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Anonymous No.717277408 >>717277475 >>717277628 >>717278236 >>717278654 >>717280142 >>717282754 >>717283335 >>717284580 >>717285305 >>717288490 >>717289879 >>717293991 >>717294256 >>717295123
Why didn't Alex become as popular a character as Steve did despite being shilled more than Steve for nearly a decade?
Anonymous No.717277475
>>717277408 (OP)
Woman.
Anonymous No.717277628
>>717277408 (OP)
>Alex
literally who
>Steve
literally who
Anonymous No.717277940
Because Steve was the default avatar that was always in the game.
Anonymous No.717278185
slightly on-model minecraft is far too hot to be reasonable
Anonymous No.717278236 >>717282631 >>717282778 >>717284012 >>717284879 >>717285348 >>717286079 >>717286871 >>717289879
>>717277408 (OP)
Added to late to be considered apart of core Minecraft

Not even remotely sexy in game, If you want to goon to Minecraft than you might as well just draw Jenny
Anonymous No.717278356
Neither of them are characters. They have no characterization.
Anonymous No.717278654
>>717277408 (OP)
Because her in-game model looks atrocious
Anonymous No.717280142 >>717282569 >>717282580 >>717283205 >>717289725 >>717297169
>>717277408 (OP)
Alex isn't even a girl, faggot. It's literally just Jeb_. He's a lanky fucker and he wanted an alternate character model that wasn't as chunky as Steve. With the added benefit of being slightly more suitable for female skins, which Steve's model was already capable of accommodating.
And he wanted to take as much of Notch's impact on the game away as reasonably possible, splitting the player base between Alex and Steve was supposed to do that.
Every shitty update to Minecraft since Notch left has either been shitty because the deal they made with the Swedish Ministry of Education over the Education Edition is still hamstringing them to this day, or it's because they're deliberately trying NOT to do things the way Notch would. There's no official mod support, because Notch always intended to add that. It's like pulling teeth to get them to add new automation and redstone features or anything new to the progression tree that isn't a gimmicky sidegrade because Notch would have done that, and they also know he may well start talking about Minecraft again if they add enough autistic automation features such that he gets interested again.

The funny thing about Notch is that he's in a weird middle ground of regretting what Minecraft has become without him and being extremely glad he didn't stick around on that ship until it started sinking. That's where the whole "Minecraft 2" thing came from.
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Anonymous No.717280932 >>717281401 >>717283465
Anonymous No.717281401 >>717281954 >>717282440 >>717282982
>>717280932
why is she holding a censored BBC?
Anonymous No.717281954 >>717282191
>>717281401
I suggest swan diving off the tallest nearest building
Anonymous No.717282191
>>717281954
Is that how someone from your family passes? My condolences
Anonymous No.717282425 >>717285274
For me, it's Howcow in Minecraft:
https://youtu.be/ZwoFtM_JywQ
Anonymous No.717282440
Honestly it was odd to me when I found out your character in Minecraft actually has a name and some kind of lore background. That was probably the starting point of Minecraft going to shit.

>>717281401
Made me lol
Anonymous No.717282569 >>717283064 >>717284785
>>717280142
hi markus
Anonymous No.717282580 >>717283064 >>717284785
>>717280142
Oh hey, Notch.
Anonymous No.717282631
>>717278236
but I like gingers more
Anonymous No.717282754
>>717277408 (OP)
Alex didn't even get added to the game until like 2014 or 2015, right?
Anonymous No.717282778 >>717283096
>>717278236
made for
Anonymous No.717282982
>>717281401
this is make me chuckle sir
Anonymous No.717283064 >>717284162
>>717282569
>>717282580
You know Notch is too autistic and ESL-brained to write something like that, and he'd never admit that he regrets everything but the money he made when he sold Minecraft. The team he assembled to make his niche game for four people, including himself, had to tell him they weren't willing to work on a Minecraft clone and that they were there for Levers and Chests.
For some reason, he thought millions of people would see "Notch announces Minecraft 2" and say "No, I want the weird dungeon crawler with AI art he was making before."
Anonymous No.717283096
>>717282778
Big Blocky Cock
Anonymous No.717283205 >>717284785
>>717280142
You’re fat, old, and bald.
Anonymous No.717283335
>>717277408 (OP)
Groomercore character(that's a good thing)
Anonymous No.717283465
>>717280932
i wish that zombie was me
Anonymous No.717284012 >>717291481
>>717278236
>Not even remotely sexy in game
Disagree
Anonymous No.717284050 >>717284752 >>717285138
She grooms miners
Anonymous No.717284162 >>717284785
>>717283064
I dunno, boss... I read his blog back then!
Anonymous No.717284580 >>717285210
>>717277408 (OP)
Alex sexo
Anonymous No.717284752
>>717284050
Someone please pose the Amelia Bedelia meme with chris hansen peeking in from the corner.
Anonymous No.717284785
>>717282569
>>717282580
>>717283205
>>717284162
I'm not Notch. But if you're going to treat me like I am anyway, I might as well "Leak" some information that may or may not turn out to be true. And deny it on Twitter in either case.

Levers and Chests is probably not the final title. Not unless it gets really popular.

It won't have AI art much longer. It's further along than it looks.

There are some inherently fun and broken things that happen when you try to blend turn based and real time mechanics. Arcanum Of Steamworks and Magick had the same problems, for example.

"Minecraft 2" is still in the pipeline. It's just not coming until well after Levers and Chests.

Titles including WorldForge, Project Successor, and Ancient Parchments have been suggested, but none have been taken seriously so far.

Notch put together a prototype for a system with dynamic voxel scaling for hypothetically infinite detail before the team talked him out of it.

Notch also considered randomly generated capital-R Rogue-Like dungeons to generate in the world, with completely unique mechanics to the rest of the game. Conquering them would grant you special crafting and automation resources you couldn't get any other way. Except Creative Mode, of course.
Anonymous No.717284879 >>717285235
>>717278236
I'm going to regret asking, but WHO the fuck goons to minecraft?
Anonymous No.717285138
>>717284050
That's a good thing!!
Anonymous No.717285150 >>717285387 >>717285824 >>717290036
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.717285210 >>717285414
>>717284580
how come right drawing has visible abs but right model doesn't
Anonymous No.717285235
>>717284879
Me
Anonymous No.717285274
>>717282425
https://youtu.be/rvQw-ALjnRw
Anonymous No.717285305
>>717277408 (OP)
Minecraft himself vs token woman
Anonymous No.717285348
>>717278236
She's so flat. That's hot.
Anonymous No.717285387 >>717285675 >>717296237
>>717285150
I like the Bear Girl.
Anonymous No.717285401 >>717285632
autistic kids grow up to be autistic adults who will never outgrow their attachments and try to adapt it to their adult urges despite how clearly it does not fit
Anonymous No.717285414
>>717285210
Twitter "artist", please understand
Anonymous No.717285632
>>717285401
I think they put too much heavy metals and smart dust into modern day environment. The graphs show rise of autism over the years, and it's all because of what they've done to our food and probably chemtrail stuff
Anonymous No.717285675 >>717286719 >>717290256
>>717285387
i can't believe one guy is responsible for why there is so much minecraft porn
i wonder how he feels
Anonymous No.717285824
>>717285150
The thread where I pretend to be 20 years younger and haven't found out how to yank my pickle? Yes
Anonymous No.717286079 >>717286185
>>717278236
>flat ginger girls with fridge bodies aren't sexy
Anonymous No.717286185
>>717286079
INCREDIBLY based
Anonymous No.717286264
Test
Anonymous No.717286626 >>717288247
Okay now post her full of spider eggs
Anonymous No.717286719
>>717285675
I'd imagine pretty proud, he's in the porn history books now.
Anonymous No.717286871
>>717278236
Jenny?
Anonymous No.717287080
A MineCraft movie end credits sequence...

https://youtu.be/8cy7O1gF3CM
Anonymous No.717288247 >>717288329
>>717286626
>look up 'alex_(minecraft) oviposition spider' on rule34
>
I don't think I will.
Anonymous No.717288329
>>717288247
What's the problem anon?
Anonymous No.717288490
>>717277408 (OP)
she was just Jeb's agp self-insert hence the tranny name
Anonymous No.717289590 >>717289769
Anonymous No.717289725
>>717280142
slabs were the turning point
Anonymous No.717289769
>>717289590
round privilege revoked
which to be fair, should be for her huge preg belly
Anonymous No.717289879 >>717290925 >>717294102
>>717277408 (OP)
>>717278236
You're jerking it to this guy. Congrats.
Anonymous No.717290036 >>717293271
>>717285150
>curves
not minecraft
Anonymous No.717290256
>>717285675
i can imagine he feels something to a kinship with Oppenheimer
Anonymous No.717290925
>>717289879
slippery had good intuition when he made a separate redhead oc instead of just alex
Anonymous No.717291481 >>717292914
>>717284012
I look like this and do this irl
Anonymous No.717292914
>>717291481
Slut.
Anonymous No.717293271
>>717290036
I may be autistic enough to fap to minecraft, but not autistic enough to fap to cube tits.
Anonymous No.717293991 >>717294072 >>717294226
>>717277408 (OP)
Anonymous No.717294072
>>717293991
erm chat what the hell is this
Anonymous No.717294102
>>717289879
i will always fucking hate jeb because when i went to minecon in 2015 and i was 13 i found him alone and asked for his autograph (was big into game dev and idolised him) and he brushed me off and told me "he's too busy" in a frustrated tone before walking off despite not moving until i walked up to him. 10 years later and i'm still not over it. fuck you jeb.
Anonymous No.717294226
>>717293991
Hello, yes, is this Hiroshimoot? I'm afraid we will no longer be processing payments for 4chan passes...
Anonymous No.717294256
>>717277408 (OP)
I am thankful at Smash Bros for kickstarting the Alex smut.
Anonymous No.717294261 >>717294432
Anonymous No.717294432
>>717294261
I like this guy. He drew porn of my animal crossing character. Twice.
Anonymous No.717295123 >>717295303
>>717277408 (OP)
bloatslop
Anonymous No.717295303
>>717295123
Now you're making up words
Anonymous No.717296237
>>717285387
She's one cute patoot.
Anonymous No.717296638
>deleted one but not the other
This is how you know they operate exclusively by the report queue.
Anonymous No.717296725
Alex is hot
Anonymous No.717297169
>>717280142
Notch is obviously a genius considering he came up with minecraft so why doesn't he just come up with something amazing again instead of spending 2 minutes thinking of something dumb and then devoting years to it