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Anonymous No.717254115 >>717254305 >>717254367 >>717254572 >>717254590 >>717254660 >>717255061
Why are clean-shaven protagonists always better than bearded protagonists in vidya?
Anonymous No.717254284
Beards make you look homeless
Anonymous No.717254305
>>717254115 (OP)
idk, I think gandalf is cool
Anonymous No.717254367
>>717254115 (OP)
If you're not clean-shaven you don't respect yourself and therefore don't deserve any respect from others
Anonymous No.717254482 >>717254514 >>717254583 >>717254604
ITT: anons who can't grow a beard
Anonymous No.717254514
>>717254482
>t. chinlet
Anonymous No.717254551
Anonymous No.717254572
>>717254115 (OP)
I made this image back in 2018 as bait.

still clean shaven 7 years later
Anonymous No.717254583 >>717254618 >>717254661 >>717254980 >>717255606
>>717254482
I wish my body lost the ability to grow a beard
I hate shaving every morning
Anonymous No.717254590 >>717254652
>>717254115 (OP)
>t. Beardlet
Get some testosterone femboy
Anonymous No.717254597
I keep a beard to distract from my massive uneven teeth
Those 10/10 gigachad movie stars have no such concerns
Anonymous No.717254604 >>717254720
>>717254482
also known as changs, pajeets, and niggers.
Anonymous No.717254618
>>717254583
>Shaving every morning
Fucking psychopath.
Anonymous No.717254652
>>717254590
get some better facial structure genetics, oh wait you can't lol
Anonymous No.717254654
I'm fat so I have a beard. Once I'm skinny, I'll probably shave it.
Anonymous No.717254660
>>717254115 (OP)
>the shaven attractive male is attractive unlike the unattractive bearded male who is unattractive
Wow. I can't believe this. Is this real? Can we get this fact checked? Grok? Chat?
Anonymous No.717254661
>>717254583
HRT helps a lot with body hair.
Anonymous No.717254720
>>717254604
you're right about changs
but jeets and niggers are known for their ability to grow beards, how many clean shaven jeets have you seen?
Anonymous No.717254723
ross has facial hair
thor is clean shaven

your cherry picking failed, sorry you can't grow a beard because of your thin brown hair
Anonymous No.717254791 >>717254854 >>717254889
twink beardlets will always envy the mountain man's testosterone
Anonymous No.717254854 >>717254998
>>717254791
>"chad"
>submits to a religion whose name literally means submission
Anonymous No.717254881
>>>Le masculine movie star mugshot from le 40s/50s/60s next to le quirky chungus redditor loser from the internet thread

I'm so fucking tired of you people. Get new material, faggot.
Anonymous No.717254889
>>717254791
roidtrannies will burn in hell
Anonymous No.717254980
>>717254583
>shaving every morning
Based psycho
Anonymous No.717254998
>>717254854
submitting to god is better than submitting to a dead jew
Anonymous No.717255061 >>717255664
>>717254115 (OP)
wow professional photos of movie stars look a lot better than nerd selfies
Anonymous No.717255606
>>717254583
It's torture. Being a hairy fuck is a curse
Anonymous No.717255664
>>717255061
And they are stars for a reason.