Thread 717264375

Please tell me it's any good.
For fucks sake, I am BLEEDING money with her.
I would just pirate that shit if I ever felt interested in playing but NO, she has to play it COOP with me.
Wouldn't even wait for a fucking sale neither.
And that's after she made me buy Grounded AND LITERALLY FUCKING DROP IT AFTER THE 3 HOUR MARK.
Just bleeding fucking money man, why couldn't I just play this shit solo pirated.
FUCK.
Whatever, man, PLEASE tell me it's any good and not just toxic-positivity reddit slop.

Man shut the fuck up

>>717264375 (OP)
>My girlfriend
and that's where I closed the tab, I don't engage with fake news

>>717264375 (OP)
I thought it had cross play, why wouldn't the gog version work?

>>717264375 (OP)
pussy dont come free

>>717264375 (OP)
>made me
>>717264539

Incels

Be happy that you have a personal whore and play the gay bear sex game with her

>>717264375 (OP)
You won't reach Lv4

>>717264375 (OP)
do as you are told you pussy whipped bitch.
she the man in your relationship

>>717264375 (OP)
it's one of the best crpgs released in several years. the only offputting thing is that the other characters are almost all designed to appeal to tumblr
if you can't understand a d20 rpg then get the fuck off /v/ you normie casual
if you're a retard who has never played an rpg before then roll >human male fighter

>>717264375 (OP)
>tiktok girlfriend

>>717264375 (OP)
Yeah, it's a really good game. Quit being a fucking faggot.

>generic splash picture OP
you don't even own the game

Women are simply not financially worth it.

It's gay

>>717264539
Not OP, but at what point does it stop being worth it?
Thinking about all the time, money and effort I put into past relationships, just for some pussy and company, I regret it.
I could have literally thousands of dollars more in my wallet right now if I just chilled by myself.
Now I understand when anons say prositutes are cheaper than girlfriends. They are.

>>717264375 (OP)
KWAB, kill yourself fucking sissy.

>>717264942
>minthara/shadowheart/pc evil lesbian polycule
hell yeah it's gay

>>717264880
I do and it's downloading as we speak (SADLY).

>>717264942
there she is

>>717264375 (OP)
its a good game

>>717264375 (OP)
It's fun in a jank way if you're doing co-op, just don't expect to be invested in the story or mechanics.

Also Grounded is kino.

I bet OP's girlfriend has a bigger cock than him

>>717264375 (OP)
Assuming she does exist, you didn't have to buy it. Just tell her what you splurged on this thread you coward. Money is tight so enjoy the shit we already brought. You also sound like a twat so maybe one of you will get sick of the other and this wont be an issue for long.

>>717265208
>if you're doing co-op, just don't expect to be invested in the story
Huh? But I thought the story is what everyone praises

>>717264375 (OP)
It's good if you like story,

Other than that, if you're not used to the gameplay, it can be miserable

The sex scenes are fun though

>>717265323
sour grapes ass nigga

>>717264375 (OP)
Stop being a miserable fuck and just have fun playing with your girlfriend.

>>717264375 (OP)
OP is a faggot

>>717264375 (OP)
just have fun with gf? imbecile

you should probably kill yourself my dude

Not worth it, refund while you can

>>717264985
never

women is love
women is life
a life without women is not a life worth living

>>717265759
youre getting zero pussy bro i can tell

>>717265578
Why does God, the IRL dungeon master, keep putting LGBT content in the world..

>>717264985
>having to spend money for girlfriends
Never spend a dime for a bitch until you're both serious about it, anything spend must be for your own enjoyment too, otherwise ATMs are down the block, hoe.
I have a friend who went to trade school with a real good job that helped a bitch for her rent at uni, she cucked him for some hippie with a rich dad, they just don't reason like we do man, you gotta never invest too much until they sort themselves out and even then you gotta remind them of all their bullshit everytime they try to put you down.

>>717265853
I get pussy but I pay quite a lot for it
I have spent over $4000 in jewellery on my girlfriend since january
Its just those things we must do as men

>>717264375 (OP)
I liked BG3 but dude shut the fuck up you fucking tranny bitch. I don't give a shit about your mental illness.

You're already a bitching retard who is mind broken over 60 euros so you're gonna be a miserable faggot about it regardless
>t. 500 hours in the game

>>717265578
>127 hours at review time
>played 100 more hours

>>717266070
>early access
>Checking up on the investment
If anything it makes me believe he knows what he's talking about.

>>717266070
I never understood this
>Do not play the game, it is absolute dogshit!
>Time played: 692 hours

>>717266454
It's quite easy to understand once you realize some people are able to snap out of conditioning and manipulation. For example, I believed I was "having fun" playing over 2000 hours of MOBAs in my life, but then I realized everything about the genre is actively hostile to the player as a person and never looked back again.
You're still stuck in the 85-115 IQ paradigm of "like" vs "dislike".

>>717264375 (OP)
Bro you have a girlfriend, and you are whining about $60?
Imagine having to pull 30k out of your ass for a wedding, 10k for a wedding ring, hundreds a month on clothes, purses, and all that shit, CONSTANTLY. The cost of getting married alone nears the cost of getting a degree, and the ride never ends my friend.

>>717266651
And you're a retard who wasted 2000 hours in MOBAs before you realized they were dogshit

>>717266651
>you spent over 2000 hours playing a dogshit genre
>i'm the brainlet

>>717264375 (OP)
I play pirated Minecraft with my gf, its free

>>717266838
>Imagine having to pull 30k out of your ass for a wedding, 10k for a wedding ring
I'm not an american. That sounds absolutely insane and unfeasable to me. If my gf found out I spent 30k on a wedding and 10k for a ring, she would leave me ASAP. Both of us combined do not even have 10K.
>hundreds a month on clothes, purses, and all that shit
I'm afraid that is true, but not on clothes and purses, but on take-out food and activities.

>>717264375 (OP)
>doesnt know one of the most marketable games
>pretends he has a gf
Stop lying you fagg bait used to be believable

>>717266970
Good for you.
My gf is scared of pirating and streaming. You can't talk to her about it rationally. I explained to her multiple times
>Look, you do not have to pay a single cent for movies or series, you can just stream them and literally nobody cares, it's an unenforcable grey-zone and literally nothing can happen to you legally, you can just DO it.
>But it feels wrong! Come on, please also get Netflix so we can watch together!
Feels bad man. Completely mindbroken by her normie friends and corporations.

>>717264375 (OP)
My gf hates fags and troons like you OP, enjoy your gay larianslop

>>717267025
Of course I fucking know the game. But when a game ONLY has positive reviews that absolutely dickride the game and the developer and everyone and their mom shills it, something seems off to me, because the average consumer is a fucking retard. It's like with Zelda Breath of the Wild. EVERYBODY was shilling it like crazy, the Nintendrönes said everything under a 9/10 was blasphemy, then I tried it, and it's absolutely dogshit.

Its shit. The gameplay is shit, its an extremely bad CRPG. The story and character character writing are shit. It doesn't have much political bullshit but why would you care, the game is shit.

>>717267307
Yeah, its exactly the same as BOTW in that regard

>>717266842
>>717266882
Yes? You're allowed to become smarter in life. Though clearly you still haven't if >>717266454 is still puzzling to you.

>>717264375 (OP)
>gf buys the game for me
>Spend most of the time taking off characters clothes and making fun of them making them shapeshift into gnomes and orcs and shit
>They bug the fuck out in cutscenes hilariously because they're shapeshifted into a dwarf
>Shadow hearts voice coming out of an ugly naked dwarf just flinging limbs all over the place
>Lizard woman has some freak underwear that gets fed to a dog

The correct way to enjoy the game

>>717266991
Yeah in America everything in life boils down to, "how much money can you present at one time to accomplish the following task?"
If you are not willing to present the large sums constantly to move forward then others will regardless of cost, so living in America is kinda like getting dropped in the pvp zone

>>717264375 (OP)
>my GIRLFRIEND blablablabla
wow great thread

>>717265982
Kys in the most brutal way you pathetic low life subhuman tradcuck simp women worshipper

>>717267654
I didn't need to ever stop being a retard

>>717267816
chill nigga its not that deep lmao
i can tell you get absoluitely zero pussy but listen to 3 hours of "redpill" or "MGTOW" content daily
damn
sad ass nigga

>>717267941
I get plenty and you get nothing

>>717267941
>today I will go onto the video games board, brag about spending fiscal currency on a talking vagina, and deride anybody who disagrees with my newfag ass in any way whatsoever
i bet this post will get tons of upvotes on /r/4chan, brother!!!

>>717267941
If you spent $4k on jewelry for a girl you are not even married to and do not make at least 300k or something then you are a gigasimp

>>717267941
Not that anon but if you're dropping 4k in 6 months on jewelry you are absolutely getting scammed bro

>>717264375 (OP)
>I would just pirate that shit if I ever felt interested in playing but NO, she has to play it COOP with me.
The pirated version works in co-op even with legit copies
You spent money for no reason
Haha.

Just try to kill everyone and rationalize it and if she doesn't believe you then convince her she's crazy. Have fun with it.

>>717265971
This is good advice.
I have found a lot of wisdom in listening to pimps on youtube.

>>717268048
To be fair OP is kinda inviting this kinda shit when he opens the thread crying about spending 60 euros on a video game to play with his girlfriend

>>717264375 (OP)
If you're bleeding money why would you buy anything non essential. Shut your girlfriend up

>>717268186
REALLY!?
OP here.
Are you 100% certain? If yes, I would refund that shit immediately. It's still downloading, so my playtime is under 2 hours.
I would be using this version off of rutracker. I always assumed torrented games won't work on multiplayer.

>>717264375 (OP)
>toxic positivity
You are the biggest cuck in existence.

>>717264375 (OP)
Lose the girl

>>717264491
OP LARPers: BTFO.

>>717268372
>Are you 100% certain
Yes, I played a campaign for months with friends that had the paid game. Matchmaking won't work but there's a LAN/Direct Connect feature.

>>717268372
>I always assumed torrented games won't work on multiplayer
wew lad the clouds are about to open up for you

>>717264375 (OP)
If you're going in that negatively, you're probably not going to enjoy yourself.
>I am BLEEDING money
You have a gf. What did your expect?

>>717264375 (OP)
3/10

>>717265759
Roastie hands wrote this post.

>>717265971
Being fair: Men are just as trash about that.

>Travel to meet another dude
>"Oh but I'm in love with someone else. :) It's a woman because I can't nut up against society like you homos."
Magneto was right to annihilate the straights and "straights."

>>717268486
>>717268372
The direct connect function works as long as you both have the same version

if you knew what its like to bust a fat nut into the hot, tight, wet pussy of a cute female that loves you you'll shut up real quick
that shit is the closest thing to doing crack i imagine
after i got a blowjob so crazy the room started spinning and cumming inside a girl so crazy i almost passed out i knew that shit was over for me bruh

>>717264375 (OP)
oh shut up you overdramatic queer

>>717269036
important info: i live in the philipines
i can imagine the average western roastoid is so blown open jerking off feels better than that hotdog-in-hallway feeling you get from a whitey

>>717264375 (OP)
Post girlfriend with a timestamp next to a monitor displaying both BG3 and Grounded with just above 3 hours played in your Steam account.

>>717269036
>t. 16 years old
masturbation feels better and doesn't involve multiple hours of dealing with some bitch

>>717269420
kek

>>717266651
>it took you 2k hours to realise MOBAs are trash

>>717269476
why must you lie like this
we are animals built to breed
mother nature made it feel good to make us do it

>>717269476
It's weird.
Sex with a woman that loves you feels way better than jerking off.
But with all the time, money and effort it takes, just jerking off might be the smarter choice.
You get 80% of the pleasure for 0% of the annoyance all the above takes.

>>717269608
there's no intentionality to evolution
if you disagree with this you're a child, it's as simple as that
ask anyone over 25

>>717269608
>we are animals built to breed
80IQ brownoid take.
I just know you are a negro, mudshit or jeet.
Don't talk like you're human.

so like at this point just play the fucking game OP
if you like it then say so and if you don't then just tell her and maybe try to make aware her buying tendencies aren't the best for you

>>717269874
>t. white cuck who won't breed
why should anybody listen to you

>>717269608
>>717269819
>>717270054
ASK ANYBODY OVER 25
BY THE WAY IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I WILL CALL YOU NAMES
this is totally going on /r/4chan xDDDD!!!

My gf spends more money on me than I do on her. She pays for everything but from time to time I insist to pay for stuff to not feel like a complete asshole.

>>717264375 (OP)
yeah it's really good. I beat it twice. I recommend the dark urge character origin

>>717270131
king lifestyle until she decides to cuck your hobo ass, enjoy it until then

>>717264375 (OP)
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>717264375 (OP)
>have gf
>pic related
Fuck off.

>>717270131
Wish that was me
My gf is in uni and I work, so I have more money (not a lot by any stretch)
I have to pay for everything, sometimes I get a meal or a present, but (and I know it sounds harsh) I lose a lot of money on her.

>>717270131
She is paying for you because in the afterlife you will be her slave...

>>717270348
Why did the thought of that make my cock hard.
Gives me castlevania vampire gf vibes.

>>717270131
>My gf spends more money on me than I do on her. She pays for everything but from time to time I insist to pay for stuff to not feel like a complete asshole.
are you sure thats your gf and not your mom

>>717270117
>seething because he knows it's true

>>717270346
Well that's fair I guess, I'm also in uni and my gf works. I do work part time but still she makes a lot more money.
Probably a good investment for her standpoint as I won't forget the things she does for me once I start working a real job.

>>717270131
How often do you have to get pegged for this treatment?

what would you even spend your money on if not on your girlfriend and your mutual enjoyment?

>>717264985
you are supposed to make children, thats what girls are for. its literally their only purpose of existence.

if you are together with a girl for a decade and just shove money into the relationship and put up with her demands without getting a child out of it, youve done something wrong. thats more pathetic than being an incel.

>>717267941
>I have spent over $4000 in jewellery since January
Do you honestly think that this is healthy? Any guy with an ounce of testosterone will laugh at your face.

>>717270469
>newfag buzzword
>newfag rhetoric
epic!!!!!

>>717270534
That's a dream scenario for me, haha.
I often joke that "I play the long game" and once she has finishes uni and gets a job, she'll have more money than me, which she'll spend on me. (I never went to uni and only have an apprenticeship, so eventually she'll make more money than me)

>>717270714
it's in australian dollars so its really not as much as you think

>>717270714
Just say you're broke. 4k is nothing.

>>717264375 (OP)
It's a good game if you like Dungeons and Dragons, but I haven't played the coop so your mileage may vary.

>>717270837
*laughs*

>>717270658
Food
My Personal Enjoyment
My side bitch

>>717270891
I make 17k a month.
I can afford it.
You can't.

I wipe my ASS with bills of 4000 dollars
Just make money
It is very simple

>>717270965
>I am the only person in the world who makes expendable money
>I will brag about my income on a video game website
lol! (at you not with you)

>>717270658
Video games?

>>717270131
>live in my gf's apartment bc her family has money and real estate
>i only pay for snacks and extra random shit bc her mom buys us food
>work remote from her and she is a neet just chillin on the rent she collects
I swear shes lucky shes fit and hot bc that woman spends hours on forums and weird elder scrolls meme pages.Cant complain i get to save more than some friends who earn more do

>>717270976
4000 dollar bills dont exist.
Unless you count 3rd worlder money.
If yes, go ahead Ranjeed lmao

>>717271189
retard it is a stack of bills worth 4000 dollars...
english is not your strong suit apparently

>>717264759
At a certain point in any relationship holds true following inequality:
Pussy << spare time
Therefore it follows, that time with the pussymaton naturally tends to get minimized.
Our inequality has strong economic implications, but we will discuss this thoroughly in another chapter.

>>717270661
>this faggot cant understand how good it feels to fuck ur gf without a care and watch bad movies while drunk without a toddler fucking ur life up
Dont you worry bro you wont get a kid with ur waifu anyway

>>717271321
>using currency to wipe your ass instead of toilet paper, which was specifically designed for that task and way more pleasant and useful to wipe shit off your asscrack than money bills
brainlet lol

>>717264375 (OP)
just tell her no you humongous cuck doormat holy shit

>>717271475
>using paper to wipe your ass instead of washing it
This nigga walkin around town with shit in his pants.
I'm talking straight DOOKIE in da crack, yo!

>>717271545
He's German, they do whatever women tell them to.

>>717266454
It can be valid. A patch might change things, a game might cater to a specific niche you love despite not being very good, or your friends might enjoy it and make playing it worthwhile despite you thinking it's dogshit on it's own. Fighting games are a good example. Tekken in particular has had some absolutely horrendous updates (completely fucking the balance, adding genuinely broken P2W characters, making people pay for a basic practice mode feature, surprising people with a cash shop + battlepass a month after release when all the reviews have come out and people have already bought in), has little competition in it's genre, has dogshit online that makes it very hard to recommend to anybody who doesn't have the 'tism to put up with it, and my friends still played it before they finally released a patch bad enough.

>>717264375 (OP)
>My girlfriend just made me
the most pathetic 5 words in the english language

>>717271424
yeah thats right as long as you are still in your 20s and its whatever, but then you hit 30 and she hits 30 and then when she is still coming up with excuses as to why its not possible right now, it just feels like a massive waste and sours the whole relationship.

>>717271798
Happy wife happy life, 'innit.
Tell your bitch "No." a couple times in a row and see what happens.
Spoiler: She'll leave you for a guy that'll say "Yes.". Especially when she got a cute face and a fat ass.
Sometimes you'll have to compromise.

>>717272108
these axolotl tanks cannot come soon enough.

>>717272046
Nah im over 30 and i sure as hell dont want to ruin my finances for the kid meme.Im having more fun with my gf doing what we want when we want without brats

>>717271545
why tell her no? bg3 is a fun game and having a gf that is actually interested in games out of her own volition is something incredibly rare. most girls hate the fuck out of games and will look down on you for even considering to play a video game. it really gives them the ick.

>>717272598
>I'm a golem and proud of it
lmao

>>717264375 (OP)
>I would just pirate that shit if I ever felt interested in playing but NO, she has to play it COOP with me.
You can pirate and still play co-op, retard.

>Please tell me it's any good.
It's shit(after 1 act).

>>717272598
>ruin my finances for the kid
you get money for having a kid. there are tons of subsidies and tax exemptions for having a child. some countries will outright give you 500euro "child money" per month. all the immigrants use that scheme to never have to work, they live solely of the child money.

>>717270885
>Pic
Bro, more than half of these spell don't do shit and are not used. It's literally the same shit as the fighter.

Honor mode tips?

>>717272956
Act 1 is also kind of shit, but there's a lot of quite good content among the shit.

>>717272660
>NOT creating a future wageslave and giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to jews for the overall expenses of a child aged 0->18 makes you a golem
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's that, reverse psychology for kikes lesson 1?
FOH

>>717273056
Use exploration XP to get to Level 3.
Always have a cleric.
Always have a bard.
Multiclassing breaks the game in half.

>>717273012
It takes 300-400k to raise a child in the US.

>>717264375 (OP)
She chose the bear, because you couldn't satisfy her. You only have yourself to blame.

>>717273113
Oh, you meant you were 60 when you said over 30? Otherwise, I can't fathom this retarded They Live shit
>the goobermint/joos WANT you to have kids, GOY
>you're helping le system by having children, loser
>not like me, the cool guy who's *checks to-do list* watching marvel movies and eating potato chips till I quietly pass away to make room for more niggers
The other option is that you're simply not white, which would explain a lot.

>>717273063
I feel like the only reason act 1 was any good is because it was in early access.

>>717273224
Can someone explain why people love Shadowheart so much when she is CANONICALLY a cumdumpster?

>>717273194
absolutely not. even a fucking amish with a horse cart can have 20 children. every somali immigrant has 12 children. it costs 0. and the care work you will receive back from them, when they are old is easily worth more than you put in.

>>717273358
That's actually the reason for the bad parts of Act 1 because they used Discord and Reddit for feedback.
But you're also kind of right, the scope of Act 1 is really good, and they clearly used it as a testbed for the game's mechanics, but they spent too long on that and then just rushed the rest of the game (with now ruined characters).

>>717273045
Sacred Flame, Guidance, Protection from Evil and Good, Shield of Faith, Protection from Poison, Warding Bond, Spiritual Weapon, Spirit Guardians, Guiding Bolt, Bless, Healing Word, Mass Healing Word, Aid, Misty Step, Light, Daylight, Command and Hold Person are all useful spells.

Guidance, Spirt Guardians, Bless, Healing Word and Misty Step are some of the best spells in the game and remain consistently useful into the late game, and several of the other spells like Warding Bond, Protection from Poison and Aid make for great camp bitch spells to cast for a boost on Honor Mode.

>>717264375 (OP)
> just toxic-positivity reddit slop
Sorry, but IT IS just toxic-positivity reddit slop with shit ton of faggotory and terrible gameplay

>>717264375 (OP)
It really depends.
If she's the type that lets you fuck about and live with the consequences, it's a pretty good time.
If you'll be save scumming every check, you'll probably want to have something good on your splitscreen

>>717264375 (OP)
It's bad. REALLY bad

>>717264375 (OP)
>please boyfriend, play this bestiality porno with me please please please
Maybe you should buy your girlfriend a dog, anon.

>>717273414
nta. post hand.

>>717266651
>>717267654
>able to snap out of conditioning and manipulation
>You're allowed to become smarter in life.
>played 100 more hours
You fucking dumbass

>>717264375 (OP)
It's gay and lame

>>717267941
I sometimes buy cigs and beer for the 18yo Qt im fucking, im 27 and make over 100k eur in passive income + own a lot of prosperity. Ur a retard

>>717273736
What point is that webm supposed to make? The person playing is retarded.

>>717273917
Property*

>>717273943
THE GAME is retarded

>>717273917
>+ own a lot of prosperity
Shitskin doesn't even know English. Congrats on fucking some 3/10 bro

>>717264942
Why are people spamming the comments of the dumb lolcow known as dragonirian?

>>717270131
>>717271153
You poorfag cucks are getting cucked and dumped the moment your bitches wisen up. T. Multimillionaire

>>717264375 (OP)
>My girlfriend
Post her tits with a timestamp or you don't have a girlfriend.

>>717274218
I have plenty of much and it is plethora, so to speak in a manor of tender richness.
Tender = money

>>717274218
Cope poorfag Its called autocorrect

>>717264375 (OP)
It is actually quite fun but I'm not interested in playing it co op

>>717270885
Where's the divine smite + crit version?

>>717264375 (OP)
faggot complaining about his girlfriend wanting to spend time with him, just suck cock bro

>>717265759
Simp faggot.