Thread 717288616

>game for kids
>enjoyment of the ending is entirely predicated on the player being a 35 year old boomer

is there any post game area unlocks? you re-unlock the mine from the beginning off the game, but that place is ugly. I was kind of expecting to unlock DK's house in the jungle at the end or something. Is there no equivalent to peach's castle, or darker side?

It's e10 stupid

>>717288815
There's a challenge gauntlet for each Bananza form at the elders, then a final level after that, but no extra area.

>>717288616 (OP)
How many people do actually not know him at this point? He just was in a party fighting game that sold 35 million copies.

>>717289119
I never heard of him until bananza

>>717288616 (OP)
I think it's a pretty great boss regardless of whether or not you care about K. Rool.
The underageb& will just know him as "that guy in Smash" anyway.

>>717288616 (OP)
But I'm zoomer and I enjoyed the entirety of the finale because I played and enjoyed DKC1 and 2 :)

>>717288616 (OP)
DKC games have been on switch online for years and K Rool was in Smash.
Either way I don't see why kids couldn't enjoy a cool crocodile even if they had no prior knowledge of who he is.

>>717288616 (OP)
I'm glad this trash flopped HARD

>>717289119
King K. Rool in his King K. Room

>>717288616 (OP)
Nah, my 8 year old nephew was hype at the fake out ending. King K. Rool is just that cool.

>>717289926
Outsold 80% of the PS5’s library in less than a month

>>717291649
That's cute.

>>717288616 (OP)
You really think K. Rool and the Kremlings being a cool, last minute twist wouldn’t be amazing to witness as a kid?

>>717292803
>a cool, last minute twist wouldn’t be amazing to witness as a kid?
it would have been a cool twist to witness as an adult too if the internet hadn't spoiled it to me on launch week because I didn't become a hermit and rush through the whole thing.

>>717289119
keked hard

>>717293273
you dumb fuck, you have nobody to blame but yourself by not getting the fuck off this site and blocking recommended youtube videos
literally exactly what i did and it was absolutely worth it

>>717288616 (OP)
everyone loves crocodiles, kids playing donkey kong for the first time would just roll with it

Nintendo has realized it's audience is primarily man-children.
That's why they've become so aggressively anti-consumer. They hate their playerbase and seek to punish them for being such a societal disgrace, all the while knowing these pathetic babymen will keep suckling their tiny old cocks.

>>717296954
whatever you say snoy

>>717297040
>snoy
I own a Switch 1, a PS4 and a gaming laptop.
I ain't apart of any of you faggots, i just call it like i see it.