Thread 717307639

the fuck is a cozy gamer?

Someone who plays games of the "cozy game" genre. "Cozy games" is a term that was created a few years ago when developers started wanting to capitalize on Animal Crossing's success with out-group demographics. That is to say, it's a euphemism for products that generally don't have anything in common beyond "targeting a broad female demographic".

We should start a petition called 'Start Killing Women' instead

>>717307639 (OP)
it is a nice version of casual

>>717307639 (OP)
>how to piss off everyone with your article

>>717307639 (OP)
All the malice in the universe should have gathered to give this cocksucker a heart attack in the middle of writing that title

>>717307639 (OP)
Isn't the new Chocolatier game from that guy going to emphasize on dungeon exploration? Kind of hard to believe that when the combat and dungeon exploration SV sucked.

>>717308048
I don't think Ape has given enough info, really. It SEEMS like he focused on making some outdoor world you run around fighting monsters (an outdoor dungeon) and then you...sell the drops in your little store? You use the drops to craft the products you sell? Something like that. Anyway he keeps on adding new patches to Stardew instead of going all-in on Haunted Chocolatier devwork

It's just a retarded clickbait title from a clickbait website, stop posting them here, thanks.

Is every fucking journo nigger click bait meant to be a competition for how many buzzwords you can fit in the title?

Just let me build my own Wonka factory and then let kids enter inside and die.

>>717307639 (OP)
Does it have a child for me to marry to? Thats pretty much the only reason I pickrd up SV

It literally means fans of animal crossing and stardew valley.

Basically women.

>>717307639 (OP)
I understand.

>>717309648
Gaming articles are starting to sound like mom blogs from the 2000s but gayer and without the useful knowledge.

>>717307829
You have my ax

>>717307829
where do I sign

>>717307639 (OP)
>TheGamer
>the same "publication" with headlines like "Mass Effect meets Elden Ring meets Animaniacs meets Football Manager in this new F2P game"

The Elden Ring of Stardew Valley games

>>717307639 (OP)
Didn't he announce that game in 2021 and he still haven't done shit? no steam page even.

>>717307639 (OP)
Unironically, what the FUCK did they mean by that?

>>717309648
Yes, actually.
That's how it has always been. That's how you get ana valens writing for vice.

>>717307639 (OP)
>the gamer

>>717310059
I miss those blogs, the homekeeping wisdom of a housewife was far better than even a fraction of the modern internet even if I had no use for it

>>717307639 (OP)
Somebody should make a The Onion/Clickhole style site that just parodies these sort of awful "gaming news" articles, there'd be so much material to work with.