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Anonymous No.717302578 [Report] >>717303050 >>717303115 >>717303847 >>717304017 >>717304154 >>717304326 >>717304412 >>717304436 >>717304484 >>717304503 >>717304715 >>717304720 >>717305493
>This 14-year-old girl with a petite, erotic frame and a tiny pocket knife is able to take on grown men in combat and win
Do they actually expect us to believe this?
Anonymous No.717302649 [Report] >>717302807 >>717303379
I think I've nutted over 1000 times to her by now.
Anonymous No.717302807 [Report] >>717303008
>>717302649
erm...
Anonymous No.717303008 [Report]
>>717302807
Part 1 Ellie, to be specific.
Anonymous No.717303050 [Report] >>717303113 >>717303370 >>717303442 >>717304372
>>717302578 (OP)
14 year olds have no ass, no tits or hips. You are literally gay
Anonymous No.717303113 [Report]
>>717303050
>14 year olds have no ass, no tits or hips.
You've clearly never seen 14 year olds these days.
Anonymous No.717303115 [Report] >>717303838
>>717302578 (OP)
I wouldn't mind being pinned down, straddled and stabbed to death with a pocket knife by this little girl if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.717303370 [Report]
>>717303050
sounds like you just want fat, plenty of americans have that even their children are obese
Anonymous No.717303379 [Report] >>717303882 >>717305220
>>717302649
Same. I had a crush on her when her game released and seriously pumped litres all through my (late) puberty solely to her and Sarah. Was insanely attached. Annoyed at how the second game went but it gave me more of her at an age I don't feel gross about stroking to so thats a plus I guess.
Anonymous No.717303442 [Report]
>>717303050
Yes they do. Just take a look at this vid- wait a second... I know what you are trying to do you cheeky bastard.
Anonymous No.717303838 [Report] >>717304367 >>717304707 >>717305272
>>717303115
I wish I was David the cannibal, and I was raping Ellie, and I intentionally left a blunt machete close by. I pull her on top of me while inside and in her manic rage and despair she grabs the nearby machete, and while cowgirling she raises it and I look up and see the girl I love and find attractive raising her arms and looking down on me with pure hatred and malice, her perfectly freckled breasts glistening with sweat running down racing her tears down her toned navel. Her cute speckled pretty face twisted in rage. And she drives the machete down onto my throat and body, still straddling me, I am now struggling to escape from the sheer pain but Ellie desperately keeps me beneath her, causing my dick to squirm and rub within her vagina, I can feel her thighs and crotch pressing harder onto me as she keeps swinging the machete directly at my face, the blood and gore has now overcome any pleasure, I am going to die underneath this beautiful little girl, my vision has clouded over with each chop and I meekly run my hands along her soft belly and thighs trying to push Ellie off, but I can't, and she keeps screaming and cussing at me while bludgeoning me to death, I deeply regret my choices, I want to live but this amazing girl Ive lusted for will now end me, and I finally release my being into her pussy, but I cannot feel the ecstasy of ejaculation, just the complete agony of my seeping gaping wounds, and the complete adoration of this goddess I have angered. I desperately thrust my hips up to try and escape 1 last time but it's just forcing my dick even deeper, my crotch squishing against hers harder and harder, her thighs close tighter around my torso in response, my dick repeatedly pulsing as I keep cumming, each pulse in time with each swing of her machete, my vision is completely gone now, I start to fade away, my fingers still gripping Ellie's hips, shes jamming her machete in, savouring every moment of my passing. I love Ellie so fucking much
Anonymous No.717303847 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
She looks like she has a lot of inner demons
Anonymous No.717303882 [Report] >>717304056
>>717303379
>feel gross about stroking
go back, tourist
Anonymous No.717304017 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
Yeah they fumbled with girlboss stuff too much. David was supposed to be a mirror to Joel and it was for him to kill David and save Ellie from Him.
Anonymous No.717304056 [Report]
>>717303882
Nah you wouldn't get it.
Anonymous No.717304154 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
most of the men she "fights" don't want to kill her so they use half-measure tactics to quarter and capture her alive. This gives her an advantage as she can fight freely like a rabbid animal without holding back.
Anonymous No.717304326 [Report] >>717304451
>>717302578 (OP)
>knife goes in neck
>wtf that killed him???
Anonymous No.717304367 [Report]
>>717303838
Anonymous No.717304372 [Report]
>>717303050
>14 year olds have no ass, no tits or hips. You are literally gay
I can assure you that there are plenty of 14 year old girls with very nice figures.
Anonymous No.717304412 [Report] >>717304484
>>717302578 (OP)
>erotic frame
???
Anonymous No.717304436 [Report] >>717304484
>>717302578 (OP)
>erotic
Anonymous No.717304451 [Report]
>>717304326
>actually thinks a 14 year old girl is going to overpower anybody to be able to stab them in the neck
Anonymous No.717304484 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
would
>>717304412
>>717304436
hang yourselves, roastie hags
Anonymous No.717304503 [Report] >>717304564 >>717304685
>>717302578 (OP)
Where can I find a girl who looks like this? I.E. freckled, light eyes, brunette, VIRGIN (this one's non-negotiable). Could I buy/arranged marriage one from the UK? I know things are getting bad there. What about Ukraine?
Anonymous No.717304542 [Report] >>717305156
I thought she was 18 in the first game. This is very concerning.
Anonymous No.717304563 [Report] >>717304649
She canonically only killed two people in TLoU1, the guy who tried to drown Joel and David.
She canonically only killed a handful of people in Part 2, one of which was a woman who was playing a PSP. The rest were with guns, with help from spores and one was a pregnant woman she killed with a knife.
Canonically Ellie never took on any grown man and won without the use of a gun or in self defense when she was about to be raped. Canonically she MGS'ed the entire plot of 2 games except during cutscenes
Anonymous No.717304564 [Report]
>>717304503
>VIRGIN (this one's non-negotiable).
An elementary school (maybe)
Anonymous No.717304649 [Report] >>717304737
>>717304563
>Canonically she MGS'ed the entire plot of 2 games except during cutscenes
Source: your ass
Anonymous No.717304685 [Report]
>>717304503
Try your local middle school, gonna be tight pickings for a virgin elsewhere
Anonymous No.717304707 [Report]
>>717303838
Anonymous No.717304715 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
Elie was hot when she was young desu would if I was around her age course.
Anonymous No.717304720 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.717304737 [Report]
>>717304649
Its literally true outside of cutscene deaths there is nothing saying she has killed any of the jobbers. Its entirely plausible she snuck her way through both games
Anonymous No.717305156 [Report] >>717305209 >>717305263
>>717304542
you are alright anon back in the days 18 year olds looked like that
today 18 year olds look like a hairy 25 year old
do the math and understand why 60$+ of males under 25 don't even consider pursuing females an option
they are disgusting pieces of shit
Anonymous No.717305209 [Report]
>>717305156
60%
Anonymous No.717305220 [Report]
>>717303379
you're on 4chan and still trying so hard not to offend people, god you're pathetic
Anonymous No.717305263 [Report] >>717305556
>>717305156
ESL lmao
Anonymous No.717305272 [Report]
>>717303838
For me it's stumbling upon Ellie right after Joel injures himself. She's alone and far from home and terrified. The makeshift sled she's been dragging him on has broken once more and so she's scrounging through a disheveled gas station hoping to find the rope necessary to fix it up. I creep up behind her and place a hand on her shoulder, causing her to jump and scream, trying but failing to draw her knife on me as I slap aside her thin wrist. She braces for a punch, but instead I reach out tenderly and wipe the tears from her eyes. Days pass, we've been travelling towards where we think Utah is, scrounging for food and medicine for Joel, who in the brief moments between delirium and sleep has seemingly come to understand I'm a friend. Upon first snowfall, we duck into a house. The prior few days Ellie has gradually grown closer to me, and seems to make any excuse for contact, whether it's brushing her hand against mine as we walk or asking me to pick a piece of gunk from her hair that doesn't really exist. As we lie Joel to rest in the garage, Ellie suggests that we rest. The snow is picking up outdoors and she suggests that we rest in the same bed, to stay warm of course. I wake up in the middle of the night to a strange sound before doubling over in ecstasy. Flinging back the covers I'm greeted by Ellie with my cock halfway in her mouth. Though her face is barely lit by scattered moonbeams streaming through the window I can see a smug, satisfied expression on her face as she directs me to lie back down and enjoy it.
Anonymous No.717305347 [Report] >>717305558
she stabs them in the neck and shoots them. it's certainly unrealistic but not in the categorically unwatchable way that it would be if she was choking them out or punching them to death like joel. a scrappy child soldier with a gun holding off a squad of men is something that could exist in a heightened reality.
Anonymous No.717305493 [Report]
>>717302578 (OP)
why do you assholes keep posting the worst version of Ellie?
Anonymous No.717305556 [Report]
>>717305263
jeet/chink-"bro" calling someone an ESL is only a thing if you are on a board where they actually show an american flag
damn right I am an ESL and I speak five languages too
Anonymous No.717305558 [Report]
>>717305347
Until they expect us to believe that this child soldier with a gun that's almost as big as she is, managed to fire a single shot from an AK with iron sights and hit a moving target in the leg. Yeah right.
Anonymous No.717305569 [Report]
why are you guys like this?