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Anonymous No.717305207 >>717305374 >>717305391 >>717305850 >>717305987 >>717306010 >>717306227 >>717306613 >>717306795 >>717307475 >>717307670 >>717308337 >>717308470 >>717308606 >>717308701 >>717308710 >>717309213 >>717309428
Mass Effect 2 bros... we were FUCKING ROBBED
https://www.thegamer.com/mass-effect-jacob-taylor-trivia/
Anonymous No.717305374 >>717305937 >>717308885 >>717309394
>>717305207 (OP)
>Higher-ups told the team to cut it, saying "America isn't ready for it."
Bullshit. More likely they saw their devs making gay shit on company time and told them to stop being faggots and finish the game.
Anonymous No.717305391
>>717305207 (OP)
>tfw no crustbuddy to snuggle with in the mountains of an alien world
Anonymous No.717305826
how many times are people going to make up shit about things that didn't happen in their long dead studio for clout
Anonymous No.717305850 >>717306068
>>717305207 (OP)
So Jacob would have cheated on Fem and Male Shep?
Anonymous No.717305937
>>717305374
Fpbp
Anonymous No.717305987
>>717305207 (OP)
>he animated gay sex day in and day out for nothing
Anonymous No.717306010
>>717305207 (OP)
>they literally made pic related
LMAO
Anonymous No.717306068
>>717305850
yes, but male shep would have contracted aids between 2 and 3 and died, he would have then been replaced by a black woman who is now sleeping with jacob. Jacob will then cheat on her.
Anonymous No.717306227
>>717305207 (OP)
Well that still doesn't fix the fact that he has nothing else going on for him in the game and is the only party member to cheat on you.
Anonymous No.717306427 >>717306547 >>717307212 >>717309068
Is Jacob the worst party member in all of video games?
>terrible at combat
>more boring than kaidan
>wrong about literally everything he suggests
>constantly passive aggressive towards actual good squad mates
>insults garrus with racial slur
>wants to vent legion
>cheats on femshep if someone is insane enough to romance him
Anonymous No.717306547
>>717306427
But he is black racist, suck his dick.
Anonymous No.717306613
>>717305207 (OP)
Cowards. They should've released it.
Anonymous No.717306795
>>717305207 (OP)
>this was only 15 years ago
how the times change
Anonymous No.717307212 >>717307864
>>717306427
>You now remember that Jacob had his own game.
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? It's like he was supposed to be a breakout character but then halfway through development they just decided to make him an absolute clown for no reason.
It's also weird how Miranda gets constantly shit on for being aligned with Cerberus, but not Jacob. When if anything, that should be swapped. Miranda was on the run from her psychotic father and Cerberus saved her and her sister. She knew firsthand that they can do good and joined them based on that. Jacob explicitly just wanted more action without red tape holding him back, but iirc Shepard doesn't even get the chance to call him out for that. It's like you're not allowed to consider him anything other than a good guy despite him willingly signing up to a terrorist group so that he could do more killing than as a soldier.
The whole thing is just fucking insane.
Anonymous No.717307475
>>717305207 (OP)
He would cuck male shep instead then?
Anonymous No.717307670 >>717308039
>>717305207 (OP)
>Worried about what Fox News would say

Fucking bullshit they called Mass Effect 1 an online rape simulator only an idiot would have self-censored to avoid their ire because they'd already been retarded on purpose
Anonymous No.717307864
>>717307212
he also went on a beach vacation while shepard was under arrest, while everyone else on your team prepared for the reaper invasion or had important shit going on
Anonymous No.717308039 >>717308173
>>717307670
Yeah it really seems like bullshit, especially considering Femshep can initiate romances with Kelly, Samara and Morinth (RIP), so why are those okay but not Jack?
Anonymous No.717308173 >>717308653
>>717308039
> Why homophobic Bioware gave dykes 9999 romances and gays none
Gee i wonder. Almost like dykes appeal to all the porn addict men who play as women and want to be transbians?
Anonymous No.717308337 >>717308567
>>717305207 (OP)
Honestly speaking, why is every gay movie literal porn in disguise?
Why isn't there just a get together romance story?
Plus, putting unnecessary sex scenes to a piece of media never makes it better, it just cheapens it, specially if you're stupid about it and plagiarize another piece of media.
Anonymous No.717308470
>>717305207 (OP)
>fox news spared us from blacked back mountain
Based fox.
Anonymous No.717308501
I don't believe it because EA dedicates millions towards shoving faggotry in our faces
Anonymous No.717308567 >>717308703
>>717308337
>why is every gay movie literal porn in disguise?
Because gay relationships solely based on hardcore sex.
Anonymous No.717308606
>>717305207 (OP)
>gay sex with a black
Heavy risk...
Anonymous No.717308653 >>717308749
>>717308173
but the fox backlash was specifically to the dyke sex in ME1 so it makes no sense.
Anonymous No.717308701
>>717305207 (OP)
Not sure this is true, there is factual evidence for femshep lesbo romances but not this.
Anonymous No.717308703 >>717308886
>>717308567

You say that filled with envy because you know you straights don't have sex at all lmao.
Anonymous No.717308710 >>717308760
>>717305207 (OP)
No memorable or fan favorite characters were introduced after ME1
Anonymous No.717308749
>>717308653
No they freaked out over the hetero sex in ME1
Anonymous No.717308760
>>717308710
Mordin.
Anonymous No.717308885
>>717305374
No, back then we still had sensibilities to call faggot shit gay and not buy it. Now leftoids think being a fag is a virtue.
Anonymous No.717308886
>>717308703
kind of proving him right.
Anonymous No.717309028
Still wouldn't have made Jacob not the worst character in the entire franchise.
Anonymous No.717309068 >>717309325
>>717306427
IMO Miranda is the worst. Jacob is boring but Miranda is aggressively irritating with her spoiled cunt attitude, constant cerberus cheerleading and antagonizing jack.
Anonymous No.717309213
>>717305207 (OP)
Hopefully America isn't "ready for it" again.
Anonymous No.717309315
Basically some higher-ups got really nervous about the media controversy over the sex scenes in Mass Effect 1, so a decision was made to cut all the bisexual/gay stuff from the main cast in 2.

I'm honestly kinda surprised they didn't add back the missing content in the remaster. But I guess that would have required actual effort.
Anonymous No.717309325
>>717309068
They’re both awful and a constant reminder of the awful forced cooperation with Cerberus.
Anonymous No.717309394
>>717305374
More like they didn't want to push their agenda too hard too soon.
Anonymous No.717309423
I like both Miranda and Jacob and i don't care for the Alien companions...
Anonymous No.717309428
>>717305207 (OP)