Thread 717247649

Druckmann thinks DKB is GOTY potential.

>>717247649 (OP)
>PLEASE SOMEBODY LIKE ME
Didn't this faggot shit on japanese yet he went to kiss Kojimas ass?

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>>717247698
>kojima
>japanese

>>717247649 (OP)
Yep he is preparing to jump on Nintendo after he sinks naughty dog

He's a fag so Bananza is a fag game

>>717247649 (OP)
Gacha game won
Cuckman lost
Captcha: AN0N2

>israeli loves nintendo
makes sense

>>717247743
I don't think Nintendo is going to pay a guy for an interesting personality. They would expect something in return, like games that would actually sell and cuckman has problems with this.

>>717247649 (OP)
I'm inclined to agree, before either of them were out I was convinced either '83 or Galaxy Princess Zorana would be my favourite game this year, but now with GPZ out in Beta and Donkey Kong also out with me having picked up both at roughly the same time they're feeling like close competition since they're both great fun, let's see how '83 goes once it's out and how much GPZ improves with 1.0 (and also I'm not that far into Donkey Kong yet)

>>717247649 (OP)
Game of the decade

>>717247649 (OP)
i am not gonna trust some movie game faggot failed hollywood director wanna be in game taste especially not after tlou2

All this western gamedev shitheads will try to promote every other game other than Clair Obscur.
Their seething is delicious.

>>717247649 (OP)
>>717247771
>Neil Cuckmann
Why does he work in the gaming industry if he hates gamers and acts like a male feminist cuckold?

I can't stand that I agree with him on anything.

what would a Neil Druckmann Donkey Kong Bananza be like?

>>717248358
>pauline hates DK but grows to like him
>DK dies in layer 4, beaten to death by Poppy Kong
>we play as Poppy Kong and has to fight Pauline

>>717248358
Donkey Kong is killed 2 hours into the game to "teach the male playerbase a lesson", and you spend the rest of the game playing as one of Dixie's lesbian friends, while constantly hearing how King K. Rool is just misunderstood.

How does this guy have time to fuck off and direct HBO shows and play Nintendo games. Aren't there projects he should be focusing on? A company he's the president of???

>>717248645
HBO kicked him out of the show, and judging by how the last game had tons of crunch, they really only work hard the last 8 months.

>>717248645
He's an idea guy and does writing. He probably does actual work for like 3 months of the year. His work as ND president just means that people report to him and he approves things.

nintendo bros this is not a good look if cuckmann praises your game

>>717248358
>DK wants banana
>Paul(post op paulina) is keeping an eye on DK
>At the end of the journey you find out between all the layers you dont play in, there are dozens of camps with trans youth with gay babies
>they are starving
>DK has 1k banana's and merges them to create a banana vacuum, all the food is for DK
>Paul tries to stop hem and pulls on his tie
>his tie turns out to be a zipper and beneath the ape charade there he stands
>the straight white christian male

>>717248125
He played the game and praised it. Why are you so defensive?

>>717248645
>if you are employed, you shouldn't have time to do anything.

>>717247649 (OP)
Bonanza is the babbiest baby game I've ever played. Devoid of ANY challenge whatsoever. Made for fetuses.

Nintendo doesn't pay the bribe money though so they won't win. It'll be E33 or DS2 if Sony pays.

>>717251324
Even if bribes weren't a factor, Nintendo hasn't made a good game in around 10 years.

>>717251093
this somehow seems the most plausible druckmann version of DKB

>>717247649 (OP)
>cuckman the movie lover loved bananza
That's one hell of a damning condemnation of this shit game.

>>717247649 (OP)
So THIS is why you guys keep making these threads.
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>>717247649 (OP)
so is this game actually good or are we still in the honeymoon period like with Mario Odyssee where people claimed it was the best platformer of all time on the release window but after a year everyone admitted it was fine but still not better than Mario 64

>>717254250
Odyssey isn’t even better than galaxy.

>>717254250
It's good and I'm enjoying it but I'm really not getting where all the 11/10 GOTD shit is coming from. As a 3d platformer it's not as good as odyssey and as a DK game it's not as good as tropical freeze