Thread 717269025

There is no other vidya protagonist who had more sex

No true

>>717269025 (OP)
>I have to watch other men have sex
Unironic cuckhold behavior from OP

>>717269247
you can play as a woman too

>called SkyRIM
>can't eat the ass of a dommy Thalmor hottie while she tells me why Altmer are the one true race

>>717269463
skyrim mods have a severe lack of rimming animations

>>717269025 (OP)
Everyone knows Fable protags are getting it on more than any other RPG character

>>717269293
surely that is what OP meant when he posted the male version

I remember someone made a video about how "sexless" elder scrolls games are, didn't watch it but I found this topic odd, do people care this much about dating in their games?

>>717269091
pity (You)

>>717269718
there is no female version though, other then TES Legends young dragonborn card which is not that

>>717269743
baldurs gate 2 opened the flood gates to this shit yes
people expect every RPG to have sex and dating mechanics
people still give new vegas shit that you can't romance in it

>>717269743
>sexless
There's talk about sex and such. It's just not everywhere.
Morrowind especially had a bunch of weird sex shit in the myth books because Kirkbride is a gross degen weirdo.

>>717269803
Thank you ;w;

>>717269025 (OP)
You've posted the wrong version

>>717269743
I don't really care too much about intense romance content and the outright hardcore porno they put in games now, but when devs go out of the way to make a game sexless in a genre that has historically been full of gooner shit (see Fallout 2 especially) it smacks of mass appeal puritanism. It also just makes the world feel fake when the closest thing there is to a sexual tension in a game is a couple of lines of dialogue like "oh I love how you returned my family jewels adventurer, I will marry you" but only after you put on the amulet of safe horny.

Daggerfall and Morrowind both had explicit sexual content, Oblivion was utterly soulless because it was designed for a rating that would sell to ecksbawks teens, and bethsoft has been pretty tame since then. Even the FO4 romances felt weird and inhuman, probably because they were written by sexless hambeasts with pink hair.

>>717269025 (OP)
Vanilla-wise, the Dragonborn has only had sex with two people, his/her spouse, and possibly that Hagraven. Meanwhile the Sole Survivor, Courier and Spacefarer had 4 or more sexual partners.

>>717270680
who did the starborn even fuck, or you just mean the companions which yeah I guess

>>717270760
Yes, he/she can fuck and marry all four Constellation companions, simultaneously if you go for Andreja first.

>>717270848
is that some exploit because I don't remember it, just that cucked companion hated you if you romanced another companion

>>717269865
>baldurs gate 2 opened the flood gates
My nigga, do you even 90s RPG? It's the seminal genre in the realm of horny video games.

>>717270680
>Courier
Aren't pretty much all of the sex options in NV just hookers, Benny, the vault suit girl, and Red Lucy?

>>717271197
doesn't matter, had sex

>>717271012
Not really, she'll even get upset if you do hook up with someone else while you're with her, but you can use Manipulation to convince her to accept it. You just can't start a relationship with her if you're already with someone else

>>717271387
that's neat I guess

>Nerevarine had sex with Almalexia in a past life and can romance a Khajiit
>Lone Wander can have sex with Nova
So The Agent and Hero of Kvatch are the only confirmed permavirgin Bethesda rpg protags?

>>717272132
>Nerevarine had sex with Almalexia in a past life
That doesn't count.
Also, Nerevar probably boned Voryn, too.

Rance

Dressing

>>717271197
And the robot.

>>717272608
They definitely smashed, he practically serenades nerevar.

>>717271387
>There are people on this board right now who have played enough of star shitizen to know the polyamory strats
Grim

Which video-game protagonist has the highest (sexual) body-count? I think Kassandra from AC Odyssey can fuck up to 14 people at once

>>717272132
Skyrim is so devoid of sexuality that the closest you get to sex is sharing the same bed with absolutely no dialogue to imply it's saucy. Also, they can only adopt, which further leads me to believe they are getting totally cucked in a marriage of convenience.

>>717269743
Pretty sure I had titties in my face playing battlespire and hookers were outside of inns in arena/daggerfall
It just got more tame in the 3D entries but in Skyrim my dragonborn got married to a miners daughter and held hands with her and only had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>717273219
I'm not autistic enough to try and count every incidence but in fallout 2 the FemChosen can get fucked a LOT.

>>717273332
>Skyrim is so devoid of sexuality
Maybe from an obvious standpoint, but there are many NPCs in this game involved in secret relationships and extramarital affairs. Also possible incest between Maven and Hemming.

>>717273084
>There are people like this retard posting on /v/ who don't play videogames
Kill yourself faggot

>>717274108
I pirated star citizen and immediately deleted it, unlike (you) a cuck who payed full price for garbage and feels the need to defend "playing video games" as some sort of accomplishment because you regret your 80 dollars of stale piss.

>>717271387
One can only hope that TES6 gives you multiple wives and concubines if it's going to be set in Hammerfell

>>717276661
I wonder how many followers will todd make as now they seem to make them more in depth, but there are 10 races and would suck if one of them will get forgotten

I love that you can get like ten times richer than any king in the game

>>717269025 (OP)
Based, so true, I kneel (never used porn mods in my life)

>>717269743
There's a whole sidequest in Skyrim about shaming a whore that has slept with half the town and uses leather strips and daedric boots to dom people
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Caught_Red_Handed

>>717277645
>there are 10 races
Altmer
Argonian
Bosmer
Breton
Centaur
Dunmer
Falmer
Goblin
Gremlin
Imga
Imperial
Khajiit
Maormer
Minotaur
Nord
Ogre
Orsimer
Reachman
Redguard
Riekling
Sload

Just off the top of my head.

>>717278017
Anon I don't know how to break this to you but I doubt TES6 is gonna feature an Imga follower

>>717278017
playable races as many others game treats as a creature, yes including children

>>717269025 (OP)
with Molag Bal's sloppy seconds

>>717278017
All *mer are the same.

>>717278283
Bosmer are ancient shapeshifting goop monsters pretending to be elves and Orcs are LARP-mers

>>717278170
Imga live in Valenwood so it would be weird if it did.

>>717269025 (OP)
>mods
Not canon, dragoncuck adopts his kids

He fucked twice.

What the FUCK went wrong?

>>717269025 (OP)
every nortubel character had more sex

>>717281943
ESO and Fallout 74

>>717269743
There's a god called the King of Rape and you meet and flirt with one of his rape victims in Skyrim

>>717281943
fallout and starfield
nobody wants bethesda do anything other than TES
also Todd you fuck start selling licence to others to have proper spinoffs