Thread 717288237

The game is still going strong, continuing to be a viral sensation!

>>717288237 (OP)
I don't care
Not gonna play it
More gambling garbage

We did it 4chan

gacha fatigue

>good news! A game with predatory monetization is popular!
God I hate normalfags.

This shit pisses me off so much because they all project the character onto the real horse and act like the horse was an epic troll when in reality it was very embarrassed and ashamed after the race which is sad to think about. Normies can't sympathize with animals.

>>717288237 (OP)
Kinda' blows my mind. I know this game as a horsegirl game vtubers played a couple years ago and I never watched. I don't know how it's blowing up now all of a sudden. Or why.

[GREAT NEWS]
Gacha games continue to get popular! Hopefully the western industry will soon adopt this new sensation!

PHONE GAMERS WIN AGAIN

>>717288708
This desu. It seems like a fun game, the ties to real life events make it cool and the girls are cute, but it's still a gacha game.

>>717288726
>most popular character gets flanderized to hell
happens every time. she's basically neco arc at this point

>>717288726
>they all project the character onto the real horse and act like the horse was an epic troll
he is.

>>717288237 (OP)
It's pretty sad how you people jump on the latest trends. I thought this place was supposed to be counter culture.

>>717289270
>flanderized
how is gold ship flanderized? she didn't relegate. she has been an autist since the very beginning
https://youtu.be/Lj9AkNxxBbM?si=YeLIPERYp6SMESOU

>>717289481
Nah, that's mainstream sites like reddit.
4chan is just general culture.

>pull Nishino Flower dupe with SSR ticket
>start career
>see this
Most underrated speed card? You can pick carrots AND get beeline burst

>>717289481
>latest
The game came out in 2021. The anime even earlier

>>717288237 (OP)
>57K views
WOW A GLOBAL SENSATION!! ALL 57K THIRWOLDERS FROM BRAZIL (300 MILLION POPULATION)

>>717288237 (OP)
Do you think there were japanese buisness men who were genuinely considering killing that horse that day

>>717288237 (OP)
>becoming a "viral sensation around the world"
>no one ever heard of it until a month ago and normies still don't know what it is
What copium level are we on now?

>>717288237 (OP)
why do you make this thread every once in a while and samefag it with the same posts to make it look like other anons want to engage with your low effort e-celeb ragebait? this board really needs IDs

>>717290239
are you sure about that

>>717289290
>animals can only feel one emotion at all times just like my 1 dimensional gacha waifus
Gold Ship won the previous 2 takarazuka kinen and a shitload of other races, gold ship continued racing after missing the start (wouldn't do that if he was "throwing"), actually didn't even place last because of how hard he pushed himself, after passing the finish line he veered off to avoid cameras and angry people, he even avoided looking at his owner because he was so afraid

>>717288237 (OP)
What would having a goldship wife be like bros?

>>717290565
I hate this trend chasing cunt artist
It's whatever is the most popular anime community at the moment, and his jokes are fucking terrible, 90% of them boil down to SEGS SEGS SESIBAN LEX!!!

>>717289290
I may not know all that much about horses but I doubt their cognition is that advanced, surely they can't be on par with some dog breeds and dolphins?

Next week promotion seems likely.

>>717290536
his own fucking caretaker played the game and said that goldship's uma counterpart was tame in comparison to the real deal. she doesn't like training because the irl horse didn't like training. she attacks her trainer because the horse was known to kick out at his trainers.

>>717288445
I just hope that guy will still treat the horse well after this game's FOTM status ends with the normalfags. I would hate to see this animal get abused or neglected due to a fad ending.

>>717288445
this k-on fans trying to get into music all over again

>>717290536
>after passing the finish line he veered off to avoid cameras and angry people
It still astounds me that Gold Ship understands what a camera is.

>>717288237 (OP)
>no hooves
>>717288407
>>717288445
HORSE PUSSY
derpibooru org/images/2223908?

>>717290565
Constant rape

>>717288237 (OP)
Buy and ad, Curt. Nobody cares for your literally who channel.

>>717291045
It's a race horse, he'd get abused either way
Only thing I heard about the industry before Uma were abuse scandals

>>717291069
a handful of horses do. Aston Machan is another horse that knew what cameras were

>>717288445
That borzoi looks a bit autistic if you ask me

>>717291223
Race horses are not only the most taken care of living creatures on the whole planet but also live a life of doing what they love the most, galloping.
How much of a dumb fuck do ppl have to be to believe race horses are being abused.

>>717290819
You nigger sounds miserable and jaded as shit, how old are you retard?

>>717291069
Reports say he's been known to make funny faces and show off when the camera was on him.
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1942203492052947347
Best example right here. Jockey could not control him at all. He did this all on his own.

>>717291642
because smacking a 1000 pound animal on the butt a couple times is literally akin to murder... or something

>>717288237 (OP)
tired of every musume video being "actually its cool because in REAL LIFE actually..." bro don't care I'm only playing cause Gold Ship's vtuber VA is a god

>>717292291
>Gold Ship's vtuber VA is a god
isn't she the VA for the character entirely

>>717291671
>PLEASE ARTIST-SAMA LET ME GUZZLE YOUR COOKIE CUTTER OFFERINGS, LET ME CHOKE ON YOUR REGURGITATED HUMOR, IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOUR ART NEVER IMPROVES!
You must be 18 and over to post on this website, you ESL faggot

>>717290978
horses have tiny brains

>>717291760
>People calling Gold ship "she" in the replies
Ngmi

>>717292598
Probably jokingly referring to the uma character. this series is a subtle documentary

Remember when /v/ was saying that it would die in a week, then 2 weeks, then a month? LMAO.

>>717290536
>gold ship continued racing after missing the start (wouldn't do that if he was "throwing")
Why does a horse know more than you?
That would still fall under "throwing"

>>717292991
I'm not against the silly horsegirls, I'm just against gacha

>>717292598
what's the right pronoun? xhe?

>>717288237 (OP)
Still can't believe the Persona 5 game shit the bed, yet this one keeps breaking player numbers

>>717293716
how do you job to this

>>717291642
Think anon heard of how many of them had to be euthanized, which to be fair are a lot, and figured its because they are abused
Thoroughbreds are WAAAAY too expensive to be abused and if they are they won't race well, its more often than not them having glass bones due to admittedly fucked up genetics

>>717292381
Yes but she does old style va vids as golshi

>>717294127
how do you defeat this

>>717288237 (OP)
>Japanese people: Lost 12 billion
>Japanese Yakuza: gained 12 billion

>>717294626
Wonder if wheeled in tv he would stop and watch it instead of just running in circles all the time

>>717289862
>Nipponese graphic design
Why is it so retarded

>>717294740
>Look At Me I Am A Human Going To Human Building For My Human Job Like On The Human Box

>>717294740
Considering he apparently understands both english and Japanese perfectly, i could see it.

>>717295159
I mean, he learns specific words the same way internet losers go NANI instead of what

>>717295324
He just like me fr

>>717288407
>>717288646
>>717288708
First, third, and fourth posts, best posts.

>>717294626
>>717295079
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=rvvXmm-QbyaZg4r3

Left or right for Taurus Cup?
I continue to not hit S rank Turf or Medium on good runs and it's pissing me off. It's even more triggering when the 2* of Mile hits instead of the 5* of Medium or 3* of Turf.

>>717289862
>start career
>Senior Year Late Sep

>>717294626
Also, this is regular horse-behaviour. Haru Urara's girlfriend does the same thing.

>>717295645
Left has debuffs so it's way better if she's not your main carry, good secondary debuffer to Nice Nature. As a main carry, probably right.

>>717295608
>DAMN I'M LOOKING GOOD

>>717288237 (OP)
Will be forgotten in a month like Palworld.

>>717295848
Are horses just big dogs?

>>717295931
It's already been a month since it released globally LOOOOOOOOL

>>717295608
Air Shakur my beloved

>>717291642
The great ones are treated like royalty, the failures are abused and either shipped off to be killed or neglected

>>717291642
>How much of a dumb fuck do ppl have to be to believe race horses are being abused.
TIME FOR TRUCK, YOU LOST 3 CONSECUTIVE RACES

>>717290350
Middle easterners do not count as human beings.

>>717296136
>>717296225
did they stop doing that lately? because this seems very unfair. It's not physical abuse but outright disposing them instead of leaving them on a farm feels fucked

>>717295931
It's already made $100k in a month on global and it's been going strong for over 4 years in Japan, cope.

>>717296225
Don't want to turn into sashimi? Just run faster lmao

>>717296350
>$100k
I meant $100m, as in million.

>>717295981
Yes.

all gachaslop is evil. there are no exceptions

>>717296378
that's the thing. I don't think Haru ever had any proper training.

>>717295981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4a9WYz53Y

>>717293620
Gold Ship is a stallion, dumbass.

>>717292381
I mean I think Gold Ship's character shines when the VA is just being herself in the character as a vtuber instead of all the in-game writing trying to make Gold Ship super wacky every sentance you are reading, it's too much and just fell in love with the VA just doing her own thing trying to be fun in a natural way

>>717295981
Yes
https://youtu.be/i-IKEwh26Ao?si=U5M1LKlHOwatETTc

>>717288407
>>717288646
>>717288708
>>717296553
rajesh fatigue

>>717296826
don't ever schizoreply to me again

>>717296817
Japanese horse races are interesting. I think they have even better and more angles than other countries' races.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc

>>717296336
As long as someone else is willing to pay to take care of them. Lots of owners are just psychos who view them as objects and not living beings.

Sure they're retarded, but they have a sense of self and others.

>>717296996
The horse racing gambling scene in Japan is HUGE, makes sense that it's supported really well. Nobody is gonna be interested in betting on something that's being shot on some JVC camcorder with 1 angle shots.

I'm tired of pretending Gold Ship is anything special and not just a giant publicity psyop for the purposes of his stable's financial gain.

>>717288237 (OP)
>12 billion yen

So what is that, like $5000?

>>717296805
glodship vtuber?

>>717296996
>1st person umamusume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQJxBwN7nw&t=2s

>>717297179
Everything needs a mascot and Spe is fucking boring so Golshi being a meme horse is more fitting

>>717297148
The real deal is posted on niconico. I've already gotten 1 channel on my sight and posts constant livestreams. The horses are very pretty too.

>>717296996
Japan takes horse racing as seriously as they do baseball. Uma Musume blew up there almost instantly back in 2021

>>717297239
UMAZING POV!

>>717297208
older style vtuber corpo mascot you saw more in the late 2010s, she was the main character in the official channel for a long time

>>717297330
hilarious that they never thought to bring a bunch of horses together for a race before that

>>717297196
more than that

>>717296336
It’ll always continue as long as there’s money to be won. Most of these people are businessmen and the horses are a means to an end. The very act of racing is actually bad for the horse’s anyway, and I’ve seen a fair few rescue horses with fucked lungs, scars from being whipped and being extremely scared of most humans.

>>717288237 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>717297826
Is this a common thing in most countries?

>>717291048
anyone have that picture of all the returned guitars a month after bocchi ended

>A horse's career at ages 2-4 is basically like college sports because the horses aren't even fully mature yet
>It's usually very obvious which horses are the premier runners and which arent by the time they are fully adult, so maybe there's no 'mystery element' that allows betting at that point
>And beyond that, capping a career at 4 years or even less gives more time for breeding and selling horse semen or broodmothering anyway, which is the primary goal for owners doing all this stuff to begin with

Horse racing streets are cold

>>717288819
Global release two months ago

>>717298292
Dunno, this is my experience living in the UK, know a few that have rescued ex racehorses and that has been the same story. On the plus side at least it isn’t as bad as Greyhound racing.

>>717288237 (OP)
Should I fill out my team race slots, I only have f ranks left to allocate but maybe the points is a good enough reason to add them in because I don't want to get demoted

>>717288237 (OP)
is this the most reddit gacha to ever exist?

>>717298816
You would get more points with a fuller team

>>717295981
Horses are fucking retarded compared to dogs they're practically part deer as far as human recognized intelligence is concerned. If we're cherry picking domesticated work breeds the cattle dog is at least an order of magnitude above any horse.

>>717299109
Horses are on par with dogs for intelligence. They can open latches

>>717290239
>becoming a "viral sensation around the world"
>"no one ever heard of it until a month ago"
Check when global came out dumbass

>>717297148
Reminder there are only three legal ways for japanese to gamble
Bet Racing (only horse and bike racing, no car race betting)
Pachinko palors
Lotteries
It's basically the #1 thing busy businessmen make time out to gamble. They can't go to a casino because casinos are illegal.

>>717298678
UK horse racing is a a bit different because unlike most countries, it's viewed as something for the noble class instead of the common man to enjoy.
So the owners are more snobby and stuck up and much higher invested monetarily with no care what common folk think.

>>717299109
Cheval Grand is smart enough to understand the concept of rivalry
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1950602089027265009

>>717299543
At this point the Yakuza is deliberately making it illegal to gamble conventionally.

>>717292991
When has /v/ ever been right about anything? People on this board think GTA6 is going to bomb LOL

>>717290186
Yes, definitely. People get psychotic about sports, even more when money is involved

>>717299696
The only times they've been right is with the big flops of 2024, which were just games nobody gave a fuck about.

>>717290186
Someone probably killed themselves just because Golshi didn't feel like racing

>>717296565
>>717295848
Haru looks so old now...

>>717288445
That's a good attitude to have towards life in general.

>>717299928
if she's healthy, she may live a few more years. at least she has a friend to spend her retirement with

>>717299928
Don't do any calendar based mathematics

>>717298358
requesting this

>>717291124
>zoofaggot

>>717301485
>still no hooves

>>717301485
>do i look like i know what a jpg is!?

>>717288237 (OP)
[MEMORANDUM NEWS]

>>717303271
Cute

>>717303271
>When you hear a barely legal mare being brought onto the paddock

>>717303708
I won't lie this series made me realize how goofy horses can be in an adoring way

>>717299109
This guy gets it. The fundamental difference is that they are prey animals which means that their "psychology" is totally different from that of a predator like dogs (or humans).

*nose breathing*

I don't like horses

I love horses

I'm on the fence about horses

>>717305301
What was the question about horses?

I'm so hungry i could eat a horse

YOU'RE NOT THE HORSE FOR ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE HORSE FOR ME NOW

Do I go for it? The run is going really well so far.

Umafags are starting to feel like the new mlpfags.

>>717305656
Still in year 2 you take those risks 100%, if the run bricks just start over

>>717305656
yes

>>717290536
>there are retards pretending horse racing is an actual sport now
see, this is why I hate uma musume.

>>717305656
you guys don't even risk stuff under 20%?

>>717305732
MLP doesn't teach you about horse lore sooooo

I feel like i've finally gotten a little ahead on money after being behind the curve at the start, I want to check thoguh what is everyone else at?

>>717305656
Do you have practice perfect? If no going for training between 1-19% is the best way to get it outside of support events

>>717305656
im doing her carrier right now, forced to make her a sprinter because I have no other horse that can sprint. She was my strongest mile horse too but I need another horse getting points if im going to hit max rank for team trial and I have plenty of horses that can do mile

>>717305301
Don't get shot by their owner

>>717305817
Not if I can help it. Failed trainings are such a momentum killer if you get a debuff

>>717305732
Newfag please. Uma is nowhere near as pervasive as HorseShow was.

>>717305817
you should most of the time especially for something this ridiculously good, if it just an ok training try to look if you need recreation, a race or whatever else if you want to cut down on inconsistency in small ways

>>717305924
It teaches you about waifus though, and they have big butts.

!!! ATTENTION ALL NIGGERS !!!

I got an open slot in /v/ma for someone who wants it and is willing to actively play so we can get big gibs.
Right now we're teetering around 900 - 1000 and at B+.

First one to drop their ID and isn't on cooldown gets in.

>>717306389
fuck off nigger, im not leaving my club without assurances

>>717306389
157941162900

>>717291642
is this bait? I refuse to believe you are this fucking stupid

>>717306389
>24 hour cooldown
fuck

>>717306550
Sent.

>>717291048
It's extremely the status quo for the owners to be rich dudes who have no idea about horses and the trainer, jockey, and groom do all the work.

>>717306676
In, thx m8

>this gatcha is totally different guys!
heard it before, not playing, the fomo will pass and it will go away. Sneed.

>>717306389
Fuck too late ... I really wanted to get in a /v/ group since the one I was in sucked ass.

>>717305656
Pretty sure you can tank it. You probably still have support events that give you a mood up if you fail.

>>717288708
>predatory
but they give free shit

>>717289573
>7 years ago

wew lad time flies

>>717306835
>fotm
the game already released a month ago and it's still been talked about

>>717292991
I like uma and I also thought it would be forgotten ater day.

I doubt anyone seriously expected it to do this well

Dont care about horse girls.
But im at least thankful its not Persona.

For me it's
>Teio
>Rice
>Haru
>Doto
>Mambo
In no particular order

>>717307674
Based list, probably all in my top 10, though I like Mayano, Twin Turbo and Tamamo Cross a lot too.

>>717306978
The first hit is free.

>>717307665
Uma Musume is a different breed altogether.

Something weird happened to my hors...

>>717307801
you have a type I see

>>717307903
She is babu
Raise her right and she will win URA

>>717296826
IMAGINE DEFENDING GACHASHIT OF ALL THINGS
FUCKING HELL

>>717307905
I like small lively girls, yes.
https://youtu.be/G85wBZ63HPE

>>717308021
gachashit is far more tolerable than DISCORD.
all discordtrannies should be banned from life

>>717288237 (OP)
Uma Musume destroys all that China Gacha soft power. The Japanese didn't even want Uma to go global

>>717309848
>The Japanese didn't even want Uma to go global
proof?

>>717295848
It bothers me that Haru is covered in flies.

>>717299657
>https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1950602089027265009
What the fuck, Cheval Grand is a racist?

I NEED to marry Mayano Top Gun!

>>717288445
Good luck with the broken leg in the future

Why all the glue jokes?

>>717311430
Horse hooves are used to make glue, or at least they used to be.

>>717288237 (OP)
Never heard of it.

>>717310013
the fact that global released 4 years later

Finally finished the entire Uma series.
Holy damn Cinderella Grey was fantastic, especially in comparison to what came before.
Honestly can't wait for season 2 and for Tamamo to finally hit the game.
Have been keeping an eye on her even before the anime but now after watching it I need her even more, and sems like she'll be released in October from what I saw in some predictions. Hope they're right.

>spend all day grinding my goldships
>almost at 4 mil fans
i want to die. i had some good runs with her but now it’s all dogshit runs

>>717308817
>In the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten, Stay Gold raced against T.M. Opera O and Narita Top Road. He subsequently won the race but was disqualified due to suddenly dashing in front of Narita Top Road in an attempt to crash into T.M. Opera O, causing Narita Top Road's jockey to fall off. This caused mental distress to Narita Top Road who took about a month to recover from this incident before he could continue racing professionally
Why are all these horses insane?

>>717295981
all animals are dogs

>>717312247
You can pre-grind Golshi before the event?

>30k players onsteam
>viral sensation!

eh?

>>717291345
animals do not know what cameras are you absolute retard

>>717295981
i read that as dogs with big dicks

>>717312867
most players are on mobile

>>717290135
They purchased the world with all that money. We invested wisely.

>>717288237 (OP)
It's CUTE and KAWAII!

>>717291223
They're no less "abused" than any other top tier athlete. Sacrifices are expected at that level of competition. They have to diet, and exercise to keep up with the competition, it's not abuse when even humans do it. These horses live better than most humans. They have all the space in the world for lodging, they eat premium feed, and they get to mate with the peak of their species.

>>717288445
did anyone ever join the navy cause of kantai collection or bought a boat

>>717296826
>Anyone who refuses to play our investment vehicle is an Indian, specifically an Indian from this made-up discord chat the leaker was somehow invited to
Horse brain.

>>717313057
basashi comes with a complimentary silver medal.

only consistent big winners get that life

>>717288237 (OP)
Normalfaggot game.
Why is it still allowed here? Literally on the same level as fortnite

>>717296329
>European

>>717313164
Yes, and only successful pros get to have brand deals, while those who fail the cut have to wageslave, what's your point?

>>717313345
uhhh, even the most forgotten white guy in the NBA has a starting contract that guarantees him a good life as long as he doesn't spend it in Vegas and whores.

Meanwhile, race horses have a frayed sword of damacles hovering over their head from birth

>>717295848
Imagine being unable to scratch your back for your whole life, this must be hell.

>>717312867
That's crazy for a mobile gacha

what uma would you mating press all day?
you can only pick one

Luckfags send me your power.

>>717313967
satano diamond

>>717313967
My queen!

>>717314098
go anon
go and gamble

>>717291642
Urara's owner was purposefully cutting her tail and mane shorter and shorter to an unhealthy degree because he was selling them as talismans. It reached a point where animal welfare groups ended up being involved.
Worse, there's a long running rumor saying that he sold her to a butcher at a premium in 2007~2008 because japs thought that eating her meat would bring them luck and the current Urara is just a scam to get money. It seems that this rumor has enough weight for insiders that every breeding plans for her were cancelled by the stallions' owners.

>>717314098
YOLUH

>>717313967
Silence Suzuka of course

>>717313967
Super Creek is the only answer

>>717314491
>4chan calls this japanese """"""humor"""""""
>people actually like it when the global version comes out
is 4chan ever right about anything ?

>>717314654
it's just /v/

>>717314326
Based

>>717313967
Rice

>>717307815
the first 5 hits?

>>717291045

I agree. :(

>>717314259
Pretty sure that last part's false
The plans just fell through, no horse butchering involved.

>>717291048
Yui is cute

How do they decide which part of a horse's name becomes their default name? Like half of them use the first part, half use the second part.

>>717314940
whatever is easier to remember

>>717288237 (OP)
Why don't you have any shame about bootlicking a game that exists to exploit male loneliness and gambling addiction?

>>717314940
Whatever is closer to a normal name usually gets used, and any "family" names are always skipped over, like there are multiple Mejiro or Satono horses.

why does this fucker hate chestnut coloured horses?

>>717315267
Yandere Spe doesn't work for me, she's more of a Sped

I just think she's neat. Bit of a jobber perhaps

>>717312876
They don't know what a camera does, but they can learn pretty quickly that people like when they do silly things in front of the shiny black circle.
Horses are very good at reading people's emotions. Clever Hans comes to mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

>>717290565
>has a 98% rate of successful fertilization with mares
Take a guess

>>717315517
She's one of only two Umas I still don't have, the other being anime McQueen

>>717315337
>special week
>has special needs, is probably autistic both in uma and irl
who the fuck named her?

>>717314729
It's the self-loathing.

>>717312285
>almost killed NTR
based NTR hater

>>717312285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoQEb1gaCY
Holy fuck

I want her to dom me

>>717315992
Did the jockey died?

>>717312285
Horse breeders call it "pedigree"
the rest of the world calls it "inbreeding"

all these horses are born with more debuffs than a Darkest Dungeon party

>>717315992
ouch
jockey is kill

>>717316072
No he got lucky

>>717315670
>>717312876
The horse for Mr. Ed learned to pick up signals and when to do stuff as he got use to all the filming. Trick and Stunt horses are great at this too. The Pony Breeds are also smart compared to many horses and pick up when to do and not do things with little to no training.

>>717296826
>sucking and fucking trannies on discord
How can someone be that insufferable? It's truly astonishing.

Other irl competitions would probably make for good fiction too, like Crufts or NASCAR.
I know a lot of you wouldn't care about irl horse racing if the horses weren't anime girls.

>>717315670
>After von Osten died in 1909, Hans was acquired by several owners. He was then drafted into World War I as a military horse and "killed in action in 1916 or was consumed by hungry soldiers"

>>717316605
Seems Hans was not clever enough to dodge the draft

>>717291642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ikDX9ICJEM&t=1s Both suck.

>>717315992
Holy BASED

Imagine being such a gigachad horse that you're not just there to race, but also to kill.

>>717316089
Is there even a more inbred animals then thoroughbreeds? It all traces back to 3 ottoman stallions

>>717316605
They were so hungry...

>>717316718
Dogs

>>717316663
>you will never RETVRN to slapping down wolves with your bare hooves
why even live

>>717312285
>>In the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten, Stay Gold raced against T.M. Opera O and Narita Top Road
if this was true then we would have seen this event play out in Road To The Top, which we didn't. Confirmed fake rumour and Stay Gold is actually a nice guy?

>>717315714
>probably
Certainly*

Building a debuffer Tachyon, what's a good deck?

>>717316820
Umamusme also omitted the event where Stay Gold bit Special Week's tail mid-race causing them both to lose.

Irl Spe didn't cry because she lost a race, she cried because she was in pain.

>>717316918
nice nature, marvelous big tits, rudolf, rice shower (Freebie SSR, raise her to level 40), the rest of the deck dont matter

>Gain a follower
>JRHNBR in the comment section

>>717312661
what

>>717313967
Gentildonna

>>717316820
They dont have rights for stay gold until 5 months ago
Stay gold was there when suzuka died
Stay gold was there for the final grass vs spe battle

>>717316605
Hun moment

>>717317006
>rice shower
Good idea, thanks.

>>717317027
You need 5 Goldship million fans for Golshi Week

>>717316605
I wonder how many war horses were eaten in the middle ages.

>>717316605
If only I had the basic video editing capabilities to do what is required

>>717317106
5 million goldship fans* oops

>>717317019
Jou Rill Hever Ne B Roman? What?

>>717317174
It means Just the Right Height, No Bucket Required. Implied horse fucking

>>717317054
>she caused every accident in every race ever and got away with it
Did Stay Gold really do this?

>>717317106
>>717317172
how much is a Golshillion anyway

>>717317248
Stay Gold actually slowed down and kept looking behind when suzuka slowed down

>>717288445
real question: will he clean the horse's cock if it's a male?

>>717317364
I wish I had never learned about the "horse bean"

google if you dare

I thank this game for keeping ironic weeb normalfags away from the things I like, keep them distracted.

>>717317360
did he want to ram Suzuka too or was he concerned?

>>717317530
He's just goofy, not evil

>>717316687
Most of the Gold Clan is like that

Gold Ship has tried to kill his trainer multiple times
Orfevre has tried to kill his jockey
Dream Journey has been described by people as " A creature of pure malice, with the pure i tent to kill everyone around him"

In comparison to the rest of their family, Nakayama Festa being a fucking asshole and Fenomeno hating non-asians seems actually normal.

>>717317243
>>717317019
how the FUCK do you even know this?

>>717317621
Oops, forgot my silly pic.

Just got a 3* Speed Urara with 1* Dirt.
I guess it is time to force Ogura into a dirt racer.

>>717288237 (OP)
I simply don't understand how these wastes of money actually become popular. This, Genshin, all the others. How is humanity so stupid?

>>717317836
Have you seen who USA voted for president?

>>717317891
Biden?

>>717317836
Look at the US and the absolute state of their population.

>>717317927
Yes. And?

>>717317836
I agree, Genchink is soulless garbage.

>>717317836
Just so you know. You being here and posting also adds to that stupidity.

>Golshi wins 1st in nearly every goal (3rd and 2nd in two of them)
>1st place in first two URA
>Uses every clock to only get 3rd at best in the Finale
What am I missing here? I spread it out and managed to get B Spe, C+ Stam, A Pow. If that was enough for everything else, why not the Finale?
>>717317836
Honestly, looking at the prices, I think I'll stay F2P, I haven't been playing since global dropped though.

>>717317054
>They dont have rights for stay gold until 5 months ago
It would be interesting to reimagine S1 with Stay Gold actually around, I know they made an expy but I don't think she talks or anything.

>>717317979
Oh I got this one for Oguri Cap. Didn't realize that it was so rare.

guys add me I need more friend points for Urara SSR 792525762104

>>717305789
its been a sport for over 2000 years you absolute faggot

>>717318025
What finale? And what stats?

>>717318078
Cute.

Why are they "friends" anyways?

>>717318078
wyd if you walked into your umas having gay sex?

>>717318250
Watch

>>717318250
It is my duty as a trainer to correct the error of their ways and turn it into straight sex

>>717311439
https://youtu.be/6yRYsMKAGwU?si=A86euW4ajK45fjLw

Dazzling uma musume

>>717288237 (OP)
How come Gold Ship is never on the promo images?

>>717313967
Taiki Shuttle except she does cowgirl.

>>717318231
>Trained and competed together
>Rivals irl
>Both children of Sunday Silence(Manhattan's ghost friend)
>Supernatural vs science theme

>>717318193
Huh? Pretty sure URA is only the 3, and I posted them.

>>717318025
spe: S
sta: C+
pow: A+
guts: C
wit: C
aim for that stat distribution
focus purely on speed and power initially, but start pumping sta and guts before the longer medium/long races come
try not to rest too much, use wit, recreation, and anything else at your disposal to keep adding stats while not sleeping

>>717318468
Depending on the races you do during the career, the URA track can differ. I think Golshi normally gets Ura medium track, but you can get Ura Long track with her too by just doing 1-2 Long races outside of the objective

>>717313102
i restored an old 5 inch/38 gun that belonged to USS Hank (DD-702) a ww2 american destroyer sold to my country then scrapped

it was in firing condition, in fact we test fired it with an original 5 inch training shell (and nearly destroyed the barrel since we got the rifling wrong)

i had plans of somehow sailing it all the way to los angeles and firing it at the USS Iowa turned museum, for glorious nippon of course, but A) we did not have a large enough boat and B) fitting a high explosive warhead + the fusing on another shell was beyond my power

we sold it to some collector

>>717318250
Tell them to quit horsin around

>>717318250
Impossible, umas only love trainer-sans

>>717288237 (OP)
>The game is still going strong, continuing to be a viral sensation!
chinks actually post this shit and then wonder why everyone can instantly spot them as ESL

What makes the Japanese horse racing so much more exciting than British and Irish horse racing?
Nothing can compete with the Grand National, Cheltenham and various other, more important historic flat races and hurdles
Fucking plebs have never placed a bet in their lives and it shows

>>717291048
Difference is that Uma honse racing is faithful to real life honse racing while K-on only used music as a front to trick you into watching a show about fucking nothing.

>>717318319
t. agnes digital

Do debuffers have to be late/end to proc their skills?

who would want to fuck... THIS????

>>717318672
Keiba actually makes more money than NBA

>>717318523
>anything else at your disposal to keep adding stats while not sleeping
Ah, I've been doing the rotation of Train>Train>Train>Rest the entire time, I'll try this.
>>717318569
Also something I did not know, I think the 2nd place was me setting her to Late instead of End so maybe that's why she got a bit closer? I honestly do not remember.

Thank you gents

>>717318672
Nips are better hype men. They also give more focus on the horses themselves instead of the jockeys. The JRA also collab with everything relevant under the sun to try and stay relevant to the masses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4

>>717318749
Only if you need to use Trick (Rear), otherwise no.

>>717318826
>Ah, I've been doing the rotation of Train>Train>Train>Rest the entire time, I'll try this.
remember, every time you rest, you wasted stats
your rank at the end is determined by how many stat points total you have, regardless of where theyre placed
even if you save just 1 or 2 rests per career, you're on the right track
godspeed

new player here, how many carats do you normally earn each day? without the bonus and gifts, just dailies?

Why does no one love Taiki Shuttle?

>>717319386
30

>>717288237 (OP)
> Everyone prior Umamusume:
Dude that's gross, horses are gross dude, horse penis though lmao.
> Everyone post Umamusume:
Everyone wants to bang the horse chicks now.

>>717319498
We've always loved horse pussy

>>717319428
Almost every Uma appeals to at least a few people. Titty Shuttle appeals to Japs who have this very specific vision of American cowgirls.
How popular a specific Uma is has partially to do with how commonly loved that niche/fetish/etc is.

Well, that's the end of Kitasan's story. Not my favorite season (needed more Team Spica shenanigans) , but I liked seeing the hometown hero do her best from start to finish.

>>717319585
What about her?
>>717319556
Nah, just you degens lol.

>>717319620
Kitasan Black is a cuck.

>>717318385
worst season

>>717319727
Cheval...

>>717318381
https://youtu.be/bgSytsM5faE?si=Kzy59z2G8jnCNcu6

>>717318389
cause she already is the face of the main jewtube channel

that's more promo than most umas will ever get

>>717319661
>139x349
If Tokai Teio has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Tokai Teio has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Tokai Teio has only one fan then that is me. If Tokai Teio has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Tokai Teio, then I am against the world.

>>717319760
it's only a little bit lower than season 1. It's just hard to compare against season 2

EI EI MUN

>>717320002
>>717319620
I would have given that season a pass if only they made an animated version of tracen ondo, but they couldn't even give me that

mambo

>>717318672
Nips are good at exploiting positive emotion and that carry over to how they portray their culture. Probably have something to do with trying to hide their dark story or something i dunno.

>>717320105
This, they literally have a canon winning live and they had to deliver a random ass idol song.
https://youtu.be/14qeMSCgNCs?t=141

>>717319760
Nah that's still S1
Kitasan and Dia both grew on me and they're way better than Spe
S3 is nowhere near as good as S2 or CinGrey, which is why it compared so unfavorably. You didn't have any frame of referance for S1, but it felt like a fall off for S3.

>>717320135
Wrong, they are good at it because its just smart business.
> Be liked as a company.
> Get money from customers because they are treated well.
> You can milk out your customers because you are doing business right.
Its a really simple concept "customer is always right" mind set. Japanese have always been a polite people but don't take that politeness for kindness.

>>717316813
Why he built like a tumblrina?

>>717316813
Ah look, he's smiling :)

>>717319760
it's literally impossible to dislike your wife, satono diamond.

>>717320215
>they're way better than Spe
But they can't beat her in an eating contest

>>717320371
ei ei mun

>gorillions of horses who shaped wars no one cares about
>horses who run in a circle for gambling addicts wowie!!
this really says a lot about our society....

>>717320367
her arc was fine, the rest not so much

>>717320401
HUGE GUTS MEANS HUGE CARDIO REGIMENT

>>717320401
>Condition: Slow Metabolism
Run is bricked

>>717320367
I didn’t vote for her.

>>717320008
>>717320119
>>717320371
>>717320404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>717320412
Tools of war aren't really that important or personable for most people, pets however are more important and sentimental.

>>717320523
>implying you had a choice

>>717288237 (OP)
> Guys do you know about how golshi made people lose 12b yen?
> Guys have you heard about golshi the ragebaiting horse?
> Guys guys
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

>>717318608
RUDOLF!

What kind of gibs and rating will a club ranked 2000 get? Doesn't look like we're getting any higher in the coming days...

>>717320746
You can choose to live in Zimbabwe or a first-world country.
That's to say, if your club is dire then leave, there's the cooldown but if you can join another club before the middle of the month, then it's fine and you still can get rewards.

Finally

Chuds can't possibly be this cute.

>>717320746
2000 is B+

>>717288445
>I can press buttons in a menu simulator
>surely that means I can train a real racehorse
That horse is going to die.

Is this evil enough?

>>717321006
MAMBO

>>717320879
>>717320962
It's not that bad, right? It's a /v/ club that actively partakes in shoe laundering at the very least, I'd rather not leave for a /vg/ one

>>717321336
It's ass, A is minimum.

>>717288237 (OP)
Okay cool will the japs make a gacha-less spinoff in the future?

>>717321831
Yup.
>Uma musume party dash

>>717321831
I've got a good bad news for you. They did.

I need Uma Relink.

>>717321871
They should make a Switch 2 party game with Umamusume. It would be cool.

I think of all of the concert humiliation rituals, having to do Ms. Victoria after a hard defeat would be the worst.
>ushering the winner in
>singing about how she's made her mark on history and how fucking awesome she is as the winner
>literally elevates herself above the others on a rising platform while you have to stand and watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxKP8t2bzrE
Christ get my girl off the stage

>>717296826
Gacha is stereotypically a third world hobby. You’re just grasping at straws trying to claim its detractors are Indian. Jeets probably play the shit out of this shit game

>>717321606
That's just not happening. Guess leaving early is better for both me and my club since the score gets deducted.

>>717322137
Jeets don't even have enough money to pay for gacha lol. Its 50% Chinese almost for every market in Gacha gaming other than Fujoshits.

>>717322092
They are all good sports about it! So what if you have to sing and dance with the woman who crushed your one shot at being famous? It's only a sport! haha...

>>717288237 (OP)
Looks like a fun raising sim, too bad its a fucking gacha.

>>717322137
This game doesn't have any porn appeal, which makes it a dead game for SEAnigs. If anything, Americans are the ones spending the most money on the game aside from Nips. Uma is ironically a white men game.

>>717322448
This article has very little to do with your point because of how much income varies from country to country. So of course first world nations SPEND the most because in India or Thailand or wherever one roll is a week’s pay

what do i do

>>717322894
commit sudoku by sunday nighht

>>717321073
end closers might sneak through

>>717322990
yeah I'm getting raped by Gold Ships

>>717322448
>Uma is ironically a white men game.
https://x.com/Sarga_co/status/1950535410704322752

it's bullshit how some skills are like
"if it's on a wednesday and raining and you're ahead but not 1st on the final corner get a speed boost"
and suzuka is just
>if winning keep winning lMAO

>>717323076
>Muhammad
>scours tumblr for uglified honse because anime women offend him
Behead this infidel

>join a /vg/ club
>club requires me to farm 15M fans every month

>>717323218
That's one victory per day bro, you should get roughly this much doing your dailies

>what's your CM build bro
>idk i'm just training mcqueen again

>>717323279
I'm a retard what does CM mean

>>717305789
>Pretending
It always has been you 3rd world you brown retard.

>>717323260
how do I get 500k fans in one run?

>>717323312
Cute/Male

>>717323332
racemaxxing

>>717306049
King Halo, Air Groove, Bakushin are the best Sprinters available right now.

>>717323332
G1 races
Actually getting the first spot

>>717323403
This horse is broken by the Japan earthquake in 2011 though.

>gacha trash is normalized now
the world is cooked

I hate Kitasan Black.

Hag Groove makes Maru look young

>>717323491
Cheval..

Shilling my 9* stamina spark I just got today
423486666734

my youtube page is just filled with horseshoe cleaning vids now

smart falcon is so cute. I want to get her into multiple allegations and never confirm or deny any of them

>>717323367
don't have Air Groove though

>>717323762
Thanks, ape.

>>717324005
>Some pink ape drives a nail into your foot
>Doesnt hurt, because it's not close to your actual flesh
>Supposedly

isn't 12 billion yen like a million dollars

Do the japanese make funny breeding ads for their horses like the americans do?

>>717316605
>Decisive Hun victory

>>717305732
we have 1 thread most of the time

>>717324339
based Goldshit enjoyer.

>>717288237 (OP)
Horsecock.

>Set game to skip scenario events
>Skip the intro to URA at the beginning
>But also the animation for the initial statue inspiration event
But i wanted to watch that...

>>717320412
name 5 war horses

>>717324509
>He didn't watch all animations in the first career
Definitely a metafag

I can't believe this shit game with generic anime girls with ugly badly placed small horse ears is popular bros

>>717324543
The thousands of mongolian horses who were gut and bled for the sake of thirsty Mongolian men to feast on their bleeding wounds who were on a march for more soil into europe?

reminder that there is a setting that makes it so the game stops skipping new events

>>717324509
Bro you get to see it like two more times in a run

>>717324647
Name them

>>717324158
>15.1 hands
>actually had 0 hands
wtf

Intrusive thought about how much the horse girls have to shit

>>717324652
There's also option to make your umas wear gym clothes for shit tier races

>>717324705
They didn't quite name them tbfh and I don't know mongolian so...

>>717324586
What do you mean first career? I want to watch them hold hands in every career

>>717324543
your
m
o
m
and fucku

>>717324708
>oguri just drops hiroshimas after the race

>>717324728
That improved my experienced tenfold, love me the PE outfits.

>>717324772
> No hentai scat doujin about Umamusume shitting habits.
That shit would be legit an instant meme gold. Germans would also like it.

>>717324737
Then your skip button better be gray

>>717324708
How is Berlin right now?

>>717324708
irl marvelous sunday pissed in his stable a lot. In game she has to use the bathroom before every race

>>717324543
Traveller
Jackie Chucephalus
Marengie Chan
Jackie Ch-
FUCK

Test

>>717295981
>Are horses just big dogs?
I actually grew up with horses and no. Dogs will naturally submit to you and want to be your best friend.
Horses need to be regularly convinced that you're the top horse or they won't respect you. Every so often i'd get challenged and once it was clear i was willing to be mean they would let up. They are fairly nice outside of that but nothing like a dog. You do need to be careful around them at all times.

>>717325026
your webm skills need more training than your umas

>>717325026
Sakura WIDE O

>>717325026
>homeSTRETCH haste

>>717288445
He’s going to fuck it, isn’t he?

>>717325026
>ost
https://youtu.be/ElogqKc7AIk

>>717324831
nobody? Imagine the memes.

>>717325026
>"Trainer-san did you record me out there?"
>"Can I see?!"
>

>>717288726
>Normies can't sympathize with animals.
They can’t even sympathize with other humans, why would animals be different?

>>717325181
Commission it pussy, too bad the yakuza would shit on you instead

>>717324831
>>717325181
pretty sure there must be at least one already

gacha fatigue

>>717299109
People think horses are a lot smarter than they are because they anthropomorphize them due to thinking they look good.

>>717325026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8h6Cbj8lPI

>>717325228
Why would the Yakuza hate on degen porn like that?

>>717305789
The horse is an athlete.

>>717325347
There's a reason you don't see hentai or doujins about them

Left handed is good for Taurus Cup right?
Or is it right?

>>717325573
Taurus is Left.

>>717325506
> Doesn't know about NTR/Yakuza rape hentai anime lmao.

Man you must be new, that's like an entire genre of its own to hentai. You even see a lot of manga with regular bad guy Yakuza being weird and creepy. Oh also, porn industry is Yakuza industry in Japan.

>>717325617
Retard

>>717288237 (OP)
>another forced meme FOMO game
its all so tiring

>>717325506
>le yakuza meme
Maybe a few years ago this was true but even then there are doujins on sadpanda. I think it's just most of the girls lack sex appeal.

>>717288708
>God I hate normalfags.
so, modern /v/?
this place is now, literally, a normalfag hub. We only discuss normalfag games and whats popular.
Theres nothing counterculture or niche about it anymore.

>>717325679
Retard because I know? Yakuza love that degen porn shit though.

>>717325697
Nope not at all, it has been going strong for a long time in Japan already and only recently released globally and the anime was so good normies got into it.

>>717325749
Most sexy girl

>>717325697
>forced

>>717324686
I think he means that erotic animation with the legacy girls holding hands.

>>717325749
most uma hentai is behind paywalls on fanbox

>report a typo
>Get a 10 roll in exchange
Neat

>>717325927
I'm going to kill you.

>>717325749
50% non-h still, and even then the majority of the rest is one-offs in sexy outfits or image sets

>>717325927
which typo?

>>717325749
Why would Yakuza hate being in Hentai as long as they are repped as the smart and respectful businessmen who sometimes enforce harsh rules? It would just be Yakuza kino. I mean hell, they loved that Ichi The Killer manga which was full psycho shit and had sex scenes as well as gore in it.

>>717325927
how do you contact them

>>717325976
Several of the trainee events have typos and weird grammar, unfortunately I skip old ones now so I cannot cash in on this new information

Imagine if they hadn't waited four (4) years to bring it to the west.

>>717326061
maybe it really was for the best

the game has more novelty now in the sea of open world fantasy gacha slop

Oh the game updated
>>717326026
Support > Contact Us

>>717289862
>You can pick carrots
You can what?

>>717326061
probably wouldn't have had to wait for characters more

>>717326173
maxxing out friendship with the Director before a set date unlocks a scenario with 2 choices each having a unique skill that unlocks as well as another bonus

>Do Narita Taishen's side story
>Be charmed by her spiteful manlet energy so much that I immediately roll for her
>Get Mihono Bourbon and Silence Suzuka on my first ten roll
>Get Narita Taishen, Tokai Teio, and another copy of Mihono Bourbon on my fifth ten roll
>Fully hyped up, I immediately start Taishen's career
>All my supports end up being completely useless cunts
>It was so bad that I didn't get a single rainbow training during the last summer training despite having all their friendships maxed out
>In spite of this, manage to win every race up til the event that rigs you to lose just before Kikuka Sho
>Get probably scripted shrine event with great result which cures the bad condition and restores Taishen's mood to normal
>Comes in third in the Kikuka Sho after Biwa Hiyahide in first and Winning Ticket in second
>Proceeds to win the hotspring ticket in the raffle event and every single race afterwards without having to use any clocks
I love my new son-wife!

>>717326314
>extremely little post-race sweat/musk/butt worship porn
Why even fucking live bros

>>717326297
>Read this
>Briefly remember some anons saying they regretted their 3* selector choice because they didn't vibe with their trainee at all
>Remember that they show the first four episodes of a newly released trainee's story while the banner is active
oh. that's why that's there. that was fucking obvious..

>>717326297
That's some crazy luck, I did 33 rolls in the banner and didn't get a single 3 stars yet, maybe the Goldship event will save my ass, I really want Taishin.

>>717311883
That's just because the nips are slow as fuck. The moment Global released I saw a bunch of japanese people welcoming overseas players and finding their wacky exploits funny like one guy who gave a full translation of what 'glue factory' meant

>>717326697
x4 max pulls with freebies I got her: >>717319661
Suffer lucklet.

>>717326779
> Glue Factory???
That's a new meme but I can only guess it deals with fluid-like matter.

>>717303271
he cute
he silly
he precious

>>717326630
give me an idea and I'd draw it

>>717327405
caked shower's sweat-filled crevice after stealing the triple crown from either bourbon or mcqueen

>>717327471
I might do it after the screenshot of her having a fatass in the anime
although it'd depend if me being horny for tachyon or urara doesn't get in the way

>>717327559
don't really need to be rice shower, any uma works too

>>717304236
She was a beautiful, innocent creature!

>>717326868
No, sending something to the glue factory has been a pretty old saying similar to telling kids that their dog went to go live on a farm.
People used to send old busted horses to the glue factory to get turned into animal glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LizH0Mzn03Y&t=24s
I think this is the first time as a kid I learned about the joke

>>717327805
Sauce

>>717295981
their intelligence matches a 6 year old human so yes kinda, its like having a 500kg autistic dog that can kill you with the right kick

>>717328392
https://files.catbox.moe/d1tpbq.png