Thread 717218153

It's literally DK Odyssey. Holy fuck I thought it was a meme because it's by the same team and that one banana in a pipe webm that was spammed, but no. It is literally Mario Odyssey with a DK skin.

>>717218153 (OP)
Kidfeet

>>717218285
That's right, I've paid the feet tribute. Now discuss the game.

>>717218153 (OP)
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!

>>717220118
...are you fucking serious dude? I hope you're actually underage because that's clearly a fucking kid.

>>717218153 (OP)
What’s with Nintendo going all in on pedo pandering this decade?

>>717220672
>fucking kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppXXIuNm3BQ

We as a board must respect Pauline.

>>717220672
>...are you fucking serious dude?
Yes.
>I hope you're actually underage
No.
>because that's clearly a fucking kid.
I know.

>>717218153 (OP)
>>717218285
>>717220118
>>717220813
>>717220957
Oh-boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (What?)
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn hedgehog! (Right away!)
Oh boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue baboon!


Get ready my secret project!
I'm about to make history!
(It might even work!)
You bet your ass!
My gizmo works! (Maybe...)
I push this button!
I said I push this button!
Damn it! This stupid button!

>>717221079
Why are you spamming lyrics in Pauline threads?

>>717218153 (OP)
Okay but is the game good?

>>717221117
>>717221069
you know nothing fool, it’s chaos the god of destruction!!

HAHAHAHAAHAAA

>>717221079
sagnip

>>717221213
No. It's not. Just like Odyssey.

>>717221649
Oh okay well Odyssey was GOAT so thanks, will check DK out

>>717221649
Odyssey was great you fucking moron.

>>717218153 (OP)
SEX

>>717221771
>>717221905
I'm sure you two made some really good arguments, unfortunately I couldn't hear them over the slurping and gagging noises of Nintendo's cock in your throats.

>>717222303
You will accept that Mario and Pauline might have a daughter.

>>717222303
Nintendo is garbage and I emulated Odyssey, doesn't change the fact that it's a great game faggot

>>717218153 (OP)
*hides thread*
another whiny faggot out of my life

>>717222816
>pissbaby is mad he can't priage bananza
Laughable

>>717222946
>retarded third worlder can't spell
Laughable

>>717223204
There's a clear difference between someone who fucks up typing and someone who fucks up grammar and you know it

>>717224265
Same shit to me, sorry.

>>717224885
bullshit

>>717225203
Just don't fuck up and you won't have to worry about it anon

>>717218153 (OP)
People use to try here.

>>717225282
Doesn't change the fact that you were bullshitting from the start because screaming "muh third worlder" was all you had

>>717218153 (OP)
>It is literally Mario Odyssey with a DK skin.
typical brown third world sub 100 IQ commentary

it has many aspects differentiating it from odyssey, mainly the interactivity of the environments, the effects of materials and the focus on aiming and throwing

>>717220118
Hey, cool it with the pedophilia, will you?

>>717225740
Calm down Ranjesh, me calling you a third worlder doesn't remove your ability to post on the site.

>>717225997
aight aight

>2nd mainline 3d game
>7th mainline console game
>is more objective based than collectible based despite having sandbox level design
>can trade in ten of a certain coin for the game’s main collectible
>aiming system a constantly accessible part of your moveset
>bosses include a giant machine where you ride on a track while hurling projectiles at it, a giant plant, and a giant squid
>first mainline game using a major 3d redesign for the main character
>regular outfit is slightly altered for this game
>mechanics are much more heavily based on the environment and terrain than previous titles
>ground pound and dive but no long jump
>voice acting
>gimmick is limited by getting resources from the environment
>can swap between powers at any time
>gimmick happens due to the little partner character on your back
>cover has the main character with an angry expression unlike their usual expression
>secret areas with most having backgrounds based on previous titles in the series
>kid character who seemingly goes against a good majority of preestablished lore in the series
>initial main antagonist leaves his mark all over the worlds and is a short greedy brat
>fighting against this character involves you chasing them them down through multiple locations
>almost all the enemies you face are made by these initial villains
>initial antagonist is replaced by the normal series antagonist after a plot twist
>you get special powers such as being able to run super fast, hover in the air, jump super high, and remove dangerous terrain and spray out projectiles
It’s more like dk sunshine

>>717227219
good
mario sunshine is kino

>>717218153 (OP)
Yeah and it fucking sucks

>>717227540
Why do people that haven't played the game feel this retarded need to weigh in? Disingenuous faggots

>>717227870
>everyone that bought the game unanimously liked it, there is no one that owns the game that doesn't like it
Yeah Nintendo totally isn't a cult bro

>le cult!!!
yep, 100% a sonyjeet who can't even pretend to have emulated it anymore and is now seething and dilating all over the place

>>717227341
I have a great idea for a sequel.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends

>>717228590
based

>>717218153 (OP)
I just beat this and thought it was good but I'd be lying if I said the people who overhyped the finale didn't make it not anywhere near as exciting as it would have been, it's literally the same boss fight twice...then Pauline and DK go their seperate ways, that's it.

>>717228745
no one asked or read

>>717218153 (OP)
>it's the best game of all time but donkey kong
Awesome.

>>717228745
>Super Mario Solar Flare
That’s one kaizo romhack tier name.

>>717232362
>it's literally the same boss fight twice
no it isn't, there's stuff happening in between the two fights and that's obviously what people find memorable

now I know you're just going to downplay it with some retarded reductionism so I'll just tell you to dilate in advance

>>717232897
no way are people creaming their pants over jumping up a building as Snake Bananza form

This is a 8/10 game that became a 9 or 9.5/10 with the Nintendo Polish

>>717232965
>retarded reductionism
as predictable as a chatGPT reply

>>717233569
yeah very smart of you to guess I'd disagree, you fucking faggot, and it's not reductionism at all that's literally what I did, Snake on the vertical parts and Zebra on the horizontal parts. Absolutely mindblowing. Not even saying it was bad either, just that you fags overhyped it.

I still adore this Pauline and made fan art of her

>>717218153 (OP)
This really came and went already like a fart in the wind huh?

>>717237745
Pauline and her feet have been a staple of the catalogue since her reveal her game isnt going anywhere faggot