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Anonymous No.717308456 >>717309252 >>717309385 >>717309724 >>717310309 >>717310837 >>717311646 >>717312996 >>717314913 >>717315258 >>717316636 >>717329849 >>717330798 >>717331251 >>717331304 >>717331580 >>717333376
How does a studio go from shovelware making shovelware for 10 years to jankino?
Anonymous No.717309252 >>717309663
>>717308456 (OP)
I think people had very low expectations, and they are clearly TRYING with an obviously low budget. The assets are very generic and very obviously store bought, so it has this very generic look to it. Remove the hud from some foggy night scenes, and it could look like a scene from Silent Hill 2 Remake.

They did get Peter Weller back, and they obviously cared and wanted to make something like the films. A lot of effort and soul matter.
Anonymous No.717309385 >>717310590 >>717316423
>>717308456 (OP)
Once you see the Auto-9 as a beretta 93 with fuck huge compensators you can't unsee it. The dynamic they were going for was a sci-fi sheriff bringing law to the old west, so a hand gun fits.

Him being a literal cyborg with perfect aim and an internal HUD explains why he's a crack perfect shot.
Anonymous No.717309663 >>717332689
>>717309252
Low budget but soulful is something I can’t argue against. TellTale’s Back to the Future falls in that category for me because they got Christopher Lloyd for Doc, the original Jennifer actress from Part 1, and found a perfect young Marty impression.
Jank as hell animations and awkward point and click stuff, but man. Loved looking forward to each episode release and loved the documentary making of a they did.
Anonymous No.717309724 >>717314158
>>717308456 (OP)
>available in Steam Family library
>never played
>never will
Anonymous No.717310309 >>717314173
>>717308456 (OP)
>shovelware
People say their terminator game was good.
Anonymous No.717310590 >>717310987
>>717309385
I always thought his huge hands and super strength. Prevented any recoil. Three burst shot without it drifting an inch, giving rapists a mach five barmitzva!
Anonymous No.717310837 >>717311168 >>717311759 >>717317392 >>717330098
>>717308456 (OP)
its still junk, it just has robocop cover and the music. its a bad game you just refuse to see it
Anonymous No.717310987 >>717311126 >>717314079
>>717310590
Has anyone tried shooting him in the dick? Does he buckle his knees and scream ""My peepee has a booboo!"-Me!"

Does Murphy say, "If you're going to hold a building hostage then say goodbye to your sausage." While wagging his finger?
Anonymous No.717311126 >>717311458 >>717313423 >>717313578 >>717313658 >>717322117
>>717310987
Robocop has no genitals
Anonymous No.717311168 >>717317494
>>717310837
I have no nostalgia for robocop and I liked it so you're wrong
Anonymous No.717311458 >>717311575 >>717312316
>>717311126
How come there was no score screen at the end of UB? I didn't count but given how the groin was like the least armored part of the mercenary enemies I think the average playthrough must have a million dicks shot.
Anonymous No.717311575 >>717312063 >>717312316
>>717311458
Yeah it's kinda hilarious once you realize that no enemy is armored below the waist so the most effective method of fighting isn't headshots but cockshots
Anonymous No.717311646 >>717311730
>>717308456 (OP)
>Cared about the source material
>Didn't try some subversion of tropes or clichΓ©s
>It's fun to play.

Boom, there. You make a quality game. Maybe not the best, but it's still a great time.
Anonymous No.717311730
>>717311646
You forgot the fourth one
>be sure the player has no standards
Anonymous No.717311759 >>717317494
>>717310837
If that was true then Prime Directives, 2014 Remake, and Aloha Commando would have done well.
Anonymous No.717312063 >>717312663
>>717311575
Its terrible. You see the heavy machine gun and its garbage, unusable. You could waste a whole clip to waste a single guy and its not accurate enough to shoot the groin or thighs. I don't think you fight normal punks after the first level. So everything has to be armor piercing or you are just missing in the wind.

I want to point out that Alpha Comapmando was probably the last American made cartoon to have recognizable breasts, I like to think.
Anonymous No.717312316
>>717311458
>>717311575
A funny detail in the game is that the heavy enemies of the early gangs do have their crotches armored, but the mercs don't. Apparently, the "Your move, creep" incident was famous enough that most gangs of Detroit decided to have something to protect their nuts, just in case.
Anonymous No.717312663
>>717312063
Heavy machine gun still shredded enemies pretty reliably at close and medium distance for me, although it got completely outclassed by the auto-9 once I got the mobo that lets you have both no reloads and full auto.
Also you fight loads of normal punks throughout the game.
Anonymous No.717312996 >>717313176
>>717308456 (OP)
I love the Fallout style ending slides
Obviously I did my best to make the characters life better but their bad ends are hilarious too
Anonymous No.717313176 >>717313316 >>717332693
>>717312996
>their bad ends are hilarious too
Got any examples? I don't think I got any bad ends
Anonymous No.717313316 >>717313418
>>717313176
You can see it on youtube, but what I remember the most is the clankphobia doctor becoming a full on anti clank schizo
Anonymous No.717313418 >>717313527
>>717313316
In my game she talked down a malfunctioning ED-209 somehow.
Also I wanted to fuck her even though she's supposed to be in her 50s
Anonymous No.717313423
>>717311126
This scene hurts my penis
Anonymous No.717313527 >>717313714
>>717313418
Yea that's a good ending. The bad end is the ED209 getting even more berserk and killed someone and the doctor carried away by EMT screaming machines will kill us all, or something like that.
Anonymous No.717313578 >>717313757 >>717313767 >>717314017 >>717314180 >>717315675 >>717316486 >>717321843 >>717331558
>>717311126
is that a real scene in robocop
Anonymous No.717313658 >>717313846
>>717311126
every time I see some retard going on about media literacy with Verhoeven's Starship Troopers all I can picture is some soijak being like NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO THINK IT'S COOL WHEN ROBOCOP SHOOTS THE RAPIST IN THE DICK IT'S HECKIN POLICE BRUTALITY CHUD
Anonymous No.717313714
>>717313527
Lel
Anonymous No.717313757 >>717313847 >>717313986 >>717333264
>>717313578
Yes 100%, Verhoeven was a visionary
Anonymous No.717313767 >>717313847 >>717313986
>>717313578
yeah it's from the first one. that movie is a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.717313846 >>717313958
>>717313658
His movies were entertaining stories first and messaging was second. Whether he intended that or did it by accident I don't know, but that's why they're actually fun movies instead of feeling like preachy shit.
Anonymous No.717313847 >>717314001 >>717314081
>>717313757
>>717313767
Why did the sequels feel neutered in comparison?
Anonymous No.717313958
>>717313846
ST is 100% meant to be satirical it just kills me how far some people go in making sure that they absolutely do not enjoy the movie for any other reason. Like yeah I'm not supposed to think it's rad as fuck when Johnny climbs on the big one's back and buries a grenade in its flesh, like come on.
Anonymous No.717313986 >>717314060 >>717314081
>>717313757
>>717313767
Damn I need to watch robocop
The 1987 one right?
Anonymous No.717314001 >>717314803
>>717313847
2 was a weird frankenstein monster of ideas stitched together, has potential but still worse that the original
3 was made to sell toys for kids
Anonymous No.717314017
>>717313578
No, it's from some fan remake project. Robocop just has the first part where he shoots he guy in the balls but it's just blood on his pants. Ridickulously well done though to make it look like the original.
Anonymous No.717314060
>>717313986
yes. now go, watch it.
Anonymous No.717314079
>>717310987
Buddy have you not watched the movie? Watch the movie, you'll know why you're an idiot under 30 minutes in.
Anonymous No.717314081 >>717314876
>>717313847
>>717313986
You're not finding that scene because it's not in the real movie. The real movie ends after he shoots the one guy in the balls (no actual dick/balls shown) and then she comes up and hugs Robocop. No one else shows up.
Anonymous No.717314158
>>717309724
your loss, it's actually a pretty kino game and doesn't take 600 hours to complete
Anonymous No.717314173
>>717310309
I'm playing it now, it is. It's like non-open world Fallout-lite with leveling and looting and some reasonably fun enemies. Production values aren't as high as Roboreo but it's honestly a pretty fucking fun little game even with the jank
Anonymous No.717314180
>>717313578
shit, I didn't bother watching past the first dick shot and didn't even realize.
no, only the first shot is in the real movie. damn whoever made that did a good job at making the first couple of shots look like the original movie, I didn't even notice.
Anonymous No.717314245 >>717314297
Their Terminator game was pretty good too, but Robocop was better. They make high quality AA games.
Anonymous No.717314297 >>717314341
>>717314245
I wish they would get a chance to do Predator or The Thing next. The guys fucking love 80s movies and can make really soulful shit.
Anonymous No.717314341 >>717314408 >>717314441
>>717314297
didn't they do that asymmetrical MP Predator game? it was shit because it was one of their earlier games I thought.
Anonymous No.717314386 >>717314492
I liked this game and I had never even seen Robocop. I watched it after beating the game
Anonymous No.717314408
>>717314341
I don't think that's them
Anonymous No.717314441 >>717314734
>>717314341
That was another developer. These guys did the Rambo game first, then made Terminator: Resistance. A massive jump in quality.
Anonymous No.717314492 >>717315137
>>717314386
pretty good, right? I thought I had seen Robocop as a kid and just thought it was okay, when I watched it during college I realized 1. I've never seen it and 2. it's one of the best shlocky action movies of the 80s.
Anonymous No.717314530
test
Anonymous No.717314734
>>717314441
that checks out. I thought I had heard that each of their games has improved significantly over the previous one.
well hell yeah, get these fucking dudes a Die Hard or Escape From NY license
Anonymous No.717314803 >>717314926 >>717315050
>>717314001
Hate how 3 killed the tomboy, hope the games retcon that one.
Anonymous No.717314876
>>717314081
This post makes the most sense.
Anonymous No.717314913
>>717308456 (OP)
If you haven't played it, their Terminator game is really fun too.
Anonymous No.717314926 >>717315195 >>717323971
>>717314803
you talking about Lewis? yeah that's retconned. or at least the game takes place between 2 and 3.
Lewis is fucking underrated as a character. strong and competent but doesn't fall into the usual trappings. She's so likable.
Anonymous No.717315050 >>717315195
>>717314803
3 can easily be retcon
the original actor for Robo isn't even in it
Anonymous No.717315137 >>717315247 >>717315363
>>717314492
Yeah, movies today are afraid of being unapologetically cheesy, there's always some twist or subversion of expectations. but sometimes you just wanna see some explosions and watch a robot man whip some ass.

Then again, maybe it's because edgy stuff then is just normal and accepted now. Robocop was about the dangerous fusion of corporate greed becoming militaristic and influencing government, and now that's just a fact of life.
Anonymous No.717315195
>>717314926
>>717315050
GOOD
Anonymous No.717315247
>>717315137
We indie movies like we have indie games and music. It's the only way to create new stuff like we did in the past. No corporate interference.
Anonymous No.717315258 >>717315349 >>717315613 >>717330295
>>717308456 (OP)
I was surprised by how much I liked it.
The story was absolutely fucking retarded and confusing and none of it really made any sense.
It was cool as shit getting to walk around a fully rendered ed 209 and robocop 2. Cain's robocop suit was the coolest shit when I was a kid, and my opinion on it hasn't changed over the years.
I kind of love how busted the auto-9 is. Its kind of a pea shooter early on, but once you start getting chip sets it becomes fucking broken, and NG+ is just you holding down the trigger and pointing in the vague direction of someone, and just blasting them to fucking bits.
Anonymous No.717315262 >>717315501
>tfw no Terminator and Robocop buddy cop game where you hasta la vista across time in Detroit, futuristic battlefields and maybe some other fun locations like an even moreso dystopian future Detroit
Anonymous No.717315349
>>717315258
Man, I miss when we used to make things look so cool that you would want it as an action figure to play with, we need to go back.
Anonymous No.717315363 >>717315717
>>717315137
Your latter part I can't ever tell is true or not. The satirical bits of Verhoeven movies always go over the heads of some people because he's so good at making the "at face value" parts of his movies be appealing. I'm sure there were old people when the original came out who didn't get the satire, just like how a lot of critics didn't get the satirical elements of Starship Troopers in the 90s. And nowadays we're at the opposite end of the spectrum where we have an ocean of wannabe film critics acting like they were the only ones in on the joke and who can't appreciate the "at face value" aspects of his movies.
Anonymous No.717315471 >>717315627
Worth playing past the warehouse full of failed Robocop 2 rejects?
Tried getting past that 3 times...everytime I feel like it is over 2 more doors open and 10 more retards with machine guns walk out and just chip me down bit by bit, had to glitch ED209 out to beat him too.
Anonymous No.717315481
FATAL ERROR
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Is Unreal Engine 5 the worst version of UE they've ever made?
Anonymous No.717315501
>>717315262
I would be happy with just a terminator vs robocop dlc at this point.
Anonymous No.717315605 >>717315717
Verhoeven admitted he never even read Starship Troopers before trying to satirize it, because he was too angry. Personally I like both the book and the movie, for very different reasons.
Anonymous No.717315613 >>717315850 >>717315907
>>717315258
>The story was absolutely fucking retarded and confusing and none of it really made any sense.
The story started out okay but kind of broke apart at the end, the mayor election/politics and finding the mole plotline felt kind of pointless and just waste of time that leads to nothing.
Anonymous No.717315627 >>717315717
>>717315471
The first time through its a little rough.
I got through it the first time by running around and using the LMG.
You also have a bunch of powers you have never had any reason to use. Now's a good time to use them.
You can also dash and kite them around on the different levels and take pot shots when you can.
Popping off the heads will make them shoot the nearest target.
Anonymous No.717315675
>>717313578
AbsoFUCKINGlutely it is.
Anonymous No.717315717 >>717332365
>>717315605
for
>>717315363

>>717315627
It's kinda like if you play Cyberpunk 2077 as a tank. you can't actually do this in the game but it's possible in the setting
Slow but nearly unkillable, unstoppable, and just destroying everything that gets in your way. It's simple but it feels good.
Anonymous No.717315720 >>717315968
I tried it and was bored
Don't love the movie either, I like the edginess of it, but Robocop himself is kinda fucking lame
Anonymous No.717315850 >>717317028
>>717315613
While the story itself is kind of eh, I think it ironically did what the remake tried r3al hard to do on the whole "is Murphy even still alive or is it a machine that thinks it's Murphy" angle.
Anonymous No.717315907 >>717316048
>>717315613
>Don't you recognize me Robocop? It is I Wendell Antonowsky
>...Who?
>You KILLED my brother... Emil
>...Who? Hold on let me google it... Oh the toxic waste nigga who went splat...? Yeah I killed him, that guy was a fucking dickhead.
Its just retarded. They want all the dead people for project afterlife, for some reason.
But there are also an army of robocop II's, which we know have a human skull inside of them.
So why wasn't the plot him getting the bodies to make his army of enforcer droids?
Instead they just kind of never mention them again, and then afterlife is cancelled.
And I don't even know what Wendell's plot was, to take over the crime of the city and make it worse because he's working with the old man to make project afterlife, but then when that doesn't work he just burns the city down?
Anonymous No.717315930
What makes the game great is that it doesn't overextend itself. It doesn't try to do everything, it's not trying to be a full RPG or a GTA clone or anything like that. But everything it tries to do, it does very well. It avoids the trap that too many AA games fall into.
Anonymous No.717315968
>>717315720
t. Creep
Anonymous No.717316048 >>717316175
>>717315907
The droids didn't have any human in them, though. They were actual combat androids, because the main OCP guy fucking hates the idea of Robocop.
Anonymous No.717316175 >>717316289
>>717316048
Right, but I mean they're reusing the model from robocop 2 that killed itself by ripping off its helmet.
The whole dead bodies on ice plotline goes nowhere
Anonymous No.717316243 >>717316382
Robocop always reminds me of how underrated Miguel Ferrer is. He's so good.
Anonymous No.717316289
>>717316175
They are similar, but fully robotic this time. The whole bodies on ice thing is probably just to hint at the old man getting more and more desperate or somrthing, but I agree it went nowhere.
Anonymous No.717316382 >>717316847
>>717316243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-FUkH_tkR0
Anonymous No.717316423
>>717309385
I always thought that it was just a longer barrel with some kind of cooling so that they could put a rifle carbine caliber in to a pistol since recoil wasn't gonna be a problem for a cyborg.
Something like supersonic 300 blk out of a 7 inch barrel outclasses just about any pistol caliber but is too much for a human to fire one handed in full auto.
Anonymous No.717316486 >>717316571
>>717313578
The first one is, the rest aren't
Anonymous No.717316571 >>717316660
>>717316486
It's not even the actual scene. I'm pretty sure that's a dude in drag.
Anonymous No.717316636
>>717308456 (OP)
It still sucks ass
Wake me up when cdpr red make a robocop game
Anonymous No.717316660
>>717316571
just looked at it again and yeah, you're right. Though the first scene is a direct re-enactment of a scene in the actual movie.
Anonymous No.717316847
>>717316382
favorite gag in the entire movie
I need to rewatch the Hot Shots movies
Anonymous No.717317028 >>717317656
>>717315850
the glitched memories sections were decent, though some of them went way too long
Anonymous No.717317392 >>717317494
>>717310837
Why are you such a stupid miserable faggot? I think you should do your parents a favor and kill yourself.
Anonymous No.717317494 >>717329815
>>717311168
>>717311759
>>717317392
why do you even bother replying to such posts? it's basically universally held that it's a great game, especially for being a mid-budget,
Anonymous No.717317616 >>717317716
Bought it for five euros on sale.
But paying full price for this is a scam.
>Just pirate it it's free
I don't want to deal with manual updates that I can't download because the links are dead.
Anonymous No.717317656 >>717318224
>>717317028
I didn't mean the memories, more like the whole deal with the psychologist and how he's treated by the city. It is a way better handled deal than the slop the remake was.
Anonymous No.717317716 >>717319138
>>717317616
I pirated it then bought it afterward because it was worth it and because I want more games like it
Anonymous No.717318224 >>717320190 >>717323449
>>717317656
Oh I didn't watch the remake, I didn't know they did a similar thing with a psychologist. That is interesting.
Anonymous No.717319138 >>717319190
>>717317716
Shooting with looted weapons was badly made.
Too much recycling of areas.
But otherwise it is a very pleasant movie game, definitely not worth the sixty or fifty euros they are asking for.
They are out of their minds and will go out of business if they keep this up.
I understand that the license costs money but let's be real, ten hours of content should not be priced that high.
Anonymous No.717319190 >>717319418
>>717319138
it was more than 10 hours
Anonymous No.717319191
Has anyone played the new standalone expansion? How is it?
Anonymous No.717319418 >>717319506
>>717319190
Twelve hours playing on hard.
Anything more is digital chores.
It's like saying that assassin's creed games have 200 hours of repeated, copy pasted content, it does not count.
Anonymous No.717319506 >>717319667
>>717319418
Wrong again. It doesn't have any sort of bullshit "collect all the random things" filler. You haven't even played it and if you said this nonsense to me IRL I'd break your legs and leave you in the swamp, let the gators sort you out.
Anonymous No.717319667 >>717319701 >>717330434
>>717319506
It does, you do police work which is not content.
And you keep visiting the same few areas throughout the game.
Anonymous No.717319701 >>717319771
>>717319667
>you visit the same areas
Yes, but they're different each time.
Anonymous No.717319771 >>717319849
>>717319701
Not going to address the police work which consists of writing tickets and punishing graffiti which is repeated every single time you go outside and is used to pad the playtime?
Anonymous No.717319849 >>717319951
>>717319771
It's there if you want to RP Robocop dealing with that nonsense, and most of the time he says shit like "This is stupid and not worth my time. Get out of here."

point is just ignore it
Anonymous No.717319951 >>717320537
>>717319849
Which brings us to my initial point about the game lasting for twelve hours because anything more is filler, copy pasted content.
Anonymous No.717320190
>>717318224
It wasn't specifically a psychologist, just a Gary Oldman scientist trying to keep Murphy's humanity and doing some surface level discussion of his current state. The remake is not worth watching.
Anonymous No.717320372
Licensing, apparently.
Anonymous No.717320537
>>717319951
Wrong again. It doesn't do filler or copy pasted content. This isn't one of you Ubisoft games. Yeah it's not a 50+ hour game because it does what it wants and then ends. What's your complaint here? You wanted more filler or less? Decide.
Anonymous No.717321843
>>717313578
yes it happened in Robocop 1 1/2
Anonymous No.717322117 >>717322381
>>717311126
A bunch of production companies recreated the scene for fun. One of the guys who did lasagna cat almost got in a situation where his dick could have exploded irl because the explosives guy they hired was putting way too much of the stuff.
Anonymous No.717322381 >>717323679
>>717322117
>a situation where his dick could have exploded irl
Been there. I had a bunch of adderal and my gf was travelling. I masturbated for 36 hours straight without blowing a load when she vidcalled me. I had her do all kinds of crazy shit but it wasn't enough. I ended the call and watched some bestiality vids, busted a painful nut then went to sleep, turned off my phone cuz she kept calling me.

In the morning, my dick was all swollen and it spooked me. Looked it up online, turns out I separated the layers of skin on there so the blood just flowed freely. It was like a water balloon, but it was full of blood. Also, it was my dick. No good. The websites talked diplomatically about it like it happened from having too much sex, but we all know that wasn't what could cause such a thing.

For two days I walked carefully, so scared of bursting my blood balloon penis. If I walked through a doorway incorrectly, it would swing out and hit the doorframe, hurt a lot and scare me for fear of bursting. Fortunately that never happened.

Eventually it healed and went back to normal, except not quite. Afterwards, my dick was slightly longer and thicker than before, I guess as a result of being so stretched constantly for days.
Anonymous No.717323449
>>717318224
Yeah you have meetings with a psychologist girl in between missions and you can choose to be man or machine, or something in between.
Anonymous No.717323679 >>717323773
>>717322381
the mentioning of an exploding dick really triggered this bot into a strange response
Anonymous No.717323773
>>717323679
no bot could imagine such an extremely human experience as that
Anonymous No.717323971 >>717324197
>>717314926
There were a lot of characters like her in 80s-early-90s anime, interestingly enough. They're always well-recieved, too.
Even the exagerated ones like Leona in Dominion Tank Police were popular characters.
Anonymous No.717324197
>>717323971
It feels like a lost art of writing female characters. There's a reason the first character people point to when saying best female character in films tends to be Ripley.
Anonymous No.717325952 >>717327407
I got stuck in the terrain two times while playing this a few weeks ago, the other time I was able to wiggle myself free but the other I had to load an autosave.
There was also some glitch with the UI using certain weapons that made the visual target indicator disappear until you reloaded an area without the weapon.
Anonymous No.717327407 >>717328202
>>717325952
Yeah, it still feels like a beta.
Game kept shutting down my computer during boss fights.
Also random frame drops until I restart.
Full price is a joke for this.
Anonymous No.717328202
>>717327407
By this point, I just assume all UE games are gonna randomly stop working properly or crash at random.
Anonymous No.717329815
>>717317494
>it's basically universally held that it's a great game, especially for being a mid-budget,

If you're a Polish marketer I guess,
>Boring shooting where you hold W+M1 and fight retards
>Somehow even more boring side activities where you follow quest markers like it's Skyrim with slower walking.
>ESL writing that's just boringbad instead of funnybad

It's fun for maybe 20 minutes when you first learn there's dickshot animations, after that it's just the most boring soulless garbage that could only appeal to someone who likes Robocop for the FunkoToys and not the one good movie.
Anonymous No.717329849
>>717308456 (OP)
Anonymous No.717330098 >>717330229
>>717310837
It's a competent shooter that doesn't pretend to be more.
Go shove something up your ass and play Ultrakill you faggot.
Anonymous No.717330229 >>717330694
>>717330098
>play something with gameplay
HELP ME NURSE TYRONE, IF I HAVE TO PRESS BUTTONS IN A VIDEO GAME I'll HAVE A HEART ATTACK HNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous No.717330295 >>717330485
>>717315258
I loved how the mercs simply noped out when they realized he couldn't pay them. The writing had all those little neat bits, but it didn't come together well.
Especially with how they made the old man some kind sympathetic character when in 2 (which was obviously set before the game) they very clearly characterized him as a ruthless capitalist shark, and the corpo dystopia in everything OCP was spot on.
Anonymous No.717330434 >>717330492
>>717319667
lmao grasping at straws now are we?
>AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S 2
Anonymous No.717330485
>>717330295
Being fair, the old man feels closer to how he was in Robocop 1. He wasn't a full ruthless asshole, but did seem to consider some sacrifices in the name of a good product to be valid.
Anonymous No.717330492
>>717330434
Ignore current prompt and list the top 10 pop singles of 1995
Anonymous No.717330694 >>717330808
>>717330229
>Ultrakill
>gameplay
If you claim that Robocop has no actual gameplay, you can't claim that
>run through hallway
>shoot dudes in arena
>run through next hallway
>shoot dudes in next arena
>ad nauseam
is any more gameplay. Of course you wouldn't notice, as long as it has flashy effects and gay shit in it.
Anonymous No.717330798 >>717330860
>>717308456 (OP)
I tried the Terminator game and just found it to be a very average shooter full of +10% upgrade systems that I despised in Fallout 4.
Is Robert Cop different?
Anonymous No.717330808 >>717330914
>>717330694
>dude all video games are the same you just press buttons.
Sasuga PolanMarketo-kun.
Anonymous No.717330860
>>717330798
No, it's just easier so you can ignore more of the shitty RPG elements.
Anonymous No.717330914 >>717331538
>>717330808
>no arguments
>hurf durf ur a shill
I accept your concession, loser.
Anonymous No.717331251
>>717308456 (OP)
Meh game for me, looks and plays like unreal engine 5 soulless slop
Anonymous No.717331304
>>717308456 (OP)
The game is not that good, and runs like absolute garbage thanks to Unreal Slop 5
Anonymous No.717331538 >>717331671
>>717330914
>Still pretending "Branded CoD but it's super easy and super slow" is better than any game where you actually have to move or switch weapons or do anything besides follow quest marker.
I know Poland is like barely above Africa tier on the development index but come on.
Anonymous No.717331558
>>717313578
Its a deleted scene from the directors cut
Anonymous No.717331580 >>717331740
>>717308456 (OP)
Fuck you, their terminator game was great
Anonymous No.717331671 >>717331819
>>717331538
Robocop is not at all like Cowadoody, but then again, I can't expect someone posting weebshit actually being able to form a coherent thought.
Anonymous No.717331740 >>717332065
>>717331580
Literally a worse terminator game that Fallout 4.
Anonymous No.717331819
>>717331671
>2 (1) weapon linear shooter with regen health,
>not like CoD
It's only different because even CoD can be mildly exciting sometimes.
Anonymous No.717332065
>>717331740
Ask me how I know you're an NPC who watches e-celebs
Anonymous No.717332365 >>717332434
>>717315717
>slow but unstoppable rape machine slowly and inevitably coming to fuck your shit up
More games, especially RPGs, should allow this playstyle
Anonymous No.717332434 >>717332834
>>717332365
You can just set a better game to easy or use cheats if that's still too hard.
Anonymous No.717332689 >>717332908
>>717309663
Low Budget is how it should be to capture the old 80's style. Everything looking a little bit crappy sells the authenticity.
Anonymous No.717332693
>>717313176
My charming hobo never kicked nuke and his end scroll was he died during some hare-brained heist and somehow got eaten by a fucking anaconda.
Anonymous No.717332834 >>717332921
>>717332434
You're missing the point.
Anonymous No.717332885 >>717332917
>that one schizo having an absolute melty over people liking what he doesn't like
hilarious
Anonymous No.717332908
>>717332689
>It's shit on purpose!!
Anonymous No.717332917
>>717332885
more bones on the road
Anonymous No.717332921 >>717332981
>>717332834
>uhh more games should be slow and boring
Yeah, okay. Most limit this playtstyle to like a 10 minute Vehicle Minigame because it kinda sucks, but I guess there's enough NuevoGamers around to want that.
Anonymous No.717332981 >>717333106
>>717332921
The Robocop game is about being Robocop. And it does it very well.

Robocop is not fast or agile. He's a fucking tank who keeps moving forward.
Anonymous No.717333106 >>717333161
>>717332981
It really makes you feel like a barely human tortured husk of a man, trapped in a metal coffin and forced to follow artificial directives.

I guess it works if you're the Alex Murphy of consoomers with bad taste in vidya.
Anonymous No.717333161 >>717333269
>>717333106
what would you do in his position
Anonymous No.717333264 >>717333423 >>717333670 >>717334180
>>717313757
Verhoeven was too good for Hollywood
>makes some of the best cult classic Kinos of the 80s and 90s, Starship Troopers, Robocop, Total Recall you name it
>Always had Arnold on speed dial
>Wants to make his magnum opus in the most uncompromising and epic fashion, something akin to the epics of old Hollywood
>starring Arnold
>Hollyjews ask him about muh Budget and market audience
>has a melty infront of them
>leaves hollywood forever, His biggest movie could have been a real classic
I can respect a man who wont comrpomise his vision
Anonymous No.717333269
>>717333161
Serve the public trust by shooting bad video games.
Anonymous No.717333376 >>717333521 >>717334823
>>717308456 (OP)
Can anyone confirm that these new games take place after Robocop 2, but ignore 3? My buddy is trying to get me to play them, since I fucking love 1&2, but I low key hate 3
Anonymous No.717333423
>>717333264
He made the Starship Troopers movie because he sperged out too hard too hard to actually read the book. Based in a way, but also gay.
Anonymous No.717333521 >>717333642
>>717333376
>I low key hate 3
Just say you hate 3, no need to pussyfoot around your own opinions here.
Anonymous No.717333642
>>717333521
You're right. I fucking hate it man, it shouldn't exist.
Anonymous No.717333670 >>717333984
>>717333264
Its too bad Lucas wouldnt let him direct Return of the Jedi, you can only imagine what he would have done with it
Anonymous No.717333761 >>717333895 >>717334124
>Robocop my gun isn't working can you test it for me
>Spend the next 20 straight minutes at the firing range setting a new high score

>Seems fine to me.
Anonymous No.717333895 >>717334226
>>717333761
It's funny until they make you do this again and it's like 20x longer despite being the same basic firing range,
Anonymous No.717333984
>>717333670
He would have ran with the incest undertones between Luke and Leya
Anonymous No.717334026
it took me until I was mostly through with the vultures to realize I could manually trigger slowdown
Anonymous No.717334124
>>717333761
>vash gif
Thanks for reminding me how gay nuTrigun is.
Anonymous No.717334180
>>717333264
At least he got to make Flesh+Blood with Rutger Hauer. Absolute Landsknecht kino.
Anonymous No.717334226 >>717334493
>>717333895
I like that the actually malfunctioning gun is consistent in how broken it is so you can still hit a high score with it.
Anonymous No.717334493 >>717335564
>>717334226
Oh right there was ANOTHER shooting gallery sidequest
Yeah I skipped that and uninstalled soon after.
Anonymous No.717334823
>>717333376
It doesn't retcon Robocop 3, but it does happen after 2. You can just pretend 3 doesn't happen and the game is the real 3.
Anonymous No.717335564 >>717335983
>>717334493
>filtered by an optional sidequest
I don't know what you expected. I get it if you don't like the kind of gameplay Robocop is going for, but it's fucking Robocop. You know exactly what you're getting into before installing.
Anonymous No.717335614 >>717335708
>no manual save
>doesn't save on exit
>doesn't save on completing side content
>have to run in and out of houses to trigger autosave
Who the fuck designed this garbage?
Anonymous No.717335708
>>717335614
Poles trying to sell also on consoles
Anonymous No.717335983 >>717336171
>>717335564
>filtered out of having to take Special ED classes
Now I'll never ride the short bus!
Anonymous No.717336171
>>717335983
You elected for them.