Hello /v/, you're up way past your bedtime.

You're on air, anon. Go ahead.

i think the sequel is going to suck

I think Ming Xiao is a miracle of the universe.

Hello Deb. You know why the phrase is "Lightning in a Bottle?" It's not just the fact that lightning is impossible to contain within a bottle. Yes, it's fantastical to think about keeping a bare lightning bolt in just a bottle, but in a sense, aren't batteries just lightning bolts in bottles? No, it's because even if you catch the lightning once, lightning will not strike that same spot again. There's too many points on a map where lightning in any given storm can land. You might think waiting decades will give you a better chance, but the chance is the same regardless of how many years have passed, and changing the shape of the bottle, the color of the bottle, or anything else about the bottle will not change the fact that that first bottle is the one to hold the lightning, and no other bottle in that point will hold any lightning. After a certain point, you need to accept what you accomplished, and find new places to harvest lightning.

How are the kids, by the way? The oldest is out of college now, yes?

>>717311946 (OP)
It's 4am, I'm lonely and horny and want a Damsel gf

>>717311946 (OP)
I JUST GOT UP

>>717312314
Lightning follows the path of least resistance. It strikes twice, thrice, or more, all the time. It's literally how lightning rods work.

>>717312543
That's what the Reptilians want you to think

Video games?

>>717312690
literally yes

>>717312314
>lightning will not strike that same spot again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_KeIZJJ3mk

>>717312383
>ywn go to a Godflesh / Black Magnet / Author & Punisher show with Damsel
>ywn protest ICE with Damsel
it's not fair, where the FUCK is my leftie industrial metal gf

>>717311946 (OP)
Hi Deb.

I-I don't have a whole lot of time
Um, okay, I'm a former employee of Area 51

>>717312690
cmon

>>717314367
Hey, Deb? I've got somehing I want to say, and I think people are gonna wanna hear it. I've been thinking about it for a long time.
>uh, okay? Let's hear it...
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS HEIL HI-
>sorry about that guys, lotta wackjobs in this city. Onto the next caller

this is how I imagine deb

>>717316206
but that's my wife vv

why the fuck won't it let me play

>>717312314
go to bed, Grandpa Dagoth

>Character with red hair and wearing a military beret his a communist
*SIIIIIIIIIGH*

Hey, Deb. I think that Theresa is much sexier than Jeanette. These huge tits are much better when they're contained in that shirt, and I have to think about how she's hiding a body of an absolute slut behind a businesswoman's suit.

>>717316819
did you patch it with the unofficial patch?

>>717317123
I wanted to play with an older version of the patch, but apparently I can't. It all started when I installed the AI textures (It kept crashing whenever I tried to play) and then patched it with the 4gb patch. I get that error every time I try to play

Toreador chads where you at

>>717316980
she's an oldschool commie

Tremere is the best clan and has the sexiest bitches

>>717317518
Actually it's Malkavian as long as you can ignore them

>>717317518
good fledgling
just follow your sire and his sire's sire lead

Smoking is unattractive.

>>717317518
Objectively wrong

>>717318043
blood boil

>Heavy focus on physics, especially for puzzles.
>Voice in your head commenting on everything you do.
>Kicking is integral to gameplay.
Welcome back, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.

>>717318157
I'm just waiting for a moddable remake/remaster of the original desu

>Eyebrow slash of faggotry
I have modern video game fatigue.

>>717316206
I liked the theory that Deb was a nosferatu

>>717318037
If you're a fag

VTMB2 has something like "R.S. Radio" as a preorder bonus. I wonder if they'll bring back some variation of Deb of the Night.

Ngl I have no faith in the new game

>>717318568
plan for it to be terrible, hope for it to be good
all you can do really

>>717312383
Imagine brutally hate fucking those plump lips until she vomits up blood and cum all over your cock.

And then you cuddle in bed with her after a shower and she keeps kissing your neck and cheek. Fuck why can't she be real.

>>717317272
unironically ask GPT, it can search pages of the internet for you and offer you potential fixes. just check its work if it asks you to do some crazy.

>>717318297
What if Deb is Gary? I mean he can mimic voices very well.

>>717318235
Everyone wants a VTMB1 remaster, but it's hamstrung by rights issues.

>>717318297
Deb flipping out over the guy calling himself a writer despite not having actually written anything makes her far more likely to be a Toreador.

>>717318235
a remake would be the worst thing to happen to it
but since remakes are only made to make money, it's never going to happen, fortunately

>>717317518
My only exposure to VTM was playing Bloodlines but the game did make it seem like Tremere take good care of their own. Granted everyone else hates you and trusts you the least of every clan and you're always doing the dirty work of every Tremere older than you but it still seems like a good deal for how protective they are of their own kind.
Is that totally off-base of how they are in the tabletop game?

>>717311946 (OP)
Where are her fangs?
That silky voice is obviously a toreador talking.

>>717319315
>Tremere take good care of their own
they're bond by blood to the clan
aka they're Vienna's bitches, they can't go against the clan willingly (unless you have a godawful amount of willpower)
not the worst weakness, until the ST decides to spice things up

>>717318235
wonder if there'd ever be a fan port to Unity or UE or something, kind of like what they did with Daggerfall.

>>717319315
>>717319491
Pretty much in any clan you are going to be someone's bitch, at least with Tremere you can get rewarded real power for doing so, just avoid getting fully blood bounded

>>717312383
She has fucking anger issues

>>717319831
That never happened to the Tremere Fledgling right? I mean you can join the Chantry and become an apprentice but you don’t do any rituals?

>>717316756
Your wife fucks customers. I've seen her.

>>717319982
yeah, you basically have that one merit
because "you can't go against your clan" doesn't work in a video game
or you become bioshock 2deep4u

>>717318568
As soon as they revealed that there would be a Johnny Silverhand (Fabien) in the new game I knew there was no hope for Bloodlines 2.

>>717316206
The Vesuvius theme is so hot. Save me Rik Schaffer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQqrs5pHohY

>>717317518
WRONG
>>717317654
RIGHT

>>717320089
I am curious why a lot of people make the association with Cyberpunk and not Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. Maybe they never played Dark Messiah?

>>717321114
I played both but the only thing I remember about Dark Messiah is the gameplay and the levels, nothing about the story. Except for the devil whore trying to tempt you. Aside from that I only remember kicking dudes and settings traps. Great game.

>>717321114
Xayah was just a voice in your head, her model appeared in the game for about 2 seconds. She's not that different from any mission control in any video game.
Dark Messiah was also not a traditional RPG, there were no dialogue trees, no options to pick.

>>717321378
And by Xayah I've meant Xana

>>717318129
Imagine if she made the blood in my dick warmer.

>>717321378
>Xayah was just a voice in your head, her model appeared in the game for about 2 seconds.
So like Fabien, then?
>Dark Messiah was also not a traditional RPG, there were no dialogue trees, no options to pick.
While that's true, it did have 4 endings, and was heavily driven by physics and systems. You can see some obvious parallels here. According to Game Informer:
>Telekinesis is subtly one of the best tools in the game, so I’m glad Phyre gets access to it from the start, regardless of her clan. It’s used to solve puzzles, but you can also lift objects like bottles or heads to throw at enemies offensively or at walls as a stealthy distraction. You can also pick up guns – Fabien was right, there are a lot of them now – and fire them with your mind. Facing this last foe on the rooftop, I use the simplest application and pull him towards me, then strike him until his health is low enough to recharge my abilities with another combat feed.
A lot of playtesters apparently compared it to Dishonored, but Dark Messiah (which none of them played, let's be real) feels like a closer design reference.

Hairy Tremere girls

>>717318235
https://www.moddb.com/mods/vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-rtx-remaster/videos
As the thinbloods like to say "let him cook"

>>717321567
how do you know?

>>717320056
Interesting, that could be a potential boon. Maybe Strauss might not push you to get on the leash. Especially given a few years after the game the Inquisition fucks shit up in Vienna.

>>717320612
Total femMalk supremacy

>>717317518
This post reminds me of the IDF campaign of posting Russian supermodels to get people to support Israel.

>>717321626
Autistic wicca girls with glasses? Come on. It's fuzzy and it stinks a little.

>>717321676
for sure

>>717321750
There's not a single pussy in this world that smells good unless you're overwhelmed by "HAVE SEX NOW" hormones

>>717321608
I find mods like this are lipstick on a pig-ish. Great work, of course. But Bloodlines badly needs someone to come in and rebuild major sections of it. Rework its game mechanics. Current mods aren't gameplay focused enough. Someone like Night Dive could work wonders on making the game feel better to play.

>>717321750
Tremere aren't wicca types. They're more like academics, lawyers, and doctors in terms of personality. Ie competitive, ambitious know-it-alls who are sort of nerdy but aren't into nerd culture.

>>717321903
you seem like you know a lot of pussies

>>717321750
Apparently if you play a Tremere in 2, Lou calls you an unwashed loser nerd.

>>717321949
Takes one to know one.

>>717321949
A woman's mouth tastes better than her pussy every time

>>717321914
>Tremere aren't wicca types.
Tremere revised clanbook literally has a shithead wiccan as one of the suggested archetypes to play

>>717322031
Yeah but all the Tremere npcs who really set the tone for the clan are more like Aisling

>>717321904
too bad its impossible to do any major gameplay changes since VTMB was build on a source engine prototype

>>717322031
How jarring must that be. You pick a character or have an NPC that does spiritual hippy shit and then they’re immediately faced with some dude that was not only around when it started but was probably the one who pushed it as a joke to fuck with Kine.

>>717311946 (OP)
There's a race of men in the trees. I'm for tough legislation

>>717321626
Nerdy girl that spends so much time reading and researching that she doesn’t find the time to do shit like shower or shave.

>>717311946 (OP)
Hello. I've recently come to the realization that I fear rejection more than being alone. This epiphany about myself has led to a mini existential crisis in which I'm strongly considering quitting my job, selling all of my belongings, and begin living my life on an eternal road trip in a van. I'd probably have enough money to live the rest of my life that way and each day it becomes more and more appealing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm depressed.

>>717311946 (OP)
hi deb

>>717322193
>spiritual hippy shit
tiktok witches are petty
you tell them they can continue their silly rituals but this time they work, they would be absolutely THRILLED

>>717322259
perfect

>>717322287
you could take a 2 weeks vacation to see if the vanlife suits you

>>717321703
yessir

>>717323690
get blood boiled

>>717311946 (OP)
Good evening Deb, fuck Tremere and fuck niggers. These are the final nights.

>>717323806
Except you have to ask your daddy for permission first.

>>717323972
That's called civilization.

>>717324306
>being a literal slave is civilization

>>717323972
No I won’t, my Sire is dead, I never went through any of that shit.

I wish vampires were real. I want to be one.

>>717324505
being a werewolf would be cooler

>>717324505
they are, check /x/

>>717324375
Slavery requires a form of organization and the utmost driver of organizational activity with a violence monopoly is the state.

>>717311946 (OP)
>You're on air, anon. Go ahead.
FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONESTAR BEER

>>717324531
No, not really!
>>717324549
I used to lurk the vampire general years ago when it was namefag central. Not sure how it is nowadays

>>717311946 (OP)
Good evening, Deb. This is... Vigo.

>>717324594
Groveanon is dead

>>717324576

>>717324615
I fell in love with the game at first second when I heard this one the radio. All the humor and the atmosphere was perfect.

>>717324710
For real?

>>717324594
>werewolf
live forever with the people you love

>vampire
live forever and lose the people you love, and eventually lose yourself

The choice is obvious.

>>717324759
some black dude in glasses killed him with a sword

>>717324872
I get that reference

>>717324852
You won’t love forever, anon.

>>717325113
Of course not, when you eventually become some creature that your mortal self wouldn't recognize. Gay vampires.

>>717325170
WoD werewolves are ultra gay hippies that are angry all the time.

>>717324725
Yeah that bit taught me to regularly listen to the radio for new segments.

>>717325236
>ultra gay hippies that are angry all the time

>>717325349
Damn, got me…

>>717324554
*blasts your gay nerd ass with my anaconda colt and then goes to the club to fuck hot bitches all night*

>>717311946 (OP)
What is her VA up to these days?

>>717311946 (OP)
Anyone know of any good WoD podcasts or actual plays? Ones that go deep into the lore would be cool.

>>717325615
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1388719/

>>717325750
I recall she mentioned that HSL had not contacted her in regards to a potential voice role in vtmb2. I bet TCR didn’t either.

>>717325925
not offering her something in VTMB2 would a criminal act

>>717325552
You can’t even punch someone without breaking down.

>>717326512
The existence of VTMB2 is a criminal act.

>>717325702
dunno if they're any good, but there are campaigns of VTM on the geek & sundry youtube channel.

>become a vampire
>immediately help every single clan, no matter who, to fuck up the commie vampires
no thing more evil than vampires should be allowed to exist

femTrue > femMalk
femGangrel > femTremere
femBrujah > femToreador
There, I said it.

>>717312383
>>717313596
>>717325349
She's mid.

whatever happened to that guy here who wanted to make his own Prototype x VTMB? At least that chinese dude made Bright Memory a reality, along with that furry dude here who made his game.

>>717328638
2 outta 3

It's good to remember that aside from the Nosferatu and a few other bloodlines, what clan you're in doesn't determine your attractiveness. The Toreador reputation for beauty is largely a selection bias thing. In fact many of the more artsy Toreador are pissed off at the reputation they often get for being vapid whores.

The tabletop sometimes says that the embrace often makes someone look better but honestly? The tabletop says a lot of stuff that isn't reflected mechanically and is typically forgotten by writers and players alike. At best it's a nebulous excuse for raising your appearance when you're supposed to be a vampire whose appearance is the same as the moment they got embraced.

>>717318454
>unironically believing the same Reddit post that explains why this was likely made in error
lol, lmao
I am now convinced, though, that the "main story" DLC clan is Lasombra.

Paradox have more or less confirmed the big marketing push for 2 is coming this month, but they confirmed on discord it won't be this week.

It's likely to be on the 13th, 20th, or 27th since they schedule announcements mid-week historically.

>>717331709
Good to note, everyone remember to post "no bloodlines 2 discussion" in your OP for bloodlines threads for the foreseeable future. That way you can actually report shills.

>>717325925
Odd decision by both, if true.

What does vamp pussy feel like? Is it all bloody?

>>717331709
>they confirmed on discord it won't be this week.
Which server? Only thing I've seen from official people in the World of Darkness server is a "release date is still October, info soon, can't say when you'll get news". Same info from her posts- Ella something?- on Reddit.

>>717333527
Blush of life can fool all but the most intensive medical inspections. So if you're hitting it when she's using blush of life it's indistinguishable from the real thing.

If you're hitting it when she's not what the hell is wrong with you, it'll be cold and dry.

>>717333646
It won't be cold! It'll be room temperature. ;^)

>>717333646
kinky vampire gf that's into having you hit it while she's asleep during the day.

>>717328638
All the other female PCs look 20-ish but for some reason they made female ventrue look like she's 50.
It doesn't make sense.

>>717334460
Bro where do you live where the 50 year olds look like that?

>>717334549
Bro where do YOU live where the 20 year olds look like that?

>>717312314
Technocracy wants you to think it be like that, but it ain't.

>>717319152
One of Isaac's maybe then.

>>717322287
When you meet a smug nerd in a trenchcoat who considers himself a scholar, be nice to him. Hopefully you don't mind howling at the moon or whatever it is they engage in.

>>717323690
>the first Childe of Caine
>3rd generation

>>717333646
>no blush of life for either of you
>cold and dry pussy
>limp cock
Spending the day's sleep with these two connected as your arms are wrapped around each other is true undead love.

>>717328638
Her base outfit is a very ill fit for literally everything that happens before and after her embrace. I've modded it after looking at all the possible characters when playing for the first time.

Friend of mine offered to run a game of Dark Ages Vampire after we're done with our current game of WFRP(I also offered to run Call of Cthulhu but I think the group's overall more interested in the former) and I literally know nothing about the setting.
Is this game a good place to start?

>>717333809
Will it? Is their normal body temperature mentioned anywhere? Considering that what vitae really is is not properly defined (as in is it some vessel of quintessence or something else), I wouldn't be surprised if they can be below room temperature without making the environment lose heat to them.

>>717338023
Yes though if you are doing Dark Ages then play VTM Redemption. If you can't stand the old gameplay then just cheat.

>>717338135
Vampires are typically room temperature as they lack body heat.

The reason I said the pussy is cold is because sticking your dick in something 70 degrees Fahrenheit would feel absolutely frigid. Our bodies run hotter than we think, you ever had a "cold" hand put down your shirt? You'd think it'd be cold as an ice cube but obviously it isn't.

>>717312314
Fuck you, yes I can and yes it can, and yes I will.

>>717328727
Fuck you

>>717338816
>as they lack body heat.
Again, we don't know how vitae really works. In the grand scheme of things. It is quite obviously "supernatural" so it needs not obey thermodynamics, or more accurately its workings only must not contradict the underlying principles of which thermodynamics is merely a specific expression.

>>717338816
Also not sure if you've missed it but I've said there that vampires might plausibly be below room temperature, as in colder than something without body heat.

>>717339558
>>717339910
They don't show up on thermal imaging.

>>717339558
Vamps don't have body heat normally, only when they use blush of life. That's just generally established in the lore.

>>717340771
>>717340963
What is 2 when added to another two and multiplied by a yet another of the latter?

>>717341394
>word problems
Ambiguous syntax, try again.

>>717342730
>try again.
Ironic. I've tried 2 times but apparently you are not in a state that allows you to comprehend it. Such is life sometimes.

>>717343273
inb4 you photoshopped it
Leaning on bullshit vagaries like "we don't know how vitae really works" >>717339558 is irrelevant, because game mechanics in the tabletop, and the Fu Syndicate mission in the game, clarify everything of pertinence to this specific subject. You're WRONG and an IDIOT. Vampires are clinically dead, with the special exception of Blush of Life, so their body temperature gradually adjusts to match the ambient temperature of their current surroundings, or "room temperature", as I said in >>717333809
Those are also my only two posts in this chain of idiocy.

>>717343937
Ironic indeed. Nice job at hiding the post with the most specifics. Make sure to repost the screencap for anons who don't know how to use archives. I suggest you name it something like "that IDIOT who doesn't understand that VAMPIRES ARE NOT ABOVE ROOM TEMPERATURE".

>>717322287
are you me

>>717339910
I guess it would work as your headcanon, but I'd assume if vampires were supposed to be canonically considerably below ambient temperature, that would be mentioned. I think there are ways for objects to be below ambient because of radiation, but I only briefly read about it (something like, you can end up with stuff with dew on it even when air temperature is slightly above dew point).

>>717347808
Vampires are walking paradox, anon. That was the entire point, profile. What the workings of vitae make their bodies and how it all bridges with the consensus was what has captured my fancy for a little while.
I appreciate you trying but let this burning shitheap of ignorance and falsely placed confidence die.

>>717348215
>>717339910
When the Mandarin tests you, he says that your body is room temperature.

>>717348301
You're arguing with a magefag bro. They don't believe in facts.

>>717323690

>>717349924
Why do nosferatu dress in bdsm gear anyway?

>>717350123
it's their kink

http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/