Thread 717308971 - /v/ [Archived: 36 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:17:25 AM No.717308971
joeseph joestar
joeseph joestar
md5: ad1143566a3eff05a3b7d330062d2617๐Ÿ”
The protagonist of the last game you played is replaced with Joeseph Joestar. What changes?
Replies: >>717309771 >>717309961 >>717310069 >>717310113 >>717310893 >>717311030 >>717311189 >>717311309 >>717312014 >>717312061 >>717312141 >>717312175 >>717312268 >>717312531 >>717313150 >>717313227 >>717317750 >>717317865 >>717318267
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:06 AM No.717309771
1723568166348444
1723568166348444
md5: 8b2ddf594f70a57e375e84e557d612c4๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
Well, he's... still voiced by Sugita, I guess...?
Replies: >>717310010
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:40 AM No.717309961
>>717308971 (OP)
>Skyrim
Looks like Joseph is off to stop Harkon.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:37:30 AM No.717310010
>>717309771
What game?
Replies: >>717310141
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:28 AM No.717310069
81NWuqvds9L
81NWuqvds9L
md5: 9628288f17180543e7bc067e5c9394b1๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
Lots of gay romance
Replies: >>717310197
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:39:06 AM No.717310113
>>717308971 (OP)
>DMC5
surprisingly very little
Replies: >>717310290
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:39:34 AM No.717310141
1728713620479477
1728713620479477
md5: 40bb9a9d50b07b5ad859a7cda6af5ebc๐Ÿ”
>>717310010
Raidou Remastered. It's fun.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:40:38 AM No.717310197
>>717310069
I don't know anything about this game, but I find the idea of Joeseph looking like the gayest person in the universe despite being the only straight person there hilarious.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:42:13 AM No.717310290
>>717310113
Would hamon work on demons?
Replies: >>717311372 >>717312141
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:49 AM No.717310376
IMG_0728
IMG_0728
md5: 516a0eafc58b49ce9d2d175141d5f2cd๐Ÿ”
Prez isnโ€™t making it to landing strip
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:53:05 AM No.717310893
>>717308971 (OP)
>crimzon clover
>he crashes into Gorgoneion, completely on accident
>wins
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:12 AM No.717311030
jojo deltarune
jojo deltarune
md5: 05e034d4eaed4c7e3e10012fd2b69fd9๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
I don't know how he would bluff his way past the Knight, but he would. I do know that he would figure out the Knight's scheme by the end of chapter 3.
Replies: >>717311993 >>717312354
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:58:25 AM No.717311189
>>717308971 (OP)
>Limbus Company

There are no japanese Sinners so we're golden baby, those Boughs are ours
Replies: >>717311264
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:00:11 AM No.717311264
1700120987513839
1700120987513839
md5: ef4b3ad9ea7f04751841841fa5b19745๐Ÿ”
>>717311189
R.
Replies: >>717311443
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:01:03 AM No.717311309
take the red pill 100 line
take the red pill 100 line
md5: 6b4062d4fdb99088dc4a404b8203e127๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
Your next line is:
>I came across something important, but it can wait until tomorrow morning.
to iu!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:02:09 AM No.717311372
>>717310290
Pandora's light does, maybe. And hamon can work on anything if it's strong enough, Joseph nearly got melted by it.

Fuck I just realized he also has a robot arm, fuck yes now I need to see Stroheim in place of Nico.
Replies: >>717311628 >>717318067
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:19 AM No.717311443
>>717311264
I am fucking retarded
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:05:49 AM No.717311580
>re2
ridiculously easy mode(even if hamon doesn't work on re zombies)
Replies: >>717311687 >>717311904
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:06:26 AM No.717311628
>>717311372
Even if it doesn't Joeseph would find a way to make it work. He used it on regular humans all the time.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:47 AM No.717311687
>>717311580
He'd just see the zombies, do a 180, and run away.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:42 AM No.717311904
>>717311580
Would his weakness for pretty girls make him get fooled by Ada, or would he ๆฌกใซๅ›ใฏ her?
Replies: >>717312079
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:13:14 AM No.717311993
IMG_6453
IMG_6453
md5: 4ef76501169d677374f9de99bf0b5a89๐Ÿ”
>>717311030
You ever notice how Chapter 2 has a salaryman villain along with a Killer Queen?
Replies: >>717312235
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:13:40 AM No.717312014
20221201132846_1
20221201132846_1
md5: 002e4b2c034df308a06bde31c101fbaf๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
Romancing SaGa: Minstrel Song does have weird cults and even vampires. Joseph's hamon powers would actually be pretty relevant and he'd make a good Martial Artist too
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:14:26 AM No.717312061
1750198085493029
1750198085493029
md5: f071106cf605fd37f3daf9f15f04cbde๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
>ultrakill
the fucker will find a way to shoot shit with hamon and the coins, shove magnets on everyone's asses while shooting rockets, setup cheese with sawblades and nails and bullshit his way to gabriel/minos/syssyphus, +enraging them off. lord have mercy if he learns that he can use the pilebunker to create mini nukes with the rockets
he probably won't need to get the multiple weapons power up either
Replies: >>717312308
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:14:43 AM No.717312079
>>717311904
Does he have a weakness for pretty girls? It seems more like he's just too much of a good person to let innocent people get hurt. He was even hesitant to cut off Stroheim's leg, despite him being a lunatic.
Replies: >>717312242
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:04 AM No.717312141
jojover
jojover
md5: f590da08d437d57068f9aa5b2aa25b77๐Ÿ”
>>717308971 (OP)
>>Metroid Prime 2
>The ng
Hamon is sunlight magic, he'll make quick work of them.
>Space Pirates
I can see him outsmarting them on the regular (vapor for brains, remember?)
>Dark Samus
Launching her into space isn't going to work this time, he might be fucked.
>The Puzzles
He's fucked.
>>717310290
It works on other things, why shouldn't it?
Replies: >>717312401
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:53 AM No.717312175
>>717308971 (OP)
>Shiren the Wanderer
So now he can use Hermit Purple to see the entire contents of floor, making finding useful items and stairs easier while avoiding all danger. Will probably still need to use weapons and shields without a offensive stand, but HP can lay some traps for the monsters. Pretty much an easy mode.
Replies: >>717312530
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:17:55 AM No.717312235
>>717311993
Hometown really does have a Morioh vibe to it, doesn't it? Though its in an alternate universe, so does that make it part 8 Morioh instead?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:18:05 AM No.717312242
>>717312079
He's still pretty protective of Lisa Lisa even when she proves she can kick his ass.
Replies: >>717312729
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:18:36 AM No.717312268
>>717308971 (OP)
joseph > jotaro > johnny > josuke > gappy >>> giorno=jodio > jonathan > jolyne
Replies: >>717312325 >>717312387 >>717312649 >>717314124 >>717314241
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:19:20 AM No.717312308
>>717312061
Would him being a living human being in a world notably devoid of living humans do anything?
Replies: >>717313003
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:19:38 AM No.717312325
>>717312268
>jonathan that low
kinda cringe ngl
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:20:09 AM No.717312354
>>717311030
>your next line is "RRAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH"
Replies: >>717312914
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:20:34 AM No.717312387
>>717312268
>Jonathan and Jolyne that low
shit taste
Johnny > Joseph > Jonathan > Josuke > Jolyne > Jotaro > Giorno haven't found the motivation to read part 8 since people said the ending sucks
Replies: >>717312561 >>717312606
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:20:50 AM No.717312401
>>717312141
>The Puzzles
I've only played Hunters, what's so bad about the Prime 2 puzzles?
Replies: >>717312846
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:22:49 AM No.717312530
>>717312175
What if its part 2 Joeseph?
Replies: >>717312860
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:22:49 AM No.717312531
>>717308971 (OP)
Barely a game, but I only now played Steins Gate. I imagine Joseph's dramatic flair would fit into the same niche as Okabe's larping. Perhaps he would think of some kind of ridiculous workaround to the main conflict that he'd smugly explain at the last moment in the fashion of a mental rube-goldberg machine.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:23:15 AM No.717312561
>>717312387
The ending isn't very good, but there are a lot of great moments before the end that make it worth reading once.
Replies: >>717313089
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:23:54 AM No.717312606
>>717312387
Switch Jolyne and Giorno and you have the correct list

i havent read part 7 so i cant comment on Jonny
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:24:13 AM No.717312634
yoshis-island
yoshis-island
md5: 25693ff257a5d657681fdcac2a1f8ec4๐Ÿ”
That baby is safer than with the Yoshis.
Replies: >>717313045
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:24:33 AM No.717312649
>>717312268
Jotaro should be way lower on that list. Johnathan should get a higher ranking, he's a bit basic, but you've gotta respect a man with that much will.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:25:52 AM No.717312729
>>717312242
We see that he's perfectly willing to kick Mariah's ass in part 3, and that shapeshifting stand girl as well. Once he knows the pretty girl in question is an enemy he's more than willing to hurt them.
Replies: >>717313087
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:28:08 AM No.717312846
BRAINDEADseph
BRAINDEADseph
md5: 832421f6deedfc1423c5e189d0e0a5b1๐Ÿ”
>>717312401
Nothing really. Personally speaking, I never had difficulty with the puzzles in the game I'm just calling Joseph an idiot
Replies: >>717313098
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:28:21 AM No.717312860
>>717312530
Most monsters can't be communicated with so Joseph wouldn't be able to negotiate with them and trick them as he would usually do. He would be able to come up with smart ways to use the items to save his ass, but that is something that Shiren/The player can already do. Maybe some monsters could be defeated with Hamon easily. Would be cool if he could beat up night monsters with his hands.
Replies: >>717313270
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:29:19 AM No.717312914
>>717312354
I've figured it out. He just grabs Toriel and runs away.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:30:36 AM No.717313003
>>717312308
going by ultrakill's lore, he would appear in hell only after dying (fat chance lmao), and how his new body would materialize depends on his importance and willpower, since we are talking about a joestar whose willpower is pretty much unbreakable and their deeds well remembered (though by not so many people as say minos or syssiphus) i'm sure his hell version would let him pull all kinds of crazy shit, shit maybe he could appear as a fucking prime soul and wreck everyone's shit
but since the bastard couldn't die, i guess he would find his way through the elevators just like v1
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:31:12 AM No.717313045
>>717312634
He was fine with that invisible baby in part 4, and he did successfully raise Holly.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:32:03 AM No.717313087
>>717312729
>We see that he's perfectly willing to kick Mariah's ass in part 3
Only after giving a chance to quit that the Crusaders typically don't give to the male villains. Except for Jotaro, Jotaro's the only one who believes in true gender equality.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:32:04 AM No.717313089
>>717312561
man, i remember laughing at jobinfags in the threads, thinking they are just stupid shonenspics who wanted a begeta fight
i mean, being so laser-focused on one detail is plain autism, and it's not like finale has to feature a punch ghost fight to be cool, right?

i would like to formally apologize to all jobin proponents and beetle tendency truthers
clearly, your ideas were simply too good to be true
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:32:20 AM No.717313098
>>717312846
>Spoiler
That wasn't until his stroke in part 3
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:33:11 AM No.717313150
>>717308971 (OP)
cant believe shonen protagonists peaked all the way back in '87.
Replies: >>717313413
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:34:23 AM No.717313227
>>717308971 (OP)
LIKE A BLOODY STORM
ATSUKU LIKE A BLOODY STONE
Replies: >>717313462
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:35:31 AM No.717313270
>>717312860
He doesn't have to talk with things to trick them, you know. As long as they're predictable and can attempt to predict his behavior, he can trick them. Also hamon can be used to gain limited control over living things, like when he used that pigeon to attack Caesar.
Replies: >>717314039
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:35 AM No.717313413
>>717313150
Are there any other shonen protagonists like him?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:39:20 AM No.717313462
>>717313227
>wanna see me make the best OP song in the series?
>wanna see me do it again?
why don't they just have Coda do all of them?
Replies: >>717313580 >>717313672 >>717313808
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:41:14 AM No.717313580
>>717313462
Fighting Gold wasn't as good as Bloody Stream. His vocals in End of The World were great though.
Replies: >>717313672 >>717313824
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:43:02 AM No.717313672
Gw30xRmbIAAcATS
Gw30xRmbIAAcATS
md5: 434e3190e045355bf78edc64ebfba34b๐Ÿ”
>>717313462
>>717313580
Coda's best song was the opening for Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fi6aW9KNps&list=RD3Fi6aW9KNps&start_radio=1
Replies: >>717314312
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:45:46 AM No.717313808
>>717313462
>>wanna see me make the best OP song in the series?
That's Great Days
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:45:59 AM No.717313824
>>717313580
Traitor's Requiem >>> Fighting Gold
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:50:18 AM No.717314039
>>717313270
>He doesn't have to talk with things to trick them, you know. As long as they're predictable and can attempt to predict his behavior, he can trick them
Sure, but again that is something that Shiren can already do so it wouldn't be special for Joseph, although he would be good at it.
>Also hamon can be used to gain limited control over living things, like when he used that pigeon to attack Caesar.
Good point, I had forgotten all the extraneous applications Hamon has, I guess Joseph could do some wacky stuff like walk on water but it's arguable if Joseph has mastered all possible techniques.
Replies: >>717314247
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:52:04 AM No.717314124
>>717312268
howler > funny valentine > dio part 3 > kira > kars > pucci > tooru > dio part 1
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:54:16 AM No.717314241
>>717312268
howler > funny valentine > dio part 3 > kira > kars > diavolo > pucci > tooru > dio part 1
Replies: >>717314384 >>717314738
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:54:23 AM No.717314247
>>717314039
If its post training arc Joeseph, then he's pretty good with hamon, and great at finding strange uses for it. Like climbing a wet surface using his fingertips or making a rope out of falling icicles.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:55:38 AM No.717314312
>>717313672
>Makes the best Op and the worst Op
How does he do it?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:57:03 AM No.717314384
>>717314241
Part 1 Dio is better than Kars purely because of how much of a hater he is.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:03:42 AM No.717314738
>>717314241
idk how anyone could put part 1 Dio below part 3 Dio unless they just hadn't watched or read part 1. part 1 Dio is, like, an actual character while part 3 Dio is just a plot device.
Replies: >>717314827 >>717317712
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:05:29 AM No.717314827
>>717314738
I could see them ranking him higher because of how much of a menacing presence he has. Having everyone and their dog be utterly terrified of him does a lot for him, as does his stand ability before its explained.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:01:39 AM No.717317712
>>717314738
the stuff with the senator is 10/10 though
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:02:22 AM No.717317750
>>717308971 (OP)
I just really don't like gay porn.
Replies: >>717317990
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:04:58 AM No.717317865
>>717308971 (OP)
>Project Wingman
He crashes immediately
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:07:39 AM No.717317990
>>717317750
You bring this up why?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:08:53 AM No.717318054
So between All Star Battle and Eyes of Heaven, which is the better game?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:09:04 AM No.717318067
>>717311372
>Stroheim in place of Nico
Would Nico Goldstein hate the jews like Stroheim
Replies: >>717318146
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:10:58 AM No.717318146
>>717318067
she has a black father that she hates.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:13:24 AM No.717318267
>>717308971 (OP)
>Yugioh Master Duel
I mean Kazuki Takahashi was heavily inspired by Jojo's so this kinda works out
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:50:58 AM No.717320106
>Your next line will be "Soulsโ€ฆ come unto me!"
Launching Soul Edge into space is a much more permanent way of dealing with it than just shattering it and then having it reform over and over.

But that'll make Elysium a pretty significant problem in the next game. Sophitia is the only person in history to destroy one of the swords without using the other, but if Elysium is appearing without a timeskip, she's probably using Sophitia as a host.

World's fucked.