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Anonymous No.717267057 [Report] >>717268629 >>717268640 >>717269067 >>717269207 >>717270275 >>717270353 >>717271721 >>717274571 >>717277038 >>717277869 >>717281373 >>717281691 >>717283462 >>717284576 >>717284958
>"Mr. Anon, you may now make your opening statement."
Anonymous No.717267165 [Report] >>717272940 >>717275815
Nigger
I rest my case, your honor.
Anonymous No.717267168 [Report] >>717273272 >>717277259 >>717283954 >>717284149 >>717284834
look at this
Anonymous No.717267242 [Report]
>became a criminal defence lawyer
>just watch anime and browse /a/ and /v/ all day outside of trials and client meetings
Not too shabby.
Anonymous No.717267897 [Report] >>717268270 >>717268993 >>717274476
Statement.
Anonymous No.717267984 [Report]
This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog.
Anonymous No.717268060 [Report] >>717272818 >>717280415
Uhh... Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.
Anonymous No.717268118 [Report] >>717269229
This can't wait a month!
Anonymous No.717268270 [Report]
>>717267897
this is a black thing, isn't it?
Anonymous No.717268530 [Report]
As we will prove in this judgement, my client has no guilt in any of his actions because he's a tree that has been used to store evil creatures for millenia.
The ones that should be in this trial are those who were too lazy to actually slay the demons and instead sealed em in the same tree.
Anonymous No.717268629 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
women belong to their husbands
her body MY choice.

I rest my case your honor
Anonymous No.717268630 [Report] >>717285172
look at this
Anonymous No.717268640 [Report] >>717269068 >>717269212 >>717273236
>>717267057 (OP)
"if piracy isn't stealing, how can loli be CP?"
Anonymous No.717268993 [Report]
>>717267897
And then he slapped me with his PEEnis.
Anonymous No.717269067 [Report] >>717269197
>>717267057 (OP)
THIS THREAD WILL REACH PAGE 10 THREE MINUTES FROM NOW!
Anonymous No.717269068 [Report]
>>717268640
You see, this is evidence A: the size of the hips
In some of the pictures presented by the defendant, the hip size is indeed extremely unrealistic if not outright impossible for actual real children, so these can't be categorized as CP.

However...
Anonymous No.717269197 [Report] >>717273040
>>717269067
Fucking metal detector stumped me so hard on this case.
Anonymous No.717269207 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
Anonymous No.717269212 [Report]
>>717268640
Sir, before we proceed on with my case, I would like to bring to the attention of everyone the amount of CP government organizations possess.

Now, why would I be charged for possession of CP, if they hold much more, a million times the amount I do?
Anonymous No.717269229 [Report]
>>717268118
BEBEBEBEBEBEBE
Anonymous No.717270275 [Report] >>717271721 >>717275250
>>717267057 (OP)
>"your honor, 14 is legal in this country. i rest my case."
Anonymous No.717270353 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
WHERE IS ACE ATTORNEY 7 CAPCOM

WHERE IS IT!
Anonymous No.717271721 [Report] >>717275250 >>717284037 >>717285538
>>717267057 (OP)
>>717270275
see your honor, if she can PHYSICALLY get pregnant, then my client did nothing wrong, regardless if she's 12 or not. Natural, some might say.
Besides, look at what she's wearing
Anonymous No.717272818 [Report]
>>717268060
Objection, counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative
Anonymous No.717272940 [Report]
>>717267165
fpbp
Anonymous No.717273040 [Report]
>>717269197
Really? It feels like a leap, but when you look at your evidence list what else are you even going to present?
Anonymous No.717273186 [Report] >>717275529
Almost Christmans means it wasn't Christmas
Anonymous No.717273236 [Report] >>717273620
>>717268640
>A drawing of WHAT, counselor?
Anonymous No.717273253 [Report] >>717273698
*clears throat*
Please take a look at my wife
Anonymous No.717273272 [Report]
>>717267168
Haha why do you keep showing that buddy?
Anonymous No.717273620 [Report]
>>717273236
Of a 3000 year old demon, your honour.
Anonymous No.717273698 [Report] >>717274013 >>717282975
>>717273253
Why did they giver her such detailed legs
Anonymous No.717274013 [Report]
>>717273698
They designed her to be the straight man's choice of all the characters. A minority for the fanbase, unfortunately...
Anonymous No.717274097 [Report]
>Ladies and... GENTLEMEN of the jury...
Anonymous No.717274302 [Report] >>717275456 >>717283309 >>717284528
Anonymous No.717274476 [Report] >>717274932 >>717275328 >>717280984
>>717267897
Anonymous No.717274571 [Report] >>717275018 >>717277567
>>717267057 (OP)
Anonymous No.717274932 [Report]
>>717274476
@Carlson Honey they're all lulz
Anonymous No.717275018 [Report]
>>717274571
>Nigga what
Lel
Anonymous No.717275182 [Report] >>717275683 >>717284169 >>717285171
..........mmmmm what should I buy today?
Anonymous No.717275250 [Report] >>717275690 >>717275793
>>717270275
>>717271721
Reminder that Spirit of Justice has a cute blonde loli in wheelchair (perfect for making love) who just lost her father (perfect for making love)
Anonymous No.717275328 [Report]
>>717274476
i'm not gonna fight back....
Anonymous No.717275456 [Report]
>>717274302
>*inhales hallowed chalace*
>"...are we really going to trust this fucking Nipponese in anything he states?"
Anonymous No.717275529 [Report]
>>717273186
I mean folk's where's the lie?
Anonymous No.717275683 [Report]
>>717275182
I had a dream once where this overpriced machine broke and Franny got to eat all the swiss rolls she wanted then went for a drink but it was from the broken water fountain in the same case so she ended up as a giant balloon.
Anyone else?
Anonymous No.717275690 [Report]
>>717275250
I prefer the other loli who lost her dad
Anonymous No.717275793 [Report]
>>717275250
and rayfa armpits
Anonymous No.717275815 [Report]
>>717267165
I came for this post and I wasn't dissappointed.
Anonymous No.717277038 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
>I regret nothing that i have done and would happily do it again.
Anonymous No.717277175 [Report] >>717277698 >>717277921 >>717279308 >>717283139
new update the other day
Anonymous No.717277259 [Report]
>>717267168
this image alone can kill low level judaics
Anonymous No.717277357 [Report]
I rememeber playing AO like a motherfucker back in late 2015 and 2016, kept playing religiously until 2021, good times.
Lupadim is still a faggot btw.
Anonymous No.717277567 [Report]
>>717274571
What is it about chat logs reframed as comic media that just works?
Anonymous No.717277698 [Report] >>717277782
>>717277175
source?
Anonymous No.717277782 [Report] >>717277810 >>717282686
>>717277698
cmon senpai it's not like there's an infinite number of pw porn games
Anonymous No.717277810 [Report]
>>717277782
Perhaps you have a point, my sloth has overtaken me.
Anonymous No.717277869 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
Statement.
Anonymous No.717277921 [Report]
>>717277175
What is this.
Anonymous No.717278120 [Report] >>717281313
I miss her...
Anonymous No.717278254 [Report] >>717278519 >>717280548
When you think about it, taking an 8 year old out of school to investigate violent murders was kind of fucked up
Anonymous No.717278341 [Report]
SEX
Anonymous No.717278519 [Report]
>>717278254
Pearls often show more maturity than most adults in Ace Attorney.
Anonymous No.717279308 [Report]
>>717277175
What the Maya doin?
Anonymous No.717280415 [Report] >>717281157
>>717268060
Anonymous No.717280548 [Report]
>>717278254
She doesnt go to school
Anonymous No.717280735 [Report] >>717281501
This here is chewbacca
Anonymous No.717280984 [Report]
>>717274476
PHILIP BANKS YOU GOTTA KICK THAT MAN'S BUTT
Anonymous No.717281157 [Report] >>717283276
>>717280415
Anonymous No.717281313 [Report]
>>717278120
I miss Bonnie B. Hood too
Anonymous No.717281373 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
I did it. I did it all. I regret absolutely nothing. There is no punishment you can give me that can possibly take away the satisfaction of knowing that I did it.
Anonymous No.717281434 [Report]
AA7 NEVER
Anonymous No.717281501 [Report] >>717283091
>>717280735
NIGGER
Anonymous No.717281691 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
Question your honor, why is it that Jannies don’t get paid for their hardwork?
Anonymous No.717282302 [Report]
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
Anonymous No.717282686 [Report] >>717283082
>>717277782
I only know about Phoenix Drive.
Anonymous No.717282975 [Report]
>>717273698
Takuro Fuse definitely has a legs + feet fetish. Look what he did to Maya.
Anonymous No.717283082 [Report]
>>717282686
How does Maya channel and turn into franziska?? Seems like an oversight if you ask me, did they even play the games?
Anonymous No.717283091 [Report]
>>717281501
I REST MY CASE
Anonymous No.717283139 [Report]
>>717277175
>Phoenix Wright Cuckold Simulator
Tell me at least he gets some action, I haven't touched it after the initial demo
Anonymous No.717283276 [Report]
>>717281157
ayy p can you make me a sandwich
Anonymous No.717283309 [Report]
>>717274302
>*inhales*
>Japan is...le bad
>WE'RE READY TO MAKE A GUILTY VERDICT
It's that easy
Anonymous No.717283382 [Report] >>717283468 >>717284508 >>717284690
Has anyone watched picrel?
Anonymous No.717283462 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
>Okay, ahem.
>Larceny, first degree. It wasn't me, it was the defendant over there.
>The defendant. Anon, 32y male, stole a strap from my kimono, and I want it back.
Anonymous No.717283468 [Report]
>>717283382
Me. It was fine.
Anonymous No.717283954 [Report]
>>717267168
SPBP
Anonymous No.717284037 [Report] >>717284804
>>717271721
Just one more question

DID SHE CONSENT?
Anonymous No.717284149 [Report]
>>717267168
Real men show their police badge, pal.
Anonymous No.717284169 [Report]
>>717275182
Beefy Jerky dude!

>Captcha: AVNGM

It was so close to spelling AVGN
Anonymous No.717284508 [Report]
>>717283382
it's not terrible, honestly
Anonymous No.717284528 [Report]
>>717274302
Anonymous No.717284576 [Report]
>>717267057 (OP)
Bullshit! You're a liar!
This autotune makes me sound like fire!
Anonymous No.717284690 [Report]
>>717283382
couldn't finish it
Anonymous No.717284804 [Report]
>>717284037
https://youtu.be/YmYPxdQpwpQ?si=PMmTkAe3FJ2_Mwgt
Anonymous No.717284834 [Report]
>>717267168
Anonymous No.717284958 [Report] >>717285075
>>717267057 (OP)
JIBUN WO sekai sae mo kaete shimae sou na!
Anonymous No.717285075 [Report]
>>717284958
>then I recognized his penis
Anonymous No.717285171 [Report]
>>717275182
>fucked up vending machine prices become closer to reality the more time passes
grim
how much did these cost in the japanese version?
Anonymous No.717285172 [Report]
>>717268630
I'm so glad AI is replacing "artists" their seething and crying makes me hard
Anonymous No.717285538 [Report]
>>717271721
Look at what she's wearing??