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Anonymous No.717246127 >>717246562 >>717246871 >>717246970 >>717246979 >>717247115 >>717248265 >>717248324 >>717249521 >>717250425 >>717251785 >>717252097 >>717254139 >>717254290 >>717254580 >>717256937 >>717257326 >>717257382 >>717257602 >>717257907 >>717258132 >>717258220 >>717258412 >>717263121 >>717263379 >>717263907 >>717264225 >>717264521 >>717265256 >>717265569
>thinks modern vidya is boring
>makes the most boring game of all time in response

la creatividad...
Anonymous No.717246461 >>717246679 >>717257281 >>717260004 >>717260359 >>717264316
Having not read anything about this and going purely by the headline:

The current AAA vidya industry is a cesspool of unoriginality and soullessness and this is only becoming more true due to the Chinese and South Koreans coming in.

Death Stranding is not my kind of game. I have not played it. But there's no denying it and the sequel are soulful games with true passion and creative spark behind them. That's something 99% of the AAA industry can't claim.

Having said all that, it sounds like Kojima is an indielet. Vidya is still alive and well with the lower budgets.
Anonymous No.717246562 >>717257679
>>717246127 (OP)
>>makes the most boring game of all time in response
What if instead of seething, you make a thread about a game you like?
Anonymous No.717246679 >>717246815 >>717246924 >>717246979 >>717247069 >>717247472 >>717256997 >>717258131 >>717259792 >>717264271 >>717264561 >>717264870
>>717246461
Chinese are making the most original games in the past decade but you guys keep pretending they don't exist because they're gachas.
And before you disagree, name 1 game that plays like NTE
Anonymous No.717246815 >>717247020 >>717258225
>>717246679
Gachatards are so fucking funny, man
Imagine if in the early 2010s /v/ had this sudden influx of FarmVille fanatics
Anonymous No.717246871
>>717246127 (OP)
Hideo Kojima never really liked video games. He's been riding on the hype of Metal Gear Solid for 30 years, ruined it as a franchise, and then exposed himself as a terrible writer with no real talent trying to make it in Hollywood.

I'm so fucking glad this hack is bleeding money on his dogshit game.
Anonymous No.717246924 >>717247020
>>717246679
>gacha
>original
pick one and only one
Anonymous No.717246970
>>717246127 (OP)
Death Stranding is not boring althoughbeit.
Anonymous No.717246979 >>717247020 >>717248362
>>717246127 (OP)
I'm tired of this ugly pretentious fucking gook

>>717246679
Go boil a dog alive you filthy slanted eyes yellow bug nobody will ever like your race of born slaves. The only thing your cursed Mongolian rape babies can spread is misery by making the rest of the world embrace your slave mentality.
Anonymous No.717247020 >>717247317 >>717251312 >>717257862 >>717258324 >>717261105
>>717246815
>>717246924
>>717246979
>NOOO GACHA BAD
Cool, now what's that game that plays like NTE?
Anonymous No.717247069 >>717247183
>>717246679
>chinas gachas
>not just genshin impact with new characters for the 30th time in a row
lol, lmao.
Anonymous No.717247115
>>717246127 (OP)
That's just a consequence of getting old. I have the same thing. I'm no burned out creative genius or anything so poetic. It's not that deep.
Anonymous No.717247183 >>717248407
>>717247069
NTE is a Genshin/GTA hybrid. Yeah that's new, I've never played this before. Have you?
Anonymous No.717247317 >>717247389
>>717247020
Don't unleash your coiled, restrained anger later on on the first dog you cross path with bug. Lower your head and keep clicketi-clackin on your keyboard amongst them other bugs in whatever slave farm you're shilling from.
Even the games you finance indirectly, like if it was stealthy, turn out generic and cringe like gayxpedition 33° of freemasonry.
Go fry some gutter oil.
Anonymous No.717247389 >>717247614
>>717247317
>I HATE CHINA
That's cool to know but can you name a game that plays like NTE? Come on guys, at least try. If you don't, I just win and that's kinda boring
Anonymous No.717247408
Walking simulators are fun!
Anonymous No.717247472 >>717247548
>>717246679
>Chinese are making the most original games in the past decade
Jesus christ, with this one sentence you became more detached from reality than AIbros.
Anonymous No.717247548 >>717247630
>>717247472
Hello anon number 5 who can't name a game that plays like NTE.
Anonymous No.717247614 >>717247691
>>717247389
Nigger Tranny's Estrogen? Sorry I'm not familiar with whatever vomit you're bathing in.
Anonymous No.717247630 >>717247691
>>717247548
Hello, chink who doesn't even play videogames.
Anonymous No.717247691 >>717247756
>>717247614
Yeah, I know you have no idea what gachas are. That's what I said in my original post. Thanks for agreeing with me
>>717247630
Yes I know you hate China but can you name a game that plays like NTE?

This is the easiest argument I've ever had, you guys don't even try to argue
Anonymous No.717247756 >>717247827
>>717247691
If you think gachas are "original", you genuinely don't play videogames.
Anonymous No.717247827 >>717247957
>>717247756
If you can't name a game that plays like NTE, you're agreeing that it is "original". So go on and prove me wrong
Anonymous No.717247957 >>717248213
>>717247827
Other gachas. Which have the "gameplay" of a freemium gook MMO.
Anonymous No.717248213
>>717247957
Yeah right I remember driving around town in umamusume, it does play exactly like it. You definitely won this argument, congrats
Anonymous No.717248265
>>717246127 (OP)
He was also talking about his own games.
Anonymous No.717248324
>>717246127 (OP)
>new games he's seen
Has he tried playing them?
THE JUDGE No.717248362
>>717246979
Kek. He's always photographed looking as stupid as possible. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was a genuine retard freak and someone else made all his games when he was "good"
Anonymous No.717248407 >>717249898
>>717247183
>cross between open world bullshit and open world bullshit
wow so original
Anonymous No.717249521
>>717246127 (OP)
I bet he's not as bored as I was playing MGS:V. Now that was a shitty game.
Anonymous No.717249898 >>717250271 >>717257789
>>717248407
If it wasn't, you'd be able to name another one like this. You could just say Ananta and you'd be right but you know so little about games you didn't even think about it. Ananta is only coming out in 2026 anyway, so one of them will be original.
Anonymous No.717250271
>>717249898
>If it wasn't, you'd be able to name another one like this.
it's so cliche a combination it literally has its own wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_clone
Anonymous No.717250425
>>717246127 (OP)
>only makes walking simulators
>complains about boring games
Anonymous No.717251312
>>717247020
>Cool, now what's that game that plays like NTE?
Like complete utter p2w dogshit? Farmville.
Anonymous No.717251785
>>717246127 (OP)
>death stranding was a satire all along
genius, peculiar, forward thinking, visionary, 4d chess player, neutron activation, kaboom
Anonymous No.717252097
>>717246127 (OP)
He's the Martin Scorsese of gaming.
Anonymous No.717254139
>>717246127 (OP)
>m*dern "devs" at the boring game competition when HIMdeo GODjima walks in
Anonymous No.717254290
>>717246127 (OP)
Makes sense, he only likes movies.
Anonymous No.717254580 >>717261230
>>717246127 (OP)
>think as a teen that kojima is one of the best devs/writers
>have a cinephile phase in late teens
>start reading more too
>realize the fucker is not even good for b tier action movies and most of its fans eat just media slop
My god reading Haruki Murakami made me realize most of kojima's unique shit is just japanese schizo ramblings and even then they are slop.Gamers really need to consume media aside movie games
Anonymous No.717256919
i think anyone who calls themselves a 'cinephile' or 'gamer' needs to be hit in the head very hard with a golf club
Anonymous No.717256937 >>717261928 >>717264521
>>717246127 (OP)
>Bored by all the new games he's seen
>sitting in a movie theater
The fucking ironing
Anonymous No.717256997
>>717246679
Gacha #7382
Soulslop #252
Notice how both are japanese genres originally.
Anonymous No.717257017 >>717257125
What the fuck is NTE?
Anonymous No.717257125
>>717257017
An upcoming chinese gacha game.
Anonymous No.717257281
>>717246461
You have not played it. There's nothing soulful or original about it. It's just your standard open world with the same assets everywhere looking like all the other open worlds. The gimmick of "people must help each other by building ladders and bridges" doesn't even exist. You never build to help others, you build your own shit and the game copy pastes it for you for a while. Sometimes there's a convenient bridge, most of the time there isn't. You don't really care nor expect them.

The setting is interesting, the story is nonsensical as usual with kojimbo but it's entertaining. I like the game, but it's really nothing special. I just like chilling in the emptiness
Anonymous No.717257326
>>717246127 (OP)
I feel the same way, desu. Barely anything I care to play.
Anonymous No.717257382
>>717246127 (OP)
Meanwhile his game is vague ass shit due to shitty writing skill.
Anonymous No.717257489
Tick Tock Kojima. Time to get cucked a 2nd time. What's funny is his next "game" is going to take years to make, so he will be deprived of D-list actor handshaking.
Anonymous No.717257602
>>717246127 (OP)
>the pretentious hipster has an opinion
and we should care because?
Anonymous No.717257679 >>717257984
>>717246562
but then everyone calls me a shill
Anonymous No.717257789
>>717249898
Anon are you excited for any non-live service games
Anonymous No.717257862
>>717247020
>you have to literally eat piles of dogshit in order to play the game but once you have eaten your share it's very fun, I promise!
Anonymous No.717257907
>>717246127 (OP)
Yeah thats why Japanese are more interested in porn and gacha now. Video games are bad now
Anonymous No.717257984
>>717257679
Everyone is a brown esl jeet tranny shill janny nowadays, who cares.
Anonymous No.717258131
>>717246679
Anonymous No.717258132
>>717246127 (OP)
Because games are meant to be played not seen but given the ammount of cutscenes in his games I can see why hes confused.
Anonymous No.717258220
>>717246127 (OP)
He is right, the (AAA) landscape is dreadful. This was the guy who has been developing games since the late 80s and so knows how good video games used to be.
Anonymous No.717258225
>>717246815
>dissing CHADville
I shiggy diggy compare GOTD to gachasharts
Anonymous No.717258324
>>717247020
I looked up, first video i found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2UuJXbHv8
this is just a clunky gta online with gacha tacked in. What exactly is supposed to be unique about it?
Anonymous No.717258376
He’s right
Anonymous No.717258412 >>717259084
>>717246127 (OP)
He's just a baby still hiding behind video games as a way to cope.

Even AVGN made a movie.
Anonymous No.717259084 >>717259328
>>717258412
He knows he is shit.I bet he tried to make movies but nobody wanted to produce his schizo script.His only way to get money is games thanks to his pr
Anonymous No.717259328
>>717259084
And his games are just an excuse to meet D-list actors, the closest thing to being a movie director. I'm just glad nobody is falling for his bullshit anymore.
Anonymous No.717259403 >>717264174
*mogs your movie*
Anonymous No.717259764 >>717265192
They shunned him, for he told them the truth...
Anonymous No.717259792
>>717246679
Nigger most gachas have gameplay straight out of early 2000s flash games.
Anonymous No.717260004
>>717246461
>But there's no denying it and the sequel are soulful games with true passion and creative spark behind them.
Its no different than any of the other debra wilson games made for the teddy picker. He keeps trying to go over the tops of the tops he has gone over and it makes him seem like a desperate pickme girl trying his hardest to stay on top of the charts.
Anonymous No.717260359
>>717246461
He literally just churned out a beat for beat rehash of the first boring game with all the rough edges sanded down to make it more palatable for wider audiences. There is nothing original about DS2

He is exactly what he is complaining about but he's too far up his own ass to realize it
Anonymous No.717261105
>>717247020
Anonymous No.717261230 >>717263109
>>717254580
The worst part is watching movies like Akira and realize he just took stuff as he went
Only a smooth brain who has no tv/lit culture thinks Kojima is worth of praise
Anonymous No.717261928
>>717256937
It’s depressing that even games criticism was more interesting back in the day
Anonymous No.717263109 >>717263807
>>717261230
Everyone takes from others
Anonymous No.717263121
>>717246127 (OP)
I am too, Kojima-sama
Anonymous No.717263379
>>717246127 (OP)
He's not wrong, Western AAA games are beyond shit so I've been completely ignoring them for years.
Anonymous No.717263807 >>717265715
>>717263109
Sure they do but they try to make it discreet or at least not as obvious
Kojima does it like he's starting a rave party in a church
Anonymous No.717263907
>>717246127 (OP)
death stranding is a scathing critique and deconstruction of the boring video game genre
Anonymous No.717264096
>nu-/v/ will now defend modern AAA games to spite Kojima
Holy fuck Kojima Derangement Syndrome is real
Anonymous No.717264174
>>717259403
This game is utter trash. All you do is hook from one tree to another. Don’t act like it’s anything special
Anonymous No.717264225
>>717246127 (OP)
>man who makes boring game also thinks other AAAA games are boring
woah he might have a point
Anonymous No.717264271
>>717246679
chinks made GOTY of 2024 (no not monkey souls) but you gacha faggots are too retarded to play real games
Anonymous No.717264316
>>717246461
I was not expecting a post that wasn't a psyop or pure retardation today. Good job anon, my faith in this place has been restored a little
Anonymous No.717264421
I am so tired of this worthless pretentious hack doing anything being treated as some incredible news.
The only Kojima news I wanna read is his obituary.
Anonymous No.717264521 >>717265834
>>717246127 (OP)
>>717256937
Kojima doesn't realize that modern AAA gaming is boring BECAUSE of him, too many people were influenced by Metal Gear's movie-like storytelling which lead to everyone making movieslop "games" with barely any gameplay. Controversial as it may be, Metal Gear and the stealth genre as a whole were never fun, they're barely above visual novels as "games".
Anonymous No.717264556 >>717264624 >>717264891
The absolute fucking irony of /v/ and gamers in general is people always cry out for new and original games. Everyone says they’re bored of Ubishit style open world games, rollslop games that all look like DLC of each other, and moviegames with the most generic gameplay ever designed that add nothing to the genre. Then here comes Kojima with a unique and original game design. You don’t capture outposts, you don’t climb towers, you don’t roll and attack and roll and attack, you don’t spam the same two moves in your attack turn, you actually get a completely new experience that is unlike any other game. And how does /v/ react to it? They call him a pretentious hack and the people who actually enjoyed Death Stranding “drones”.
You faggots deserve the modern game industry
Anonymous No.717264561
>>717246679
Anonymous No.717264624
>>717264556
>You don’t capture outposts, you don’t climb towers, you don’t roll and attack and roll and attack, you don’t spam the same two moves in your attack turn,
you literally do though
Anonymous No.717264870
>>717246679
Wuthering Waves.
Inb4
>it’s not a complete clone so it doesn’t count

Gacha shitters are delusional and the only reason /v/ likes it now is because graphics on phone games have finally become impressive enough to not look like a flash game from the early 00’s. The entire philosophy with these developers is looking at established games/mechanics and asking “how can we monetize this to get the most money but not scare off double digit mongoloids from playing. Gaming really did go to shit when too many people bought into microtransactions and season pass bullshit. Did you know that 15 years ago it was normal for games across all genres to have free content added to incentivize more people to buy the game or return? Now you’re expected to clap and spend $10-$20 every time an FPS releases a map or a fighting game adds a character.

I pity children now, they don’t know any better. Adults supporting this shit are just stupid
Anonymous No.717264891
>>717264556
>Kojima
>Unique
>Original

Death Stranding is just open world QWOP
Anonymous No.717265192
>>717259764
Still can't believe he got away with it
Anonymous No.717265256
>>717246127 (OP)
Copies sold?
Anonymous No.717265569
>>717246127 (OP)
I hate this fucking hack but he's right. At least on the AAA side there's nothing good.
Anonymous No.717265715
>>717263807
He is the tarantino of vidya
Anonymous No.717265834
>>717264521
Nah stealth games are still fun. Hitman WoA is one of the best releases in the past 10 years
Anonymous No.717265847
The great debate.