Thread 717247054

What is his fucking problem?

>>717247054 (OP)
Spilled shampoo in his eye and can't get it out

>>717247054 (OP)
Pink eye from eating ass

>>717247054 (OP)
He just enjoy pissing DK off, just like Bowser with Mario. Same stereotype.

>>717247054 (OP)
Donkey Kong is his fucking problem. Do you even play the games??

>>717247054 (OP)
no banana

He is just hungry
LET HIM EAT

>>717247054 (OP)
I enjoy how huge he is compared to every other Marioverse character.

>>717249394
Chad

>>717247054 (OP)
He fucking hates monkeys and bananas.

Wasted slot in Smash. literally a nothing character

>>717247054 (OP)
>>717249394
I've always been confused by whether that's his real chest and stomach or if he's wearing a golden muscle breastplate

>>717249394
>nerfed and cherrypicked the fuck out of Bowser
He's like 10 times mario's size in both galaxy games and 3d world, 5 times his size in odyseey, and the size of a small castle in sunshine and during all the NSMB final fights.

>>717253893
He actually loves bananas but only if they are rotten

>>717257102
They got confused about it at some point too, and gave him a regular yellow stomach in some appearances. But it's obviously supposed to be a breastplate, given his golden crown, golden bracers, and regal cape.

Potassium deficiency

>>717249394
I can't wait for K Rool to be a thing again in spin-offs.

>>717258073
The only problem I have with this logo is the lack of his trademark big eye, but that aside it’s pretty good.

>>717258073
surely he's going to be playable in mk world right? right???

(get loli pauline, grumpy, poppy, void and the fractones in there too)

>>717259172
I imagine next year we will get a DK expansion island with new tracks, characters and music.

>>717247054 (OP)
He's too kool.

>>717257372
Still gets mogged

>>717259642
>still nothing for Galaxy 2 and Sunshine
It's afraid!

>>717259642
Mario is 2 units tall, Bowser 6, while DK is 3 units tall and K Rool 9. makes sense

this fat fuck better be in MK World

his voice actor is credited in the game (but no VA is attributed to any character specifically in credits), and now this emblem >>717258073

>>717257102
It's supposed to be a chest plate. That's why in DKC1 you can't hurt him with a roll.

>>717247054 (OP)
Filthy monkeys keep trying to steal the bananas he stole first

>>717259642
Bowser and DK scale quite a bit for each game, in the group art they are almost the same size.

>>717260956
>>717259642
Remember when DK was the Anti Bowser? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hCj4g-LLiw

>>717261031
When that first happened is shocked me and my siblings. It was like we found a rare Easter egg

>>717247054 (OP)
This should explain it pretty clearly OP

>>717260061
Sunshine Bowser is massive.

>>717260061
>>717260956
>>717263681
I always put Bowser and DK as roughly the same size, and figured Bowser’s larger forms were due to black magic

>>717257372
Bowser's been able to canonically grow as big as he wants since at least the SNES, so it's easy to excuse how inconsistent his size has been over the years.

>>717247054 (OP)
he is the nortubel of donkey kong

>>717247054 (OP)
He is like Skeletor. Evil because he hates the main Hero. But he is flashy enough to be charming.
>>717257102
He is an fat ass who put on gold/brass chet plate to make himself look more formidable and regal.

>>717261031
Might be cool to actually have a Donkey Kong game with Bowser as the main antagonist. DK has Bowser beat for brawn, but Bowser's a pretty smart guy and knows magic even if he's too much of an angry manchild to use it most of the time. I'd like to see Bowser forced to use his head against DK.