>>717294275 (OP)
And chess is boring for most people so w/e.
Games with masters can go on for hours, sure. Games between normal people tend to end in ten minutes or less, usually because one of them remembered a cheap strat online that the other didn't know.
>inb4 that's how real wars work
Real wars people die and nations change. Chess, one guy gets butthurt and flips the table while the other sits there like a toad knowing he did wrong. Big yawn.