Thread 717252968

FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>717252968 (OP)
Ah! What a beautiful day to play video games! I sure hope my friends in the tower also think so!

>>717252968 (OP)
Room 1643 left their door open

>>717252968 (OP)
Not a real photo

What a wonderful day to take a fat stinky shit off my balcony on floor 450. Watch out below!

I can't believe the cute underage femboy next door has a bigger cock than me. I hope he doesn't tell anyone in the /v/ cafeteria.

>be me
>selfassemble is coming
>the repair crew didnt come even though i sent an application like two weeks ago
>that smell of meat
>its leaking through the hermetic door, through every crack in the walls
>obviously cant plug them all in time
>obviously dont want to get melted so decide
>fuck it
>trhow all food rations and water ive been stockpiling for the past month out the window
>throw my backpack with all my stuff and myself out the window
im posting from my phone ive been falling for 5 days now
i have manged to catch most of my supplies if i manage them properly it will last me three months tops thank god the shaft gets really humid and foggy somtimes and i can collect some drinking water onto my spare shirt but i really hope there is some end or a floor to this since quick and painless death by impact is still better than mutation or starvation

>>717252968 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxVw7bvMd3s

The loli rape dungeon is STILL inaccessible, what the FUCK is building maintenance even DOING!?

I'm raping all cute anons. Hell, I'm raping all ugly anons too.

>>717252968 (OP)
>Grabs your controller with nacho cheese drenched hands

>>717253745
at least I'll finally get some action I guess

>no one shows up to the organized lan save for 3 barely passable femboys with rabid leftist politics they can't keep under wraps
Craaaap

I just made out with my gacha girlfriend. Not quite the result I was expecting.

>>717252968 (OP)
>Ponte City, also known as Ponte Tower, is a 54-story skyscraper in Johannesburg, South Africa, notable for its unique Brutalist architecture and history. It was once the tallest residential building in Africa and a symbol of luxury and aspiration, but later experienced a period of decline and urban decay. Today, it is undergoing regeneration and is a popular attraction for tourists
The FUCKING tourists that ruined /v/ also ruined the africans chances of building something of value!

>>717253870
Shouldn't have advertised it as a speedrun party.

>>717253052
SHUT UP NIGGER I'M TRYING TO EDGE TO HORSE GIRLS HERE

>>717253898
The crossdresser in room 1243 is everyone's gacha girlfriend, bro.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>Theres a new cupboard in my room
>Open it and it’s just empty shelves
Who the fuck breaks into my unlocked room and makes a cupboard

>>717254170
B-b-b-... She showed me her tits. They were big... And real.

What a lovely day here on the rooftop of floor 62, I sure hope I don't get hit in the head by a turd falling at terminal velocity

Gonna need the biohazard crew to get up to floor 60 right now. There's a pony plush in the hallway and I'm not touching that shit, just bring the incinerator.

some retard just flew past my floor at terminal velocity. just what the hell is going on up there?

Why is the internet so fucking SLOOOOOW!?!? Also I am tired of using a /vpn/ because you retards keep posting pizza on 4chan.

*metal pipe hits floor*

>>717254771
>another suicidal anon didn’t know you don’t ever impact you just keep falling
Fucking newfags I swear

>"GOOD MORNING SAARS!"
>autistic screeching coming from everywhere

>>717252968 (OP)
It would probably feel so fucking awesome to plummet down the middle of that and explode on impact

Check out this Cool Rat that I found on Floor 143

come 38th floor stairwell B
bring money

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

>local floor rapist left his door open again
>saw dumb newfag thinking he got lucky and entering his appartament to steal the pristine ps3 clearly vissible from the door
>same newfag havent been seem in days
and there goes another one... he never even plays on that ps3, the only thing you can hear from his room is "BING BING WAHOO!", he is clearly a nintendo fag trapping sony tards

>>717253001
It's a lan party dumbass, there is no lag, time to upgrade your toaster

>another year
>prepare for the annual Great Migration upwards as the lowest floors are once again flooded with waste and various bodily fluids
>topmost denizens are displaced from their lodgings and thrown ceremoniously off the roof into the central cesspit

>thought I was signing up for fun times playing videogames with bros
>90% of the inmates are just autistic losers who watch streamers screaming all day
God damn

>>717252968 (OP)
I imagine it like some kind of Fear and Hunger enviroment, no matter which floor you are in, just different mutations

>>717256952
reminder that it will happen to you one day, enjoy it while it last

>>717253745
please me too

>>717256952
>topmost denizens are displaced from their lodgings and thrown ceremoniously off the roof into the central cesspit

>>717257138
I do wonder what do american black people who think all their woes are caused by whites think about the fact that every black country on earth is a nightmare world

NIGGERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr……

>>717252968 (OP)
CAST HIM IN

Who let the beavers out of the basement?

Anyone know the password for the secret orgy in apartment 6969?

>>717257512
12345

>>717252968 (OP)
Trying to find the next rivals of aether thread. What floor is it on ?

Who installed a 2min CAPTCHA on all the locks? I can't get back into my room!

>>717256459
Let's be honest here; the sony tards aren't very intelligent.

Does anyone else yell "faggot" or "nigger" back to anyone at the bottom floor yelling "ECHO!" or is it just me?

There's a fucking gnome who keeps stealing all my memory cards, if someone finds that motherfucker, please shoot it

>>717258439
Close your doors next time, jolly o'chum!

>>717258439
Don't be so peeved old chum.

I will masturbate in the window and there's NOTHING you can do about it

What floor is the administration?
I need to report the jannies blowing up my entire block with no warning or scheduled purge yesterday. Fucking cunts buried my going into games machine in the rubble.

>>717258510
Well, I can laugh at that pathetic size

>>717258510
Which floor? I want to catch it with my mouth

>>717252968 (OP)
/v/bros, they made a manga about our /v/ towers and the main character is a cute girl?

https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/titles/100453

>>717258582
You just, uuuhhmm... Have to reach the top

>>717259020
How high can you get?

Can the Half-Life larpers on floor 138 shut down their equipment? I'm trying to sleep.

*eats your cat*

Hey guys, there is some Haitian guy eating someone's cat near my apartment

>>717259205
its infinite

>>717259523
I wouldn't do that if I were him. The last time someone ate a cat, it bursted out of his chest like the xenomorph

>>717259523
This is /v/ Towers Security. The Haitian namefag in question, "DoctorGreen", has been identified and will be put down. Check your inbox and spam folder for a link to the livestream of CCTV and bodycam footage showing his execution.

Has anyone ever tried to remove the metal covers from their outside-facind windows? I wonder what it looks like out there...

>>717259780
Trust me, you don't want to see that

Chang and I cleared a floor boss on floor 2217 but he sustained major damage, last checkpoint was floor 2200 is there anyone in the 2220s who can heal?

>>717254771
Cory told me he was going to "pull up" at the last second before landing
but his glider is up here so

>>717260023
There's an old guy who swears he can heal by rubbing his dick all over your face on the 2224, but I'm not sure if it actually works or he's just a pervert

>>717259780
...Outside? What's that?

>>717253745
>Implying I'll feel it
years of faggotry have prepared me for the likes of you, i'll crush your dick inside me the second you appear near floor 1225

>>717259780
JUST about to be done with that. Hold on, let me take a look real qu

>>717260410
>Chang... hold on a bit long buddy I've got a plan..
>when we get there keep your eyes closed

>>717260651
Anon? Is everything alright? What happened? ANOOON?!

>>717257227
But Anonymous, those nightmare world countries are that way BECAUSE of whites!

>>717260023
past floor 2000 you won't find any permanent residents that aren't completely insane, good luck

Bros

So, which tower do you guys live in?

Dare you enter... The GOON Room?

>>717260849
wheelbros... what did they mean by this

>>717260981
now listen 'ere you mastahbaitin fuck, boss tolds us that you been late on rent, it's the fourth o da month whatsa matta with you? We're gonna whip you outta that freak room o yours and thrust you down the main shaft. How'd you like that ya fuck?

>>717260981
>Not furry vydia babes
No thanks

The police is raiding once more looking for the Pr*gmatafag. Can we evict that son of a bitch already?

>>717260981
>all those women and tits
>a fucking futa sextoy

>>717252968 (OP)
Guys, someone keeps throwing out their trash from the windows. I think they're from floor 370 but I can't be sure

>>717256952
>roof
Anon... the tower is endless...

>>717261459
Just goes to show you that futa isn't gay.

>>717261507
What else am I supposed to do with it? Its not like the fags below care

>>717261459
>he doesnt ride a futa cock while having sex to maximize how much cum shoots into the honahole
baka desu quite weak of you anon

>>717260921
From this angle I'm pretty sure its the leftmost one

>>717252968 (OP)
Built during Apartheid. The brutalist architectural design about sums up the mood of the country.

>>717260803
Nothing happened, Anon is fine, We assure you.

whoever keeps taking big sips out of my vodka, and then filling it back up with water, i absolutely notice, and i will find you.

>>717264983
You think that's water?

Can I move to another apartment? the tf2 player next to me killed himself 2 weeks ago and nobody has cleaned his corpse

>>717265871
>He killbinded IRL.

>>717260579
>floor 1225
Is that floating nigger still one tapping anyone that comes near?

>>717252968 (OP)
>100 some anons blasting memes at full volume
Kill me

>>717266004
>The Roaring Fraud is back to her bullshit for the 4th time this week.
That's it, I'm going in. Who's with me?