But what if it was actually Mario who was friendzoning Peach?

Anon skipped the ending of Odyssey

It's the language barrier. Peach is obviously German and lives with short mushroom people(Japanese). They blurt out random English because Shroomese think it sounds cool.

Mariobros.....don't look..........

>>717247302
Peach owes Mario sex.

Why is Nintendo suddenly allergic to making them more than friends?

>>717247076 (OP)
i dont think mario knows what sex is

>>717247302
>about to have a threesome with two ghost siblings
why is she so freaky

>>717247497
dei https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8UnBuIOOU

>>717247497
Miyamoto has full creative control over his characters so presumably he's just being fucking autistic per usual. Anything you see in regards to Mario and friends, it's always Miyamoto. Until he dies, it's Miyamoto.

>>717247182
>>717247302
>tries proposing right after rescuing her
>bowser butts in
>she gets overwhelmed and rejects both
>but what if it was just the timing an way of proposing
What if Mario just accepted her rejection like the upstanding plumber he is and friendzoned her unknowingly?