>Thanks for inviting me to Smash Bros night, Anon

>>717240648 (OP)
Something's getting smashed, iToddler, but it ain't the bros. Fake or not, would.

>>717240648 (OP)
Reminder that all women who like Smash are shotacon. They’re even more pedo than the men.

>>717240849
I'm a little boy at heart so it works out

>>717240648 (OP)
Haha, you’re welcome. What do you main?
For me, it’s Kirby.

>>717240648 (OP)
A woman that looks anything like this has literally never uttered these words in the history of videogames

>>717240648 (OP)
have you guys hanged out with blonde bimbo bitches? They are pretty cool and as long as they find the game entertaining will be really into it. They are just girls with huge knockers but if they are on their 'game' will bleed you dry.

What do you mean, I invited you over for sex

>>717241389
But can any of them beat Master Moon Lord without an arena?

>>717241764
My bimbo blondie would bother playing a game with an actual combat aystem

>>717240648 (OP)
Where's my spreadsheet of things to say depending on the move I use and the mood of the room?

>>717242078
So, Megaman 8?

>>717242448
Based

>>717240648 (OP)
fake boobs are so disgusting

>>717242384
here you go, good luck getting laid anon!

>>717243751
They are for initiates only, normies can't appreciate them. I like them as much as big naturals though and definitely a lot better than sagging deflated tits, which they basically exist to prevent

>>717243952
topkek thanks anon

>>717241389
blonde women are the most fun to hang out with
real blondes, not bottle blonde (jew tricks)

>>717241389
Any time a party's winding down at mine and there's still some random fratbros hanging around I always boot up godhand and they always love it

>>717243952
>i'd tentacle rape you if i was an octopus!
>haha

>>717243952
why do autists like spreadsheets so much?

>>717246519
>baby born black (not shocking)

>>717240648 (OP)
I'm Wario!

lol how do americans live with those white fake teeth

>>717246627
it very easy when you have a lot of money

>>717246519
>baby shaken or crushed by uncle (himself)
yeah why would the sister be mad I don't get it