Thread 717282015

Why does /v/ hate Sonic?

Too many bad games in a row. Any other IP would've been shelved if this happened but Sonic survives on merchandising.

HALP, I'M BEING OPPRESSED BY SOCIETY!

Fatlus garbage is honestly cringier than Sonic

>>717282015 (OP)
They literally cannot A-rank one 3D stage and blame it on bad design.

>>717282015 (OP)
THE PROBLEM'S CHRONIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWy9wsPkx-0

>>717282150
So /v/ is just jealous of Sonic because their favorite game series died and Sonic didn't?

Plucking Futaba's asshole pubes with my teeth

>>717282015 (OP)
A combo of an earned spotty reputation and getting their opinions from YouTubers. Like you can't deny a lot of the shit that gets repeated, but you can tell most of it doesn't come from good faith. Also, half of it doesn't just apply to Sonic.

was P5 any good? always looked trash to me desu

I hate Sonic because it was the first video game franchise that really disappointed me after I became a big fan of it. Even being a dumb little kid who couldn't tell a good game from a shit game wasn't able to save me from the triple nut punch that was 06, Secret Rings and then Black Knight, always have been wary of Sonic since and the only Sonic games I've liked since then have been Mania, Generations and Racing Transformed.

I still love Sonic, but I hate it too.

>>717282340
Thing about becoming a full grown man is, you can still enjoy Sonic, or at least in a "staying in touch with what kids like" manner whereas Persona is a very self-indulgent teenage-thing and the closer or past 30 you get the more you feel like a pedo creep for playing games entirely based on liking girls who are 17 and talking to a fan-culture that only talks about how sexy the girls are.

>>717282015 (OP)
My dog is called Sonic :D

>>717282015 (OP)
Because 3D Sonic hasn't been good since Adventure 1+2, and even those games were pretty flawed

>>717282929
Sonic X Shadow Generations

>>717282015 (OP)
what """society"""?

>>717282015 (OP)
Khyle isn't funny.

>>717282015 (OP)
Most Sonic 'fans' are autistic zoomers who only played Generations, Unleashed and maybe Adventure. The original 4 games were and are the best and the only Sonic media I engage with.

>>717282891
the absolute state of nu /v/
>and talking to a fan-culture
go back to xeddit

Why does society hate age_difference?

>>717283157
This picture was funny to me when I was 18 but now I am soon 24 and never had a GF and old women to me now are 30+

FUCK LIFE

>>717282150
Yep.
Haven't given any sonic game a try since the 360 era, and that won't be changing anytime soon. Too much genuinely good games/movies/animes on my backlog for me to care about mediocre filler, and I imagine that sentiment is carried by various others.

>>717282015 (OP)
Sonic was never good

>>717282015 (OP)
This is a tendie board of course they hate Sonic

>>717283282
Their burgers are alright.

>>717282015 (OP)
IGN for some reason has a bad faith against Sonic and blindly praise games like Zelda and CoD. It mostly started from IGN after Shadows game, then random weirdos like Spax3 (now banned from YT for 16 years) and ProJared.

It reached zoomers with people like Game Grumps and zoomers don't take it like the generation before them did.

>>717282015 (OP)
every cringe thing girls do is viewed as cute

Sonic was always good

>>717282015 (OP)
I just never liked him which is odd because my first experience with Sonic was Sonic Adventure 2 in the dreamcast which next to everyone agrees is one of the best Somic games.

>>717283213
Same, 25 and friendzoned and ghosted every gril that showed any interest. Path of a terrorist mass murderer is a lonely one I guess.

>>717283260
>animes
you're a mediocre filler

>>717283516
I've never tried dating though so the fault is on me

>>717283004
>boost shit cropped with 2D sections
No. Just watching a comparison of the original Speed Highway vs Generations makes me upset.

>>717282015 (OP)
I'm more of a Knuckles guy myself

>>717282150
>Too many bad games in a row
Citation needed

>>717283723
Generations Speed Highway has better gameplay

>>717282150
Literally the only bad games are Free Riders and Shadow. Free riders since the menu is outright broken and can't be used and Shadow for sabotaging his character. 06 is debatable when you remove the loading screens and glitches.

>>717282150
>merchandising
I really wonder who actually likes Sonic. Everything about Sonic from the characters to the world is ugly.

>>717284070
you are ugly

>>717282015 (OP)
Are you really asking this here kek

>>717282015 (OP)
this would be funnier if the Sonic backpack was like a quarter of the size like a real Sonic backpack would be

>>717282419
No, its not that. Sonic IS one of my favorite game series. If im jealous of anything its that other franchises died with dignity. I actually enjoyed Sonic all the way up to Heroes, but its been on an exponential decline since then.
>but boost!
Yeah, it was an okay gimmick. Okay at best. Held back by the fact that they never could get rid of that dumb pace-breaking, momentum halting, homing attack. Another thing that was an "okay gimmick" of its day.

>>717282891
I agree with that about Sonic but the rest? wtf are you going on about? Insecurity about liking a video game?

>>717283936
Every boost game feels like I'm playing a rollercoaster with quick time events rather than an actual platformer where I have full control and decide where I go. It's just not for me.

I refuse showing my powerlevel to anyone ever, and also I refuse being part of any community, I just play a game, or read/watch/listen something, I take it within my heart, and that's it. I don't need tell the whole world what the fucking Hell I'm doing all the time.

>>717282386
This is the correct one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNyGsabBaM

>>717282015 (OP)
cutaba

We live in a society

>>717285237
That's how you're supposed to do it. Like what you like but don't be annoying about it.

>>717282015 (OP)
I am seeing an alarming trend at work of nerdy 18 year old girls that are very into sonic but somehow do not know he is a video game character

I was the kid in school who ran with my arms behind me like in Sonic X.

I drew Sonic and his friends

>>717282015 (OP)
have you tried playing the games? makes it obvious

>>717286423
You have called me out

>>717283157
There's nothing weird about my gf not knowing what life before 9/11 was like

>>717282015 (OP)
Nobody tells you anything if you have the sonic backpack
Fuck off already

>>717282015 (OP)
>>717283157
artist deserves to be locked up

>>717282015 (OP)
Tendies are mad

>>717282015 (OP)
The retards squandered Chao-man. The PC ports were a fucking disaster. No PSO integration or tiny Chao garden.

>>717286636
cool

>>717283594
The issue with dating is that it's getting worse by the year since online dating becomes more and more the "standard" while people close themselves off more to the classical dating scene.
Online dating is hot garbage for men and women alike, where women get absolutely BOMBARDED to a point of exhaustion while men have to stand out between all the other people and instantly capture them within the first message.
Ultimately its better than not trying at all, but you have to play along with the dumb game and pay up to not get trashed to obscurity by the algorithm in the first place.

>>717282015 (OP)
If you're a girl nobody fucking cares what you what you wear. If I saw Futaba in real life I'd punch her in the face and rape her in front of the /v/irgins who like her

>>717282015 (OP)
/v/ is a Nintendo apologist board.

>>717282150
>Too many bad games in a row. Any other IP would've been shelved
It's okay when Pokemon does it

>>717282015 (OP)
It's genuinely a mixed bag plus the curse that has been Sonichu
>>717284004
>>717282706
>>717283319
>>717289627
Sonic Forces might as well play itself, the DS rpg one is objective shit and the fighting one in the GBA depends on fucking RNG to finish, you don't get to call most of the mid Sonic games good just because Sega set the standard teen floors under so stop your steelmanning bullshit

>>717283594
Same here, but I don't mind. Women aren't worth the effort, bullshit and risk of losing half your shit to divorce or being accused of rape. Even besides all that, I'd be miserable if I had to share my limited free time with some foid just to maybe get some pussy.

>>717283157
31 and still want a 19 year old.

>>717291008
Unironically any male with a female partner that he did not keep from young adulthood like in high school, is a cuckold and/or simp and a failed man

>>717289627
pokemonfags are literal drones at this point though so they deserve this shit

>>717291280
Agreed. She'll always be comparing you to the dozens of guys she's fucked. And she'll also be constantly looking for an opportunity to trade up and leave you for someone better. You could be an 11/10 gigachad trillionare with a 2 foot cock and settle for a -3/10 used up roastie and she'll still be delusional enough to think she can do better. There's just no winning with women while they have the right to speak unprompted, so the winning move is to just not play.

>>717291667
True

>>717291280
>she decides that she wants to have more "experiences"
>you break up with her, but now you're 30 so it's "weird" if you try to find a younger girl again

>>717292970
Fag

>>717283157
Imagine not wanting both

>>717283157
>>717282015 (OP)
These don't even make sense. Society doesn't give a shit if adult women wear kiddy bags, they only shit on men for it. And society doesn't give a shit if adult women and underage boys date and have sex.

>>717290932
>set the standard teen floors under
But enough about Game Freak.

>>717282015 (OP)
What's stopping her from enjoying her nerd shit in private and acting like a normal human being in public?

>>717294836
>yes i think i shall stay inside all day wearing my sonic backpack

>>717292186
As a very attractive man its honestly an issue to date notably down because of the hate she will get from other women for being seen with me. Eventually the innate low self esteem of women wins out and she sabotages herself

>>717282015 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I would date an autistic girl that wore a sonic backpack, but only if she's not clinically retarded or stupid, which from my experience dealing with lots of autists, it's a really common thing among them.

>>717282891
Reddit is this way follow me saar

>>717282015 (OP)
Fixed

>>717298754
indian AI slop

>>717299180
You alright there?

>>717282015 (OP)
>being happy is using a gamer merch in public
Gamers are a subhuman race and should be murdered alongside their family members.

>>717282015 (OP)
I like Sonic but acknowledge that the next game will be shit

>>717299906
Why? Crossworld looks like it will be mid-okish.

>>717299459
>damn
holy OOC

>>717300041
Ah, finally, an expert in the field of chatting with kids online!

>>717282340
true

>>717289627
Here's a fact for you, mainline Pokemon games never stoop as low as Sonic ones.

>>717301092
LMAOOOOOOO

>>717282015 (OP)
because he looks retarded

>jap girl liking sonic
ooc

>>717299459
based

>>717294502
let me explain
adult women count as children to society
this is why people want to be trannies by the way

same vibes tbqh familia

>>717283827
you might as well ask someone to cite a source for the fact that 1+1=2

>>717298754
Why no hips, pajeet?

>>717282891
Is this what happens when you catch homosexuality?

>>717289627
SV was so fucking garbage

>>717282150
Sonic was mostly excellent, besides a few subpar handheld spinoffs, up until Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic Heroes, which were mixed, and then Shadow and Sonic '06 which were bad, after that Sonic Unleashed was decent, Sonic Colors and Sonic Generations were great, Sonic Lost World was mediocre, Sonic Forces was subpar, and Sonic Frontiers is decent, it's been a long time since Sonic's been a high standard of quality, but he's still mostly above average and fun, /v/ exaggerates Sonic's quality negatively, there are very few bad mainline Sonic titles and even a lot of the spinoffs are pretty good.

>>717301092
Nintendies will just go out and say false shit like this, lmao.

bad games

>>717301092
Now, that's delusion.

>>717290932
>the fighting one in the GBA depends on fucking RNG to finish
This guy didn’t beat the Knuckles fights lmao