Thread 717288616 - /v/ [Archived: 185 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:10:17 PM No.717288616
dkb
dkb
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>game for kids
>enjoyment of the ending is entirely predicated on the player being a 35 year old boomer
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:12:41 PM No.717288815
is there any post game area unlocks? you re-unlock the mine from the beginning off the game, but that place is ugly. I was kind of expecting to unlock DK's house in the jungle at the end or something. Is there no equivalent to peach's castle, or darker side?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:03 PM No.717288898
It's e10 stupid
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.717288914
>>717288815
There's a challenge gauntlet for each Bananza form at the elders, then a final level after that, but no extra area.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:17:30 PM No.717289119
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>>717288616 (OP)
How many people do actually not know him at this point? He just was in a party fighting game that sold 35 million copies.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:20:19 PM No.717289334
>>717289119
I never heard of him until bananza
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:22:03 PM No.717289452
>>717288616 (OP)
I think it's a pretty great boss regardless of whether or not you care about K. Rool.
The underageb& will just know him as "that guy in Smash" anyway.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:24:53 PM No.717289635
>>717288616 (OP)
But I'm zoomer and I enjoyed the entirety of the finale because I played and enjoyed DKC1 and 2 :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:11 PM No.717289893
>>717288616 (OP)
DKC games have been on switch online for years and K Rool was in Smash.
Either way I don't see why kids couldn't enjoy a cool crocodile even if they had no prior knowledge of who he is.
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8/4/2025, 10:28:36 PM No.717289926
>>717288616 (OP)
I'm glad this trash flopped HARD
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:30 PM No.717291548
>>717289119
King K. Rool in his King K. Room
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:45 PM No.717291649
>>717288616 (OP)
Nah, my 8 year old nephew was hype at the fake out ending. King K. Rool is just that cool.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:22 PM No.717291758
>>717289926
Outsold 80% of the PS5’s library in less than a month
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:16 PM No.717292591
>>717291649
That's cute.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:13 PM No.717292803
>>717288616 (OP)
You really think K. Rool and the Kremlings being a cool, last minute twist wouldn’t be amazing to witness as a kid?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:29 PM No.717293273
>>717292803
>a cool, last minute twist wouldn’t be amazing to witness as a kid?
it would have been a cool twist to witness as an adult too if the internet hadn't spoiled it to me on launch week because I didn't become a hermit and rush through the whole thing.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:26:55 PM No.717294234
>>717289119
keked hard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:29:17 PM No.717294412
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>>717293273
you dumb fuck, you have nobody to blame but yourself by not getting the fuck off this site and blocking recommended youtube videos
literally exactly what i did and it was absolutely worth it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:05 PM No.717296435
>>717288616 (OP)
everyone loves crocodiles, kids playing donkey kong for the first time would just roll with it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:04:21 AM No.717296954
Guillermo
Guillermo
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Nintendo has realized it's audience is primarily man-children.
That's why they've become so aggressively anti-consumer. They hate their playerbase and seek to punish them for being such a societal disgrace, all the while knowing these pathetic babymen will keep suckling their tiny old cocks.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:39 AM No.717297040
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>>717296954
whatever you say snoy
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:07:36 AM No.717297181
snoobert
snoobert
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>>717297040
>snoy
I own a Switch 1, a PS4 and a gaming laptop.
I ain't apart of any of you faggots, i just call it like i see it.