) all the time to the point where it annoys people out because of how... bumpkin they are, I dont know how to describe it

>>717211528
Yatchs are going to be commissioned in a future war, and the government is going to pay double the price they cost to obtain. It is an investment.

>>717211518
We get it Elon, space is very cool. You can brag again later once you get that space net up and you are not a bitch to turd-earthers.

>>717211564
Hydrocity

>>717210381
But he’s MY FAVORITE billionaire because I played some Valve games as a 10 year old.

>>717211564
"Outer Heaven"

How many little kids can I stuff on a yacht?

>>717210686
You could invest the money into trying to make the world a better place?

>>717211651
Gabe is American. McGregor is European.

>>717211518
Space is a complete joke, exploring the deep ocean has more practical purpose.

You just know Gaben does jewish shit on the yachts

>>717211617
I dunno, what would you do if you had a billion dollars?

>>717211808
Inviting white "friends" to fuck kids while he tapes all of that?

>>717211808
Well yeah that's the point of yachts

>>717211865
I'd buy myself a nice house with separate sauna/bath outside and would just chill for life. I wouldn't do anything productive with it, just hoarding it like a dragon while enjoying the rest of my life. Hell I might even impregnate some chick.

>>717210014 (OP)
Goes to show he doesn't really care about video games.
If I had his level of money, I would build 2fort IRL and use it for paintball or airsoft.

>>717210397
No niggers in the open sea

>>717211463
patrice no meal

>>717210014 (OP)
Wow what an impressive fleet Oceano has

>>717211736
Rich people didn’t get rich by being philanthropists.
They don’t care

>>717211865
Give Star Citizen enough funding for them to finish development.

>>717211984
You could do all of that without needing a billion

>>717212165
These all look like AI generated images

>>717212238
I'm not sure a billion is enough

>>717211076
>buying useless garbage
Yeah instead of marine research he should be investing in useful things like video games

>>717210014 (OP)
I thought he did this years ago.
I'm sick of these fucking timeline shifts.

Remember that aliens come from the ocean

>>717210261
He's becoming the next Bob Page only instead of limiting the supply of a vaccine for a disease he created, he's limiting the supply of yachts for a disease he's conquered. Even Bezos and every Saudi prince will be forced to kneel before Newell.

>>717210798
Describe your three biggest crypto profits and when they happened, or it didn't happen

Don't you need a crew for these type of yachts? Not that i'll ever have on, but if I did I don't think i'd want a crew, comfy solo sailing sounds great though.

>>717210397
yachts are like the ultimate flex, completely unobtainable by commoners. The middle class can pull together their money every now and then for a luxury experience but they will never build and run a custom yacht with helipads and saunas

>>717212532
I pumped and dumped the country of Argentina.