Thread 717310996

Would you let a Centaur Knight join your party, /v/?

>>717310996 (OP)
I'd eat her doughnut if you catch my drift

Only if she's lawful good.

>>717310996 (OP)
female centaurs are awesome

>>717310996 (OP)
i would let her take a gigantic shit down my throat

only if she pulls the wagon

>>717310996 (OP)
What are some games where you can romance a centauress?
>>717311161
And eat doughnuts?

>>717310996 (OP)
>>717311161
uhh, she shits from there you realize? like she can't even reach back there to wipe or clean, it's covered in sh-
>>717311293
>i would let her take a gigantic shit down my throat
oh nevermind

>>717311632
they all got banned

>>717311706
i want to smell her rancid morning breath so fucking bad

>>717311161
I'd snip it off with hedge clippers

>>717310996 (OP)
Why the monster girls in western games are pure abomination? I just want cute monsters like this...

It sucks there's like next to no h-games with horsepussy. Monster Girl Quest just has a couple poor scenes where you don't even see the pussy. There's one VN but it also has scat and it's very weird looking otherwise. The only other rec is some random pixel platformer fuck game that looks annoying to play.

Why aren't monster girls more popular in video games?

>>717311891
tales of androgyny has centaurs you can buttfuck if you can beat them, and they can be centaur unicorns if you're a virgin

>>717311869
Even Japanese Games rarely include Centaurs or Lamia because no one wants to create and animate those models.

>>717311986
That's May for shining force 2

>>717311706
>like she can't even reach back there to wipe or clean
i clean it for her, retard

>>717310996 (OP)
I'm sorry. We don't hire dirty centaurs.

>>717312053
Which came out in 1993. There's not a lot of Centaur Girls in Games between then and now.

>>717310996 (OP)
Only if she has a horsecock.

>>717311947
Devs are retarded and lazy and can't animate cute centaur girls.

>>717310996 (OP)
Shining force is the go to game series for centaurs, also cute and fuckable fox gurls.

>>717310996 (OP)
Only if I had a clear view on his massive centaur balls.

>>717312159
free nugget snacks yummy

>>717310996 (OP)
>>717312018
Built for male stallions only

>>717310996 (OP)
horses smell terrible. she must, too

>>717311706
Someone post the horse anus thing, this guy simply has not heard about horse anuses.

>>717312743
I'd have to google it and with how much Uma Musume is in my recent history I'd be put on a list right away

>>717312656
Centaur ntr now that's rare

>>717310996 (OP)
Can I ride her as a mage? No not that sort of riding.
Imagine the combat damage.

>>717313347
it's like half of the genre
there is not a lot of centaur content

>>717312656
Horses last like 5 seconds, she would just be left unsatisfied.

>>717315194
Anyone have that copy pasta talking about Horse Pussy and how satisfying them with Human Cock is actually far more possible than one would naturally assume?

>>717310996 (OP)
Sure, centaurs look like they are really strong, high str plus end and high mobility, the only downside is they would take huge amounts of food to maintain.

>>717311947
human are far easier to model and animate often already having them premade.
so that's why the lazy devs don't even try.

>>717312656
Completely forgot about the part where he kills himself but there was some happy ending stories in that anthology at least

>>717312656
Why do you need the pic of a man killing himself in the middle of you porn?
Bit gay bro.

only if she has a fat, ripe girlcock and agrees to impale me with it every night

>>717310996 (OP)
Only if it is female (bio)

>>717316402
It's the ultimate NTR fantasy of being cucked so hard you lose all hope in yourself to recover and submit to men greater than you by instant self deletion. Also its kind of funny I admit

>>717315270
One would naturally assume no one is going around fucking horses to discover that little tidbit of information.

>>717310996 (OP)
No, the smell of horseshit is too strong and that bitch can't even reach her ass to wipe it.

>>717316948
I will carry the burden

>>717316810
Eh, Humans have been studying animal husbandry for several millennia now. I'm sure they found an interesting fact or two.

Horses are stinky. I'd rather a cute lamia that can wrap around me.

>>717317142
based bidet-anon

>>717317269
I'd disagree, but if a pack of Indians will just randomly rape a goat or a lizard to death, skies the limit.

THE FORBIDDEN CENTUAR

>>717311293
Why the heck are threads always polluted with these literal shitters every time?

do you ride a centaur into battle or do they fight beside you?

>>717317678
I'd imagine it depends on the attack plan. Riding her during a Centaur Shield Wall Rush would just be opening you up to enemy fire, but it would be more practical during a Cavalry Charge.

>>717317678
Depends if you're married.

>>717317613
Wait TWO pussies? Hmmm... need to address the council on this one.

>>717317678
An army of centaurs, does it count as infantry or cavalry?

>>717310996 (OP)
Only if she's a futa. The elf cleric needs a way to replenish her mana.

>>717317917
yes

>>717317613
yeah but Grimsby, 4 legs

>>717317613
front legs dont make any fucking sense. you'd need clute muscles that hug around a pelvis to look like that

She can come but she brings her food

>>717316810
>he doesn't know

>>717318507
>two vaginas

>>717316810
IM A SCIENTIST
I EXPERIMENT

>>717310996 (OP)
I wake up angry every single day knowing that female centaurs are not real after watching Monster Girls

16bit era Horse Pussy.

>>717310996 (OP)
hell yeah, we Shining Force now

>>717318507
Two vaganias
Maybe more

This is all I want from my RPGs

>>717320021
Should be nay.

>>717322741
her lower part is naked
what a brute

>>717323106
She's daring a Male to step up and try to breed her.

shining force 3 remaster when?
shining force 4 that continues the story when?
No the action games don't count.

>>717315270
I think this is it?

I know it's not the most practical or realistic armor design, but I still think it's neat.

You fucking coomers are so pathetic its just sad.

>>717310996 (OP)
Seriously why they didn't made a game where you can use a centaur as a party member and a ride at the same time

>>717323756
I remember someone was trying to make a skyrim mod for that, but the engine couldn't handle it.

Here's your centaur bro

>>717323885
Thank you Shane. In all fairness it DOES say Donkey centaur. I'm not expecting a horse one, am I?

>>717323885
man she's welcome to the liberty brew that shit was ass
Dew.S.A. wasn't great but at least it didn't taste like a vat of every artificial blue flavor at once.

>>717323952
If she was a keeper, she would have said Baja Blast anyway.

>>717323885
I appreciate Shane can actually make cringe characters that feel cringe instead of just teehee look how nerd I am
Would fuck, and make it seem like I was doing her a favor for the emotional manipulation

>>717324058
Baja Blast is whatever. Throwback is the real shit but they discontinued it which is a real shame because normal mountain dew makes my vision blurry. That should, and does not, stop me from drinking it.

>>717310996 (OP)
Should I add centaurs to my fantasy world? What would be their societal status? What use does a centaur bring to fantasy?

>>717321589
>>717322741
>centaur girls
>anthro girls
>even cute elves
>played way better than its contemporary fire emblem counterpart
>dead and forgotten
It's not fair. I will never get over how poorly SEGA treated Camelot

>>717310996 (OP)
depends if it poops randomly everywhere like normal horses

>>717324183
We could have seen a revival when FE got huge with Awakening
You could have kissed the centaur