How do you cope with playing games while your mom is vacuuming

>>717307330 (OP)
I wish my mom was hot

>>717307330 (OP)
I played games in my room. I hate when people can watch me play.

>>717308979
If she was could I come over?

why have you niggas fallen for the incest psyop

>>717307330 (OP)
for me its the underboob

>>717310520
Psyop? Some of actually develop this affliction early, without any porn. Sexual development during formative years can result in some strange things happening.

>>717307330 (OP)
>oh mom! mommy!

does anyone have the big smoke version of this one

>>717307330 (OP)
>>717308979
No you don't, having weird feelings for your mom is just that; weird.
I have a hot mom and it's fucking constant guilt when I can't stop looking at her ass.

>>717308979
i wish my mom was a hung abusive futanari

>>717308979
Mine was when she was younger, but by the time I could have been into it, she had more kids and put on a ton of weight.

>>717311272
post her ass and boobs

>>717308979
I wish my mom was alive

>>717308979
If your mom was hot you'd have an annoying stepdad then you'd just want your mom to be ugly again

>>717312206
damn anon, sorry to hear that

>>717312310
just cos there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

>>717311072
OP comic is older than some people on 4chan right now and that makes me really depressed.

>>717311272
>hot mum
>hot sister
>hot brother
>hot dad (in his day)
I just feel like I lost the lottery desu

>>717311272
Do your friends flirt with her

>>717312427
How old is the comic? I saw it for the first time in 2012 (don't ask me why I remember the year)

>>717312361
Its ok bro', its almost been 16 years now.
>mfw next year, i will finally have lived longer without her than with her

>>717310520
>psyop
Why. What possible fucking benefit is there to the CIA or the jews or the shadow cabal or whoever the fuck else for me to want to fuck my mother? Have you ever fucking considered that maybe I'm just a fucked up individual and that maybe there isn't some global conspiracy to promote (insert thing you don't like here)?

>>717308979

>>717307330 (OP)
Fo the Grove

>>717312507
at least as early as 09

>>717307330 (OP)
>someone made an entire WEG based on this comic

>>717310520
>Not a Volcano Taco

Gay.

>>717312529
Damn... but why are you posting in a thread for anons with a momcest fetish?

>>717312653
Ermmm what's it called?

>>717312310
My mom was mid but she loved football and guy stuff so she was pulling a new handsome guy every month. She only stopped when I hit puberty and I started mogging the guys she was bringing home to the point she got the ick with them

>>717312738
>i regret not trying to fuck her when she was alive :^) she always told me i had a big dick like my dad

>>717312747
NTA but House Chores. Kinda mid, but the art is good. Also it's actually completed so that's another plus.

>>717312838

>>717312838
It must be interesting being a mother who changes their naked infant son and bathes them, then the son hits puberty and suddenly she is thinking of his cock.

>>717313015
She was pretty open about sexuality and stuff with me.
>we were sleeping in the same bed until i was 16, naked

>>717312838
I'm not sure I'd trust her. Have a below average dick, but I bet if I showed it to my mom she'd say I've got a massive dong.
Motherly love, y'know.

>>717313116
Don't lie

>>717313123
Nah its pretty big.

>>717313123
My mom told me it was small

>>717313226
We never did anything. Just sleeping in the same bed.

>>717313116
Damn, no wonder you miss her.

>about to turn 30
>all i ever masturbate to is milfs
Is this normal

>nobody is talking about video games!
>everyone is just talking about their mommy issues!
Tsk tsk!

Incest is illegal where you boys live in! You're out of luck!

>>717313335
They won't be milfs for long, soon they will be just bitches your age with a blown out cunt.

>>717313357
Its really weird how normal people get so anal about laws around sex when they break every other law the moment it inconveniences them

>>717313257
Depending on the age she would tell me this, I'd develop a deep hatred for women, or jerk off to the memory for the rest of my life. Maybe both.

>>717308979
My mom is hot and its a double edged sword, because on one hand she's definitely easier on the eyes than a lot of my friends moms, but on the other hand it feels weird having so many sexy fantasies about her.
Worst part is that I probably could sleep with her if I really tried, since she and my dad are in a super sexless marriage and she doesn't like him much, and she's told me many times how lonely she feels (to the point of being rather clingy with me, yet not with my younger brother). I'm too scared to actually make a move, just in case I completely misread the room

>>717313408
2D milfs never expire

>>717311272

Incestphobia is disgusting. It's the current year!

>>717313440
Post her

>>717313543
Whoops, wrong reply

I know it's crazy for some of you but there is a button that you press to pause the game.
>but what if it's an online game
Then i would be playing in my PC desktop and not the living room.

>>717313426
I see!

>>717313597
He's just lying because he wants (You)s! Nobody here has a beautiful mother or any other type of relatives in the 4chan!

>>717308979
No you don't

You see Freud I don't want to fuck my own mother, I want to fuck other peoples mothers

>>717310520
>mom is a hot milf
> sister is hot
Of course i fell

>>717307330 (OP)
>nobody posted the big smoke edit

>>717313706
I will have you know my dad is very handsome

>>717313905
>Source: my ass!
You're going to have to post forensic evidence to support that claim!

>>717310520
It was basically there from the start unfortunately. But Internet porn certainly made it worse. Francine x Steve

Of course I'd never try anything irl, but I can't really find a reason why homo and trans stuff is really encouraged and praised, but banging a relative is totally illegal (as long as you don't have kids). Where do we draw the line? Humor me.

>>717312838
I love how anons will post sad shit like their family member died or something then follow it up with shit like this

>>717313992
nothing beats the /vp/ anon at his grandma's funeral

>>717313770
>>mom is a hot milf
>> sister is hot
post

>>717313440

As hot as some of us might think that is, yeah do not try. Don't fuck up your close relationships wherever possible.

by not living with my mother

>>717313706
I used to be like you, jaded to the online seas of facetious and homosexual tales, 'till one dreary night in the halls of /a/, a man much like you and me was peer pressured into posting his mom's undies and ass.
Not only did I learn that day that Anon's mom was hot, I learned to hope.

>>717313440
You're doing more than misreading the room, you fool. Listen to me. Get that thought out of your head right now. It would be the biggest mistake of your existence to make a move on your mom, second only to misinterpreting her loneliness as sexual attraction to you. That's the kind of thing you never come back from. I wish you were baiting but I know you're not.

>>717314045
Quick rundown please?

Oh he'll be baiting alright

>>717314189
>vp/ anon who was playing Pokemon at his grandma's funeral with his shiny Dusknoir

>>717313357
i don't have any issues, i just don't like her

>>717312206
Me too, anon.

>>717314298
Lol. Thanks

>>717314175
Well, realistically, the only things that people in the 4chan have done is ejaculate on their mother's panties/bras and obviously their mothers have seen their sons naked when they were very young! That's about it!

>>717314310
Why?

Also, you boys should watch Spanking The Monkey because it's an objectively amazing incestuous movie!

>>717314298
>those replies
That man got a lifetime supply of (you)s just from that
How do I become that powerful?

>>717313440
She's probably just lonely, but if you really want to know, get her drunk. If she doesn't make a move, you'll know she's not into it.

>>717314517
>Why?
because she's an awful person

Boy I can't wait for the thread in a few days saying "Mum can't stop crying because I tried to fuck her, games for this feel?"

>>717314574
Do something retarded and post about it with proof

>>717312206
Mine is gone and I'm glad

>>717314517

Also watch The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

>>717314758
Ari Aster is a hack

>>717313440
>one possible outcome: you fuck up your relationship with her that forever changes how she sees you
Unlike other anons, I like to take a more optimistic approach. To avoid this from happening, you don't make the first move. You let her do that. Just create the conditions that make it easier for that to happen. Spend time with her, talk to her. Watch late night movies with her, snuggle up together. You can touch her in a way that can be passed off as normal and then go from there. See how she reacts. Increase incrementally until either she makes the first move herself, or you discover her limit for how much touching she'll let you get away with. If it's the latter situation then you know it's probably not gonna happen unless she changes her mind later, which she might if you keep up with the touching within the limits of what she's fine with.

>>717313123
>>717313257
kek

>>717314758
>MFW that movie is about black people
I don't think so, Tim!

>>717314821
Indeed!

>>717313123
>Have a below average dick, but I bet if I showed it to my mom she'd say I've got a massive dong
why are they doing it it

>>717307330 (OP)
This is what visa mastercards took away from us

>>717308979
I wish my mom cared about me when I was young so I didn't have to grow up to be a love deprived shit

What are some movies/anime/manga/books/games about mom/son incest?

I don’t let my friend over when my mom’s home because she’s divorced and that dude only gets off to 40+ year old women despite being 22. I don’t need him catching feelings for my mother

>the only good thread at the moment is an incest thread
This board sucks

>>717315987
You just gotta marry your mom first

>>717315985

That mom is exceedingly hot

>>717316045
>no replies to any of my threads about niche games
>no replies to any threads i make about playing games
So where were you then if you care so much about board quality? Because you weren't in those threads

>>717307330 (OP)
Random Mexicans vacuum for me once every 2 weeks, and the Roombas do the job in between.

Tfw found out a few years ago my friends were sharing pictures of my mom in a WhatsApp group and probably jerking off the pics. Pics off social media that showed cleavage and stuff. When I found out I had a fight with them and they enddd up all apologising to me but I’m pretty sure they still do it.

>>717308979
What for, chances are you won't want to hit it anyways.
>>717312206
You, have my condolences.
I don't know what else to add, it's never this personal.

>>717307330 (OP)
I want more of THAT specific mom, please and thank you.

>>717308979
This, even if you're not a pervert you just know that Asa Akira's kid is going to get guilt boners looking at his mom.

>>717315361
Moms shouldn't give their sons complexes!

>>717312206
Same. Sometimes when I dream about her she isn't in the wheelchair anymore.

>>717315987
Is she attractive?

how many of you got moms who are still married to your dad's and how the fuck did your dad manage to keep her interested in him for her whole life

>>717312592
Because if you don't wanna fuck your mom solely on account of (them), then that means that it could be your fault. And if something is actually your fault, it means that something somehow might be HIS fault, and that's just one more Jenga piece pulled out of the tower of that his delusional worldview. And if said tower ever collapses he has to confront the fact that most of the things wrong with his life are because he's an unlikable cunt and general fuck-up, not because some shadowy organization is orchestrating events around him.

>>717310520
They dont have real life alternatives
Like priests who are celibate their repressed sexuality is manipulated by Japanese cartoons until they become okay with incest and pedophilia

>>717316596
Have you ever heard of a thing called "love"

A little thing called love

>>717316704
I've never seen it irl or understood how it works

>>717312592
Its not a psyop, most the people here are incels groomed by tranime

>>717316596
>how the fuck did your dad manage to keep her interested in him for her whole life
That's just how people were programmed to be back in the day, nowadays girls are empowered and have an endless supply of dicks on demand on their phones.

>>717316596

They're Christian boomers. Very good people. Certainly been through some tough times.

>>717316704
I certainly never felt it or got taught what is love.

>>717316767
I'm sorry for your messed up life but not everyone has it as bad as you

>>717316596
They actually do things together that aren't just binge watching Netflix slop

>>717314298
OH SHIT! CONAN O'BRIEN DIED??????

>>717316649
Pedo stuff is disgusting. Even father/daughter taboo weirds me out.

Maybe I just remember being underage and very horny so young teen - 18 male / adult woman (fantasy, not irl) doesn't inherently bother me.

>>717316891

Heh

>>717316835
lady don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

>>717316596
Combination of my dad dragging her out several states away from her only family, her family encouraging her to "stick it out" for the sake of the family (and also not being willing to come rescue my mom), and good old fashioned emotional abuse.

Do attractive parents typically produce attractive children? Anecdotally my parents were attractive in their youth with my mom aging pretty well into older age although my dad still looks ok and I think my siblings and myself are good looking people. And I think we're generally better looking than our cousins who have uglier looking parents because my parents were definitely the attractive ones of their family

>that one friend who keeps “”””””jokingly”””” telling you your mom is hot and making “”””””jokes”””””” about her tits and ass but is a complete beta coward around her in person

>>717317281
literally me

>>717317234
Generally yes. Dominant genes tend to get passed along, but sometimes, there's a whole bundle of recessive genes that gets born.

RLM was talking about the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (5, specifically), and how Alice and Dan were two attractive people and they somehow had the ugly kid from Jurassic Park.

>>717316596
They seem to enjoy each other's company.

>>717312779
This happened to me except I was the handsome guy and she was into basketball and hot. We're still together though. She only gets the ick when I princess carry her because I hurt my back a while ago and her son doesn't struggle when he carries her. However she gets jealous when I carry her daughters, her sister, and her nieces.

Women are weird.

>>717313015
>and suddenly she is thinking of his cock
>suddenly
You'd be surprised on the amount of women that put their baby son's dick into their mouth

>>717317234
People are usually more attracted to people that look like them and their children will tend to look like them. IE dudes will end up with someone who looks like their mom and girls vice versa.

Brain damaged people who are attractive will mix with other attractive people who don't look like them. Their genetic features have a much greater chance to mix and match to make fugly kids.

>>717317929
>You'd be surprised on the amount of women that put their baby son's dick into their mouth
Source

>>717317929
>You'd be surprised on the amount of women that put their baby son's dick into their mouth
Freaky shit if so, you're just asking to get baby piss down your throat

>>717312206
Sometimes I think about how i was a manchild untill she died, I lived at home,moved out them moved back. I loved it but it was a comfortable cage. I need to go through hell and discomfort to become a man. That happened when she died, we sold the house and I have to find a small apartment in a month. I did it and i got a
good paying job i have a love/hate relationship with. Now When i come home,there is no home cooked meal or something happy to see me (unless it's my cat). It's jarring but i'm proud of myself. Yet at night i wonder will anyone ever love me like my mom? or treat me as good? No the answer is no.

>>717318008
>Source
Your mom

>>717318625
I wish

>>717318338
If you're lucky enough to have a good mom, then I think it's true that there is no love that comes anywhere close to the kind a mother holds for her children. That bond is special. Cherish the memories you have of her, she'd be proud to see how far you've come.

>>717317234
My mom was ugly (albeit gifted) but my dad was a total chad. 4 of his 5 sons got his face but the one that didn't is pretty much doomed to inceldom sucks to be him since he got his dads brains too lmao