meanwhile on extranet /v/. . .
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:01 AM
No.717296868
>>717297967
>>717325497
A female turian from c-sec raped me in her car pls help
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:19 AM
No.717296889
>>717296941
>>717331063
attention all stations; a negroid human has just entered the system
>>717296889
all humans are 'negroid humans' to me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:41 AM
No.717297045
Uhh all the Batarians or assfaces as I like to call them get off this board cause it's for Citadel Species' only understand cause if you don't I'll blow up another colony!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:50 AM
No.717297121
If I go outside on a ward will I die?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:55 AM
No.717297124
>>717297280
anyone got any Hanar porn?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:56 AM
No.717297280
>>717297898
>>717308719
>>717297124
This one believes that hanar pornigraphy would be rather boring unless it involved humanoids.
I just heard Citidal Space is going to start requiring identification to use the extranet. Is this true?
Why are they being backed by the Volus? Will I still be able to buy my Asari onaholes and Quarian doujinshi?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:46 AM
No.717297898
>>717297280
this one believes you aren't a true goon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:18:45 AM
No.717297967
>>717296868
Please file a report to C-SEC and we'll get it checked out and rule whether or not this is true.
If we deem it as a false accusation you can expect a visit from us again.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:24:51 AM
No.717298310
>>717297803
>asari onaholes
just go find a real asari and offer her credits, you'll at least get real alien pussy and not the fake shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:26:05 AM
No.717298385
>>717297803
>buying porn when asari prostitutes are just as cheap
ishygddt
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:29:45 AM
No.717298616
>>717297803
Those stupid fucking tentacle heads are saying I need to be at least 100 years old to look at Fornax online
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:33:09 AM
No.717298805
>>717297803
>need to upload a picture of myself anytime I want to watch porn
getting asari/varren porn is going to become literally impossible in the future.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:34:53 AM
No.717298894
>>717299097
Spirits, you can't say anything to these humans without getting reported for "speciest" speech. It's disgraceful. They're primitives that force their young to sniff eezo!
Bros how do I get a Quarian gf?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:38:13 AM
No.717299097
>>717299489
>>717298894
what did you even say
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:17 AM
No.717299164
>>717299289
>>717299017
STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN YOU HUMAN BASTARD
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:41 AM
No.717299185
>>717299017
Why would you want one? Go stick your dick in the nearest landfill. It's basically the same thing
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THIS?!? THERE ARE GIANT SQUID LIKE ARTIFICIAL LIFEFORMS THAT CAN CONTROL YOUR MIND COMING TO WIPE US ALL OUT REGARDLESS OF SPECIES!! WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU IDIOTS BELIEVE ME?!?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:40:49 AM
No.717299254
>>717299017
You go down to Home Eezo and promise them a job, kek Suitrat fucker.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:40:57 AM
No.717299263
>>717296807 (OP)
Seriously why is there no good mass effect porn game?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:41:21 AM
No.717299289
>>717299164
>Quarian cuck mad his women prefer BHC
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:42:32 AM
No.717299365
>>717299230
take your meds
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:44:12 AM
No.717299454
>>717299603
bros... turian gf... please...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:44:37 AM
No.717299489
>>717299683
>>717299097
I said their smell was putting me off my meal.
Human here, why do female Turian CSEC officers always pull me aside when I'm going through inspection? I've been around long enough for them to recognize me but they always take a long time with pat downs and keep suggesting strip searches. Are they just racist? This is a near daily occurrence. Keep saying they're keeping an eye on me.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:46:40 AM
No.717299603
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:48:05 AM
No.717299683
>>717299842
>>717299489
I mean that is pretty rude to say.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:48:15 AM
No.717299691
>>717299551
Your species is trouble. You lower property prices.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:48:48 AM
No.717299724
There are no B*tarians anywhere. This is great.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:50:57 AM
No.717299842
>>717299683
What's rude is disrupting my meal.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:51:06 AM
No.717299850
Just saw a batarian. My day is ruined
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:53:06 AM
No.717299985
>>717300336
>>717326020
Was there anything new from the latest N7 Day or did we fucking get nothing
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:55:27 AM
No.717300163
That biped Quorvex female covered in fur looks like she has reproductive intercourses with hairless male Klythorians
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:58:01 AM
No.717300336
>>717326020
>>717299985
this year will be the one that either is the nail in the coffin or they actually reveal something
probably just shit related to the show on amazon they're making,which if that does good probably would get hype up and possibly give them more of a reason to make the next game
/spoiler
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:15 AM
No.717300426
>>717300471
Anyone know where I can grab some Expel 10 tickets? This gross looking asari was asking around and I figure I'd have an in
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:48 AM
No.717300465
>>717300654
>>717300809
first person immersive detective adventure game set on the citadel
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:54 AM
No.717300471
>>717300426
>gross
if she's gross find a better one for cheaper. they are everywhere, moron
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:02:17 AM
No.717300654
>>717300465
la noire on the citadel would be 10/10
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:03:35 AM
No.717300734
>>717296807 (OP)
What exactly is this 'Carrier' thing these humans keep going on about? They do realize that those barges will get sniped by actual dreadnoughts before they can launch whatever it is they're supposed to be carrying, right?
WHO DO I NEED TO KILL TO GET OFF OF OMEGA FUCK
I thought it'd be the best place to live cheap and dangerously and fuck hookers but everyone just wants fucking money and I get held up every other dasy for my wallet? What fucking gives??
The anon who promised I'd be swimming in more Asari pussy than an obese volus in a blueberry factory was a fucking liar and now i'm stuck here!!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:04:58 AM
No.717300809
>>717301323
>>717300465
This and Halo are ripe for spinoffs, but the mass effect one requires writters that aren't retarded, and the halo one requires that and a company that isn't incompentant.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:10:45 AM
No.717301150
Just matched with this lady who's got a huge ass but her face looks like that ancient earth popstar. Do I go for it?
>>717300809
its criminal mass effect and halo dont have spinoff games like star wars does considering they have equal potential
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:13 AM
No.717301379
>>717300753
>he fell for the omega scam
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:06 AM
No.717301430
>>717301323
nothing has potential under microsoft unfortunately
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:08 AM
No.717301431
>>717301323
Hell even starwars doesn't have good spinoffs these days.
I want a Halo Flood horror game, or a First Contact War Mass Effect game.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:18:20 AM
No.717301614
>>717300753
sell your ass to batarians for money
STGfag
8/5/2025, 1:18:24 AM
No.717301619
>>717301758
WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY TO MAKE THESE A THING
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:19:20 AM
No.717301665
>>717301974
>extranet bans porn unless you post ID
>quarians no longer able to install nerve stim pro because their ID doesn't have a proper photo
>rate of quarian death by infection skyrockets
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:20:49 AM
No.717301758
>>717301619
Considering chucklefuck threw out the old story and racial rivalries, I think anyone would be free to take the concept of "beautiful plant people, consummate carnivores" and run with it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:24:05 AM
No.717301972
Reapers this, Reapers that. I just want to hang out with my alien bros.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:24:08 AM
No.717301974
>>717302284
>>717301665
>implying those suit rats wouldn't find a way to pirate it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:28:55 AM
No.717302284
>>717301974
What's Vorchasmongold playing?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:33:43 AM
No.717302614
I'm so tired of the asari dominating galactic politics and the economy. Why do those blue whores own us?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:17 AM
No.717302926
>>717338513
>old Asari Matrons who've lived for thousands of years suddenly get to dictate what humans can and cannot buy
Why the fuck are these old bitches so draconian?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:47:57 AM
No.717303618
>>717303858
Does anyone still play Galaxy of Fantasy Classic?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:51:05 AM
No.717303818
WHO EVER IS IN ZAKERA WARD APARTMENT G50056:
STOP FUCKING YOUR QUARIAN FEMBOY AT 4AM ET OR C-SEC IS GONNA DEPORT YOUR ASS
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:51:44 AM
No.717303858
>>717304837
>>717303618
Play Last Legacy VIIIX instead.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:57:56 AM
No.717304235
>>717304662
noguns here
need a ex/k/ member to tell me what weapon to get as a beginner weapon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:05:16 AM
No.717304662
>>717310260
>>717304235
M-920 cain trust me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:08:07 AM
No.717304829
Lol you guys are alright. Don't come to the Kithoi Ward tommorow...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:08:11 AM
No.717304837
>>717304971
>>717303858
Isn't that game full of Asari Maidens? How is the community?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:10:30 AM
No.717304971
>>717305283
>>717304837
Was good at the start. A lot worse since GoF started shitting the bed and they all migrated over here.
Still alright if you know where to look. at least there's a patch tomorrow.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:15:36 AM
No.717305283
>>717304971
Alright, I'll check it out, thanks.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:32:17 AM
No.717306307
How do i make sound images
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:44:38 AM
No.717307084
Good morning All. Just here to say my greatest thanks for the genophage. Those frog niggers were getting out of hand.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:57:59 AM
No.717307919
>>717308067
first time on the citadal and i'm on the hunt for some cheap blueberry pussy
where's the best place to find it? there's some chick here i can apparently fuck if "it would help me" but she's got a train being run on her for the next 6 months and i don't know if i want that
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:00:45 AM
No.717308067
>>717308532
>>717307919
Hit up Chora's Den. Ask for Nirena.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:02:18 AM
No.717308162
Utmost joy, the council is dead
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:08:58 AM
No.717308532
>>717308767
>>717308067
i asked her how many shes had and she got angry when i said "that's too many"
i guess that's what i get for wanting cheap. is there any asari on this place that hasn't taken the cock carousal?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:12:39 AM
No.717308719
>>717309832
>>717297280
This one wishes you a good morning, sir
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:13:48 AM
No.717308767
>>717308830
>>717308532
I hear Benezia's got a daughter with tits like a matriarch and who hasn't fucked half of council space
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:14:50 AM
No.717308830
>>717308767
I don't know who benezia is but i'd unironically go through half of citadel space and through molten lava if it meant i could fuck a virgin blueberry
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:18:42 AM
No.717309037
Oh boys are you all going to be pissed. Friend works for Amazon, he's in the tech side but he fucks. Been banging some girl on the studio side who's apparently Hollywood used goods (was on some reality show that had a pilot and then died, tried to fuck her way into the industry and eventually landed at Amazon where she banged someone for the job)
Anyways, Shepard is 100% not a white guy
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:22:09 AM
No.717309216
>>717318315
okay i found her. she's cute but she seems kind of autistic. she doesn't use contractions and she's in some kinky prison
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:24:56 AM
No.717309346
>>717309826
Why do we have to use thermal clips for our guns? Why can't we just use the option to wait for our guns to cool down by themselves? Are those damn Citadel liberals trying to control our guns?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:16 AM
No.717309826
>>717309938
>>717309346
Yes and no. the original intent from the CNRA was that you could eject a thermal clip and slot a new one to circumvent overheating if you shot for too long. but Big thermal Clip lobbied that the all weapons going forward must adhere to a "safety" protocol that would make each weapon predictably have a number of shots before overheating and being mandatory that you use a clip, else your weapon meltsdown. The venting systems were changed from active ventilation to venting all in one go with a new clip.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:27 AM
No.717309832
>>717308719
Piss off you big stupid jellyfish
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:15 AM
No.717309938
>>717309826
>Big Thermal Clip
>>717304662
that's a nuclear yield weaponry, anon. give me an actual rec
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:52:21 AM
No.717310853
bump
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:10:25 AM
No.717311827
>>717312041
>>717310260
>nuclear weaponry is an issue
found the non krogan
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:13:59 AM
No.717312041
>>717311827
Shouldn't you be busy making some dead babies?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:51:47 AM
No.717314112
ALL BATARIAN MUST HANG
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:21:15 AM
No.717315661
>>717299551
They want to fuck
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:22 AM
No.717315760
>>717296941
Smug observation: You are a Batarian. With barely contained disdain: You deserved to be indoctrinated.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:44:39 AM
No.717316818
>>717299230
Reasonable, You should take your "meds".
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:14:29 AM
No.717318315
>>717309216
She's used a contraction in that very image
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:17:47 AM
No.717318514
>>717318565
>>717299230
jesus I hate reaperfags so much
>"uH no tHe GeTh COULDN'T HaVe buiLT a BIG SHIP iT hAs to be DA SPACE FISH!!111"
giving the terminus extranet access was the galaxy's worse mistake, it's nothing but BKC and schizoposting now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:57 AM
No.717318565
>>717318514
>And now for something, completely different.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:57:10 AM
No.717320415
I keep getting fucking junkmail from this asshole
All I did was buy a couple quad fertility supplements...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:40 AM
No.717322553
Attention Asari workers. Report to councilor Dukat's office for female penis inspection day.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:24:36 AM
No.717324251
>>717325165
I sure hope someone picks the green ending.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:45:41 AM
No.717325121
Tired resignation: all the elevators on the Citadel move too fast. Hopeful request: ten minutes between floors gives me plenty of time to mentally adjust.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:55 AM
No.717325165
>>717324251
My species is insensitive to the "visual spectrum". I'm good no matter which ending Shepard picks.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:48:28 AM
No.717325216
Good, you opened this message.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:48:35 AM
No.717325220
Chastising response. The developers really blew it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:47 AM
No.717325351
Apparently there's this weird cult going around on the Citadel called "The Church of Casey". The cult part's not weird, it's that its adherents all hate their god.
Seriously, they won't shut the fuck up about him. (picrel)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:54 AM
No.717325497
>>717327481
>>717296868
Oh my God. That's terrible. Which car was it?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:55:07 AM
No.717325510
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:02:12 AM
No.717325773
>>717296807 (OP)
Reminder that once we get off our planet every one of you tiny, squishy xenos scum will bow before us as we take our rightful place as rulers of the galaxy.
>>717299985
>>717300336
So, here's some things we learned this year
>the game has been on hold with no one working on it since 2023
>following Veilguard's failure, no work was being done on ME, as the studio waited for EA to restructure them
>Bioware Edmonton is gone, now it's just a random EA work hub
>the Bioware name is just a label EA can plaster on anyone now
>work on ME resumed in June
>the game got rebooted
>there is a show in the works that will likely lead in LE sales, if it's any good
>the production team from the Fallout show is working on it (meaning sets, suits etc.)
>former Fast and Furious writer/producer is on the team
>Mary DeMarle was hired to write Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Mass Effect
>Youtuber was hired to write for the script as well
>game is in development hell, since we have not even an early gameplay prototype
>not likely to release before Q4 2028 at the earliest
>N7 Day 2023 showed an Angara, hinting heavily at an Andromeda sequel
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:49 AM
No.717326198
>>717326248
My batarian gaming friend hasn't been online for 5 months now bros...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:24 AM
No.717326248
>>717326198
I hear that asteroid incident did some damage to that system's extranet access
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:54 AM
No.717326262
>>717326653
>>717326020
>N7 Day 2023 showed an Angara, hinting heavily at an Andromeda sequel
They're really going to try and inflict another one on us? ffs it's been 10 years since the first one and the only things people remember about it are the bugs and awful animations.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:24:44 AM
No.717326493
Am I the one only who go crazy about this, why the fuck would you subject your descendant to become Asari? They'll never resemble you or any of your ancestors, and they'll grow around spending hundred years or so as a slut.
>>717326262
It's hard enough to remember it at all, imagine making it homework for your next game.
This game, had it been out in 2023, it would have been a hard sell. It's not likely to come out before Q4 2028. That's at least 11 years after Andromeda flopped. I expect this game to have a Q4 2029 release, personally. It is insane.
Had Veilguard released in 2023, and this game was coming out this year, and it was just 4 years after the LE, I could see them capitalizing in a Shepard sequel, but in 2028, if the show is out by then, if it's good, if it capitalizes on that, but that's like 3 ifs. I don't know how they can sell Mass Effect anymore.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:30:01 AM
No.717326662
>>717299230
>i-is that a squid? And it’s made of… METAL?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHHH, SAVE THIS ONE, BATARIANMAN!!! THIS ONE IS GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE!
Lmao, this one cannot believe how gullible you people are
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:33:06 AM
No.717326783
Ever since the Council allowed humans to join the Citadel, the galactic community has been plagued with the obsession of the size of male reproductive organ.
The Council should have let us glass Shanxi all the way to Earth.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:39:16 AM
No.717326996
>>717327717
I heard one of Shepard's crew started an ExtraFans account. Is this true?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:41:47 AM
No.717327075
Anyone else think that the keepers are... kinda sexy
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:43:31 AM
No.717327142
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:47:29 AM
No.717327275
Is it weird to be in a relationship with someone that's 20x older than you?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:52:51 AM
No.717327481
>>717327586
>>717325497
there is only one kind of car in the mass effect universe
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:54:44 AM
No.717327540
>>717296807 (OP)
Built for big batarian cock
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:45 AM
No.717327586
>>717327728
>>717327481
Yeah, but which one? So I can avoid it.
>>717326653
>Q4 2028
Which would be 16 YEARS after ME3. Nearly 2 decades since anyone has played a game featuring shep and it had one of the worst endings to a game ever. Why would anyone want to follow up such a shitshow with a direct sequel? Just let the series and Bioware die a final death and make a new live service money pit that's not weighed down by so much baggage.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:58:57 AM
No.717327717
>>717333845
>>717326996
I wouldn't know anything about it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:59:07 AM
No.717327728
>>717327586
the one that's a' rockin
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:31 AM
No.717327781
>>717296807 (OP)
My friend contracted a minor STD from a Vorcha escort during an Omega gambling trip. His shit looks like a rachni queen. Can anyone recommend a good doctor or home cure ?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:51 AM
No.717327796
>>717327648
They did release the LE in '21 and that kinda revitalized the interest a little. Also, the 2019 teaser showed 3x the interest for ME than DA. Now, had ME game been scheduled to release this year, for example, with shepard and co., I do believe it would have been a hit. But 2028 is just ... it's over.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:58 AM
No.717327797
>>717327648
>16 YEARS after ME3. Nearly 2 decades
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:01:54 AM
No.717327828
>>717327648
>Which would be 16 YEARS after ME3. Nearly 2 decades
It's not fair...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:03:01 AM
No.717327867
"Reapers" are a Volus-contrived plot designed to make trillions. Across the citadel the little grubs gather to short military stocks.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:04:44 AM
No.717327923
Shooten Gunarian (R), Palaven
-135 years old
>Please god let us glass the Terminus Systems just once I'll do anything to see those Batarians burn please let us build just one more dreadnought at least please
-Respected Citadel Ambassador
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:06:40 AM
No.717327981
>>717296807 (OP)
>everyone die from one asteroid
Brilliant design
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:38:01 AM
No.717329115
>>717329484
>>717326653
>I don't know how they can sell Mass Effect anymore.
I asked that after Mass Effect 3 (and was thinking it after Mass Effect 2) but corpos are extreme sluts for brand milking.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:47:32 AM
No.717329484
>>717329651
>>717329115
After ME2 they had a lot of hooks. Cerberus, Genophage, Geth, the new cast, the old cast, Reaper fuckery in the background, all sorts of places they could go with it. After ME3, there was nothing.
And I get it, video games, story isn't important, all you need is shooting aliens in the face and exploration. Guess what, that didn't sell. Turians and Krogan alone, that didn't sell. Nothing sells. What did sell? The things that are no longer in the franchise. The things that Bioware did away with in ME3. That sold. Patently, because we have the numbers that it did.
Personally, I don't give a shit if the game sells anymore. Can we get some updated models of the trilogy cast, instead of relying on Rigid3d, and maybe see what Jack's tattoos look like below the waist? That's all I'm interested to see. If not, fuck it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:52:02 AM
No.717329651
>>717329867
>>717329484
Personally after ME2 I felt there no hooks left because the game pretty much rubbed it in my face that my decisions weren't going to amount to any meaningful differences that weren't just "guess we'll replace the dialogue here, maybe alter a little of this sequence." Among a lot of other problems with its writing in general. It destroyed all my faith in Bioware and ME3 just proved me right to give up on them frankly. Mass Effect billed itself heavily on a continual story of decisions and consequences. They can't ever bottle that genie back up after releasing the tri-colour endings. Even if they went back to Shepard, Garrus, Wrex, Asaris that don't make people cringe and anything else, they can't recapture the good will they had prior.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:11 AM
No.717329867
>>717329989
>>717329651
Do you want me to tell you that there's anything they can do to fix the shit they've been doing for close to 15 years now? There's no single game that can do that, and even then, assuming the next game is everything you wanted out of ME, they'd need 4-5 games to achieve that. And when each game takes 4-5 years, building up that rep is gonna be impossible. Is anyone going to wait 20 years to see Bioware recovered? That's done, that's over. Like I said, we get what we can, and fuck them. I'll make a better game in 2035 with chatgpt, cocaine and hookers. In fact, forget chatgpt.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:27 AM
No.717329989
>>717330096
>>717329867
There is nothing they can do and a lot of studios are facing the exact same problem. Growth is drying up, markets are saturated, development costs are insane. Bioware's just one of many facing all the same problems.
How is she supposed to take dumps with her suits being like this?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:03:05 AM
No.717330096
>>717329989
>Bioware's just one of many facing all the same problems.
Yeah, but Bioware's been facing that problem since 2011. Studios didn't have that problem in 2011. Studios didn't have that problem until 2020.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:04:06 AM
No.717330152
>>717330025
Maybe she has a hidden zipper that goes between her legs.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:20:08 AM
No.717330790
>>717296941
When did they teach toilet brushes to speak?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:25:53 AM
No.717331063
>>717333295
>>717347645
>>717296889
>>717296941
Kill yourself b*tarian freaks. We don't discriminate our niggers in the 22nd century
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:47:36 AM
No.717331923
>>717332289
>>717326653
From some hearsay that got to me, i heard that Battlefield 6 and ME4 are going to be the last straw for those companies. Make it good or "else"
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:56:57 AM
No.717332289
>>717332446
>>717331923
Some former Bioware devs were move to work on Battlefield, and that move is permanent, but with potential to move them back to Bioware, after Battlefield ships, if there is a spot for them. My guess is that if Battlefield fails, those devs get fired, EA starves the game and it eventually falls through entirely. Battlefield is, I think, guaranteed not to hit the 100 million players EA seems to want for it. If it does better than 2042, I'd be shocked. There is very heavy campaigning for it, though. You can see it here on /v/ as well.
tl;dr I don't think we're getting ME, if Battlefield fails.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:00:57 PM
No.717332446
>>717332928
>>717332289
>100 million players
EA's sales estimates were always fucking retarded.
Sales numbers like a few million seems small now but that's because the hobby has grown so fucking much in the past 12 years since Dead Space 3 released and EA KILLED Visceral because it didn't get 5 million people to buy it in 2013.
100 million is just asking for the studio to be shut down.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:07:30 PM
No.717332724
>>717299230
I have already dismissed that claim.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:12:45 PM
No.717332928
>>717337479
>>717332446
I am sure the internal sales expectations are not even close to that, but with the amount of people and the years of work that have gone into this, I'd say it needs at least 8 million copies at launch. Which is insane, I know, but the game needs its RoI.
Even if it does sell that, though, and they jump over to Mass Effect next, it's not a game that can sell 8 million copies, or 5 million copies, or even 3 million copies. It's not Killzone, or Gears of War. If it matches Veilguard launch sales in 2028, it'd be a miracle.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:13:45 PM
No.717332969
>>717333358
UH, ALL THE BATARIANS OR AS THIS ONE LIKES TO REFER TO THEM OCULOQUADROONS, PLEASE ABSTAIN FROM FURTHER INTERACTION WITH THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT IS FOR CITADEL SPECIES ONLY, UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT THIS ONE WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE TERMINUS SPECIES SLAVES AGAIN
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:48 PM
No.717333017
>>717330025
She's genetically perfect. No poo, just braps.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:21:00 PM
No.717333295
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:22:36 PM
No.717333358
>>717332969
>OCULOQUADROONS
Good one jelly, I'm stealing that.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:33:45 PM
No.717333845
>>717334842
>>717327717
>>717330025
I head she did Fornax.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:45 PM
No.717334097
>>717299230
Lol "reapers". Whatever you say, human spectre token kek
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:47:38 PM
No.717334428
How do these Earth Clan not notice they have a Vorcha infestation on their planet? Indians they call them. No!
They are Vorcha! Are they blind?!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:48:46 PM
No.717334472
>>717297803
The one same manufacter that makes all of our Omnitools is not a Volus based company
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:57:16 PM
No.717334842
>>717336174
>>717333845
I don't know.
She may have done everything and everyone except me at this point.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:10:26 PM
No.717335418
>>717335836
>>717326020
>>the production team from the Fallout show is working on it (meaning sets, suits etc.)
>>former Fast and Furious writer/producer is on the team
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:20:47 PM
No.717335836
>>717335418
>It's not about saving the galaxy from the Reapers
>It's about family
>Puts an Eezo drive on a datsun and crashes it into a Reaper
>>717334842
I'm pretty sure cropped porn is against the rules of this board.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:31:44 PM
No.717336315
>>717336174
Is it? nothing nsfw is shown.
Copious numbers of images of cropped femshep porn get posted all the time here, yet nothing happens.
If it's wrong, it's wrong. Want me to delete them?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:54:15 PM
No.717337479
>>717337635
>>717332928
Lets not be generous to Killzone.
It was fine but it never sold that much
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:54:56 PM
No.717337510
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:57:26 PM
No.717337635
>>717337479
It sold 2-3 million copies. We're looking at half that for the next Mass Effect, and that's the optimistic evaluation.
Miranda Lawson is a proud dignified human supremacist. NOT a pleasure toy for aliens
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:01:32 PM
No.717337854
in my canon shepard is female and she only fucks aliens
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:04:59 PM
No.717338029
>>717338291
Ah anon, its good to see you. I have been brushing up on your strange Terran ways. Specifically old Earth animated shows. I rather like the one about the five colorful equines who use their friendship as a weapon to battle evil. I wonder if you might know where I could find more of this particular show or even the offshoots of it. Its....strangly fascinating. I may have to share my findings about this show with the science league.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:06:33 PM
No.717338116
>>717337773
It's all part of her alien eradication plan.
If all quads belong to her, that's more destructive for the Krogan than any bloodlust and any genophage.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:09:40 PM
No.717338291
>>717338636
>>717338029
Keep up the good work, Mordin. You fascination with terran autism might actually bring out a cure.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:14:07 PM
No.717338513
>>717302926
Asari matron should serve BHC as public cumdumpster
Asari Matriach owe me sex.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:14:30 PM
No.717338539
>>717340683
>>717310260
Get a Carnifex. 2 galactic wars. Nothing even comes close in stopping power to that baby
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:16:18 PM
No.717338636
>>717339162
>>717338291
Yes that was my intention when first starting this experiment anon. Though I will admit I find myself enjoying the work more than I should. Especially when the pink spastic equine they call "pinkiepie" is on the holoscreen. She for some reason captures my full attention though I do not fully understand why. Though I find myself full of what I can only assume to be disdain when ever the white and purple pony who makes clothing for the others appears. These finds are fascinating....I must watch more to uncover why these reactions are happening.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:26:52 PM
No.717339162
>>717339705
>>717338636
One last question, doctor.
What do you think of when I say "It's Mordin Time"?
>>717339162
THE AUDACITY! THE SHEER ILLOCAL NONESENSE OF IT! AN ALICORN?!? OF ALL THINGS TO DO THEY MAKE HER AN ALICORN?!? THIS IS JUST TO SELL PRODUCTS IS WHAT IT IS!!! AS THOUGH THEY CARE MORE FOR PROFITS THAN FOR CREATING AND NURTURING THE INTRICATE LORE OF THE SHOW!!! I MUST INFORM THE COUNCIL AND SALARIAN GOVERNMENT! IS THIS ISNT A REASON TO DECLARE WAR ON EARTH AND HAVE THEM KICKED OFF THE COUNCIL THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS!!!!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:41:11 PM
No.717339991
>>717339705
You've lost me doc.
>>717338539
>Carnifex
>decent stopping power but shitty recoil and shitty heat sync
Why? It's a liabillity if you're not a good shot or haven't paid to have it upgraded.
At its base use, it's practically useless.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:24:23 PM
No.717342370
>>717345403
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:17 PM
No.717343598
Any of you tried Elcor pussy?
My advice is don't, It grips like a hydraulic press.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:58:49 PM
No.717344565
>>717339705
MORDIN! STOP YOUR AUTISTIC RANT AND LOOK UP MARE PUSSY IMMEDIATELY!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:16 PM
No.717345403
>>717340683
>>717342370
Exactly. That's why you go to the range and practice. It teaches you discipline. Not like three new kids with borderline smg handguns
>remember the hot tomboy human from the battle of the citadel vids
>look her up
>humanity is getting another spectre
>only she looks like a hooker now
>"Standard issue" alliance armor of a miniskirt and high heels
>ridiculous hair and makeup straight out of fornax
>probably performs sexual favors for the council
I thought they only did this shit to the Asari
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:27:04 PM
No.717346315
>>717346067
>join Cerberus to do my part of help humanity
>the second-in-command dresses like she take's the boss's cock up her ass every other day
Same shit, different corner of space
Saw a Vorcha the other day. Horrible creatures.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:34:45 PM
No.717346821
>>717346365
I've heard others say the same.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:37:18 PM
No.717346978
Anyone remember who made that femShep porn CYOA?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:40:28 PM
No.717347178
>>717347597
>>717337773
Never ask a Cerberus agent the species of her boyfriend
fuck Batarians
fuck Vorcha
fuck Volus
simple as
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:47:15 PM
No.717347584
Turian women are made for human men.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:47:30 PM
No.717347597
>>717352095
>>717347178
With barely contained lust: I imagine she fornicates with varren, pyjaks, and even yahg.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:48:07 PM
No.717347645
>>717331063
>We don't discriminate our niggers in the 22nd century
I'm a traditionalist
I do
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:49:07 PM
No.717347698
>>717330025
Women don't shit retard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:52:37 PM
No.717347898
>they consider humans sentient enough now
Yikes
They even accepeted them on the citadel
Who's next? Rachni?
It's so over
THD
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:56:36 PM
No.717348129
Saw a human out with his sexbot at the club the other day. I know we've come a long way with interspecies relationships but is it normal to just be out in public with sexbots now?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:10:35 PM
No.717348987
>>717350739
>>717347470
Calm down, chud, you already lost
Human females want BBC (big batarian cock) and you can't do anything about it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:05 PM
No.717349702
>>717346365
"Vorcha could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this ward before. There could be vorchas anywhere." The cool simulated wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE VORCHA" he thought. Faunts - M4, Part II reverberated his entire skycar, making it pulsate even as the 10 credit asari honey mead circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of non-citadel races after dark. "With a skycar, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:39:32 PM
No.717350739
>>717359960
>>717348987
>>717347470
What is it with humans? Neither gender seems to be attracted to their own species. How do they manage to reproduce?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:44:54 PM
No.717351052
>>717358271
Trust me, the goods coming from the Terminus Systems will be GREAT for business.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:47:52 PM
No.717351226
>>717351518
>>717346067
she's just expressing her independence
wouldn't be a thing on Khar Shan
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:53:18 PM
No.717351518
>>717351226
Not a whole lot that is still a "thing" on that mass grave lmao.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:02:35 PM
No.717352095
>>717347597
>the elcuck doesn't even get laid in his own fantasies
>>717346067
she has her uses
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:32:10 PM
No.717354215
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:05:20 PM
No.717356482
>>717363776
asari sexo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:15 PM
No.717358271
>>717351052
Fuck you faggot.
MEGA!
Make Earth Great Again!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:43 PM
No.717359951
>>717299017
just be human
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:48 PM
No.717359960
>>717350739
>What is it with humans?
Indoctrination by the reapers, I'm telling ya
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:54 PM
No.717360328
>>717360710
>>717354161
Canon romance too.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:05:16 PM
No.717360710
>>717360328
Sorry, blueberry is the only one you can romance in all three games
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:06:41 PM
No.717360808
>>717299017
Are you turian?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:21:51 PM
No.717361763
>>717296807 (OP)
Terra Firma will mark Armistice Day in the wards
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:35 PM
No.717361814
Banes?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:50:36 PM
No.717363776
>>717299230
with derision: human hands typed this post
>>717330025
this one was made for Big Elcor cock
>>717356482
asari women fuck varren