Thread 717252058

She didn’t do anything wrong

she did make one fatal mistake

>>717252058 (OP)
>one brings a dagger on a race course
>another one brings a pistol
>third one brings a fucking sniper rifle
>fourth one brings an anchor
Who the fuck allows this

>>717252058 (OP)
villain

>>717252058 (OP)
heel

>>717252131
Opera simply proposes lol

>>717252058 (OP)
Toraina!
It's all daijoubu now! She has a good friend!

>grass wonder ssr
>matikanetannhauser ssr
which one do I cleat?

>>717252058 (OP)
overlysensitive snowflake cunt!
stop stealing another legend's thunder on their big races, will you!??!?!?

Kino

No new trainee star pieces in the shops to replace Mayo/Rice from last month
Are more to be added? I assumed it would just be a different trainee each month

>>717252058 (OP)
My hero!

Any decent clubs that still have slots available?

CYGAYMES FIX YOUR SERVERS

It's...something I guess?

>>717252058 (OP)
Wife Shower

>>717253258
>cygames
Its caigamusu

>>717253362
>wearing her pre-release design
feels weird that they didn't update this card to her normal design

>Wake up
>See free ticket
>Use it without any particular desire
>Get this
As expected, throwing away your wordly desires is always rewarded the most

>>717252058 (OP)
Big Ass Ears

Someone requested uma reaction images so I deigned to make some webms of our KINGU.

>>717253605
NEPOBABY

>>717253482
I was hoping luck would be on my side and I would get a free creek but instead I got my second Condor

lol manlets, when will they learn?

>>717253115
not even the shitty club has any room

>>717253605
>Would you like to donate a dollar for the starving children along with your meal?
>The most humble uma:

>>717252524
matikanetannhauser is useless

I just noticed that Haru has been on the title screen this whole time. She's just in the back, failing to catch up

dead horse lmao

kingu thread

>>717253449
Air Shakur and Super Creek also wear their prototype outfits on their SSR cards

>>717253947
And finito. They really had fun with that one King story event.

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>717252058 (OP)
that's a FUARKING VILLAIN

It's always the mile/sprint umas who act unlike their age

>>717253957
Kingu board

>Got my third Super Creek from the ticket
I'LL NEVER STOP PLAYING GOO GOO BABIES

>>717252058 (OP)
Ass Shower

>>717253662
she did the thing!

>>717252058 (OP)
Mother of my children

>>717254135
Caked Shower

>>717252058 (OP)
That bitch ended my winning streak in Tenno Sho three fucking times already, even with significantly lower stats and less skills. I'm convinced she's programmed to do that and I hate her for it.

This has to be hands down the most annoying and irritating group of horses in the game.

Why would you ever train Vodka when you can get cooler Vodka

>>717254319
I like my horses having depth perception.

>>717254135
Rice cake

>>717254309
Were you running McQueen?

>>717252131
I need her, if at least this game wasn't so stingy with carats...

Does it really count as being a tomboy when they're based on male horses??

>>717254309
L O R E A C C U R A T E

AHHHHHHHHH I NEEED IT

>>717254426
No, I don't have her, just various other long runners who all had triple crowns.

>>717254460
Yeah, all umas are female

>>717254471
>damn i can't kick this fence

>>717253985
That's way better than her current one.

Is there some banner I should save up for or just hit and regret as I realize my easy carrat days are over?

>>717253139
>unironic zoophillia
so yall weren’t hiding it?

>>717254319
>She is a big time fence breaker and consciously does it as an appeal. IRL Tanino Gimlet is exactly the same and has broken over 30 fences in 2022 alone.
>Besides the fences, he also breaks feed buckets and stable walls.
>Kicking fences is very dangerous for horses, many end up breaking their legs or even die. However, Tanino Gimlet is an expert on this matter and never gets injured. He also does this for pure pleasure.
>He also teaches his stablemate/neighbour Rose Kingdom to do it, so now even Rose Kingdom is starting to kick the fences.
>On the first day he arrived at his retirement farm, he broke four fences, and scared the hell out of Rose Kingdom.
>Staff had tried everything to prevent this from happening to even planting trees in front of the fences… which haven’t worked. Most of the birthday funds he gets are to repair the fences he’s broken. But they seem to have found a good way to get funds by selling products made from the wood of the fences Tanino Gimlet has broken. The products made with fences broken by Tanino Gimlet were sold out minutes after they were released (and they were quite expensive).
>Because of this, he is known as the “God of Destruction”, which she also calls herself in Uma Musume.
>However, besides breaking the fences, Tanino Gimlet isn’t bad in terms of temper, he is actually on the tamer side. His stablemate Rose Kingdom is actually a lot worse.

>>717254753
Yeah I'm a proud horsefucker what are you gonna do about it?

>>717253139
based umaphile

>>717254862
Suzuka is the trainerphile

>>717254784
>2022
you're telling me gimlet is still alive while poor sweet vodka has been dead for a decade?

>>717254753
>yall

>>717254103
King Halo and her father John Halo
The John Halo

>>717254985
she never learned her dads how to not break your legs technique unfortunately

Rate my taste
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter

>>717255286
Is there a way to filter out horses who haven't appeared on global yet?

I can't stop laughing at how fucked up nakayama festa is no wonder he is drawn like a drug addict

>first time getting a horse to 3 stars is halo, mostly cause of the legend race
>meanwhile still ~50 stars away from getting my favorites to 3 stars
>always end up rolling stuff like grass wonder or winning ticket when I do pulls
it shouldn't be this hard to unlock a 1 star's costume, jesus

>>717255373
Sadly no. Tbh there's a lot of anime horses we know about as well.

One Piece? More like a piece of shit.

>>717252058 (OP)
this fucking whore is gonna be the end of me

>more g1 wins than fraudyon
>longer career
>can run any track or length
>children don't have fucked up legs
yeah i'm thinking she's the cooler Agnes

I don't like the new girl at all.

>>717255286
This guy likes blondes
also no opera, suzuka, mambo, sakura, agnes or halo, what the fuck man

She looks naked compared to her normal outfit

>>717255563
also beat both Opera and Doto at Tenno Sho Autumn 2001

>>717255286
teio too low, she's gonna rape you now

>>717254135
was this shot really necessary?

>>717252131
>>717255473

personaliy swap event when?

>>717255473
Anon please remember, that's your wife, and she acts like a whore but just for (You)

>>717255286
>Unhinged loose cannon
>Bumpkin girl
>Refined lady with sweet tooth
I was thinking you like food very much but you actually like confident girls

All the sprinter umas make my heart go doki doki whenever they talk about how much they want to fuck me...

I have the worst luck

>>717255859
Everytime my uma gets stuck in traffic, I can only think of asses now
Yes

>>717255859
Obviously it fucking is how else am I gonna admire my wife’s ass

>>717255473
the trainer is male in this game?

>>717254471
Why is he doing that

~200 rolls on curren chan and anime costume banner combined
>7 3 stars
>4 star shuttle
>2 mcqueens
>curren
>rice shower
>teio
>spe
>3 star El and Top Gun
>over 100 statues
I'm set for january, just get lucky bros

>>717252615
wonder if she would have felt better if she got to meet all the people who cashed big tickets betting on her as a 10-1 shot or whatever she went off at?

>>717255975
You choose when creating an acc

she raped me

What the DFUCK is his appeal?
looks like a fucking filler character in the gacha which is what he exactly is

>>717255473
was the real mare easy to breed or something? why is she such a little slut?

if i set trainer san as a female would the mares still want to fuck me?

>>717256119
>brat AND slut
Gee I wonder

>>717256119
2000 Takamatsunomiya Kinen.

>>717256129
She had sex with human men more than once and wanted more

>>717255926
Uma's making blowjob gestures towards Trainer-san is top tier.

>>717256090
can I chose to make him a they/them?

>>717256195
Dober is the only uma with a unique gender story

>>717252058 (OP)
Play a REAL game.

>>717255926
I see those crossed fingers behind her back though

>>717256259
Are you 2 or more niggas or a single person?

>>717255859
Extremely.

>>717256270
so all umas are bisexual?

>>717256325
We are Venom.

Any /v/ clubs I can join?

>>717256313
wtf I can't unsee it now

>>717256358
there's like 6 of them and they're all full but they get regularly cleared by the jannies so just hope you catch them when they free up a slot

Nakayama Festa? More like Nakadashi Festa.

>>717256325
>He doesn't see his in-game avatars as separate people serving as agents of his will
It's honestly OP option, it lets you self insert AND want to fuck your avatar without it being autogynephilia

>>717255374
too many acupunctures

How does this bitch keep breaking into the school. Why are umamoms trusting entrusting Tracen with their children's safety when they have zero security.

>>717256473
No anon, that's how you become schizo!

>>717256485
She stole her master's license

>>717256410
>

>>717256358
we've been shilling /v/ooners all week and now it's full
I'm not even sure if everyone there is from /v/

>>717256505
Too late! My tulpa is eliminating any new personality growing in me!

>>717256325
We... I prefer not to answer that.

>>717252131
>>717252280
where do i see these things? i recently started but i really like this emperor

>>717256335
No. The trainer is male even if you make the selection for a female trainer. The game just humors your choice.

>>717256539
Narita Top Road broke you

>>717256497
Urara would complete your heart because she's a slut for fanservice.

>>717256608
>source:headcanon
and my canon is that all the umas all have futa cocks, Problem?

>>717256595
it's just dialogue during the careers, the log button saves it all up

>>717256595
Curren career mode random events, she's a semen sucking machine that wants to fuck you since second 0

>>717256497
>more Urara and trainer Armstrong art
Nice

>>717256608
The only other trainer we meet in game is female

>>717256497
why is armstrong there

>>717256608
I rather have the trainer switch to either sex depending on the choice than the male trainer get called sister in the dialogue.

>>717256595
please forgive my emperor, i forgot to attach the image...

>>717256485
She jumpscared me the first time I got her event
She looks like a design that jumped straight out from that horrible Pokemon gacha

>>717256724
nanomachines to help haru win the arima

>>717256313
this... makes her kinda better...

>>717256485
>Get her for first time on Tachyon run
>She succeeds on strength chakra
I haven't chosen any of the other options since then
I haven't gotten any successes either

>>717256870
Stop liking cheating sluts! Dober isn't even in yet!

>>717256313
wait I can't unsee that now
why curren-chan whyyy...

>>717256964
>>717256870
Will you subscribe to her OnlyUma?

>>717256570
Why are we still D rank btw? how high do we need to be to get s/s+/ss rank at the end of the month?

>>717257101
It's because you won't grab her and drag her to a love hotel after a date

I WANT NTR

I decided to check out the one spinoff game on switch
Why the fuck are they charging 45 bucks for a sprite based party game that has like 5 minigames in it?
And they have the gall to charge 7 bucks per character group

>>717256313
This just unironically ruined Curren Chan for me, she is for the cuck fags now

>>717257289
kissing NTR's exposed forehead!!!

>>717257294
Cool it with the antiCygametism

>tallying
fuck, couldn't make it to class 4

>>717257453
they're not even crossed, you cuck moron

>>717254428
Just get lucky /v/ro

>>717257560
What? they clearly are and she is hiding it

If one little shit post was enough to make you question your faith in her then you don't deserve a little sister(lewd) like her.

>>717257453
Sorry I don't watch chuck porn, what do you think it means?

Thoughts on big sagging Uma milkers???

>>717257701
why is she hiding her other hand behind her back

>goldship run going well
>if rolls go well I could get to max stam and high speed
>gets slacker the turn before beach training
>tanks mood down to normal
>fails a training and goes down to awful
>burn clocks trying to win Arima
>jobs in uras
If this game wants you to lose, you’ll lose
At least I got a 3 stam spark though

>>717257716
>"Onii-sama, I promise, my pussy is your property and will forever be only yours!"
>crosses fingers behind her back
>she's lying
>because she is fucking a horsecock stallion and actually is just coming home from going to a love hotel with the bull

What the FUCK does retired umas do?
The winners can obivously just sit on money and hire whores to fuck for the rest of their lives just like irl umas, but what the fuck do failure umas that fails to seduce their trainers(their trainers could be not into girls or married too) go? The glue factory?

>>717257701
I just can't unsee it

>>717257809
I like them just like the way I like my track condition, firm.

>got a guts card on my free roll
wow
I have the worst fucking luck, all I get are shitty mlb power, guts and wit cards
only have 1 mlb speed or stam card and only got 1 kitasan in 350 rolls
fuck this game

>>717257858
>cap speed
>600+power
>800+wit
>not a single 3* proc in a week
Ffs im tired of playing taiki shuttle

>>717257853
Good for you but she would be unusable anyway. End closer need more power.

>>717252058 (OP)
>She didn’t do anything wrong
Of course. Never apologize for winning

>>717258037
Does it matter for Long though? I thought you just needed 600 power

>>717258085
Tits too big

>>717258002
>only MLB'd SSR is nishino flower

>>717257927
god, seeing teio in crutches is so fucking hot

>>717257927
Uma brothels

>>717257858
Sorry about your fetish overpowering your common sense anon

>>717257927
>The glue factory?
Worse, office work.

>>717258125
but they already are small though

>>717252058 (OP)
Why did Rice Shower fail to finish this race?

>>717257927
whatever the fuck rudolf and the gang does

>get events from like 20 different cards I don't even have much less equipped
>but not events from Kitasan or Creek that are actually in my deck
Absolute dogshit game design, defend this horsetards

>>717258135
Which Umas are going to the wHORSEhouse if they didn't make it?

>>717258085
Suzuka tummy

>>717257927
this >>717258139
why do you think tazuna hides her ears and tail?

>>717258002
>special week
>grass wonder
>winning ticket
>mlb mambo
I wait for guts buff like you wouldn’t believe lmao

>>717258113
For long it's stamina that matters the most, but the more power you have the faster you accelerate and that's what umas running in the back need to overtake the front.

>>717253957
she's cute but lacks compelling personality. All she did was "wahhh my mom" and "ho ho ho yes bow down before me fans!"

>>717257927
please don't hurt the teio

>>717258127
lucky you, the only ssr i have even close to ssr is the welfare mcqueen

>>717257101
why is this woman always shocked, startled, and/or distressed whenever I see her?

Fuck all of you King Gaylo-fuckers for making me think I should torture myself with her awful career and training for the Bakushin race when she is clearly the worst fucking sprinter in the game and a piece of shit, bow down to the superior Umas

if I have 2 copies of kitasan black when's the earliest I can MLB her?

>>717257927
law enforcement, private security, private military mercenary, and rickshaw puller

>>717258209
Free 25 energy + focus

>>717258373
>poverty uma loses to premium shit
WAOW

>>717258379
I think a rerun in December.

>7 more centimeters
b-bros... why is the dyke making fun of my penis?
the free ssr ticket didn't give me anything useful and instead opted to make fun of me :(

>>717258219
Doto is literally built for sex work

>>717257809
I find it hard to sexualize Rudolf now. Not because of any yakuza or concepts of purity. But because she makes the worst, most boner killing puns imaginable when I try to conceptualize it.

>>717258450
why is she not wearing her starry contact lenses?

>>717258209
it really is impressive how there are so many factors that can render your whole 20 minute run completely worthless that all boils down to "just get lucky bro" and virtually no one seems to be bothered by this

>>717254313
I actually just tried Winning Ticket's career yesterday. Biwa's okay, but man, Taishin is such a sourpuss.

>>717257940
Ayabe fans exist?!?!

>>717258189
Because it broke its leg and had to be put down on the spot

>>717258496
What the fuck are we suppose to do? Start a fire at Cygames in protest?

>>717258523
>ywn get swiss cheese'd by a bitter retired uma that just wanna kill people
why even live

>>717258373
Well anon, how much do you love Curren now?

>>717257615
what the...

>>717258524
of course? I mean, who would pass up on a threesome with Ayabe and twin sister?

>2nd ssr air shakur
surely the mlb is at least okay, right?

>>717258568
send a protest horse like the gooks did

Can you even win the finale and get less than B?

>>717258652
i actually think mlb it's still worse than 0 r

>>717258627
Whatever you do, don't take the meds brother.

>>717258568
call the game out for being shit, that's what /v/ does best but for some reason this game gets a pass

>my "wives"
>brian
>ryan
>and MR CoCK AND BALL

So...do the umas get royalties for those cuties in those claw machines?

>>717258743
It has already been done mr.tourist

>>717257927
rape

>4 mood downs in a row
i swear to god they must have patched this game to increase the mood down percentage because i get on average like 6 mood downs.

>>717258743
Grindan games have existed for a long time now and a 6% chance is downright generous compared to the atrocious rates you see in other games, not to say that it isn't an awful system, but still.

>>717258581
Why shooting when they can just erase you with a kick?

>>717255962
I got her card a couple days ago. At least her skills might be okay for Gold Ship.

>>717255962
god she's so fucking ugly, there's no way this is someone's favorite uma

>>717258981
top 5 for me
i love her attitude

>>717258623
I love her like a big bro in a non-incest way

>>717259069
how? she's sex incarnate

so if I got this right, potential can change your pool of starting skills and stars boosts your starting stats? It feels like potential takes way more resources to upgrade but isn't as important

Is there any /v/ club open? I know there was one yesterday but when you quit you have to wait 24 hours to join another one and it seems to be closed now...

>>717257927
they enter the labor force like other mortals

>>717259148
potential is actually way easier to upgrade because you can easily grind the resources and depending on the uma, it gives you really good skills for them.

>>717258808
>there are failed uma musumes everywhere preying on decently rich humans to rape and wedlock with a baby
>it could be that sketchy girl in that dark alleyway
>it could be your nice neighbor with perhaps too much hair
>it could be your quirky female coworker that always wears a hat
how safe is the average men in the universe?

>>717259121
My protective instincts surface more than the breeding instincts

>>717257206
dunno brother

>>717258450
Why’s she sitting on the floor?

>>717258373
not my fault you're a shitty trainer that can't juggle her career properly, my gaylo beat bakushin even when her mood is awful

>mcqueen and opera o were unpopular because they were too strong and boring to bet on
gamblers are some fucked up people man

>>717259252
that depends on how weak you are to affection.

>>717259261
those are one and the same bro wake up

I NEED A NEW CLUB AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>717258373
I'm kind of surprised how universal the hate is for King Halo, why is she so tricky to do a run with?

>>717259348
>still no opera
her and teio to a lesser extent are the only 3*'s I really want

>>717259404
/v/ooners isn't full yet

>>717259360
trainers will see this and say "mom"

>>717256959
>fails strength chakra
And that's a bricked run.

>>717259459
someone left?

>>717259439
most trainers aren't 1st rate

>>717259348
>Bet 500 bucks
>Get 501 bucks afterwards
>Can't even bet on dark horse because they won't win
At some point the betting becomes pointless

>>717259252
Man imagine that, you start a new office job and even get a date with the cute senpai that works there only for her to invite you into her apartment and pin you down. The strength shocks you as no matter hard you try you just can't get out of her grip and only then does her hat fall away revealing those ears.

>>717259459
Doesn't appear on the search so I think it's full

Is there a uma that can get every trophy?

>>717259491
Why did people bet on goldship so much if he was successful?

Just got this, is it goode?

>>717259489
you're like the one king halofag I ever see in these threads, maybe there's two but it's hard to tell

EZ.

>>717259439
She doesn't have the aptitude stats for the races she runs in career mode, so without exceptionally strong parents you would struggle a lot.

>>717259598
Congratulations on becoming an umadol!

>>717259459
yes it is, but there's 2 shitters that don't even have 1 million fans, yet log in everyday
these fuckers have been around 900 and 600 thousand fans for 2 weeks, get a grip

>>717259439
>why is she so tricky to do a run with?
she's not
her run requires 5% more brainpower than any other uma but the retards who post this shit struggle to beat ura finals with anyone at all and think getting A grades means anything

>>717259573
Theoretically every uma can if you try really hard. The easiest one is Oguri, Digital or King Halo (if you can raise her dirt).
The 3rd scenario will allow you to do whatever the fuck races you want, renoving the obligatory race for goals.

I DONT NEED SSR TICKETS I NEED CARATS TO ROLLLLLLLLL

>>717259718
>The 3rd scenario will allow you to do whatever the fuck races you want
Nice, claw machine grinding simulator

We all know the uma rapists, but what umas actually respect your personal space and see you strictly in a professional light?

>>717259252
what's terrifying is that they age like elves
it makes no sense for this many human women to still be around given that the umas don't die out as fast
so why are there still so few umas compared to human women when they've existed since time immemorial?

well, just look at the letters in the middle of "human"...

>>717259793
fucking lalatina uma

>>717259793
bakashin explicitly does not think of her trainer that way and is somewhat mortified when she accidentally takes trainer on a date

I hope you retards seriously don’t believe girls can be horses

>>717259890
Sorry to break the news to you, but uma musume is already real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCZ2MzsKeQ

>>717259586
Could be because Gold Ship had some unnaturally poor loses between huge wins

Are there any R cards worth NOT cleating?

Are there enough people left out to start a new club? I also quit mine because half of the members are dead and the active ones don't even request/donate shoes

>Say that you're hungry enough to eat a horse near Oguri
>She spends the rest of her life wondering what the fuck a horse is

>>717260075
I got 15 million fans if you want a member (i'm still in a club tho)

>>717259890
>have a girlfriend
>buy her uma wig
>buy her horse ears
>buy her fake uma tail
>show her the picture of the character so she can find some similar looking clothes and do makeup
>she is now an uma horsehirl
It’s that fucking easy

When are we getting the story that gives a FREE special chud

>>717260075
I could join a club that's active, I'm in some random auto accept crap club.

>>717260075
Same boat here

>>717260164
I'm in one too but we're at B+ somehow, everyone trades shoes and sometimes even banter around

>>717254007
arigato very much

Is the shoe trade really that important?

>>717260075
Form one coach and let me in.

>>717260128
hard to find a girl as pretty as her

>>717260335
You get +10 club points every time you donate

>>717260335
It's your main source of club points

>>717260286
I wish I was in one like that, mine doesn't trade shoes lol

>>717255374
yeah I can see the resemblance

>>717260046
uncap them for the carat rewards

>>717254678
https://honse.moe/timeline
Does no girl there catch your eye?
In that case, important next "meta" things are: Seiun Sky and Christmas Oguri as extremely overpowered trainees if you don't have one of them kiss goodbye to your Team Trials ranking.
There's also gonna be some banner in January where you can spark any horse so far, might be worth saving for that.

>>717260374
I’m fairly sure nat redheads are straight up impossible to find

I wish I could roll for Doto right now

>>717260548
they exist in brasil(ireland)

do you think there are uma-human couples that just kept pumping out baby umas in hopes of a random legendary racehorse like sunday slience just reincarnates into one of their children?

>>717254319
I can't

>>717260727
TL:DR.
KYS AI faggot. Go back to your bot thread you stinky pajeet retard.

>>717260727
we don't have enough umanomics to theorize that

I let a 6 month game pass voucher expire while playing this horse manager game for over 3 hours every single day. I didn't claim it because I knew I wouldn't be playing much right away.

I started a new club for those left out, including me: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment so I know you come from here and it doesn't get filled with randoms
>Simply be active
>Remember you have to wait 24h before joining a club after you quit the one you're in
I'll check later for the approvals

>>717260953
how many clubs are we at now? 5?

>>717255962
No, that's me and another guy that got the guts grass wonder

>>717259748
I was so disappointed to get an SSR ticket. This was an anti-gift. Oh look grass wonders SSR card. Put it on the pile of things I can't use.

>>717260906
>tfw no gentildonna
why

so what horses can run in the event races? because every fucking horse I tried runs a major race at the same day of the hanshin daishoten and the nikke sho

>>717260953
I sent a application but my profile comment has /vg/ but I assume that's the same as having/v/ there.

>>717259348
I unironically dislike Opera, her personality is annoying as fuck

>>717259439
>I REALLY want to run in these races I have absolutely no aptitude to
Play her career a few times and you'll know what to do and what not to do.

>>717260997
From memory, theres; /v/ma, der/v/ (I think?), and /herse/, but there's probably about five in total. That's not accounting for /vg/ clubs either

>>717260997
7, I think
>/v/ma
>der/v/
>/herse/
>/v/ooners
>uma/v/
>/v/mapyoi
I can't remember the other one

>>717261087
Oguri

>>717260535
Thanks man. I should care about my team trial rank but I am shitter and cant into multigenerational breeding (laziness)

I've never spent more than 20 euros on a gacha and this game already made me spend 250 euros, how did they do it?

>>717259890
No

>>717260953
Might as well check 2 days from now

>>717252058 (OP)
I don't know who the Onimai avatar poster was that made a thread on /a/ about this, but I watched the anime on that anon's recommendation and now I'm hooked. Thanks nibba.

>>717261373
Why does this VILLAIN bring a knife to a race?

>>717261373
what would change if the umas are just normal humans?

>>717260953
Hope to get in and may your runs be plentiful.

>>717261456
it's just going to be musume pretty

>>717261317
>that video
kek

>>717255286
This sorter took forever to do, my god...

>>717261262
>~200 people are participating in these threads assuming most of those clubs aside from /v/mapyoi are full.
Jesus

>>717261262
Horse MD

>>717261373
BALD

This game has been trolling me so fucking hard the last 2 days. Anti-luck posters might have been onto something. This game is so unbelievable cruel sometimes. I'd have never imagined it had I'd not seen it myself.

>>717261317
20 bucks per pull no refunds. I hope the battle pass I heard about will be good value.

>>717261456
>>717261514
>Finally Normal Week

>>717261262
Biff why couldn't you name /v/ooners something else...

>>717261419
First ask why Taiki brings a gun

>>717261703
to be fair to him, all the good uma puns were already taken

>>717261373
newest Princess Connect character

>>717261373
WHERE

>want to make pvp Oguri
>can't even get remotely close to the "recommended" stats
How in the fuck do you get 1200speed/1000/stamina/1000power/400wit on this bitch, do I really need to have a full deck of MLB SSR-s???

>>717260997
26
https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
Umasumi
/uma/pyoi
Mambo (full)
HonseFunni (full)
umaggers (full)
AlmondMilk (full)
UMASASHIMI (full)
UmaDash (full)
ウマオオオオ (Full)
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak (Full)
Clover (Full)
Dacchis (Full)
CloverClub (Full)
Uma&Co (Full)
Haythere (Full)
Calumet (Full)
Glue em up (Full)
Basashi (Full)
/Uma/niki (Full)
/Uma/ Club (Full)
AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retards (Full)
/uma/dachi (Full)
Bronzelord (Full)
AlmondLove (Full)
/uma/ (Full)
ButtSweat (Full)

>>717261924
Those are for the crazy SS guys, stay in the B+/A lanes

>>717261953
There's likely more on other boards

>>717261980
I meant for champion's meeting, not team trials, but yeah.

>>717258259
Kings compelling as fuck

>>717261514
what would be the gameplay of horseless musume be?

>>717261317
wtf closure

>>717259586
how can you not love this goober?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_fvKzHfIzSE

>>717262127
QWOP but with pretty anime girls

In 2000, Takamatsunomiya Kinen.
That horse proved his pedigree beyond ten-time defeats.
How many times he lost, lost and lost, he never lowered his head.
The green hood. The unconquerable being. That horse's name is ― King Halo.

>>717262001
That list is for /vg/.

why is she like this

>>717261262
We would have less fucking clubs if some of the lazy retards who make them would kick inactive players.

>>717262293
administer immediate hug (non-consensual)

>>717262305
I love her

>>717261924
I managed to make a 700/700/700/400/400 with what I would say was the perfect run. All choices considered carefully. Nothing ever went wrong. Everything went my way, 1st in every race till the very end. An yea. Still never came close. I can only assume you need even greater luck than this. Like 3/4 friendship trainings happening all at once several times maybe. Ive no idea. If I crank a stat to 1k other stats suffer so badly it cripples the uma.
In short. I have no idea.

When you view the careers and cards of these people they sometimes have really mid-tier supports. So yea, I have no idea. Get good and get lucky it seems.

>>717262389
If you have 2 9 star inspirations then you can get pretty easily get high stats. Also maxed out support cards help a lot.

>>717261005
lmao i got that as well

dsk

>>717256119
I like my girlfailure trainee

>>717262495
holy moly

>>717262389
That seems to be the name of the game, from getting friendship bonuses to skills to sparks to the races themselves for certain strategies

>>717256237
Blowjob gestures didn't really do it for me but when Umas do them it just works

I'm already working on Nice Nature debuffer to ruin (you)r Champions Meeting matches

>>717259348
that's what pick 3s pick 4s and pick 6s are for. you single the overwhelming dominant horse in their race

>>717258476
>Trainer and Rudolf are about to bang in order to sire new generation
>She notices (You)r bulge
>"Guess you got a bone to pick with me"

>>717262657
>laughs in 900 stamina + corner maestro end closer golshi

>>717262657
>laughs in 3 front runners that are out of your Nice Nature's range

>>717262671
>(you) are a skeleton boss in a video game
Absolute fucking cinema

which uma would be good at da jong?

>>717262831
golshi

>>717259586
The thing is that for every big race win he got, he proceeded to go on granny-strolling-on-the-park mode on another so he was always a risky gamble because of his unpredictability.
This is the only horse on Earth who managed to finish his racing career with 1 injury (that was him biting on a metal fence and hurting his mouth) and reached his top speed record WHILE FUCKING AROUND A FIELD IN HIS RETIREMENT FARM.
Golshi doesnt give a GolSHIT, he does as he pleases, as a racer and as a personality.

>>717252058 (OP)
Why is she has the dagger anyway?

>>717259491
if you are talking about a straight win bet, the minimum win on a $500 bet is
$2.00/$2.20 = $500.00/X
2X = 2.2(500)
2X = 1100
X= $550.00

so you would get 550 back on a 500 bet even at the worst possible odds on any win place or show bet.

>>717262831
>machikanefukukitaru after getting unlucky too many times

>>717262907
she's a VILLAIN

>>717262907
You know how Shuttle probably kneecaps other competitors with her gun? Chance are Rice shanks ones in front of her and then makes a break for it

>>717259491
At this point you get deep into statistical math and start betting on chains of events rather than a singular event

>>717262540
Yea the grind is very real. For added context. Ive completed 88 careers. with only 8 good endings. So if someones feel stuck Id say just keep going. Dont get too invested in a single run. Just throw it on the junk pile, double check your strategy and try again. Your dream Uma is burried under a mountain of RNG and uncertainty, somewhere.

>>717255286
This but it's my music taste.

>>717262907
Wait till you hear about onyx soldier

>>717262907
>bringing a knife to a gunfight

>>717262305
She's extremely dangerous, isn't she?

does the camera work for landscape get better with later careers?

>>717261373
her outfit is just pure SEXO

>>717262907
I'd expect "The Black Assassin of Kanto" to carry a dagger with her

Why does Tazuna and the director hide their ears and tails? They think they are Michael Jackson and want to be humanwashed or something?

ok

>>717263348
they aren't legally allowed to show them

>>717263216
>Needing a weapon to cause harm at all

>>717263348
they get sent to the big farm upstate if they get caught

>>717263413
Mogged hard

>>717263478
what's she gonna do, shit in my mouth?

Guess I like McQueen now.

>>717256335
Yes

IS THAT A HEKIN REFERINO

>>717263307
Why is it so shit outside of the final URA race anyway

>>717263541
The franchise already got Oda's seal of approval.

>>717262305
How so? It looks pretty tame.
It would be more devilish if it had armpit holes for ventilation.

>>717262479
Im going to try again later with a good spark setup, but Im waiting for my guest counter to reset like the shameless poor that I am. Having really good sparks of your own would make this way easier but eh. Its a start.

>>717263478
kino regularly shoots at people though

>>717263563
I dunno but at least it gives me hope that it gets better in the future

>>717263541
The owner just names all his horses Blast x anime reference

>>717263541
Reminds me that there's a horse named Blue Archive who's the son of Copano Rickey

>>717259603
There's lots of King Halofags for very good reasons anon.

>>717263506
This WHORE brings shame to the Mejiro name

>>717263612
>declared that he will beat Precure
>yet bow down to horse girls
Pathetic

>>717263113
a run being make or break based on luck is probably my least favorite thing about the gameplay. I've gotten to the point where I can beat URA finals with just raw stats but I still feel my jimmies rustled if I don't get the skills I need from the cards I have equipped by the end of the run, it feels absurd that that can even happen. a trainee can go from potentially a good pvp candidate to dogshit just because of that, and 30 minutes of my life is just gone.

I really hope they change it so that skills from equipped cards are guaranteed later down the line or in the subsequent career modes but I'm not getting my hopes up.

>>717263731
t. ryan

Which songs/concerts have unique scenes with specific Umas?

>>717263657
you wouldn't get it...

>>717263779
McQueen has special interaction when she's at the center of Yume wo Kakeru.

>>717253362
>stam
>0 spec
>worthless skills

i also got scammed by the ticket.

>>717263740
KINGU!

Sex with Mayano or Sex with Urara

>>717263506
Western audience is not gonna like this

>>717263997
Urara's too pure to know what sex even is.

>>717263859
Don't you get a Late Surger velocity gold skill? Could be good on certain girls like King.

>>717263997
having sex with urara is like fucking an infant.
like, fucking kids is already vile but this is some daisy destruction type shit.

>>717263216
>114514
>810
...

>>717263779
Legend Changer on the JP build has a unique commentary in the bridge depending on who's the lead singer, which is based off of the respective RL horse's achievements. Don't think it's for all umas though unfortunately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8PQexPl6Ns

>>717263506
that is unbecoming of a lady

>>717254135
Imagine Rice strangling Bourbon with these cheeks after the race like omniman hahaha...

>>717263151
why are Ms. Victoria and Legend Changer so low?
why did they lose to Skill-up?
I don't understand you, anon...

>>717252058 (OP)
She did, twice

>>717254135
More like Rice CAKES goddamn

>>717263997
Urara is unfuckable because she's too pure. I see at least some appeal in every other uma, some more than others, but not with Urara.

>>717264021
Loli is the strongest anti-lgbt filter

Which umas are the most for (You)? Need to plan who to roll for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>717261598
i dont join /v/ clubs because i dont care about checking my fans and doing other ranked faggotry like that. i'l like to think that more people itt are like that

My FUCKING HERO is washed...

>>717264395
Mayano Top Cun

So what honse is THE ULTIMATE WINNER? Like Alpha and Omega.
Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, Maradona of the horse racing world?

why did they make the "emperor" so cute bros she's the least serious member of her family

>>717255286
damn there are some ugly motherfuckers in here jesus christ cygames

>>717264395
Narita Taishin

>>717264487
Hungarian Gold Ship.

>>717264487
Tazuna.

>>717264395
Top Gun and Curren.

>>717264418
punished for doping

>>717264426
Oguri's career is a fucking roller coaster.
Don't worry, she wins in the end after losing it all.

>>717264516
kek that was exactly my thought when I did my first run with her

>>717264469
>>717264528
>>717264583
Why is it all flatties?

>>717253815
This is so mean :(

>>717263506
cute!

>>717264418
Winners don't do drug.

>>717257206
I'm sorry vooner I play every day but don't know how club rankings work

>>717264395
Top Gun and Curren are semen demons that try to fuck you on minute 1, most other umas end up being for (You) after ending their careers and only some dislike the idea of being with their trainer, like Bakushin

Which horse has biggest breasts and butt?

>>717254428
I blame western gaymers who defend this instead of having a meltdown and demand everything like koreans

>>717264726
How about Jungle Pocket and TM Opera O? They're my favorites.

i like this mejiro the most

>>717264553
>>717264487
Kincsem but she's a never ever for being Hungarian
54 races
54 wins

>>717264773
Meisho Doto

Gran Alegria is such a cute name when you translate it but it sounds very cool when you don't.

>>717264785
gooks' melties are unironically the funniest thing ever, especially when they end up in a fucking protest truck

>>717264487
80's - Symboli Rudolf
early 90's - Narita Brian
90's - Condor Pasa
00's - TM Opera O
early 10's - Gentildonna
10's - Kitasan Black

there are some others but mostly not in the game so i'll just mention these.

>>717264842
No idea about Pokke because she releases in 2 years but I assume she'll be for (You) too
TM Opera O unironically proposes after winning the URA finale

>>717263413
>neck
>head
>nose
how anxious were you, anon?

>>717264487
Secretariat

>>717264842
TM Opera O straight up proposes to you

>>717264883
They actually get results so I kind of admire them for it

Was Sunday Silence really that good?

>>717264864
holy built

>>717264426
do they show loli opera and loli mcqueen?

>>717265117
his bloodline is like half the cast so yeah

>>717263413
PEGASUS FANTASY

>>717264951
>>717265052
Based thank you frens

>>717263413
WHY IS BIKO TWO YEARS OUT I NEED HER NOW at least bakushin does the rider pose when she gets 1st I guess

>>717252058 (OP)
does anyone have a complete list of secret races like this one

>>717265179
kys faggot why you gotta ruin the thread with your lame bullshit everyday

>>717264842
>opera
>pokke
what a peak and valley taste

>>717262608
I seen catsucker, dogsucker, pigsucker but for some reason i've never seen any horsesucker yet

>>717264487
Secretariat had a genetic quirk that made his heart twice as big as normal. He still holds all the records for the Triple Crown races 50 years later and all the best horses in the US today can trace their pedigree back to him

>>717262831
manifesting blessing of heaven

I plea marriage to the emperor SYMBOLI RUDOLF

>>717265385
nigger, calm down, loli kitasan and loli diamond were present in season 2, considering how mcqueen and opera are the next generation after the oguri era, I got curious
hell, they even tease opera in one of the cin gray episodes

>>717265402
I watched the movie out of order so they stood out to me

Dream Journey is just a cute, normal hors.

kakoi..

The first applications for the /v/mapyoi club have been approved. We still have plenty of room left
>>717261095
Yeah I saw it, what you put doesn't really matter as long as it's recognizable (also you can just change it once you're in)
>>717261476
I assume I already approved you. It won't be filled anytime soon anyway so no one needs to worry about getting in yet

>>717265525
rudolf is for teio

>>717265179
didnt mcqueen won kika sho by this

>>717265865
Thank you king, may many sparks and good pulls come to you.

>>717262495
MR. YAKUZA HELP THEY'RE MAKING THE BIG TITS EVEN BIGGER

Haru Matrimony

>>717257206
Ranks are calculated at tge end of the month, D is from previous month

>>717258568
Yes, we should go to tokyo and burn cygames building

>>717264209
Wow need Orfevre and Gentildonna

big gib

>>717266081
Making Haru the matriarch of a big family

if the yakuza didn't want me to lewd the horses they shouldn't have made them so slutty

>>717265979
oh, I thought he was youger, damn
why does mcqueen idolize oguri in the game, then?

>>717264883
reminder that when the korean distributor decided to jew their playerbase, the players sent not a protest truck but a protest horse-and-carriage

time for another career, should I do
>rudolf
>halo
>groove
those are the ones I'm feeling at the moment

>>717266163
An entire x10 pull fuck, I'm never reaching that level

>>717265372
It's extremely fucked up there aren't more toku inspired horses honestly.

>>717266240
why not? oguri will probably win 1988 tenno sho if she was legible to race that

>>717266262
Real question is did it work? While I find this comical I honestly prefer it over west taking collective cock in ass when its our turn.

>>717266285
Groove and Rudolf are easy so if you wanna chill today then pick those, if you aren't then Halo

>Two AWFUL in a row and one BAD for Bakushin's races
My parfaits...

>>717266317
If I can do it, so can you

>Lost almost all my team races
>Somehow got promoted
Huh I'll take it

>>717266407
Well they sent a second one and then escalated to a class action lawsuit, so it did eventually.

>>717265850
the coolest

>>717266732
I got promoted to class 4 today!

>>717266880
well done, keep going
>>717266809
It's based on points, and you get them no matter what, more with a win obviously

>>717265850
Why does she have such a flashy bra/top?

>>717266317
Requirements went down compared to last week. I got in class 6 with just 450k as a f2p player with no luck

>>717267031
because she's the new vocalist of linkin park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqMq43k9UCA

Damn it feels cursed trying to use brain to build char for certain role but game gives you all the wrong skills.

I-its not like I need to upgrade my team...

Bros I'm the best in the world

>want to gamble
>need to save for upcoming things
i wonder if this is how geezers feels when looking at a casino

>>717265850
kakoi means groupie/entourage...

>>717267331
I dont think I will make it until january/christmas.

>>717267023
I need to start filling my team more for more points then, the thing that fucks me the most is that Urara is my only dirt racer

>>717267465
El is a good option and just a 2 star so easier to get than oguri

cutest retard

>>717267465
Condor can do Dirt

>>717267569
It's bakushin time

>the first gacha game I like
>has the worst banner rates by far
You can never win with gacha.

>>717265439
That's pretty cool, never knew it

>>717265439
And the movie was about a little girl or some shit?

>>717266506
If you build an Uma strong enough, she'll beat Bakushin even at awful

>>717267569
pitslut

>>717267568
>>717267572
Yeah I heard about Condor being good in dirt, haven't pulled her yet tho

>>717267729
Play Princess Maker then.

>>717265117
he's a legend both irl and in the series

>>717268142
nice pants

>>717264726
>and only some dislike the idea of being with their trainer, like Bakushin
Why do you lie, nigger?

>>717264883
But they work