Heh.

>>717271462 (OP)
>130520987.jpg
fake unix timestamp, slide bot thread

>>717271462 (OP)
mama...mia...

>>717271462 (OP)
Mariokeks…

I don't get it.
Is the joke just "cuckolding lmao"?

>>717271847
new mario toss

>>717271847
Plumber’s left sleeve

>>717271819
Mario and Peach were never in a relationship, so how could it be cuckolding?

>>717271847
1) What will happen when everyone is a plumber and you have 1000 people competing for one job, al undercutting each other
2) Who will pay for the plumbing services?

>>717271462 (OP)
Can 100% be canon, Mario and Peach are just friends and nothing else.

I have cuck fatigue

>>717272035
Shut up and plumb, plumbee.

>>717271847
>shittoss
cringe

Here are the 20 most-loved characters in the Super Mario franchise:

Yoshi – 6084 votes
Luigi – 5771 votes
Mario – 5602 votes
Toad – 5514 votes
Bowser Jr. – 5229 votes
Bowser – 4871 votes
Princess Peach – 4727 votes
Kamek – 4653 votes
Waluigi – 4637 votes
Donkey Kong – 4182 votes
Koopalings – 4140 votes
Wario – 4115 votes
Birdo – 4077 votes
King Boo – 3987 votes
Princess Daisy – 3807 votes
Lemmy Koopa – 3592 votes
Toadette – 3464 votes
Toadsworth – 3189 votes
Petey Piranha – 3033 votes
Pauline – 3004 votes

Toads a lot closer than comfort for the fat plumber than most would think

>>717271847

>>717272035
Right, because the image is literally suggesting that the only job besides programmer is plumber. It's totally worth engaging with this premise you invented in your head in a serious way.
I fucking hate you. I hate people like you. I despise being subjected nonstop to your retarded premises and absurd logic. The internet wasn't always like this. I don't know what you are or where you came from, but I despise you with every fiber of my being.

>not learning a variety of skills for when you inevitably need to DIY something.
I havent needed them yet but I am ready

>>717272429
>Yoshi – 6084 votes

>>717272871
The same argument applies
What happens when everyone is working in the trades
The only reason those jobs make good money now is everyone was told to get an education and get a good office job
What happens when everyone is told to go into the trades?

>>717272871
mamma mia!

>>717271462 (OP)
Peach is a princess. King Toadstool tried to marry her off to Bowser to unite their kingdoms, but Peach wasn't having it.
This is why Bowser keeps trying to kidnap her. He's just claiming what was promised.
The Mushroom Kingdom can't openly move against Bowser without starting a war they can't win, but Mario is a 3rd party they can disavow.

>>717272994
Are you at all in any way surprised?

>>717272035
>2) Who will pay for the plumbing services?
Computers don't need plumbing, sorry goyim but actual human money is for actual humans, you can go clean the shitpipes of the other cattle for shiny rocks

>>717273020
It used to be that EVERYONE was in the trades you fucking moron!!! Do you see a shortage of people to fill fake office jobs on the horizon?? What do you think the point of the fucking economy is??

>>717273020
Trade jobs are also quite finite. There are only so many clogged toilets. The tech industry creates jobs out of nothing.

>>717271462 (OP)
Who's the woman tho?

>>717272871
>can't follow an analogy
You have autism and should be genetically culled

>>717272035
What will happen when 1000000 people become coders for a comfy work from home non job but then have to compete with 1000000000000 pajeets?

>>717273020
>What happens when everyone is told to go into the trades?
But they won't cause most office work is women, it would lead women to marriage not trade jobs

>>717273295
What's the fucking analogy??

>>717272293
You better learn how to fetch pails of water.

>>717272516
didnt age well since theyre replacing all the coders with people who dont know how to use a toilet

>>717271462 (OP)
But Bowser is the real bull

This will be her second legal marriage

>>717272172
Brainlet.

>>717273404
see >>717273286
That guy gets it

>>717273520
stop posting this shit

>>717273281
>There are more people now
>You also have to compete against illegals who'll work for peanuts

>>717272035
>What will happen when everyone is a plumber
Your nation becomes New Poland.

>>717271847

>>717273591
kek
Peach expecting her 8th koopaling

>>717273719
>you need to work at twitter because the government is importing bioweapons
see >>717272871

>>717271462 (OP)
>2025
>Mario and Peach can't be couple
The absolute state of Nintendo, jesus fucking christ

>>717274040
She isn't Bowser Jr's mom, but Bowser never said anything about the koopalings

>>717274062
Wrong post?

>>717271847
>tech replaces all the whites with indians, who don't use toilets or wash their hands
Your move

>>717274226
He's autistic, no point talking to him

>>717272871
based

>>717271462 (OP)
We don't see enough women getting cucked and friendzoned

>>717274375
Don't reply to yourself

>>717274226
Right post
>>717274347
Is that why your family ignores you?

>>717272035
Everyone will have to join either the military or a similar government provided humiliation ritual.

>>717274040
PeachXBowser is the most based pairing in video game history

>>717274690
Literally the plot of Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut from 1952. In it USA is fully automated society and the engineer elites are the only actually productive citizens left, but all the people are still forced to either have menial fake jobs in exchange for government funded property, or they have to join the army.

>>717274465
Mario has the Pauline and Rosalina options. Why would he go for basic bitch peach?

>>717274465

>>717275076
Yeah, that was what I was thinking of. I could see it happening desu.

>>717271847
Found it

there is only one thing better than sex
and that is seeing a horny girl get no sex

>>717275554
No.

>>717275554
It's on his sleeves moron

>>717273561
This!

>>717274465
Peach was the one that turned down both Bowser and Mario trying to marry her

>>717276164
Can I get a chinese wife and convince her to use a white woman's eggs because I want white children but I fucking hate white women

>>717273083
Schizo head canon. Either a self insert fag or cuck (worse self insert fag)

>>717273854
Kek

>>717271974
You godamn FAGGOT

>>717275554
that's dickbutt

>>717271847
>pick up a trade!
cool now we're saturated with trades and you're competing with old hands that are already established

one day we're gonna have to have a second new deal for anybody to have a fucking job

america's greatest explosion of arts and humanities and education which is why it's been so maligned and memory-holed by conservatives btw

>>717272035
>What will happen when everyone is a plumber
plumbing service will be very affordable thanks to high competition

>>717279528
Also the plumbing will be immaculate.

>>717273457
Jokes on them, I'm going to make a living fetching Pokemon Creatures.

>>717279528
There is going to be a small group of AI researchers and a billion plumbers fighting for the opportunity to clean their toilets

>>717279528
And the payment will be shit

>>717272035
Nobody wants a brown person in their home, especially not anywhere near their plumbing. It solves itself.
Do you really think somebody would hire a jeet to fix their toilet?

>>717271462 (OP)
Que te comeu atrás do armário!

>>717271847
Its funny how people in trades still tell people to go to college because they sacrifice their bodies

>>717271462 (OP)
Its like what happened to Gadget haha Fuck sake.

>>717271847
>plumber
>for the saar takeover

>>717272429
haha

>>717280041
they tell them to go to college because it wards off competition for a few years lol

>>717280269
weeg won

>>717280208
Nah these people are genuinely honest hard working people, very few of them would use under handed tactics since their whole business relies on customers liking them. These guys really dont want their kids to go through the chronic pain they go through when they get older.

>>717271462 (OP)
Didn't nintendo confirmed that everyone in the mario cinematic universe is a virgin?

>>717273083
gash for a belly button

>>717271462 (OP)
Happy for Toad honestly, his hard work and diligence finally paid off.

>>717281018
>mario cinematic universe
That's like 1 film so far. 2 if you count the original Mario film (aka the actually good Mario film).