Why did they make her look like that?

>>717296242 (OP)
It's an illusion.
Please remember to respect Pauline.

>>717296242 (OP)
>Mask off moment
I actually think it's evident they specifically knew the risk of her getting targeted by pedos and proceeded to design her in a way that isn't easily sexualized, hence the fat and small body and pretty huge arms and legs.

>>717296242 (OP)
she should have looked like this

Why indeed

>>717296242 (OP)
I love the :D at the end so much it's unreal

>>717296758
and then they left her barefoot and posed her in such a way that her soles would be pointing at the camera 90% of the time...

>>717296242 (OP)
Nintendo knows that half of their audience is made up of pedos

>>717297020
Remember, Shigeru Miyamoto prioritizes DK not being uncomfortable, and we must respect that.

>>717296758
>risk
look up how the splatoon devs talk about their teenaged characters

>>717297235
nu-DK's expressions are so fucking stupid looking, and rare DK also did silly shit on occasion

>>717297954
His expressions are fine.

>>717296758
>they specifically knew the risk of her getting targeted by pedos and proceeded to design her with huge hips and ass
Anon...

>>717297954

>>717298556
They did not.
She looks like Mario.

>>717296758
>risk
You mean reward.

>>717296242 (OP)
What? Ugly?

>>717299208
Fuck you faggot.

>>717298990
This schizo theory is so funny cause everytime they post a comparison picture, every single proportion and facial feature is completely different between them.

>>717299431
Don't take it seriously

switch 2 games hackable yet?

>>717299431
That is because her design and mannerisms are basically Mario and Pauline if they were fused together.

>>717299654
almost like she's a child, and thus would have stockier proportions and a more playful demeanor

>>717296852
ZAMN

>>717299903
Then please explain the following.

>>717300123
there are not many ways to jump in celebration without looking similar to mario
see >>717299510

>>717299903
>almost like she's a child,
Is that why I love her so much?

>>717300123
They're gonna lock you away son

>>717300123
are you implying italian is contagious?

>>717300370
I am implying that as per cartoon logic, Mario's mannerisms can be passed down to his daughter.

>>717300562
>cartoon logic
behavior IS genetic

>>717296242 (OP)
It's sad to know that this is what tendies fap to because they just don't know any better

>>717300776
We do not do that.
We respect Pauline.
Also, why are you here?

>>717300876
>We do not do that.
Where do you think we are?

>>717300123
>why does she have Mario's facial structure?
child
>why does she have thicker eyebrows?
child
>why is she so short?
child
>why does she have magic powers?
plot device

>>717300968
We are on a blue board.

Took my bitch to Mc Donald's land yesterday, you won't believe the head she gave later!

>>717301031
So you think that in 5 years, Pauline's facial structure would radically change, and she would suddenly stop being a dwarf?

>>717301257
I've seen it happen in real life, yes
it's called puberty, but for cartoon characters the youthful traits of their younger versions are exaggerated to create a visible distinction between them and the adult one

>>717297954
It's because your reddit brain is so polluted with basedjak shit that you cant enjoy goofy faces anymore.

>>717300123
Every single character jumps that way in New Super Mario Bros and Super Mario 3D World.
Is Peach Mario's daughter?

>>717297020
I'm literally about the drop five hundred dollars for the switch and this game.

The fact that her soles are pointing toward u is crazy

>>717301257
>Radically change
She literally has the same face but stretched vertically in that picture

>>717301493
What do you think the daughter of Mario Mario and Mayor Pauline would look like?

>>717301257
With puberty, diet and exercise fat chubby little bastards often look drastically different. Most people change dramatically. I would hate to be someone who was static from my preteen years to my eventual teenage and adulthood years.

>>717301650
Every character but Mario is ruled out because we know that Mario and Pauline are in a relationship.
Please consult this infographic to understand the progression of events.

>>717301875
>Mario and Pauline are in a relationship.
headcanon

>>717296758
I think this is pretty evident by the fact that she had no costume for the resort layer despite having one every layer before that. I think they probably gave her a swimsuit and it got cut late in development and they had no time to make a new one

>>717302851
They were together, and you don't see Pauline paired with Luigi, Wario, or Waluigi, do you?

>>717300123
I am VERY MUCH okay with this theory.

>>717302946
Nintendo's official stance is that all the characters are just good friends

>>717296242 (OP)
I want her to step on my banana...

>>717303584
Thank you.

>>717301182
cute lips

This is some "Rosalina is Luigi's daughter" type shit.

>>717300123
Daisy also jumps like Mario in Mario wonder. Does that mean Pauline is Daisys daughter?

>>717301257
Don't watch dragon ball I take it

>>717304783
I'm sure my theory has more evidence to support it than that theory.

>>717304764
CUTE

>>717296242 (OP)
>>717296852
>>717299510
>>717299654
>>717304764
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!

>>717296758
>that isn't easily sexualized, hence the fat and small body
Do you know what website you're on bro

>>717296242 (OP)
Look like what

>>717300123
>>717299654
>>717301257
Nintendo literally confirmed 13 yr old Pauline is the same person as in Mario Odyssey. Stop now

>>717306298
I'm afraid that's not possible anymore

>>717307163
why?

>>717306782
They do that for marketing reasons.

>>717296242 (OP)
Like what?

>>717307461
From a marketing perspective, it would be MUCH smarter to introduce her a brand new character if she actually was
It would generate more interest than "that lady from the arcade game that had a cameo in odyssey"

>>717296242 (OP)
It won't go viral just 'cause you keep spamming it.

>>717307794
Her being a new character is probably going to be the big reveal.

why do people keep spamming the same 5 promotional images or webms of the game

>>717307910
/v/ is literally the biggest nintendo shill site on the internet

>>717307902
When? Because the game already came out and people already beat it
The window for that reveal already passed

>>717296646
I'll give her a very respectful dicking.

>>717308065
Probably during the next general Direct or the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct.

>>717296758
>>717296852
>>717296875
>>717300968
>>717303908
>>717306298
>>717307727
>porn addiction

>>717308174
That would be a completely pointless reveal, if they did that the reaction would be
>really? huh
And they wouldn't care past that
There is literally nothing to gain for Nintendo from holding something like that back so they can pull it out of their ass outside the game the character was introduced in, it makes no sense
It's just more logical to think that Banaza Pauline = Odyssey Pauline

>>717308216
There is no such thing as porn addiction.
Just lives empty enough to porn becoming the main attraction of it.
I bet these people wouln't be wanking so much if they were in Zakus fighting the space federation, but sadly we can't have cool politics like this yet.

>>717296242 (OP)
I'd like her to give me a beat if you catch my drift eh Fryman?

>>717296242 (OP)
Because shitendo is run by pedophiles, for pedophiles

>>717308323
The reveal would be like
>I bet you're wondering who her dad is?
>Please take a look at this.
and then they reveal Super Pauline Sisters.

>>717308348
you browse on 4chan, you do not know how psychology works.

>>717308465
How would you feel if Bananza Pauline was revealed to be Mario and Mayor Pauline's daughter?

>>717308348
>Cut a zeek in half as usual
>It explodes into fox plushies
>a never ending, always expanding cloud of fox plushies taking the space of a big zam in volume
>they all have the bottom ruined by something

>>717308635
I'd SLIT HER FUCKING THROAT

>>717308946
Wahoo!

>>717309053
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>717309053
>pits
>feet
how dis they ger away with this

>>717296242 (OP)
Oh I'll give you a beat. Beat off my DICK!

>>717309063
Why?
Why can't Nintendo breathe new life into the Super Mario franchise?

>>717309063
Are you like an Xbot or something.
The whole "i gonna use the sony motto and be as annoying as possible" looks to me like some sort of low tier psyop.

>>717309232
The mario franchise is already really bloated, they rarely ever use half the cast outside party game spinoffs

>>717309265
He is not an Xbox fan.
He hates the idea of Nintendo letting Mario and Pauline have a daughter so they can sell more Switch 2 units.

what if pauline ate a mushroom and got too big for her clothes haha that would be so embarassing haha

>>717302915
>she had no costume for the resort layer despite having one every layer before that.
She also doesn't have a costume for basically every layer that doesn't have three fossil types, like the resort layer.

>>717309265
Nah, he's doxxed himself several times, the first going back 8 years ago. Unfortunately, he's legit, and retarded.

>>717308216
Do you have a better alternative

>>717308348
Puru cunny

Like what?

>>717298592
>NEOOOOOOO

>>717309674
lmao

>>717308216
Don't make me burst in to tears over myself, anon

>>717308174
I will literally bet my life on that not happening. I expect you to do the same.

>>717309653
Erotic

>>717309765
People will probably start demanding an explanation from Nintendo at some point.
Nintendo asked the fans to speculate.

>>717309926
Not really though, the overwhelming majority of people think she's mayor pauline in the past

>>717309314
I was thinking they could have three big Mario universe IPs.

Imagine if Bowser Jr. was just called Bowser so every time they're in the same scene it's just like
>the next boss fight is against Bowser, who's being assisted by Bowser. Bowser will shoot fireballs while Bowser attacks from his Koopa Clown Car while occasionally healing Bowser. After defeating Bowser and Bowser, Bowser will fall down, leading Bowser to help Bowser up before Bowser retreats with Bowser.

>>717309890
May we see some more for artistic purposes?

>>717309890
>Child magazine
Can I buy like a monthly subscription to this? I really need to be on top of childern.

>>717310036
That's probably what Nintendo wants the fans to think.
Then they can surprise the fans and reveal her to be Mario's daughter, and then the fans will go back and notice the Mario breadcrumbs.

>>717310312
The japanese call her 少女ポリーン (young girl pauline) though, even the official accounts

>>717310396
If that was the explanation, why would the developers ask us to think about why that is?

Why is there a streaming service in the Mario universe?

>>717309890
yeah, sex

>>717311554
PAULINE NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

i made sonic

>>717311554
Anyone ever consider that she is Mario’s younger sister? It seems like that would be the least fucked way to put her into the Mario universe.

>>717311780
Why can't she be Mario's daughter?
Why can't Mario be a family man?
Remember, people might not be motivated to save Peach anymore.

>>717312103
Mario is like 20, somehow

>>717312139
Donkey Kong Bananza takes place in the future, after "+" streaming services were invented in the Mario universe.
Super Mario Odyssey takes place during the early-mid 2010s, since laptops do exist.

>>717311727
well... you made Penders Archie Sonic

>>717309890
Oh Banana!!

>>717313487
literally everything on the left side is true though

>>717313670
t. fake fan that never read Miyamoto interviews.

>>717313670
Not that Anon, but you seem to want that because you don't want Mario to have a daughter.
Right?

The Illumination Super Mario Bros movie and Mario Wonder both came out in 2023. Why did Nintendo wait until 2025 to bring up that Mario and Peach are just friends? There hasn't even been a brand new recent mainline 3D platformer Mario game with Mario and Peach in it in 2025. All we have is Mario Kart World and DK Bananza during the 40th anniversary of Mario Bros games. Seems pretty weird timing to bring that up. I wonder what Nintendo could be planning. Why mention the status of their relationship? Also, Luigi and Daisy have been an item for years and have had their own statue with them together since Mario Kart Wii.

>>717314125
Especially when there is a supposed Mario and Pauline daughter that now exists.

Pauline has something important to say

>>717300123
This rabbit hole keeps getting bigger /v/.

>>717309121
those are the sweaty fits and dirty peet of a young 13 year old child

>>717314497
FUCK KR-

>>717314497
>"I can't do it!"
>*Makes the sound that Mario makes when he falls*
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>717307727
>>717304764
Someone knew the gestalt of the market here. Someone knew what they were doing.

>>717314497
N*****S

>>717314497
REIGN IN BLOOOOOD

>>717314623
"Wahh" is more closely associated with Wario
Pauline is Wario's daughter confirmed?

If you got rejected by a princess that you proposed to a d were trying to marry her, would YOU keep simping for her? Also if your hot tall ex sang a love song to get you back, would you ignore it right when the girl you dumped her for turned you down?

>>717314759
brainlet reaching take. Wario has Mona. also he sounds different. Fake fan.

The name's Line.
Pau Line.

>>717296758
she's got a midna body

Since Pauline is 13 (older than Lillie in Pokemon Sun and Moon) that actually makes her a hebe loli teenager

>>717314894
Put them grippers away, damn

>>717314759
No.
Wario and Pauline are not in a relationship.
Mario and Pauline are in a relationship.
Mario and Pauline are associated with eachother.
Nintendo has never paired Pauline with Luigi, Wario, or Waluigi.
Super Mario Odyssey heavily focused on Mario and Pauline, so much so, that Mario and Pauline were featured on the cover of the Famitsu magazine.
Goombette, the pink goomba, is dressed up as Pauline, and not Peach.

>>717315152
I dunno dude, her saying "Wahh" seems like some solid evidence to me
She even talks about how she's so strong that she accidentally crushes things in her hands in one of the getaway spots, which character is known for being buff and strong in the mario universe?
That's right

>>717315359
now you're just delusional coping. Wario is for Mona.

>>717315359
But Mario punches bricks and ? blocks.
Perhaps this is foreshadowing for Pauline going on her own adventure in which she uses her fists to punch bricks and ? blocks?

>>717315397
>now you're just delusional coping
And now you finally understand how you sound to others when you try to claim Pauline is Mario's daughter even after Nintendo debunked it, you're welcome

>>717315152
it's worth noting that the Super Mario Bros 2023 movie is not canon as confirmed by the Miyamoto interview where he said he wanted to make a more interesting story for the movie and that it doesn't really match up with the game lore at all and is just full of references. Also, the average height for a 13 year old girl is around just over 5 feet tall.

>>717315509
That Anon wasn't me, I don't call other people delusional.

>>717297020
90% of people dont find feet sexual.

>>717315509
>"Nintendo debunked it"
source? If you're going to make this claim at least prove it instead of using reductive logic or nothing being said at all as "proof"

>>717315560
Bananza Pauline is very short, though.
If she were to be Mayor Pauline, her height would be where the blue line is drawn in this infographic.

>>717315686

>>717315842
Nintendo will not spoil the surprise.

>>717315796
Holy cope

>>717315796
Cartoon characters don't follow this kind of logic though

DECAY

>>717316326
OSTRIIIIIIIICH

ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA

>Voice line is "AIIIIIIIE!"
>Character literally says "EYE EEEEEEEEEE"
That is not good voice acting. Shoulda just had her saying babble like the rest of em.

There is another version of the Pauline "Waaaah!" sound that is more like the Mario "Waaaah!" sound from Super Mario 64 than the Mario "Waaaah!" sounds from the more recent Mario games.

>>717316906
>Mario is words
???

>>717317371
When Mario falls, he makes a "Waaaah!" sound.

Here is another infographic.

ok but do you bang her or what?

Pauline must be protected.

>>717318720
cute feet

hmm

>>717296242 (OP)
Ain't that a rock?

okay so mario pingas'd a woman and they had a kid?

>>717313390
>singing about holes and being rock hard
what the fuck pauline

>>717320837
probably not

What if... Poppy x Pauline?

>>717320837
Yes.

>>717296242 (OP)
I know you’re trying to act “SEXOOOO” about this, but I have actual ideas about why.

Firstly, the game is going to be able DK platforming and jumping around while his partner is holding onto his back for dear life. It’s easier to have a small kid effortlessly take space up on his back than him having to hold onto a fully grown lady.

Secondly, I think they’re trying to “redeem” DK for the sins of Cranky kidnapping Pauline. It’s a bit harder to say “Oh no this mascot isn’t a kidnapper; it’s his family” when DK is still seen kidnapping Pauline in the Mario VS Donkey Kong series, even if he has his motives (Wanting to impress her with gifts, testing toy safety, or even throwing a surprise party for Mario). Having DK save a young Pauline can have the big wigs easily say “Oh don’t worry this character isn’t a kidnapper; he’s a redeemed hero now!”

And finally, they wanted to show her starting to get her moves we see her adult self do, so had her kid self do the moves to show her learning and getting more confident.

>>717307461
so who is the unmarketable nintendo employee wizard with the REAL super mario lore book? Hideo Kojima???

>>717317371
He was the word Mario for a bit to get a moon…

>>717300123
>>717299654
it's their granddaughter, another thing to note is that Pauline from Mario vs Donkey Kong, and Pauline in Odyssey is a different person

>>717322526
These theories get stupider by the second

>>717299654
>>717300123
she's wearing jeans instead of dress because she's a kid
she has similar attitude as Mario because that attitude is marketable, just like Mario
it's simple as t hat

These are two different people and any similarities are merely coincidental.

>>717318090
If you're going to include jumpman lore from the movie, what about the mayor Pauline from the movie who looks completely different?
She's clearly not the same Pauline but her mannerism is way closer to kid Pauline than adult Pauline who is supposed to be her mother.
It's evident that Mario cheated with movie Pauline, and kid Pauline is an illegitimate child between Mario and movie Pauline.

>>717322763
Yellow Wario is a child of Blue Wario, and he had sex with Mona

>>717322657
They can make Mario a family man, and have a new platformer IP to appeal to female gamers.
Pauline Mario III would print money.

>>717322889
I am using images of Mario Jumpman and Mario Mario's parents from the movie because those characters have yet to be depicted in a game.

>>717323075
yes but the lore is revealed in the movie, that means movie pauline is also real, especially when her attitude is A LOT like kid pauline
you have to include that notion in the part of your infographic man, it's not accurate

>>717323135
Pauline in the movie is real in the movie timeline, which is separate from the game timeline.

>>717308216
a cat is fine too

>>717323208
When did the timeline split off though? It doesn't have a cause for timeline split like Zelda
You have to also take in the notion of when Mario impregnated Pauline, as it takes 9 months for a child to get birthed

>>717322978
This would not appeal to anyone, if nintendo wants a plaformer for girls they already have peach

Pauline jr. fag is one of the most autistic motherfuckers on /v/ right now.

>>717323352
In the movie timeline, Jumpman and Lady have their daughter, who later becomes mayor.
After DK Jr. frees Cranky from the cage that Mario Jumpman and Papa Mario are holding him in, Cranky and DK Jr. go through the warp pipe and to the Jungle Kingdom.
Mario Mario never dates Mayor Pauline, and Cranky never kidnaps her.

>>717307461
Nigger whatever they say, regardless of the reasons, is what determines canon. You're acting the the mario universe is real and only you know its true secrets. That is how autistic you sound.

>>717323470
>he thinks it's only one person that makes this theory
lol the prequelfags are coping so hard

>>717323562
so the timeline is split in a way of JUMPMAN DEFEATED, and CRANKY NOT SAVED timeline?

>>717323654
most people saw nintendo confirm that both Paulines were the same person and were satisfied

>>717323654
what even is this prequelfag? I don't get this autistic super mario shipping fag lingo

>>717323654
You are literally the only one spamming this board with shizo theories about pauline jr. It's literally just you. Now, some people do argue about whether or not DK being cranky is being retconned, but everyone largely agrees that bananza pauline is odyssey pauline. You are a deranged retard if you think others are on your side here.

>>717307461
>Both the game itself and the creators are straight up lying to you and the true answer is an elaborate mystery spanning many years and several games told through extremely subtle clues
Or maybe you're just retarded.

>>717323790
There is no such thing. everyone agrees that bananza is an odyssey prequel. This faggot is just assmad his pauline jr. theory was wrong. He spent months up to game's release insisting mario and pauline fucked and had a kid

>>717296758
Damn you people really are out of touch, huh? You think she's not easy to sexualize? Day one on the internet or maybe just day one here perhaps? Please return to wherever you came from.

>>717308348
Honestly I feel like I kind of agree with this. The only time I even jack off anymore is at night, and SOMEtimes in the morning if I really feel like it, but I otherwise don't really have the time for it, or care to dedicate the time to it because there are other things I'd rather be doing.

>>717323939
factually wrong. >i-it's just one guy bros
meds now

Nintendo never confirmed anything.

>>717323654
have you not thought that it's less to do with which sidee you're on
but more so about making a multiple elaborate infographic, theory crafting about a cannonitty of a child character from children's video game series?

>>717324379
It's already been posted twice in this very thread
>>717299510
>>717315842
There is zero ambiguity here

>>717324465
source?

>>717324328
This nigga really thinks we haven't seen him spamming the board for the past few months with the same images and crack theories. Imagine being like this and having the audacity to tell others to take their meds

>>717324524
>"m-maybe if I repeat that it's all just one guy, people will totally believe me"
holy schizo

>>717324506
Nintendo's own damn website. https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-3/?srsltid=AfmBOoo8tHwYpt39WjJjYO75eF05d5bxUPVVCrGmp9TgYJgrYbF11Mqm

>>717307461
>Word of god says something
>"Nuh-uh"
What a waste of time.

>>717324592
>Nintendo of America
cool. now post Nintendo JP website

>>717324568
You can't seriously think this will work, do you?