>>717243436 (OP) >game called brown dust >BRAAAAAAAP >PPPPPFFFF >plop plop plop (shit fallling out of my ass) >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP >pebble dashes the bowl >trumpet sound plays >UMMMoooPMMMMMM >bathroom is covered is a layer of brown dust
"You wait want to wait a minute before using the can"
The ass is underwater so it would sound more like >BROOOOOPP >PLLLLOOOOP, bwoop woop wooop. BWOP. RROORB.
and then sharper or more muffled depending if your ears were under the water line or above it.