Erm.... LINKBROS?!

On average women are not attracted to the buff body type

>>717214102
That is true, but you do need to be 6ft minimum
Link can't measure up

This artist is unironically a hook nosed jewish troon straight out of a /qa/ wojak edit btw

You lost whitebois

Your women want us now

>>717213898 (OP)
Why don't Link and Ganon look like badasses anymore? Why do they look like homosexual arabs now?

yeah?

>>717214102
This type of porn is made by gay men, look at how much detail is given to Ganon vs Zelda. Which is why /v/ is obsessed with it and spams it constantly since they are low self-esteem porn addicted fags

cuckoldry is a coping mechanism for the below average man. he knows he won't blow his wife's back out or make her squirt. he knows western women love to 'experiment' with the exciting bad boys before settling down. he knows his wife wouldn't have looked in his direction a decade ago. he knows that his greatest assets are his personality and the safety he provides her, and he had to play the long game when other men got to fuck her the day she met them. if you're a bottom 50% male, you are an emotional cuckold

>>717213898 (OP)
1. swap link and zelda
2. link should be wearing a bikini
there fixed ur image

>>717213898 (OP)
this looks like link's twink dink is gonna cannon ganon's anus

>>717214102
Has 0 to do with that. There are videos on YouTube of an "attractive" shorter guy hitting on college girls, then the next day they get a tall "average" guy to find those same girls on campus and hit on them.

ZELINKFAGS?
MARCHFAGS?
WHAT DO?

Why are brownoids so insecure?

>>717214579
Anon those are staged

Women want impossibly beautiful, long haired men, but most men are born ugly

>>717213898 (OP)
Would all three

>>717214597
The sad state of the whitoid race.

They're just talking, relax.

>>717214579
youtube ragebait is not a real study. they were probably all paid actors.
that said the research also shows women want men of above average height, and that women's stated preferences for personality are belied by their revealed preferences for height and looks
nevertheless women are people with their own complex inner worlds and shouldn't be hated for their biological programming. go watch a nature documentary. i know it's hard to reconcile the fact that we're intellectual, moral agents with free will who shouldn't be demanded of sex and the unspoken sexual competition we all participate in, but realizing this isn't ascension. knowing women think you're disgusting and they lie about your preferences doesn't improve your life at all, they'll continue to live their lives while you rot away on 4chan or incels.is or whatever

>>717214769
S-she's giving him her number though......

>>717214749
why the eyes
lmao