Thread 717289519

my 5 year old nephew is visiting for a few days
he wants to play video games but - and his mother told me as much - that he isn't old enough to understand the concepts of challenge, winning, losing, and progress in general. the most he understands is him pressing a button and a character doing something on the screen.

what games is he able to play?

>>717289519 (OP)
@grok explain the joke

Yikes.... another unfunny incel Stonetoss comic

>>717289519 (OP)
getting molested but i'm sure you planned to do that anyways

>>717289605
The joke is sex. Now, please feed me more water.

>>717289519 (OP)
>>717289605
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>>717289519 (OP)
>he isn't old enough to understand the concepts of challenge, winning, losing, and progress in general.


....so?
Back in 1992 or so i would have been about 4 and I don't think I figured out that you had to press start to play Sonic 1 for like two more years. THEN I was scared shitless of Dr Robotnik at the end of Green Hill Zone. but I did figure out the cheat that lets you control sonic on the demo screen all by myself.

let that little retard play whatever he wants

>>717289519 (OP)
>5yo
>isn't old enough to understand the concepts of challenge, winning, losing, and progress in general
He's retarded isn't he?

>>717289750
>volumptious furry characters posted often look like shit and unatractive to me
>This looks fine
Uh....

>>717289519 (OP)
mario

>>717289930
surely autistic

>>717289930
Maybe the mother is retarded like most women and coddles her kid instead of helping him mature.

>>717290110
Give into the dark side..............

>>717290110
Bro it's chicken scratch.

>>717291992
>When some faggot's poor quality chicken scratch is more appealing than highly rendered and colored images

>>717289519 (OP)
kirby is made for his kind

>>717292625
he does like rtdldx a lot
but he can't decide between dicking around in ability rooms and playing actual levels
also he tends to walk off cliffs and get flustered when up against obstacles he can't fight

>>717292757
he will figure that stuff out eventually

>>717289519 (OP)
Everything you played as a kid, that's your job as an uncle

F U NEPHEW

>>717292757
In that case I got just the game, m8.

>>717290205
ding ding ding
we have a winner
greetings from kazakhstan!

>>717293084
MAYbe
this game likely has too many overlapping systems (bananza forms, usage of terrain, DK's own moveset and its applications) for him to fully understand
at this point i think sonic origins (i.e. with no lives to lose) and ratchet and clank might be the best ones for him

>>717293082
UNCLE PHIL YOU GOT TO KILL YOURSELF

>>717289519 (OP)
league of legends

>>717289519 (OP)
Putting a video game in front of a 5 year old is an extremely easy way to fuck that kid up for life. Maybe don't do that and go do something outside them instead.

>>717295282
the kid lives on a farm

>>717289519 (OP)
pokemon

>>717289519 (OP)
When I was like that my mother would boot up old side scrollers and shmups then enter an invincibility cheat. Just give him something on rails that he can't die in. When he's grasped some of the concepts give him something more involved

>>717289519 (OP)
How about the Humungous Entertainment games?
Those should be pretty straightforward for a 5 year old. Maybe sit with him if he needs any help/advice. Those were some of my earliest experiences with gaming as a preschooler.
Or maybe some retro arcade games like Pac-Man or Space Invaders, as those have straightforward gameplay.

>>717289519 (OP)
I usually set my 5 year old nephew with Mario Kart. It's kinda hard to completely fuck up driving a car, and depending on how retarded your nephew is, you can turn on auto steering, acceleration, or item usage.

>>717296238
Or the Living Books / Wanderful series.

>>717289519 (OP)
Rapelay.

>>717289519 (OP)
Is he stupid?
My daughter was playing board games and such with me since she was old enough to sit through one around 3 years and she understood basic concepts like winning/losing.