Thread 717277361 - /v/ [Archived: 87 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:32:52 PM No.717277361
Gates
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GATES?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:04:45 PM No.717279662
>>717277361 (OP)
bump
sage
8/4/2025, 8:16:00 PM No.717280490
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:17:01 PM No.717280559
>>717277361 (OP)
BILL?!
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:17:05 PM No.717280567
>>717277361 (OP)
GOBLINS?!
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:18:50 PM No.717280694
YOU BROUGHT GOBLINZ 'ERE
WHERE'S THE FOCKIN' DRUID
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:19:04 PM No.717280715
>>717280559
McFadden
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:20:05 PM No.717280801
>>717280490
That makes it even hotter
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:20:51 PM No.717280839
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GOOLD?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:26:29 PM No.717281272
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>>717277361 (OP)
>TYR?

>>717277361 (OP)
>if you rescue Halsin before confronting Kagha with the evidence you gathered against her
>this means missing out on Zevlor Hellrider's Pride and if she perishes Broodmother's Revenge as well
>if you show the proof to Halsin he just says "the matter is settled already but thanks anyway"
Man, I won't re-do the entire Goblin Camp because of this.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:27:00 PM No.717281319
>>717280490
Is he wrong though?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:31:14 PM No.717281607
>>717277361 (OP)
NIGGA YOU BROUGHT THE OPPS HERE? YOU TRIPPIN PLAYA WHERE'S THE DRUID
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:35:37 PM No.717281918
>5 years
>drag is still hateposting about BG3 on /v/
kek
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:36 PM No.717282939
>>717281918
You sound upset
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:52:31 PM No.717283258
>>717282939
super upset kek
not quite post about it for 5 years on /v/ upset though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:59:21 PM No.717283739
>>717277361 (OP)
>GATES
You brought bill here?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:00:14 PM No.717283819
>>717277361 (OP)
Context?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:01:06 PM No.717283883
>>717281272
I swear, their quest structure is idiotic. They put 80% of the work into act 1, that's like 20% of the main game. Ridiculous. Can't wait for larian to cancel their second game in development (again).
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:02:29 PM No.717283986
>>717283819
I think it's a reference to the Bane? meme, but not positive
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:04:06 PM No.717284117
>schizo amalgams every single poster who ever shat on his holy cow of a game into one person
>again
>Projects his own behaviour onto the amalgam
>Again
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:05:07 PM No.717284187
>>717284117
>trying to shift things onto multiple people when it is known that it is, in fact one guy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:08:31 PM No.717284425
Has anyone tried 5e spells or even pf2e spells for bg3?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:14:12 PM No.717284829
Why do the known schizos always pretend that it's everyone else that's a schizo making up some random name after they expose themselves?
It's so damned weird.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:14 PM No.717286171
>>717280559
>BILL?!
https://youtu.be/KiuO_Z2_AD4
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:30 PM No.717286190
>>717283883
It's weird as they've generally done a great job with reactivity in Act1. Hellrider's Pride is especially baffling as you can trade for it when you first meet Zevlor but not afterwards. At least I remember seeing it in his inventory once then it just disappeared.

>that's like 20% of the main game.
What? That sounds excessive. I'm about to start Act2 soon and I was under the impression that BG3 is heavily front-loaded. I heard about Act3 being half-finished and whatever but that sounds like business as usual for Larian.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:38:24 PM No.717286375
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>>717280839
But what of good Solonius
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:40:15 PM No.717286494
>>717286190
>I was under the impression that BG3 is heavily front-loaded

It's not, but most 4channers don't even play video games. Acts 1 and 2 are the first half of the game. What party are you using?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:40:29 PM No.717286508
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>>717280490
>OK imagine doing X
>BUT I DID NOT DO X??
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:44:36 PM No.717286787
>>717286375
based soloniusposter
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:44:56 PM No.717286815
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TENCENT?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:46:19 PM No.717286916
>>717286508
the dragonain guy is an idiot for sure, but Orin in BG3 shifts into looking like a child.
The issue is there is not a humurous way to utilize that. Her turnign into a chlid and rping Tav/Durge would certain be an example of one of the Dark Three's chosen doing something fucked up, but would be a bridge too far even for Larian. They apparently cut a very dark ending for Durge where as punishment Bhaal turns Durge into a mindless monster fucking all kinds of beasts to produce new Bhaalspawn against his will. Within the parameters of how fucked Bhaal is, but a tad too far even for BG3 to portray.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:49:49 PM No.717287137
>>717286508
>durr druids cant do that!!
Irrelevant. In DnD people can take the form of children using magic if they choose to. Orrin does it in game.
If fucking a druid transformed into bear is not bestiality, then fucking orrin when she is in the form of a child is not pedophilia or child abuse.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:50:39 PM No.717287203
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>>717286916
>Orin in BG3 shifts into looking like a child.

That only happens if Yenna is kidnapped. I'm not sure how the game decides who gets grabbed.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:54:10 PM No.717287449
>>717287137
In DnD, no they can't. The text of the spells is very specific in the types of forms they can take and size requirements.
But in any case, that's not important because BG3 takes liberties anyway.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:54:42 PM No.717287484
>>717284425
I use Mystra's Spells (which is just a more expansive version of 5e Spells) and it's great, especially when you use Combat Extender to add the new spells to enemies.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:14 PM No.717287667
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JOURNAL?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:01:07 PM No.717287939
>>717287137
Nope, there is a limit to how much your size can change if its into a human form.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:04:47 PM No.717288224
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>>717277361 (OP)
YOU BROUGHT SOLIDS HERE
WHERE IS THE FLUID
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:08:17 PM No.717288478
>>717287939
>there is a limit to how much your size can change

What is the limit? Because in BG3, you can Enlarge or Reduce Person. Plus, you can change your appearance with Disguise Person. Also, there's a magic mirror. There seems to be no limit when it comes to humanoids.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:10:50 PM No.717288664
I can't get in to BG3. I must've spent at least 20 hours just creating different characters and going through parts of Act 1. The furthest I got was beating the swamp witch who can take your eye.

I feel like I always just get fucked over by random shit in combat and I cant tell if thats meant to be part of the appeal that just doesn't gel with me.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:11:20 PM No.717288695
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>>717277361 (OP)
Gay sodomy with mythical creatures.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:11:38 PM No.717288721
>>717288478
they're talking about DnD since you mentioned "in DnD". It's different than how it's handled in a number of cases than BG3.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:12:09 PM No.717288767
>>717280839
YOU LED THE JAFFA HERE?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:13:11 PM No.717288843
>>717288664
Part of the appeal of the combat is working with the failures that happens in combat, and even any narrative failures you accidentally encounter.
It's not going to be everyone's cup of tea, and there's actually a rather large number of people who will save scum narrative if it doesn't work out exactly how they want.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:13:44 PM No.717288873
tfw you lead goblins here_thumb.jpg
tfw you lead goblins here_thumb.jpg
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>>717277361 (OP)
>he actually led goblins to the gates
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:34 PM No.717288948
>>717281272
>Let aradin punch zeze
>Steal hellrider's
>Save grove and kagha is alone
>Knock her up (non lethal) and grab broodmother's
That's me, i'm the lawful good murderhobo
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:15:08 PM No.717288992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-tCtb2EoZE&list=RDr-tCtb2EoZE&start_radio=1
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:15:52 PM No.717289032
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>>717288948
>Let aradin punch zeze
>Steal hellrider's

This is me 100% of the time, but I do the punching. The gloves are too good.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:16:26 PM No.717289061
dead goblin storage
dead goblin storage
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:17:50 PM No.717289141
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>>717286494
Huh, good to know. I expected Act1 to be the most polished and have the most content, so if there's more coming than what I anticipated that's good news. Even if this rodeo will take a while as I usually do completionist playthroughs (as much as it's possible due to RP choices).

>What party are you using?
I'm using everybody on rotation minus Minthara (got killed as an RP choice/saving her for a 2nd run) and Astarion (100% redundant next to my Open Hand Monk with Urchin background). Finished the Creche with Lae'zel/Wyll/Gale and now I'm in the Underdark with Karlach/Shart/Gale. I'm against hot-swapping so if I pick a team I'm rolling with them until I finish the quest/area in question. I'm also trying to experience the the most unique interactions but this is my 1st run, so aside from a quick "who to bring where" research I avoid spoilers like the plague.

As for Act2 Shart's spot seems to be fix (heavy involved thematically and her class must be super-useful in a cursed land), the former is true for Halsin while he finally provides an alternative to Gale as an Arcane Caster, and Wyll is just way too involved due to the Duke. I know Karlach also has bits here and there but I'll only able to squeeze her into the party for minor areas, especially that I'm playing a super-fun Throwing Barbarian build so she's essentially a ranged DD. I plan to neglect Lae'zel through the whole Act unless her Personal Quest pops up. Gale's usage will depend on how efficient is Halsin in his role; I don't expect miracles but where else would I be able to use Halsin? So this is the plan.

>>717287667
>JOURNAL?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:54 PM No.717289956
>>717289141
>I'm using everybody on rotation

I wouldn't do that. I like using one party for the whole game. The only acceptable switching for me is switching a character for Minthara or Halsin, considering they only join in Act 2. The next time I do a new run, I'm going to swap Karlach for either Minthara or Halsin, because I'm not a fan of Karlach. My ideal party is Shadowheart/Lae'zel/third person.
Did you do all the optional stuff in Act 1 regarding Shadowheart and Lae'zel? Like...
>giving Shadowheart the Noblestalk
>two different Githyanki discs can be found in Act 1
>visiting Grymforge and giving SH the statue
>going to the Creche for Lae'zel's storyline
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:16 PM No.717290273
>>717289956
I notice you said you visited the Creche, so I guess that answers the 4th one. I always do the Underdark before the Creche because disc 1 is at the Arcane Tower in the Underdark. I like to show the disc to the guy at the Creche and then he gives me part 2.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:35:08 PM No.717290407
>>717288478
Basically in actual DND when changing into a human, you can't specifically turn into a particular form. You need to become a "generic" average human, and you can't change how short or tall you are by too much.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:37:29 PM No.717290576
>>717290407
>in actual DND when changing into a human, you can't specifically turn into a particular form

Thanks for letting me know. I thought this thread was about Baldur's Gate 3, so I didn't expect people to be talking about something else.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:37:31 PM No.717290580
i really like drunk monk, even if it is strictly worse open palm
the animations make me smile :)

was also surprised with how much i enjoyed playing arcane archer, thought it was just gonna be another boring warrior subclass
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:03 PM No.717290623
Yenna
Yenna
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>>717287449
>>717287939
>shills still didn't play their own game
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:36 PM No.717290656
>>717290580
>was also surprised with how much i enjoyed playing arcane archer

Did you use Banishing Arrow? That's the best one you can use. Seeking is really good too because
>it can't miss
>your whole party's hit chance is doubled
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:39:30 PM No.717290729
>>717286375
>not goold solonuis
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:39:38 PM No.717290737
>>717288948
>Knock her up
Mmmm yes
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:39:39 PM No.717290738
>>717280559
>>717277361 (OP)
LIGMA BALLS LMAO GOTTEM

>>717280567
>>717280694
GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ LMAO GOTTEM

>>717283819
YOU CONTEXT ME FO A PIC A DEEZ NUTS LMAO GOTTEM
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:40:15 PM No.717290775
>>717290656
I mainly used seeking and blinding 'cuz advantage, guess i should give banishing a try
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:41:09 PM No.717290853
>>717290623
Halfling
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:41:17 PM No.717290864
>>717290775
>guess i should give banishing a try

It's better the harder the fight is. Like, if you're fighting 3 ogres, you can Banish one and then it's just 2 ogres. They don't die, but you're lowering the difficulty of the fight.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:43:32 PM No.717291026
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>>717290853
You REALLY didn't play your own game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:43:55 PM No.717291053
>>717290623
>A changeling gains no mechanical benefit from their disguise. As suggested in the comments, I could imagine granting a Stealth bonus to a naked changeling who wants to shift the color of their skin to hide in a snowbank, but the key points there are โ€œnakedโ€ and โ€œsnowbankโ€ (IE, not a complex background). A changeling can make it LOOK like they have sharper teeth or claws, but this doesnโ€™t actually give them natural weapons; itโ€™s a deception. Essentially, it is a form of disguise self, NOT alter self.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.717291079
>>717290576
nta, but you yourself said "in DnD" when talking about all that
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:44:24 PM No.717291087
>>717277361 (OP)
WE WUZ

RUNNIN, FOR OUR LOIFS!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:45:04 PM No.717291129
>>717291079
>you yourself said "in DnD"

Did I? Link to the post that you think I made, and I'll prove that it's not mine. Every post I've made in this thread has been about BG3.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:45:22 PM No.717291160
>>717290623
Why'd you quote me? You proved my point. You can't in DnD, but BG3 takes liberties.
Is this the ruski schizo people talk about here?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:45:27 PM No.717291172
>>717291053
So she can look like a child just like a druid can look like a bear
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:30 PM No.717291248
solonius
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>>717286375
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:43 PM No.717291267
>>717291129

>>717287137
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:47:05 PM No.717291297
>>717291172
Yes, but in the rules sort of like what happens in-game when you expose or attack her, the disguise poofs and can't physically do much.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:47:19 PM No.717291314
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>>717291267
Here you go.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:07 PM No.717291378
>>717288664
>I must've spent at least 20 hours just creating different characters and going through parts of Act 1
I've done this before on lots of other WRPGs. Common mistake leading to burnout before you get invested in the story. The best thing to do is just pick a build that seems fun, even if it's boring or basic, and play through the game once for the story on a normal difficulty. Then once you have a good feel for the game, you can go nuts with build autism and go for a "perfect" playthrough way more easily. I still regularly have to remind myself of this when I play RPGs that have any kind of permanent builds/choices so I don't restart and then never end up finishing.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:49:33 PM No.717291476
>>717291314
>Ha ha! I'm not the faggot you were responding to!
>I am the faggot that inserted myself into a conversation without knowing what it was about, though.
Oh, that changes everything.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:11 PM No.717291525
>>717291267
Read the chain anon.
It was stemming from the post linked.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:46 PM No.717291572
>>717288664
>I can't get in to BG3
Nobody cares
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:49 PM No.717291579
>>717291476
Yeah, I wrongly assumed this thread wasn't full of two digit IQ shitskins and they'd talk about the game that the OP image is from. I'm changing you sub-humans from existing to 90% auto filtered section. Enjoy your existence.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:12 PM No.717291604
>>717291525
meant for >>717291314
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:16 PM No.717291687
>>717291579
This is a really weird way to act after being embarrassed you made an idiot of yourself, anon.
Need to learn to man up a bit.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:37 PM No.717291716
>>717281319
I like that anon that phrased it like so:
>Bear druid is beastiality but not animal abuse, as the druid is sapient and consents
>Child polymorphed shapeshifter is pedophilia but no child abuse as the shapeshifter is sapient and consents
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:12 PM No.717291753
>>717291314
Leave the solonius replier out of this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:32 PM No.717291776
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>>717286508
Ahem
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:24 PM No.717291974
>>717291716
It's not even about that really, it's about whether it works as a joke or not.
Taking the form of a large bear is funny, because realistically it could never happen because a bear would maul the smaller human if they tried.
A druid turning into a little kitten would not be funny, because then it models animal abuse (even if it technically wouldn't be)
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:29 PM No.717291981
>>717281272
What was that about Kagha? I'm on my first playthrough. I got the evidence, but I was saving it for later, when I got the old head druid back. Should I not do that?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:51 PM No.717292013
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>>717288695
>sodomy
don't be unoriginal, all the sex happens in the brain
essence merging might be the hottest/purest form of sex
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:58:46 PM No.717292170
>>717291974
>it's about the joke
i agree, but the thought experiment is also fun to discuss sometimes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:29 PM No.717292215
>>717291776
God I love evil women
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:48 PM No.717292407
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md5: 1e211caad7aadce51eb62f4130fee247๐Ÿ”
>>717289956
Sounds like a plan. Unfortunately it's not too viable for me as my 2nd run will be an Evil Durge with Minthara as the only companion and love interest. It sounds like a match made in heaven. I'll cover whatever I missed on the 3rd run with a full party again on a higher difficulty.

>>717289956
>going to the Creche for Lae'zel's storyline
Fully done. Too bad I let her in the Zaith'isk first and auto-failing all 3 checks made her retarded.
>>two different Githyanki discs can be found in Act 1
Found them.
>giving Shadowheart the Noblestalk
>visiting Grymforge and giving SH the statue
My last save is literally outside the area where you save Baelen. I'm about to harvest a Sussur Bloom or two for future testing in the Camp, then head back to the Grotto to turn in multiple quests. Then only the Grymforge should be left from Act1. (Correction: as immersion breaking it is, I'll have to make a trip back to the Blighted Village to forge the Masterwork Weapon with the Sussur Tree Bark but that's that.) I was wondering how will I able to use the Noblestalk but I guess that's settled then.

>>717290273
The other way is the same, except you have to pick a certain dialogue option to make the kid give the disc up. Then the game reminds you in the Arcane Tower that you've seen one before. Even if you don't find the Decryption Disc nearby Lae'zel could translate it for you.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:02:02 PM No.717292428
>>717292215
But she's got to smell disgusting. That's literal human flesh as clothing, unless I remember incorrectly
Replies: >>717292604 >>717292768
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:25 PM No.717292604
>>717292428
>unless she procures new flesh fast enough so that her clothes barely get time to rot
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:50 PM No.717292768
>>717292428
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oLPENOC8OCk
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:05 PM No.717292785
Dame Aylin is possibly the worst written character in history of RPGs.
Replies: >>717293487
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:56 PM No.717292853
>>717291974
It's the same.
Also did you miss all the pedobear memes? It's much funnier.
And lolis are also cute.
Replies: >>717293019
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:17 PM No.717293019
>>717292853
Not really. Pedobear is funny because the idea of a lovable child mascot being "pedobear" is ridiculous to the point of being very funny.
Simply having a druid turn into a child in the exact same scenario as how they did the bear would not be funny. You'd have to change the scenario of the scene to make it funny, which might be possible, but I can't think of how off the top of my head.
Replies: >>717293201
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:11:34 PM No.717293125
Reminder that the local nameschizo is an actual /v/ mod
He clings to the position in hopes to be a trend setter, that's why you keep seeing non-stop woke game shilling - a desperate attempt to sell a woke success story where there is none
You can see literal chatgpt bots keeping those threads alive to simulate activity
He himself uses ai to avoid being noticed (rephrasing his usual shit) but if you know his behaviour pattern you will notice him even when he's not crying about any of his boogeyman or playing samefag theatre of calling himself Eric and being angry at it
If you've ever been called Dragonirian/brony/russian when you disagree with some shit take on literally anything - congratulations, you have upset a /v/ mod and you can get banned if you continue on
Usual tactics:
- samefag pretending to be a collective of "anons" hunting the boogeyman, will accuse you of either being him or a white knight if you call it out
- spamming the same exact stolen valor ER webm
- posting links to porn into threads he dislikes himself for immediate pruning
- random rangebans when you agree with some other anon against him, for he has a need to think that only one person holds the "wrong" opinion
- said rangebans are instantly lifted if they happen to be in the 'eckers ban evasion tool range, so there is a real possibility nameschizo and 'ecker are connected or even the same person, and it would explain why those shit threads are allowed to stay for as long as they are
- seems to be posting porn to /v/ catalogue the moment he gets btfo'd in an argument
- tries to give you a fake report ban when you use 4chan feedback to report this shit. It doesn't stop you from sending more feedback
- if you dare say any game is better than his current shilled one he will be hunting its threads as "generals" and prune them like he did with Elin just because some fag dared to say even a sprite based game looks and plays better than the turd that is bg3 (correctly, btw)
Replies: >>717293832 >>717293835 >>717294052
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:11:42 PM No.717293137
>>717291981
That's precisely what I did and while the quests concluded just fine I didn't get any rewards. So you should return to the Grove and confront Kagha BEFORE rescuing Halsin from the Goblin Camp. That's it.

Technically the core issue is stopping the Ritual which can be done by a) killing Kagha, b) confronting her w/ the evidence, c) bringing back Halsin. So you can see why it's implemented this way but it's still BS.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:35 PM No.717293201
>>717293019
Easy, actually
Imagine
>You're durge
>The unhinged corrupted version
>You sister Orin tries to dominate you
>You fight bare handed
>As you hit her she transforms into her different forms
>one of them is the girl she used to sneak into your camp
>you, as a player, choose to not hit her
>as this weakness is shown, orin decides to get a hold of you while still using the loli form
>she's fully modeled, but some creative angles may be used
>heavily implied sex
>but camera pans to Astarion who comes out from behind a tree, sucking blood from a squirrel
>he sees you and drops the squirrel in pure unfiltered astonishment
Peak comedy
Replies: >>717293280 >>717293379 >>717293889
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:34 PM No.717293280
Has anyone tried the spell mods?
>>717293201
>>You're durge
Aborted the run after 2 hours. Edge lord feels nothing like the child of murder in bg.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:36 PM No.717293282
>>717280490
It's bestiality because you're fucking an animal, regardless of having a human mind. If a druid transformed into a child, it wouldn't be abuse because there's no one being exploited or taken advantage of.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:14:16 PM No.717293331
>>717277361 (OP)
YOU BROUGHT BILL GATES HERE?
WHERE IS STEVE JOBS?!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:14:57 PM No.717293379
>>717293201
Anon, that's not funny unless you're literally a pedophile.
This isn't that drag guy from Steam again, is it? Was told he was a pedo and trying to push this weird angle.

In any case, pedobear isn't even an orignial 4chan idea anyway, it's based off Sexual Harassment Panda from South Park when ti aired in the late 90's. Pedobear is just a tad more extreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_XoAVvbQg
Replies: >>717293543
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:18 PM No.717293487
>>717292785
untrue if you count skyrim or oblivion as RPGs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:53 PM No.717293543
>>717293379
And your shit is not funny unless you're literally a zoophile, and people have been telling you that, but you have been coping.
Replies: >>717293696
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:18:22 PM No.717293658
When they talk about massive success of this game remember that actual sales are actively hidden.
Shills will tell you Larian is a le private company as an excuse but they are 30%owned by tencent so they have to report sales and the game was made in collab with WOTC, which are publically traded and owned by Hasbro, and on boy do they have to report on sales.
But we hear nothing that is actually officially verifiable by tax services. Only "leaks", "estimates", and an unofficial estimative claim of a CEO who has a history of not actually knowing how much his games sold.
The rest is just
>look they got a record of concurrent players as much as elden ring it means it sold as much!
which is just part of the marketing strategy and a major cope because it's just early access players.
Replies: >>717294279
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:18:55 PM No.717293696
>>717293543
Okay, you're that drag guy from Steam people have been talking about.
No wonder you're so confused about all this and misunderstood the gag. Because you were shown to be an actual pedo, and you look at it the same.
Gross dude. I'm out of this conversation.
Replies: >>717293832
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:38 PM No.717293832
>>717293696
Oh, you're the schizo which was explained here >>717293125
I see.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:39 PM No.717293835
>>717293125
I had a weird interaction one time here and i was debating and more like shitposting against someone who is shitting on the game, we do back and forth replies and the thread is 500+, it reaches page 10, and i wait to have the last word and rekt him, so i did the post nearly before it gets archived, strangely the thread went to page 11 i refreshed and it was gone from page 10, supposed to be archived but it didnt then i got a reply and instantly the thread got archived i realized i was probably debating a moderator lol

it could be a bug though because it didnt happened again, but i remember that one time. that mod really like bioware slop though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:21:31 PM No.717293889
>>717293201
wtf anon, why would you find this funny?
Replies: >>717293994 >>717294083
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:11 PM No.717293994
>>717293889
Because he's a known pedophile. He the schizo from the 2nd reply's image, /v/ looked up his steam profile before. Apparently been doing this for years.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.717294052
>>717293125
How and when did you conclude this? Not saying you are wrong, but merely curious. Thanks for the fair warning.
Replies: >>717294180 >>717294339
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:24:38 PM No.717294083
>>717293889
I do, actually, much more funny than the bear gay zoophile scene, which is just disgusting without the fun factor.
Replies: >>717294241
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:59 PM No.717294180
>>717294052
Observation and caught his bans over agreeing with wrong opinions.
He tries to be careful but he keeps fucking up.
Replies: >>717299536
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:26:58 PM No.717294241
>>717294083
peds deserve to burn you sick fuck
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:27:19 PM No.717294279
1744832513058941
1744832513058941
md5: ac578c3b72ce19750cf27c9cfb3c4919๐Ÿ”
>>717293658
pretty much every source worth their salt shows that bg3 sold at least 10 million, probably closer to 15 million. likewise, we can assume DOS2 sold about 7 million, which makes sense why hasbro chose larian to make bg3. this is across all platforms mind you
trying to deny this as some sort of "marketing strategy" is like pic related
Replies: >>717294728
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:13 PM No.717294339
>>717294052
its the schizo himself lol. its that dude the dumps all his folder in every thread and samefags the loli puke image.
he has low iq which explains why he expects people to fall for such obvious tricks, i mean ofcourse some low iq anons will fall for it, but hopefully they do better and realize they are getting played.
Replies: >>717299536
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:17 PM No.717294348
Kek
He's doing the samefag thing to try to deflect when his very name is right in the images
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:30:45 PM No.717294513
>>717280490
kinda hypocritical to do this "beastiality bad!" gotcha when ur a brony
Replies: >>717296536
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:54 PM No.717294728
>>717294279
>"""Estimations"""
>"""Assume"""
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Go ahead, find Larian's official sales report on DOS2
Replies: >>717294796
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:34:41 PM No.717294796
>>717294728
>but NASA hand drew those on every telescope!
Replies: >>717294954
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:34 PM No.717294862
Screenshot_20250608-113845 (1)
Screenshot_20250608-113845 (1)
md5: 2caacb06de9d4e3d914dd6c1f893d873๐Ÿ”
By the way, reposting the steam posts of this particular user make the schizo mod immensely angry
He even tried hash banning the images lmfao
Replies: >>717296387
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:36:37 PM No.717294954
Screenshot_20250729-141044
Screenshot_20250729-141044
md5: 2a40f4310325d7acc51a592172aa9ded๐Ÿ”
>>717294796
Anon, it's sales numbers for a videogame, it's not rocket science, just do a post like this
Replies: >>717295196
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:58 PM No.717295196
>>717294954
its funny actually, because elden ring and bg3 actually have similar player cou-
>the current theory is that the steam numbers for bg3 are fake and generated by chinese laptop farms 24/7 for 2 years in order to make it appear like a popular game on /v/
oh nevermind, no use arguing with crazy.
Replies: >>717295367
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:42:25 PM No.717295367
>>717295196
Well, no, the peak player count was made by the 3 mil early access players going at it simultaneously, the game was pretty hyped, and we can see the similar pattern with Black Myth Wukong who got 3mil concurrents despite selling exactly like Elden Ring in a month
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:50:30 PM No.717295934
>>717277361 (OP)
WHERE'S THE MF DRUID
Replies: >>717296393
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:56:34 PM No.717296387
>>717294862
Why would posting drago's own posts piss off drago? He himself is normally the one posting them
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:56:39 PM No.717296393
>>717295934
WHERE'S MF DOOM
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:43 PM No.717296473
>schizo mod is trying the new room temperature iq projection strat
Replies: >>717296626
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:58:26 PM No.717296536
>>717294513
even worse. he's a pedo. which makes it even more weird that he's so wiling to plaster his own name everywhere in association with it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:36 PM No.717296626
>>717296473
Drago's not a mod as far as I'm aware? He's been banned several times
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:00:18 AM No.717296669
>>717277361 (OP)
ive been getting the itch to play again last time was 2 years ago, i forgot a lot of stuff, that's usually the best time to replay
Replies: >>717296834
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:02:33 AM No.717296834
>>717296669
I started up NWN2 Enhanced Edition, and found that it barely had any work put into it at all, and has every single old bug it already had (and itnroduced new ones).
Didn't realize Aspyr was directly involved with it

Probably just going to reinstall BG3 and do another playthrough instead
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:37 AM No.717296907
IMG_20250804_175225_785
IMG_20250804_175225_785
md5: a4cefc1b6c721ee8423d2c89b0d4f168๐Ÿ”
>schizo mod glowie keeps melting down
Here, have another
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:13 AM No.717297082
I don't get it
What is the "drago is secretly a mod" lore about?
Replies: >>717297279
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:53 AM No.717297276
IMG_20250429_234552_250
IMG_20250429_234552_250
md5: 2c9996ee58f339d4a1960f0cd358a9da๐Ÿ”
>he even turned off his chatgpt autoposting
You will not hide your infinite seethe.
I have no idea how exactly you got this obsessed, but it's immensely funny.
Much funnier than bear "joke" will ever be.
Replies: >>717299634
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:56 AM No.717297279
>>717297082
No, he thinks there's a super secret conspiracy with Chinese bots and Tencent who pay /v/ mods to trick people into thinking BG3 was a success, even though outlets already say that. Apparently it all has to coalesce on /v/ for some weird reason.
He's saying this secret mod is personally targetting him, while he's simulataneously trying to claim that this secret mod is making up that he's the one making these posts (thinking he can trick people into thinking that's not his steam account).

It's as retarded as it sounds. Dragon-whatever really is that much of a schizo. He's a known thing when it comes either to Larian or BG3.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:10:48 AM No.717297398
>>717291776
casting geas/quest on Orin and forcing her to do good until she swears off bhaal. add another clause to the spell so that she has to swear to lathander and bear children within the end of the year
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:13:16 AM No.717297575
cialing
cialing
md5: 221ff33a4ea4b80b0bfab14ea1c19f92๐Ÿ”
>YOU BROUGHT BIG GUYS TO THE PLANE?
Replies: >>717297950 >>717299215
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:13:58 AM No.717297626
>first playthrough
>get to House of Hope
>Raphael is supposedly the hardest fight in the game
>already getting chased by his minions on the way to free Hope
Please tell me there will be a way to long rest after I freed her.
Replies: >>717297884
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:35 AM No.717297884
>>717297626
There's a pool somewhere in the house where you can refresh your party as many times as you want.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:18:33 AM No.717297950
>>717297575
kek
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:40:06 AM No.717299215
1747914317130226
1747914317130226
md5: 104917fd875340b99c01e736b247700c๐Ÿ”
>>717297575
>GALE?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:40:11 AM No.717299219
goblin-dandara
goblin-dandara
md5: cf7bbfa08419516cb2351241ee09a7f7๐Ÿ”
GOBLIN?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:45:30 AM No.717299536
>>717294180
>but he keeps fucking up
Consistenly, it seems.
>(keen) observation
Can't fool anon, eh?
>>717294339
Talking about plot twist...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:47:21 AM No.717299634
>>717297276
Off topic, but is chatgpt getting much worse lately? I get the same answers for basically any question.
Replies: >>717299746
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:49:10 AM No.717299746
>>717299634
it can only do so much until it's expended or the corpos start gutting it to try and sell you bits and pieces.
Replies: >>717300882
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:06:33 AM No.717300882
>>717299746
>start gutting it to try and sell you bits and pieces.
Feels like it started already. No chance for the big ai firms to ever get their rnd money back legitimately. The will likely go for government money, as usual.
Replies: >>717304487
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:22:44 AM No.717301885
20250804_113708
20250804_113708
md5: 1745a0d584c6728cc2d68264c4f34316๐Ÿ”
>>717277361 (OP)
I need to breed him
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:27:29 AM No.717302191
1725975448554785
1725975448554785
md5: 9eb4c39440593e8ee51e536ec8fb2897๐Ÿ”
>>717288948
>>717290737
>Knock her up
That was the plan. Too bad it's not possible.
ANGERY.JPEG
Replies: >>717306016
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:02:37 AM No.717304487
>>717300882
It started the second the suits realized people would pay subscriptions to get "AI insights" on which flavor of toothpaste best fits their skin tone. Now it's just a chopped up Frankensteinโ€™s monster behind seven paywalls and some government backdoor. Feels more like steaming processed sludge than anything โ€œintelligentโ€ anymore.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:03:04 AM No.717304521
>>717289061
Works better if there was a slur for Goblins.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:03:53 AM No.717304571
_1818987545503686725
_1818987545503686725
md5: 94a8553985eb531288bf9a34b05a6849๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:04:57 AM No.717304647
1733160210387933
1733160210387933
md5: ab1f2bd7bd3ab71806693d3b3ff7bf88๐Ÿ”
>everyone says "brought"
>he says "led"
Replies: >>717305507
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:19:47 AM No.717305507
>>717304647
>YOU BROUGHT GOBLINS HERE?! DID YOU ALSO LEAVE THE DRUID BEHIND?!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:22:37 AM No.717305689
>>717277361 (OP)
YOURE KILLING US ALL FOR HECKING DRUSSY?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:27:23 AM No.717306016
>>717302191
>That art of her being gangbanged by tieflings
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:53:45 AM No.717307675
>>717277361 (OP)
>this post made me realize the Grove is literally a Gated Community
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:27:20 AM No.717309481
>>717280490
THE SLAYER
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:41:39 AM No.717310254
1689386540323306
1689386540323306
md5: 8a13de0b29ffb55f0fddc76ad4d9f6d2๐Ÿ”
>>717287667
Why isn't that Wojak blue?