unc can't lock in anymore

>>717234976 (OP)
>forced to play single player games because he can't keep up in multiplayer anymore
Absolutely grim. I dread the day I hit my 40s and start getting shit on.
>inb4 thread full of uncs coping

>>717237247
>anymore
I've been hating on multiplayer since internet was all white, as in before you were born, nigger

>>717234976 (OP)
I don't know what that means but cute cat.

as you get older you generally switch to slower paced games so you can lock the fuck in and beat the youngins with experience and patience. Like yeah Timmy might be faster than me but he sure as fuck hasnt seen the same moves 1000 times and spent years figuring out how to counter them.
t. plays exclusively tactical shooters and RTT/RTS now

Are we pretending zooms are good at games? I'm about to hit 40 and the only guys in the game worth worrying about are all my age

>>717234976 (OP)
reddit cat

>>717234976 (OP)
unc made newfag do slave labor

>>717237405
sure you were
>unc immediately comes in coping
as expected :skull:

>>717237247
I'm not even 30 and this is me. Grim.

whats unc

>>717234976 (OP)
Fortune, my beloved
>>717237419
https://www.instagram.com/miyavlikedicikler/

>>717237247
>>717238120
If you're in your 30s you're already an unc

>>717238248
fuggg wrong link thats another cat page I follow
https://www.instagram.com/fortuneisacat/
They cleared their IG once Fortune went viral

>>717234976 (OP)
Zoomers are garbage

>>717234976 (OP)
I prefer "oji-san" thank you very much

xbox unc here, just stay out of my way and let me frag.

>>717238269
I'm in my mid 20s and regularly get stomped by groups of 40 something year old dudes playing together.

>>717234976 (OP)
I can't stand how you kids talk nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCIo4MCO-_U

>>717238452
You didn't have to phrase it like that~~

>>717238382
Funny that still playing on xbox is a sure way someone is age 30+, really how the times have changed.

>>717238452
>stomped by groups of 40 something year old dudes playing together.
lol way too obvious unc try to be subtle next time

forever laughing at zooms that think they won't be 40 ever

>>717237419
What's lil' bro yapping?

>>717238873
Correct, i'm 33.

>>717237247
>be 18yo
>play cod4
>can literally see shit in slow mo
>be 30yo
>play warzone
>can't see shit, can't hear shit, can't fucking follow shit
it's heckin over bros
im playing the bazaar now

>>717234976 (OP)
>tranimals

>>717234976 (OP)
I'm 35 and I'm plat-diamond in Marvel Rivals. Still, I'm way better than I ever was.

>>717239736
> plat-diamond in Marvel Rivals
lmao nigga you're washed ohnonononono

>>717239132
Dont forget to take your estrogen sis!

Reminder that zoomers are not human.
Killing zoomers is like flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>717239006
Zoomzooms already accept that they will either die en-masse in the next big war or become corporate slaves with no time to play vidya anyways
>t. zoomzoom

>>717239813
ok faggot :V

>>717239813
literally rent free

why do zoomers worship niggers?

>>717234976 (OP)
>he needs to "lock in" to not be shit
yeah you go lock in. Get in the cage, runt.

>>717234976 (OP)
me when im watching uncs trying to lock in

>>717241542
you just hate me cuz IM BLACK

>>717242653
omg he jus like me

>>717234976 (OP)

I stomp everyone in my friend group of 30 year old dudes I've known since middle school, and that's all that matters.

>>717242653
why are you eating literal cat poison

>>717234976 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>717244779
Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?

>>717239132
>minutes and seconds feel faster as you grow older because they're shorter relative to to your total lifespan
>a single hour felt like an eternity when you were a child
>now the the end of the day appears just as quickly as the morning
>weeks and months begin to disappear in the blink of an eye
>it will only get faster