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Anonymous No.717261802 >>717262154 >>717262529 >>717264336 >>717264410 >>717264571 >>717267012 >>717267056 >>717272440 >>717273990 >>717274141 >>717277235 >>717277943 >>717284712 >>717285630 >>717288615 >>717289482 >>717291560 >>717294642 >>717298439 >>717300196
Where have all the Alice games gone? Why is nobody making games with Alice anymore?
Anonymous No.717261987 >>717262235 >>717264360 >>717270150
can someone post a pic of her with a spade tattoo? I need to have wbs fast
Anonymous No.717262154 >>717262382 >>717282538
>>717261802 (OP)
Is it strange that I want her get giant from a cake and eat me
Anonymous No.717262235 >>717270150 >>717284659
>>717261987
Is a spade dress not enough?
Anonymous No.717262348
oh my god I'm plapping my boyvaries so hard right now
Anonymous No.717262382 >>717262960 >>717282538
>>717262154
Anonymous No.717262529 >>717266001
>>717261802 (OP)
Daddy EA said no. Too risky compared to their sports game scam.
Anonymous No.717262960
>>717262382
>no 5'2 Alice gf that eats a piece of cake to outgrow and bully me
Anonymous No.717264218 >>717267560 >>717280134
never ever
Anonymous No.717264336
>>717261802 (OP)
The time is not ripe.
We're still in the cucked era of vidya
Anonymous No.717264360 >>717266056
>>717261987
Why is it always negros with cucked freaks???
Anonymous No.717264410 >>717264824
>>717261802 (OP)
Do you really want a modern day Alice game when you know damn well they're gonna turn her into a man?
Anonymous No.717264514 >>717272604
>why no new Alice games
Wasn't it something to do with the rights to the IP?
Anonymous No.717264571
>>717261802 (OP)
and day now
>inb4 remaster
whatever
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1826770
Anonymous No.717264824
>>717264410
>they're gonna turn her into a man
Technically she's a feminist idol, so it's very likely that would happen
Anonymous No.717265169 >>717265309 >>717269451
Anonymous No.717265309
>>717265169
Would.
Anonymous No.717265393
/v/trannies sure love this feminist game
Anonymous No.717265409
>modern POS nvidia gpus can't even run physx
Anonymous No.717265827 >>717266001
Anonymous No.717266001 >>717270687
>>717265827
>>717262529
So how many women actually ship these two together?
Anonymous No.717266056 >>717268591 >>717270150
>>717264360
It’s not a legitimate fetish, it’s just a Jew posting ragebait 99.999999% for the time. You see, being ugly, repulsive and disgusting to the rest of the entire globe makes them behave like this, but remember to always shame and reject Jews anyway, they deserve it.
Anonymous No.717267012 >>717284630
>>717261802 (OP)
EA is literally squatting on the IP refusing to let people make video games with her.
American McGee quit making games because of it.
Anonymous No.717267056 >>717268768
>>717261802 (OP)
The irony is, now that American Mcgee gave up, there's a possibility EA actually does a new game out of spite.
Anonymous No.717267302 >>717269660 >>717271762 >>717272440
>What original idea could we do with Alice?
>dude what if wonderland was FUCKED UP
And that's why there are no more Alice games.
Anonymous No.717267560
>>717264218
RIP
Anonymous No.717268591
>>717266056
TRVKE NVKE
Anonymous No.717268768 >>717272440
>>717267056
American McGee would rather shill for the CCP and sell plushies than develop anything these days.
Anonymous No.717268883 >>717269329
Where are the Oz games? You could do all kinds of stuff with Dorothy and Ozma and all their diverse wacky friends and enemies.
Anonymous No.717269329
>>717268883
Your Wizard of Oz adaptation, sir
Anonymous No.717269448
McGee has already retired to rice paddies in Asia
It's over
Anonymous No.717269451 >>717275006
>>717265169
Alice back from sleepover at Saya's place?
Anonymous No.717269660 >>717289151 >>717289515
>>717267302
It was a thing back then to twist the classic tale in any way possible
Anonymous No.717269664 >>717269747 >>717272440 >>717289161
full timeline
>fans ask McGee to make Alice 3, McGee says EA owns the IP, go ask them to let me do it
>repeat the above ad nauseam for years
>eventually EA contacts McGee saying that if he can demonstrate them fans truly want Alice 3, they'll let him make it
>through various campaigns/kickstarter/streams, McGee successfully gather the required support from fans
>EA says "fine, we'll let you make it....IF and ONLY IF you manage to fund it entirely on your own, put together your own team, make a full plan and do everything without our help, IF and ONLY IF you manage to gather all these resources, we'll let you make it and publish it, but again, EVERYTHING is in your hand, show us you and your fans TRULY want this to be made"
>McGee does yet another kickstarter/streams/promotion
>slowly but surely, he manages to get get support and bring on board various voice actors, artists, developers, and most importantly, multiple investors, one of which(still undisclosed) is revealed to be one of the 3 major players in the console space(speculated to be someone inside Sony), all of which combined more than exceed the investment requirements EA set(keep in mind that no one of these people were ever involved officially or hired, as until EA gave the green light to start the project, nothing could be done and no one could be hired)
>along all this, a full plan and game pitch is being made
>during all of this, McGee has several meetings with EA representatives, every meeting was only informative and done to have a direct line of dialogue to discuss progress, but each and every one of these meeting was promising, including the last one with the completed plan and game pitch being given to EA, to the point the mood from both parties(McGee and EA reps) was "it's basically a yes, we only need EA to give the official final say on the matter"
>EA gives the final answer, which is basically "mmmmmmmmm....nah lulz, bye"

no wonder he decided to leave the gaming industry entirely
Anonymous No.717269747 >>717269980
>>717269664
American had a hard life with lot of struggles unironically if you read about the shit he's been through. He deserves his rest now
Poor guy
Anonymous No.717269980
>>717269747
yeah i know all about that
Anonymous No.717270150
>>717261987
>>717262235
>see a card game reference in a game
>immediately thinks and post about cuck porn
This anon is right >>717266056 you faggots are just pathetic and repulsive
Anonymous No.717270687
>>717266001
All of them, they just lie about it.
Anonymous No.717271762 >>717271880 >>717276804
>>717267302
In its original form Wonderland was pretty fucked up already, Disney version and other adaptations aimed at children toned things down quite a bit.
Even more so if we consider Through The Looking Glass and Hunting for Snark as part of the same world.
Anonymous No.717271880
>>717271762
based mossa art
Anonymous No.717272440 >>717272693
>>717269664
>>717261802 (OP)
RIP.
>>717267302
The American McGee Alice games are fun edgy 3D platformers. Nostalgia for 1990s movies like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Nightmare before Xmas basically.
>>717268768
His sister was kidnapped then he left the game industry. Besides the final thing I heard from McGee was he agreed to help as a consultant in any future EA Alice games and they told him no(?) or that it was a dead IP so don't bother waiting for them essentially. I own the game physical on PS3 and it's getting rarer in value.
Anonymous No.717272604 >>717273774
>>717264514
EA owns the rights, and they're not willing to license Alice to McGee anymore.
Anonymous No.717272693 >>717273446
>>717272440
>Nostalgia for 1990s movies like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Nightmare before Xmas
None of those are edgy.
Anonymous No.717272990
You'll get your Wonderland soulslike and enjoy it
Anonymous No.717273446 >>717273827
>>717272693
they are in the original 90s sense of edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqJTMl1F9Wg
Anonymous No.717273774 >>717274080
>>717272604
How can EA even own the rights for video games based off a fucking 1865 book?
Anonymous No.717273827 >>717294485
>>717273446
American McGee's Alice isn't like those, though. It's grimdark edgy with rape and shit.
Anonymous No.717273990 >>717284564
>>717261802 (OP)
alice in wonderland is a story that is basically unknown outside of the anglosphere so it limits the possible audience of the game which is really bad nowadays where games need the widest audience possible.
Anonymous No.717274058 >>717274175 >>717274893 >>717275912 >>717276804 >>717283789
Sex with Alice
Anonymous No.717274080 >>717282581
>>717273774
they don't own the rights to the book, they own the rights to American McGee's Alice.
if American McGee makes an Alice product that is too close to American McGee's Alice, he runs the risk of violating EA's copyright.

the original Steamboat Willy cartoon is public domain, but if you put little white gloves on him then it becomes too close to modern day Mickey Mouse and you are violating copyright.
Anonymous No.717274141 >>717274576
>>717261802 (OP)
The IP ran its course and no one cares anymore.
Anonymous No.717274175
>>717274058
Sweaty smelly girlsex
Anonymous No.717274503 >>717274621 >>717275747 >>717276756
I'm making an Alice gaem, check Alice Into the Panopticon on Steam if you are interested. Not sure if I will finish it this century though, as I'm running out of funds
Anonymous No.717274576 >>717275149
>>717274141
Extremely soulless post. Not modern internet slang, "Oh this doesn't look like a PS2 game so it sucks."

Soulless. Callous. Cold-hearted. Lacking imagination or wit.
Anonymous No.717274621
>>717274503
neat.
Anonymous No.717274893 >>717275158
>>717274058
Get in line.
Anonymous No.717275006
>>717269451
That's just one of her optional outfits in Madness Returns
Anonymous No.717275149 >>717275876
>>717274576
Posting while having a stroke should be an ISP blacklisting offense.
Anonymous No.717275158 >>717275865 >>717276543 >>717278961
>>717274893
I don't share
Anonymous No.717275343
with all he's been through, it brings a smile knowing American is happy with his wife/children/mansion/plush business and has made it
Anonymous No.717275747 >>717276882
>>717274503
oh yeah I remember this, didn't you post a vid of her changing to classic colors under some condition, or maybe I'm getting it wrong and I was asking about classic colors, how long ago was that?
Anonymous No.717275773
>japan is supposedly full of alicephiles
>still no proper alice dating sim
Anonymous No.717275865
>>717275158
damn, what a whore
Anonymous No.717275876
>>717275149
You tard. I'm saying you're a heartless faggot if you go, "Yeah, shareholders have already lost interest and our writers can't find a way to keep milking this." About a cultural mainstay. Something that will be around as long as orcs being evil dumb niggers and elves being aryan blonde tree-fuckers. Alice in Wonderland will continue to be used as iconography long after the last physical evidence you were on this planet has withered away.

But hey, you were probably just talking about American Mcgee's Alice in particular, so forget about it.
Anonymous No.717275912
>>717274058
BASED Mossa
Anonymous No.717276308
Anonymous No.717276543 >>717277418
>>717275158
Rude.
Anonymous No.717276756 >>717276973
>>717274503
this is the type of shill we like, direct, not begging, but stil shamelessly promoting, wishlisted
Anonymous No.717276804 >>717276849
>>717271762
>>717274058
Who's in charge in this relationship?
Anonymous No.717276849
>>717276804
Alice
Anonymous No.717276882
>>717275747
Damn, I'm surprised someone remembers. It must have been around a year and a half. Ye, there's an ability that allows you to see hidden stuff and it changes the colour palette of everything, making you get a blue dress.
Anonymous No.717276973
>>717276756
Kek, thanks anon
Anonymous No.717277235
>>717261802 (OP)
He has become a teddy bear merchant instead. He needs to get off his yacht and start developing games again
Anonymous No.717277418 >>717277473 >>717277493
>>717276543
time to search arch and see if I find the source
Anonymous No.717277473 >>717277537 >>717283919
>>717277418
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11150640&tags=alice_in_wonderland+3d
Anonymous No.717277493 >>717277537
>>717277418
It's not hard to find on rule34. It's not like there's a lot of animated Alice porn out there :(
Anonymous No.717277537
>>717277473
>>717277493

somehow the simplest solution doesn't occur to me, was going to go through all the reposts of the video on the archives and see if anyone had given the source in the past. thank you anons
Anonymous No.717277943 >>717278176
>>717261802 (OP)
Portrayal of Alice-coded girls became problematic.
Tim Burton, Neil Gaiman - these men turned out to be harem-craving freakpredators and they had a monopoly on this kind of 'damaged woman' archetype.
Women's mental health issues MUST be portrayed as empowered, wacky-go-lucky Harley Quinn types now who OWN their BPD and when they fuck their dad it's on THEIR terms.
No more Alice, no more dresses, you must be pegged Ritalin Rhonda and you must enjoy it.
Anonymous No.717278176 >>717278945
>>717277943
Burton has never been accused of anything as far as I'm aware
Anonymous No.717278652
are plushie dreadfuls good
Anonymous No.717278945
>>717278176
Look up his ex-wife Lisa Marie and how he forced her to sign an NDA forbidding her from telling anyone he was fucking Helena Bonham-Carter as a side piece and then cheated her out of a bunch of money.
Anonymous No.717278961 >>717279043
>>717275158
>slut Alice
Anonymous No.717279043
>>717278961
I wish there was more.
Anonymous No.717280134
>>717264218
I don't like how they were trying to make the Vorpal Blade some kind of entity
Anonymous No.717280510 >>717280971 >>717281145
Friendly reminder that there is a McGee's Alice mod for Doom, and it's absolutely fantastic.
Anonymous No.717280971
>>717280510
Thanks, I know what I'm playing tonight.
Anonymous No.717281145
>>717280510
Based
Anonymous No.717281814
Anonymous No.717282048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-89Hf34Ms&t=566s
Anonymous No.717282359 >>717282481 >>717287890
How can I even legally play the Alice games anymore? They're not on Steam or on GOG.
Anonymous No.717282481 >>717282632
>>717282359
madness returns is back on steam
and even when it wasn't, it was available on origin

a remaster of mcgee alice was originally sold with madness returns, you can easily bring that back
Anonymous No.717282538
>>717262154
>>717262382
Giantess mode should have been a default power up, instead of a 1 time thing
Anonymous No.717282581
>>717274080
Not anymore, now that more Mickey shorts are copyright-free and feature him with gloves on.
Anonymous No.717282632 >>717284458
>>717282481
Oh nice thanks for the info.
I thought they took it down forever few years back.
Anonymous No.717283652
I’ve fallen for this Alice lately.

https://youtu.be/fnYlu5jffGA
Anonymous No.717283789 >>717289919
>>717274058
smoking is gay (the male kind of gay)
Anonymous No.717283919
>>717277473
So much aishit jeez
Anonymous No.717284181 >>717287619
>McGee had a number of stepfathers when growing up until his mother finally settled into a relationship with a trans woman. When McGee was sixteen, he came home from school and found his house empty and abandoned; the only things left were his bed, his books, his clothes and his Commodore 64 computer. His mother had sold the house to pay for two plane tickets and the fee for her girlfriend's gender confirmation surgery, leaving him on his own.
Anonymous No.717284262 >>717284618 >>717288686 >>717293258 >>717294286
>open japanese alice box
>yep it's generic magical girl
too many such cases
Anonymous No.717284458
>>717282632
The ps3 version of both is still available too actually
Anonymous No.717284564
>>717273990
Not really, it's fairly well known in Europe as well as in Japan. Maybe not as much as in the Anglosphere but still recognisable
Anonymous No.717284618
>>717284262
>Here, have camera, child, some carpentry equipment, and bunch of skulls and taxidermies from biology cabinet now go make us a movie.
Anonymous No.717284630 >>717284861
>>717267012
How is EA sitting on "Alice in Wonderland" IP?
It's an old as fuck story.
Anonymous No.717284659
>>717262235
Anonymous No.717284712
>>717261802 (OP)
ALICE
ALICE
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
Anonymous No.717284861 >>717285173
>>717284630
original Alice in Wonderland is public domain, but AmericanMcGee's version of Alice is EA property
Anonymous No.717285067 >>717285159
Wasn't there supposed to be an Alice TV series in the works a few years ago? What happened to that?
Anonymous No.717285159 >>717286223
>>717285067
you might be thinking of Alice in Borderland, which has only superficial similarities with the original Alice story
Anonymous No.717285173
>>717284861
oh, gotcha
Anonymous No.717285630
>>717261802 (OP)
>threads are just fetish garbage
Gee, I wonder why EA didn't let McGee make another one. There is truly no audience for this.
Anonymous No.717286223 >>717287538
>>717285159
No, there were news of an actual American McGee's Alice series being in the works, but I guess it's not happening since it was never mentioned again after this article.
https://www.tvinsider.com/1030563/tv-adaptation-of-eas-american-mcgees-alice-game-in-development/
Anonymous No.717286384
https://youtu.be/ZHR6IAxFjsg?feature=shared
We were robbed
Anonymous No.717287538
>>717286223
Never heard of that one until now.
Anonymous No.717287619
>>717284181
It's amazing he turned out as functional as he has.
Anonymous No.717287890
>>717282359
Madness Returns on Steam, original Alice as abandonware
Anonymous No.717288119 >>717288630 >>717289042
Madness Returns is unplayable for me on Steam. Do I need to tweak the config files or something?
Anonymous No.717288615
>>717261802 (OP)
Habromania comes out on September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLzdNqO2JfU
I don't know if it will be good
Anonymous No.717288630
>>717288119
Probably yeah. What issue are you having?
There should be guides you can check out in the community section.
Anonymous No.717288686
>>717284262
Anonymous No.717289042
>>717288119
I had to give the exe administrator privileges on Windows 10 to be able to auto save and also change a few things in the config text to allow 60 frames a second and wide screen I think.

Worth it once you start getting upgrades. Game gets weirder and weirder and the level design and music is pretty good.
Anonymous No.717289151
>>717269660
UM?
Anonymous No.717289161 >>717289292 >>717294453
>>717269664
Honestly it was probably for the best
It's better to not make a third game because knowing McGee, it would've had some stupid bullshit like lesbian Alice, or niggers in 1800 england, or some like or dyke LGBT bullshit because "muh trannoid rights and muh representation" like a tranny flag or something
As cool as it looked, you just know it would've had some really bullshit inclusion in the story
What I like about these games is how "realistic" they are
Alice doesn't have any powers, she's not a valiant gothic warrior, nor has super strength, all of that happens inside her head
Irl she's just a mentally ill schizo daydreaming, that's why in madness returns, she's awake and when something very traumatic happens, she "wakes up" in wonderland
Ergo, she starts daydreaming as a mental defense mechanism to escape reality and not suffer as much, that's why she keep waking up in random places after finishing a level, because she's just walking around yelling at animals and inanimate objects related to the level you finished and the npc actually tell you this, about how she's just screaming and running around playing with sticks and stuff, her madness increased tenfold at the end of the game where she started seeing things irl, and that's what made the character so endearing and lovable, because it was grounded and realistic, it legit made you really worry about her because she legit was mentally ill roaming 1800 England as a female, she could've been raped or worse
Alice 3 was just going to make Alice a demigod where the vorpal blade (who was just a regular knife in McGee, don't know why they decided to give it a name) was going to be an entity beyond reality and she would've been a super hero saving england, fighting demons, being praised and stuff and setting up more sequels
It's honestly for the best no one ever touches it again
Anonymous No.717289292
>>717289161
Damn look at that shnoz
Anonymous No.717289482
>>717261802 (OP)
ea canceled the third one
Anonymous No.717289515 >>717290975 >>717293731
>>717269660
It was overused. I still have fatigue of these "classics with a twist"
Anonymous No.717289919
>>717283789
They weren't smoking you retard, they are holding chewing-gum cigarettes.
It's a reference to a real picture.
Anonymous No.717290654 >>717292730
Anonymous No.717290975
>>717289515
name 5
Anonymous No.717291098 >>717291994 >>717294323
Practicing kissing with Alice!
Anonymous No.717291560
>>717261802 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLzdNqO2JfU&ab_channel=Symphony_Sonata
Anonymous No.717291994 >>717292720
>>717291098
What if she bites your tongue???
Anonymous No.717292720 >>717293849
>>717291994
It's okay, she's still learning
Anonymous No.717292730
>>717290654
I want to protect Alice!
Anonymous No.717293258
>>717284262
Anonymous No.717293731
>>717289515
I still have fatigue of faggots like you
Anonymous No.717293849
>>717292720
surprisingly understanding and mature response, 95% of /v/ would just bite back
Anonymous No.717293895 >>717294115 >>717294353 >>717295572 >>717296389 >>717296845
>what if le cute and innocent story was actually hecking dark and edgy

*yawn* when are we getting a real alice game?
Anonymous No.717294115
>>717293895
>what if I was le contrarian nigger
*yawn* when are we getting non shit tier takes itt?
Anonymous No.717294286
>>717284262
I need to sniff those panties.
Anonymous No.717294323
>>717291098
I bet her lips are very soft and sweet.
Anonymous No.717294353 >>717294483
>>717293895
What is a 'real' Alice game, anon?
Anonymous No.717294453
>>717289161
>Alice doesn't have any powers, she's not a valiant gothic warrior, nor has super strength, all of that happens inside her head
>Irl she's just a mentally ill schizo daydreaming, that's why in madness returns, she's awake and when something very traumatic happens, she "wakes up" in wonderland
while true, Madness Returns LITERALLY ends with her being able to manifest her wonderland IRL, and this has been confirmed by McGee

As for the rest of your post, literal nonsense, Alice 3 was yet another journey into Alice's mind, specifically in the frametime between the house fire and her "waking up" in the mental hospital, with the story being about her own inner struggles in dealing with the trauma, with levels, enemies, and powers being inspired by the various stages of grief, and there's literally none of the nonsense shit you described.
The entire story of Alice 3 and how it would have been portrayed in the game is publicly available, go read it instead of arguing aganst a non-existing story you made up yourself.

>the vorpal blade (who was just a regular knife in McGee, don't know why they decided to give it a name)
the Vorpal Blade comes from Carroll's poem The Jabberwocky, which is a poem Alice reads, and the Vorpal Blade is a magical sword used to slain the monster in the poem, and in the poem itself the sword is described as having a lot of lore, from its previous owners to its creation.

You talk as if you knew what you were talking about yet you demonstrated you don't know jack shit about the source and the games, at all.
Anonymous No.717294483 >>717294818
>>717294353
an actual adaptation of the book and not weird fan fiction about depression
Anonymous No.717294485 >>717294983 >>717295168
>>717273827
>rape
freakin dropped bro
Anonymous No.717294642
>>717261802 (OP)
I like her real life version and her design activates my paternal instincts in me for some reason and I wanna protect her.
Anonymous No.717294680
AAAH ALICEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.717294818 >>717294915
>>717294483
>an actual adaptation of the book
oh so you mean yet another retelling of the same story 429 others have already retold 634 times? can't wait to experience Alice's story the same way it has always been written and shown for the 635th time!
Anonymous No.717294915 >>717296220 >>717296275
>>717294818
>oh so you mean yet another retelling of the same story 429 others have already retold 634 times?
name five games
Anonymous No.717294983
>>717294485
>he doesn't want to be raped by Alice
gay
Anonymous No.717295168
>>717294485
pussy
Anonymous No.717295572 >>717296254
>>717293895
Releasing an Alice dating sim would be difficult in this climate
Anonymous No.717296220
>>717294915
Alice in wonderland
Anonymous No.717296254 >>717296461
>>717295572
How about Alice Princess Maker? Alternating between daytime activities ala classic Princess Maker and dreamscape excursions to Wonderland
Anonymous No.717296275 >>717296482
>>717294915
nowhere i said all the retellings are games, im saying having another retelling is boring as fuck cause we had way too many already, and since you said you want an "actual adaptation of the book", then the story would be the exact same, no changes, and for a game that's the most boring shit ever, so it would be boring for having a story everyone already knows in great detail on top of being boring cause that same story has been adapted a bajillion times
Anonymous No.717296389
>>717293895
The games were released in 2000 and 2011. The latter aside, there wasn't a habit of trying to do a remake of alice in wonderland by year 2k just yet
Anonymous No.717296461
>>717296254
Only if it was a happy loving story instead of literal or pseudo rape.
Anonymous No.717296482
>>717296275
>nowhere i said all the retellings are games
then I don't care
Anonymous No.717296845
>>717293895
When is Alice gonna get The Wizard of Oz for the DS treatment?
Anonymous No.717298279
Anonymous No.717298439 >>717298596
>>717261802 (OP)
Is there really no decent Japanese Alice games? Also McGee is giga retarded for not just doing Snow White or Cinderella or some shit.
Anonymous No.717298596
>>717298439
Forgot pic
Anonymous No.717300196
>>717261802 (OP)