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Anonymous No.717247076 [Report] >>717247557
But what if it was actually Mario who was friendzoning Peach?
Anonymous No.717247182 [Report] >>717248119
Anon skipped the ending of Odyssey
Anonymous No.717247260 [Report]
It's the language barrier. Peach is obviously German and lives with short mushroom people(Japanese). They blurt out random English because Shroomese think it sounds cool.
Anonymous No.717247302 [Report] >>717247419 >>717247574 >>717248119
Mariobros.....don't look..........
Anonymous No.717247419 [Report]
>>717247302
Peach owes Mario sex.
Anonymous No.717247497 [Report] >>717248070 >>717248104
Why is Nintendo suddenly allergic to making them more than friends?
Anonymous No.717247557 [Report]
>>717247076 (OP)
i dont think mario knows what sex is
Anonymous No.717247574 [Report]
>>717247302
>about to have a threesome with two ghost siblings
why is she so freaky
Anonymous No.717248070 [Report]
>>717247497
dei https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8UnBuIOOU
Anonymous No.717248104 [Report]
>>717247497
Miyamoto has full creative control over his characters so presumably he's just being fucking autistic per usual. Anything you see in regards to Mario and friends, it's always Miyamoto. Until he dies, it's Miyamoto.
Anonymous No.717248119 [Report]
>>717247182
>>717247302
>tries proposing right after rescuing her
>bowser butts in
>she gets overwhelmed and rejects both
>but what if it was just the timing an way of proposing
What if Mario just accepted her rejection like the upstanding plumber he is and friendzoned her unknowingly?