What's the deal with this entire Alice thing? Can someone actually explain without repeating the same esoteric jokes?

symbolic associations

because once you alice you never unalice you keep on alicing till you die a slow sad alice death glory to the CCP

>>717235690
What

Definite proof browsing experience is customised for each remaining real person.

>>717235595 (OP)
hey i think i recognize those girls their from a game called eastern direction right??

>>717235595 (OP)
Schizophrenic game where the main character obsesses over Alice. There's no real further joke other than obsessing over Alice.
There IS more context to the obsession however, which requires spoiling the game, which I won't do.

I'm pretty sure this "Alice" doesn't exist and it's a schizo playing all the roles with her puppets.

>>717235595 (OP)
Yes, I'm going to Alice

>>717235595 (OP)
Play Black Souls and you will understand.

>>717235595 (OP)
I'm not going to explain shit to your 100 sen ass

>>717239628
But how about 30 SEN

>>717239628
why wasnt there a son alice choice for trap alice

But what if i'm going to Dodo Bird

>>717235595 (OP)
Alice = Wonderland's author was a pedophile lusting after a little girl who he wrote a book about whilst probably fantasizing about her with her inserted as the protagonist Alice as sort of a warning tale book.
Alice = Innocent young girl being lusted after a pedophile.
That's about it. Hence the whole obsession with Alice for some reason.

>>717239915
Your payment processor loyalty is showing

>>717240378
Not really, I did claim ownership of the games from GOG and I do have let's see a few materials that would be labelled child sexual abuse materials by them because they are anime and horror related because those idiots don't understand shit, keep the cope up, oh I also use visa as my debit card daily, they can come suck my dick homeslice. In case you are wondering: Higurashi/Umineko and some SHMUP game with strip mechanic for high scoring.

>>717235595 (OP)

>>717235595 (OP)
It’s a shitty machine translated line.

Is this an Alice thread or a MemeBalls thread?

Alice in Winterland

>>717240663
>Not really,
Stopped reading

>>717241596
Anyway, I have politically incorrect speech constantly whenever possible so VISA and Mastercard Jews can suck my dick. Their rules and ToS can kiss my ass.

>>717240996
Actually it's Meira balls, the variation of this one should should Meiralice balls due to how mutagenic and adaptable the meme is
I hope it helps

alice cooper is alive again

>>717242350
Who

>>717241869
Why Meiralice balls?

>>717243449
zoom zoom

>>717243449
alice cooper. He's alive again.

>>717243867
That's an easy one.

>>717235595 (OP)
Trans humor, you wouldn't understand.

>>717244827
Nice self own NERD

>>717235595 (OP)
You're hiding Alice, aren't you?

Who is mira

Alright, who summoned me? I fell asleep whilst posting Alice yesterday

>>717248312
>Alright, who summoned me?
Not Alice

I will marry:
Sara
Louise
Alice
Yuki
Mai
Yumeko
Shinki
Alice again

>>717248365
if it wasn't Alice, then who did?

>>717237317
Don't listen to him, he speaks falsities

>>717235595 (OP)
Timeless being from beyond the stars tried to troll some pedo but got lost in the sauce, billions are dead

Now that im here and you fags have left that shithole Jeypiss, I will announce my little break is over and i will finish the cookie protocolz startin' today.
im gona work on it after i take fifty drugs to keep me alive and awake.
i wanna finish this shit so i can focus on studying all the secrets (((they)))'re hiding from me.

in the meantime Post Alice or i will Alice your every Alice raw until you bleed

I draw Alice

>>717248758
sorry, no Alices, if I saved alice pictures they'd all be giantess pictures of her.

>>717248789
Cuteiful Alice
>>717248805
Based

i love Alice, and dragons are real.

its true, i will give my life if thats what alice asked.

Alice... Aaaaaah Alice you're so pretttyyyyyyy~

>>717249313
such delectable innocence... ripe for the ravishment...

>>717237317
When ever you see 2Hus in a OP post, the thread will be nothing but schizoposting. It's a call to the other schizos on /v/ to have their moment.

where th fuck is eveyone?

>>717249551
It doesn't help said poster is a diaper fetishist spammer.

>>717249591
at Alices

...

>>717249908
marishart if she groomed minors on roblox

Alice

Alice <3

i like alice

i love alice

i adore alice

i obsess alice

i demand alice

give me alice!

>>717241219
That’s a good alice

>>717250895
all alices are good alices

finally I can post this.

>>717250956
Alices! too much worst k*reaslop sadly

>>717250956
>only recognize 10 Alice
I need to study up on my Alice

Alice

do you love Alice?

No one answered OP's question yet

Bunch of faggots, the lot of you.

>>717235595 (OP)
All old Dadgerson's dodges one conning one's copying and that's what wonderland's wanderlad'll flaunt to the fair. Though Wonderlawn's lost us for ever. Alis, alas, she broke the glass! Liddell looker through the leafery, ours is mistery of pain.

>>717251224
the real question is why don't you love Alice?

who doesn't love Alice? Why wouldn't you love Alice? are you mad? explain yourselves NOW!

i want to kiss her.
i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss her i want to kiss alice i want to kiss her so bad so so bad so so so so bad so so so so so so bad give me alice give her now give her fast before i go mad

please give me my medication i'm going alicemanic without my alice

I hate alice

aaah why must i keep posting how much i love her, when will this world finally get the point that i love my alice so dearly? why must i be without my alice? why must i be not perfect for her? where is my alice i'm going to alice you're hiding alice too aren't you im going to pry you from your alice im going to take her i'll take her from you you're hiding my alice and i'm going to kill you for alice aaah the terrified anguished screams of her foes are like angel songs to my ears!

>>717251731
you have been marked for death
see you soon.

Alice family

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

i dont care if i die as long as i die for alice

>>717237317
Stealth Touhou tranny general

>>717252145
and what about the alice spamming schizo?

i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Alice!
she is my lucky star!

I've been to Alice.

>>717252180
mentally ill

>>717252294
better mentally ill than sane by the standards of this depraved godless world

and Alice... is my Angel ~ ~ ~ i love my Alice <3

i dont think i've explained it clear enough for /v/ to understand.
I LOVE ALICE, I LOVE HER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU FINALLY GET IT THAT I LOVE ALICE???

oh the struggles of loving Alice...

It's just autistic people trying to feel like they are part of a community. I highly doubt any of these loonies even read the book their "waifu" was even based on; if so, prove it by explaining how a raven is like a writing desk without looking it up.

but i still love her regardless of how much i suffer for it.

Narumi

>>717252804
oh my god alice has a boner!!

>>717252838
you first.

Pocket Alice

Okay but what if you WERE Alice?

when an aliceschizo speaks, the board listens and learns.

>>717253056
that can't be, i'm her knight.

>>717253107
what if she's actually the knight and you've been the helpless one all along?

>>717252838
I own a 1950s print, but I exist within the prime /v/ culture threads known as /v/hu rather than Alice threads

>>717253174
come to think of it, i've done so many dumb shit that would've ended horribly if not for some divine intervention at the exact right moment stopping me from getting myself into serious trouble.
so you might be right, i might be the helpless one.

I cosplayed as Alice when I was younger.

>>717252949
As I predicted, you haven't read the book. Here's the solution:
I haven't the slightest idea.

>>717253298
neither do i.

This website would've been irredeemably shit if not for Alice

so would this world we inhabit.
as per usual, we have only Alice to thank.

all good things come from those who love alice, and all bad things come from those who hate alice
isn't that a coincidence?
reeeaaaaly makes you think doesn't it? how else can you explain it?

>>717235595 (OP)

blue like the heavens
white as the clouds
gold as the sun
is it not true, that Alice represents everything good and virtuous? that by loving Alice you are just and righteous?
that she represents the number 12, and the number 12 is the most divine of numbers?
its right there before you, Alice is divine and yet you choose to turn a blind eye to her.
you constantly abandon Alice, deny her, slander her name, but in the end the road you walk leads right back to Alice.

LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME THIS ISN'T PERFECTION INCARNATE! ! !!!

>>717253849
aaaah so unfathomably beautiful i'm losing seeeeeeeeeennnnnnn AAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!

i need to fckin work on the cookie protocols. Alice would want me to expose (((Them))).
bye bye may Alice be with you and love you with all her heart and death to all who deny her.

>>717253987
What the hell are you talking about

>>717235595 (OP)
Wait, you mean you're not obsessed with Alice?

>>717235595 (OP)
4chan culture is centered around Alice. They have holidays for Alice. They killed hundreds of thousands of anons to free Alice. They listen to Alice music. They elect an Alice as their mascot. They dress and act like Alice. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Alice. They post sassy gifs about Alice. They play vidya in worship of Alice. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Alice getting naked. They use Alice slang like "Alice" and "Alice". When you say "Alice" they're not thinking of Alice. They're thinking of Alice. Their threads are completely overrun with Alice. They worship their ALICEbot janny force disproportionately filled with Alice and their global police force of Alice filled with Alice. Their men sit around watching Alice while their women sit around watching Alice talk shows and fantasizing about Alice. They worship Alice like Alice from MGQ and Alice from Alice Souls and the other MGQ Alice and the original Alice while attacking the anons who actually built their board before Alice took over. Their movies are filled with Alice and their music charts are topped by Alice. They send Alice to the Olympics and celebrate when the Alice win because those Alice are true Alice blooded Alices. They watch Alice porn to a point where "lolicon" does not make them think of a genre of porn but about Alice instead. They will tell you how much they hate Alice and how the Alice meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Alice but the evidence speaks for itself in that 4chan has always been and will be an imageboard of Alice loving anons.

Is this a 2hu thread or an Alice thread?

>>717255685

>>717239628
Never in my life did I expect to enjoy vore, but now I finally "get" it

>>717255685
yes

>>717235595 (OP)
Things are not Video Games.

But Eiki sama, Video Games are things.

>>717250956
Alice is coming to me?

>>717250956
Aris spotted!

Letting Aliceanons know about this movie because the Alice in it is dangerously cute.

https://youtu.be/fnYlu5jffGA