Thread 717280775

I love Carol!

Will get banned soon anyway.

what outfit is that? is it a mod?

I've been waiting a decade for development and it to leave early access. Will finally play it soon.

>>717280775 (OP)
Oh-boy! I've got to make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?)
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that hedgehog! Do as I say!
Oh boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do,, I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!

It may take me years to catch that horrible hedgehog!
If I wasn't so happy, I'd retire my plan today!

CHOCO WILL MAKE THE PAYDAY RESURRECTION REAL
captcha: PD2SHW

>>717281268
It's an official outfit hidden in the game files you can access through save editing or modding. It is scheduled for release in about a month with the full release of the game.

I love carol posting

Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom

Can't wait to play it with my fellow onibros

I hope we get this vid one day or antoher just for his reaction to the pulse rifle.

Hat Kidbros... our thread...

>>717281260
That isn't taking away the Loli. Anyone who isn't a Child can still view the cartoon Lolis in the UK. You're not an actual Child are you...?

>>717283902
maybe if you didn't make it about an artist's freely available porn(on her twitter) this wouldn't have happened

us onirizzlers are a much more cultured and sophisticated folk
anyway do you think emily's into watersports

>>717280775 (OP)
This game could have the best gameplay ever, and I'd still refuse to play it because the character design is abjectly revolting.

GAME ON JANNIES

>>717284176
hoooly goyslop slave golem post

>>717284327
Spider Milk

>>717283121
I can't wait for online to get added so I can groom some french hebe girls

>>717284734
it will most likely come without text or voice chat.

>>717284838
>what is steam
dumbass

>>717284570
Carol has been redesigned, multiple times even. The goblinism meme is dead. You lost.

>>717284734
Quite difficult if it's just gonna be you and the dev playing online.

>>717285040
>the dev
pic related

>>717285129
>Chocololi is not chocolate.
Dropped and refunded

>>717284734
jack into roblox and through some robux around, believe me they'll be ASKING to get groomed

>>717285036
Redesigned multiple times and still looks as ugly as she was when you all first started shilling her, ouch. They should altogether the potatoface goblin aesthetic. Even aping Blue Archive would be better than this.

>>717280775 (OP)
this character would be in her 20s by now if she had kept aging in real time from the day she was first introduced to the world

>>717285728
Next time preface your post with "I'm a anime consoomer who's afraid of noses" so everybody knows not to reply to you, thanks.

>717285774
but enough about project zomboid

uhhhh...

>>717285728
What about this design, big guy

>>717280775 (OP)
i tried it but it was way too janky and badly designed for me

most devs who stop making progress and start again from scratch are absolutely retarded and the marginal improvements aren't worth how much time it takes to re-do everything all over again

but for this game... it's completely needed. he needs to throw everything in the trash and start again but do everything way better

>>717280775 (OP)
Onanism?

>>717286658
WHOA MAMA

>>717281260
they are going to release all the grooming gangs so they can incarnate all the lolicons

>>717285036
What are the odds choco will redesign her yet again during this month, delaying 1.0 released further? Chocos obsession with making carol look her absolute best is gonna bite us in the ass in the end...

>>717280775 (OP)
It's just quake: loli

>>717288823
>>>quake
you mean coom 2016, but yes

kill loli trannies

>>717288823
>first person
What's the point if I can see the loli's ass all the time?

>>717288823
is there a 3rd person camera tho

>>717289295
yea, first person is a meme, the game's meant to be played in 3rd person with the loli sex and loli customizer mods

>>717289189
>>717289295
First person mode only got added later (to the point the old FPS mode was a mod), you dinguses. It's always been a third person shooter first and foremost.

>>717289189
>>717289295

>>717289583
woah there are many little onirisms

>>717289341
name of the mods? im guessing they're on atf

>>717284897
Who uses the Steam chat besides scammers on CS2 anyway? I meant ingame.

>>717289583
Good grief, he's naked!

>>717289583
Why isn't there any porn featuring those little demons?

>>717289395
What, is first person in the game now? I always thought it was a mod.

>>717280775 (OP)
not even cunnyfags care about your goblina mister dev, buy an ad

>>717289583
Weird goblins.

>>717290867
It's vanilla yes, you can toggle it in the options menu.

>>717290949
Evidently not considering Carol has a sex mod while Hat Kid and Nobeta do not. Will Anti-Carolfags ever stop setting themselves up for such easy BTFOs?

>>717290867
At one point it was a mod, but later got implemented vanilla.

>>717290949
>>717291104
You two had this conversation so many times I am shocked you haven't fucked yet.

>>717291104
don't make me pull out the player numbers choco

>>717291369
>>717291462
>instant deflection
The chartfag FEARS the sex mod and it's 16k+ downloads.

>>717289034
+ dash and monkey bars. So Eternal.

>>717291569
My post wasn't deflection you tosser, I just said that everytime there's an Onirism thread, you two start bickering about
>muh failed game 46 players no one cares
>muh 16k players muh sex mod the success is real

>>717291998
nah eternal actually has strict gameplay requirements from the player while onirism doesn't
it def is trying to ape coom eternal but gameplay wise it really is just 2016 where any weapon works just fine and the skill ceiling's low
which is for the better, on the highest difficulty some encounters blow total ass, and throughout the game you're really only running two specific abilities because nothing else is tenable, if it had strict weapon usage requirements too and execution requirements it'd be fucking dire

>>717291569
Very ugly post
I wonder what this person looks like irl

>>717288187
I'd bite carol's ass, ngl

>>717292348
i know a guy that posts this image a lot (and the basedjaks like it) and he's a goofy ass goober mexican irl unironically

goblinfags have never refuted this

>>717292857
but beebz is a roided out manlet now
there's no need to refute against one that was JUST'ed so hard

*siiiiiip*

>>717293630
What is she drinking?

>>717293630
She's asking for it.

>>717294203
freshly churned little witch juice

>>717294203
meng bathwater

>>717293630
"nice glock"

>>717294203
Blueberry milkshake.

>>717285036
Looks like the goblin has some extra chromosomes, very downie face

>1.0 next month
bros...

>>717285036
Yeah she looks worse now

>>717280775 (OP)
>no discount for the summer sale
I'm not buying it out of spite.

I wanna show Carol my .. you know

>>717295871
I don't think you remember what old Carol used to look like.

>>717295996
Your what anon? Your cool new motorcycle?

Child fucker thread

this maybe be a controversial take but I think carol is incredibly sexy.

>he's not a pedophile
Well... Yeah?

>>717296517
She's very sexy and I want her to laugh at my thingy

>>717296472
alleged

>>717296804
Pathétique...

did you know carol is 8 years old now? the publisher said so.

>>717297285
Source?

>>717297285
Isnt she 10 ?

>>717297103
Please Carol! Look, it grew because of you ! Be kind to it

>>717281260
No matter how hot she is, the game isn't sexual in any way. It'd be like banning Peabody and Sherman because Penny gives men boners.

>>717297417
https://x.com/ShorelineGames/status/1952459829890383895
>>717297478
Yes. The publisher are idiots or missed a memo. Take your pick.
Seems like every single promo post they are doing contains some kind of fuckup. Last time I noticed there was a typo.

here's your controller, big guy.

>>717297651
imagine waking up in the morning and being greeted with this face. truly terrifying. i'd be scared stiff.

>>717297651
Because they're given footage and asked to make an advertisement with it, they have to just make something zingy up.
"She's armed and dangerous! She's down to fuck! Her enemies are in trouble now!"
Just meaningless filler text like that

>>717297860
>She's down to fuck!

>>717280775 (OP)
I want to play it but I can't be arsed to make a separate steam account for a singular game. Does look fun though and I like cute things

>>717297981
You can just mark it as private if you're a coward.

>>717297981
Just hide the game.from your library if youre insecure

>>717297981
You don't need to make a separate account, stop falling fo-
Nevermind just saw the post above me

>>717297981
You can hide games from your library now when you buy them so friends can't see them. Also, the game has no DRM so you can just not play it through steam altogether.

>>717281260
No. No I won't.

>>717298108
You wouldn't download a child.

>>717285036
Is there a comparison pic showing every Carol design?

>>717298017
I've seen girls running around at waterparks that look exactly like this

>>717298212
Same . Its glorious

>>717298207
Not a comprehensive one.
As far as I know, there's been 3 Carol models.

>>717298309
>>717298354
Now only to fix her weird hair and hands and she'll be 100% sex

nobody has played your shit game bruh you can't even break 50 concurrent players

lmmfao

>>717298463
Retard-kun...

>>717298463
very subtle, shill

>>717298515
>>717298608
What did i say

currently reporting your game and publisher to the uk government :) yes I will use underhanded tactics and use government intervention to ruin your life :) why? you deserve it sweaty

>>717298732
Im not sweaty

>>717298732
Nigger

>>717298682
they fixed both

Will the arcade outfits be usable in the main campaign in 1.0?

>>717298817
Oh nice

>>717298848
So far the answer has been "yes."

>>717294775
looks more like a p228

>>717298848
they better. choco has been insisting they'll be usable in story mode eventually.

>>717297792
then I kiss her

>>717294775
>>717298952
Nawh, that's clearly a Mac-11.

>>717298017
how do you even get this version? I have the outfit but it doesn't show the tummy like this..

>>717298952
yeah but "nice p228" doesnt sound as close to "nice cock" as glock does

>>717298510
>>717298732
why do all zoomers post like this?

>>717299168
but Carol will have infinitely more respect to those recognizing her gun

>>717299502
i dont care for the respect of the fr*nch

>>717299434
I don't, but I'm almost 30.

>goblinfags think they're safe because the uk can't ban the game
heh. bold of you to think I didn't have a back up plan

ahem
@Nintendo

>>717300110
Good idea
Let's ask Nintendo to put Onirism on the switch 2

>>717300110
Dazzi will handle Nintendo.

>>717297285
I really wish I had known that before doing this.

>>717300504
Doing shit like that when carol was 10 would've been fine but now that she's 8, that's just fucking sick.

>>717300504
BLESSED
Thanks for the OC

>>717300504
Bruh she's fucking 8, what's wrong with you?!

>>717300680
On the Loud scale, that's going to a Lucy

>thread suddenly silent
curious

>>717300504
I only rate it 8/10, sorry, you could do better
perhaps one day it'll be an 11/10

>>717300504
That's perfectly fine. It would only be a real problem if she was naked.

>>717301095
full pic?

not buying your game
ohmmmmmmmmm

>>717301564
hat kid would want you to buy it

Next month...

>>717300504
The tanlines are on point. Delicious butt fangs and good hands too. You are a top-tier drawfag. Definitely worthy of a reward blowjob. I'd give you one if I could. No homo

>>717302152
Yeah but what day?

>>717302243
the last day possile

>>717283759
you need to pay to get him to review your game, every successful youtuber gaming channel is just a glorified ad

>>717302243
September 31th.

>>717300504
>[Deleted]
rip my nigga

Soon

>>717303108
It wouldn't have happened if Carol were 10 years old.

>>717303419
Time to delete lots of pictures of Carol from my hard drive.

is there modding support yet
for reasons

>>717281260
they only ban porn, if a non-porn game featuring children looks like porn to you than only you are going to jail

>>717303575
Choco said he's interested in adding workshop support but definitely not for the 1.0 release.

>>717303769
>if a non-porn game featuring children looks like porn to you than only you are going to jail
Onibros... it's over...

>>717297981
if anyone asks just say it reminds you of those old shooter platformers like banjo or ratchet and clank

you can tell the dev is french because the game looks like it's porn but it's not

>>717304069
where do you buy this?

What do you mean Onirism isn't a porn game? I remember a video of Carol fucking frogs.

>>717304125
france

>>717304285
what if you're not a france?

>>717280775 (OP)
Statistically very likely, yes.

>>717301215
Their art works better with cute things than with porn 2bh.

>>717304069
Is there a scan somewhere.

>>717290797
doing what

>no sale
>no hair customization update
bwos...

>>717304285
holy seggs

>>717304370
I actually think his art's great and he did a great job but carol is 8(out of 10) now

>>717304910
>Choco teased the plushie gadget is meant to distract enemies.
Do you think the mod maker is going to capitalize on that?

>>717293630
Still the best outfit.

>>717304069
Wait a minute my cover is different.

carol tanked that

>>717288823
gameplay looks nice desu, but showing FPS gamepaly at 20 frames per second should be a crime

>page 10
hmmmmmmmmm

aw, thread's on autosage. was working on a drawing to post later. alas, another time

>>717306557
what do you think the average specs are between the 30 people that own this game on steam?
>>717306619
autosaging in action, Oni's law states that the longer an onirism thread goes on the greater the chance of cp being posted

mods fear this