>>717307841I hated Valve's character design for a long time, I'm glad people are catching on.
Look at this fucking idiot designing these characters:
see "DYNAMO", look at the changes he made.
All the shapes are different, ALL OF THEM, he changed everything, every little piece.
That's hours and hours of work.
What was achieved?
What does the New Dynamo have over the old one?
This fucking retard remodeled the character from the ground up, and ended up EXACTLY THE SAME.
Imagine a person saying "well old Dynamo? I would never have played with that character, but this new Dynamo is better, I like him!"
Can you imagine this? A person saying these words? Does it make sense to you?
NO!
Because you're not a moron!
He IS a moron!
How can he not see it?
Look at that shit!
Do we want to discuss the tiny changes he did to the shape language?
Ok, fine!
The old one looked like Mr Freeze, he had a slightly threatening aura of a science experiment gone wrong, he had a TINY TINY edge of coolness to him, you can imagine a human head suspended in that black void.
The new one looks like a BALD SHORT FAT CARTOON MAN with dorky glasses! The fat Mormon kid you were making fun of in school, but in robot form.
I could look at the other characters, but Dynamo truly showcases the IDIOCY, the LACK OF BRAIN POWER, the FUTILITY of these stupid fucking choices.