Thread 717287124

>holy shit is that...
>oh my goddess
>is that...CHILD FEET
>GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY
>BASED BASED BASED BASED

kys

>>717287124 (OP)
This, except I look like gigachad while saying it.

>>717287124 (OP)
Yea

No I haven't actually played the game

>>717287664
Pauline if she actually looked 13

>>717287124 (OP)
>GO DK!!!1111
>WOOOOAAAH!
>TIME TO GO BANANNA SLAMMA XDDDD
If they were trying to make her insufferable, it worked.

>>717288038
She looks 9 dude.

>>717288038
>>717288113
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

God I wish pauline would step on my banana and rub her sweaty bare soles all over me...

>KCD2: Totally GOTY
>everyone forgot it when MH released
>MH: Totally GOTY
>everyone forgot it when E33 released
>repeat like 4 or 5 more times
>DK: Totally GOTY
People are so fickle that if game awards weren't rigged to the highest bidder, they'd be going to whatever releases the week before voting opens. Which happens in autumn for some reason so all the holiday season releases are ineligible.
Really the awards should happen in like March of the following year, once everything is out, has had their mandatory launch period bug fix patches, and nothing has recency bias anymore.

>pedo thread
>:(
>pedo thread, nintendo
>:D

>>717287124 (OP)
dwarf feet*

>>717288885
I dunno, I've seen threads about the loli from ape escape 3 hit bump limit

>>717288996
anon has never heard of growth spurts

>>717289009
That's cause CHADos don't have brand loyalty. All cun is good cun

>>717287124 (OP)
I'm not usually a footfag, but loli feet just do it for me for some reason

The joke is sex

>>717289145
joke?

>pedo thread, sony
>autosaged, deleted, cp spam
>pedo thread, nintendo
>bump limit, never saged
i'm noticing

>>717287124 (OP)
i mean, yeah

>>717289250
You're noticing wrong though

>>717289142
literally everything is better with lolis

just reached the divide, went into the forest layer but seeing it labeled as sub layer 600 and not 500 makes me think frozen layer was the next level in numerical order. anyway I think the game is fun, but it has the same problems as basically every modern nintendo game, that being too many collectables all over the place, and combat being too simple and easy.

>>717289672
The Kong bananza kinda makes every single bossfight a complete joke, unfortunately

>>717287124 (OP)
This but unironically

>>717290648
I'm trying to not use it, opting to use rocks to attack harder material enemies and bosses because I fought one boss with the kong bananza and I two cycled it without taking any damage. the fact that there's a tie that gives you more bananza meter is a joke, I haven't once left any form without having enough to re-enter it immediately after. maybe once I get more forms more focused on traversal, I still only have kong bananza and that's very much terrain destruction centric which yields insane gold

Why can't you guys respect Pauline?

>>717290931
Don't you worry, the other bananzas get insane combat upgrades that also trivialize everything
One of the zebra bananza's abilities is to cause an AoE explosion by braking

>>717287124 (OP)
honestly these feet look like shit, from a fetish standpoint

>>717291343
from a WHATpoint?!
STAND?! Oouugggghhh Standing...

>>717291343
it's kind of a weird angle, but nintendo isn't making them with the intent of fetish fulfilment
right?

>>717291702
I don't think so.