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Anonymous No.717277074 [Report] >>717279250 >>717279347 >>717279905 >>717279927 >>717280084
Holy shit how is this GARBAGE so highly praised?
I thought this game was the 2nd coming of christ with how people treat it. Overrated shit.

Literal walikng simulator with janky controls and HOLY SHIT WHAT A BOOORING story i don't wanna read walls of text about every alien's tweets, i play videogames to have FUN i don't wanna redo the same part of a planet over and over to "get all clues" i don't even care about the story

You put some banjo music in some "indie" game and suddenly it's a master piece? Ridiculous.
Anonymous No.717277167 [Report]
>i play videogames to have FUN
didn't land on the sun station award
Anonymous No.717278012 [Report]
>janky controls
It's okay poor little brown boy, it's not your fault you couldn't handle it, your people just weren't made for space travel
Anonymous No.717278751 [Report] >>717278868
Anonymous No.717278868 [Report] >>717279347
>>717278751

He's not wrong tho. You guys can't relate because you're all terminally online losers but people with jobs and lives don't open a videogame to read boring reddit tier walls of texts from aliens telling you NOOOO YOU HAVEN'T FULLY EXPLORED X SHITTY PLANEEETTT GOOO BACKKKK TO SCAN THE WALL AGAAAINNNN
Anonymous No.717279250 [Report]
>>717277074 (OP)
worst ragebait yet. could've removed the redditspacing to make it more believeable.
Anonymous No.717279347 [Report] >>717279648
>>717277074 (OP)
>>717278868
Anonymous No.717279525 [Report] >>717279931
>janky controls
Now see, if you just stuck to criticising the puzzles and story, you'd get away with your bait. But going for literally the best bit about the game makes your bait stand out like a sore thumb. 2/10, no (You) for you.
Anonymous No.717279648 [Report] >>717279931
>>717279347
I'm just below the red line, and I "get" outer wilds. Anyone who thinks the controls are bad is just outing themselves as having undeveloped spatial reasoning. Anyone who wants quest markers is genuinely suffering from a disability.
Anonymous No.717279905 [Report] >>717279995 >>717280180
>>717277074 (OP)
>buuuuurp we have to overthrow space capitalism Morty. Space communism is the only way forward. I’m space riiiiiiiiiick

The writing in this game is so fucking shit. The fact they are making a second one is fucking insane. Also that $80 marked down to $70 shit they did was cringe as fuck. The game is not even worth $70 based upon the turd that was the first one
Anonymous No.717279914 [Report] >>717280976
To be fair, i thought the controls were janky and i just didnt "get it" the first time i tried outer wilds and kind of didnt give it its fair chance because its so unlike anything else I had ever played, but a friend convinced me to give it another chance and eventually it clicked for me and I was unable to stop playing until I finished it. I would give anything to be able to play it again for the first time, because it is genuinely so much fun to explore and discover things on your own. And the best part is that there is no right order to any of the discoveries, you could totally somehow accidentally end up turning off your engines and gliding past the big ass fish on your very first launch (unlikely).
Anonymous No.717279927 [Report]
>>717277074 (OP)
I got bored and used a guide to get through everything kek I didn't realize it was a puzzle game woops
Anonymous No.717279931 [Report] >>717280181 >>717280731
>>717279648
>>717279525
>No no you see instead of holding W until you arrive at planet YOU HAVE TO WAKE 20 MINUTES AND GO SUPER SLOW IN A GAME WITH A 22 TIME MINUTE LIMIT

You guys are pure reddit.
Anonymous No.717279995 [Report] >>717280153 >>717280340
>>717279905
>esl jeet confuses outer wilds with the outer worlds
Worlds and Wilds are not the same word. Learn to fucking read english jesus christ
Anonymous No.717280084 [Report]
>>717277074 (OP)
Low IQ spotted.
Anonymous No.717280153 [Report]
>>717279995
had to read your post before figuring what he was going on about
thought it was a schizo, turns out it's just low effort bait
Anonymous No.717280180 [Report]
>>717279905
God damn you're fucking dumb, huh? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.717280181 [Report]
>>717279931
I also didnt like it at first and often had trouble finding the right balance between trying to land and pilot carefully vs trying to outrun the timer, but then that became part of the fun. Mastery of the controls, understanding how to pilot the ship in a way that wasnt too slow but wasnt too fast.

The game just might not be for you. Thats ok. No need to piss and shit your diaper.
Anonymous No.717280340 [Report] >>717280386
>>717279995
>noooo my game is good and not total dog shit
>I know, I’ll call you esl
>I sure hope I fit in at the kool kids klub that is 4chan

Go back to digg you niggerfaggot
Anonymous No.717280386 [Report] >>717280910
>>717280340
cant even give this a 0/10 for effort. lurk more and then try harder next time
Anonymous No.717280731 [Report]
>>717279931
That's the one that triggers me the most in let's plays, hold w and act confused when you smash into the planet you're trying to land on. Repeat the exact same process, never once stopping to consider why it keeps happening. Some people just aren't made to handle concepts of even this moderate amount of complexity.
Anonymous No.717280910 [Report]
>>717280386
NTA but you and others keep responding. For a 0/10 it sure seems to get you posting
Anonymous No.717280976 [Report]
>>717279914
It's fine to think that at first, if you didn't have any prior experience with zero-g movement in other games. It takes time to get used to it. But to not even try to figure it out, to drop the game and simply blame it on the game? Yes, that's on you.