>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP
>>717238436 (OP)
can someone explain to me why women think the disgusting Vaseline smear filter looks good?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:50:08 AM
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>>717238978
>>717238436 (OP)
At that point it would probably be hard to keep it clean. No thanks.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:51:40 AM
No.717238978
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>>717239212
>>717238890
thats where my tongue comes into play
>>717238436 (OP)
behind the camera is a hung Black Bvll
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:53:08 AM
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>>717238436 (OP)
its tranny propaganda
look she's even dressed like the average tranny because the game is trying to signal to you that """""""she"""""""'s just a trooned out boy, the big black wig, the ugly drag makeup, she even spins around to elude to the "dress go spinny" trannoid meme
this game is made to make little boys look at """"""""her"""""""" and go "mommy mommy i wanna look like her mommy my egg is cracking mommy m-my egg MOMMY MY EGG OUUUUGH MY EEGG IT'S SO HOT I'M CUMMING MOMMY PLEASE I WANNA BE A HOT SEXY TRANNY" so of course """"""""she"""""""" needs to be sexualized so that alongside the trooning out the boys can also get a lifelong fetish and become prostitutes from a young age
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:53:49 AM
No.717239094
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>>717239340
>>717238981
I know you're baiting but there's a literal mirror right there you absolute retard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:32 AM
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>>717239187
>>717238658
it looks better than their shitty, cellulite and acne riddled flesh.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:55:27 AM
No.717239178
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I don't know if I can keep going
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:55:36 AM
No.717239187
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>>717239761
>>717239129
>shitty, cellulite and acne riddled flesh
The more I see women irl the more I realize that 90% of them past age 20 look like this. Bad diet and no real exercising.
>>717238981
Sure, because no white man is coming within a mile of that hambeast.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:36 AM
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>>717239290
not surprising since no white man can actually satisfy them
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:41 AM
No.717239349
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>>717239290
Are you sure you're even into women
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:43 AM
No.717239350
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>>717239457
>>717238981
why do nigs like fat bitches so much
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:42 AM
No.717239418
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>>717239340
How do I add this zoomerspeak to my filter I'm so sick of seeing "sybau ts pmo" everywhere
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:58 AM
No.717239434
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Dude shit like this gives me unironic depression. I can't even attract ugly girls, let alone two goddesses like this
>>717239350
These women have literal perfect asses. Seeing big jiggly asses does something to me, I can't really explain it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:23 AM
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>>717238981
Do these women know that blacks are seeking a quick fuck with them? These fatasses are treated as cumdumps.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:28 AM
No.717239470
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>>717239571
I don't want to die but living is so.... empty vapid, boring i want to feel alive again
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:01:05 AM
No.717239506
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>>717239457
Its gross as fuck irl man it only looks good on pictures but you do you
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:01:06 AM
No.717239507
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>>717239457
congratulations you are a straight male
>>717238436 (OP)
Oh great, another nigger thread
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:02:32 AM
No.717239603
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>>717239530
Cool it with the hard Rs bud
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:29 AM
No.717239649
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>>717239530
>sees nice ass
>immediately thinks of blacks
can't make this shit up kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:05:22 AM
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>>717239187
It just gets worse with each passing year. I work in medical and see a lot of patients' profiles, like birth year. The amount of women that are younger than me yet still look 15 years older than me is astounding.