Thread 717318001

Goty? GAME OF THE DECADE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uCaetxHIuY

>>717318001 (OP)
>*suffers*

>>717318001 (OP)
Confirmed goyslop of the year after the unreal asset + ai fiasco, congratulations.

>>717319850
have you ever played older jrpg's do you not realise how much recycled, copy pasted, recoloured shit is in those games? why are western games held to a higher standard? the Japanese will make their endgame a big copy pasted maze with generic assets and no variety and set away with it

>>717318001 (OP)
Only for the first 5-10 hours

>>717319850
>>717320609
how many jrpg's have we had now where the dungeons are just cubes everywhere?

>>717319470
She just needed a little brother stuffin.

>>717320702
Game starts after the beta male dies (forgot his name)

>>717320919
Robert Pattinson

>>717320810
Kinda embarrassing right?
I’m playing Metaphor Refantazio now and all the assets look one dimensional. Most Japanese artists can’t even meet the quality barrier of UE4 assets. Square is the only company that tries and even they have to rely on UE to flesh out their worlds.

>character is described as smart
>is actually dumb as fuck
???????

>>717318001 (OP)
>decade
Nah, that's still Elden Ring.

This sappy piece of French trash is your GOTY? Slow, DEI slop. Quit "playing" (watching terrible cutscenes) after 30 minutes of game time.

>>717319850
>>717323063
very calm post

>>717318001 (OP)
>Hype intro to Act 3: Maelle's chapter
>It's over almost immediately
>Canonically ends with Verso beating her ass out of the painting

What'd they mean by this? I get they wanted to have a dramatic transition with Maelle turning back into Alicia, but Act 3 didn't need to exist.

>>717322583
8.5 at best.

>>717320609
Asset flip >:(
Asset flip, japan :O

>>717325575
Skill issued and salty

>>717322583
Did your wife's boyfriend buy that for you?

>>717321948
What did you expect from a westernized asian female writer?

>It was all in a le painting! Also muh grief
Extreme cringe b-movie-tier story there, yikerino

>>717318001 (OP)
It's the deeply relatable characters that really sell it

>>717325676
Why are you so brown

>>717325876
there's definitely a certain group of people that relate to many characters on a deep level considering how many of the characters were the writer's self-insert

>>717319609
nc 1

>>717321209
>>717320919
Lol
Yeah, gustave (I had totally forgot)
I played the game through, and parrying gets repetitive and the story stops being that interesting, and a little cheesy. I liked it, it's wholesome, somewhat fun, but not goty, sorry

>>717328017
>parrying gets repetitive
about 1 hour into the game. I just couldn't take the parryslopping. You need to be a caffeine addicted ADHD zoomer to enjoy that twitch shit, to me it was just pure annoyance
>inb4 you don't have to use it
Uh huh but the 1 minute long wind up animations on every enemy attack don't go away. Game is made for parryslopping twitching zoomeroids

>>717318001 (OP)
astroturf of decade, surpassed even bg3

>>717321948
>described as smart and analytical (in regards to the mission)
>spent little time interacting with others growing up
>is unable to pick out the social queues that Verso is a lying shit and will betray them multiple times
checks out to me. Sciel not catching on is worse.

>>717328469
I think Sciel caught on but just didn't care.

>>717318001 (OP)
it wasn't as good as Shin Megami Tensei V

>>717329141
>SHIN BOY LOVE TENSEI V

>>717329108
Yeah when I think the moment renoir showed the state of Aline outside the canvas she knew what was going to happen the when she saw how verso reacted. Her expression was telling

>cinematic slop with boring "gameplay" is le game of le decade xD
Piss off, normalfags.

>>717325463
Endings are... complicated.

>>717329323
kekkerz based

Ubisoft won btw

>>717318001 (OP)
it was rather mediocre but I guess it's what normalfags love

>>717328316
Let me guess, you think RDR2 is one of the greatest games ever made?

>make Mario & Luigi
>but with 3dpd characters and ugly unreal slop graphics
>use Mario & Luigi mechanics for le ebin parry xD
>this apparently results in a "game of the decade"
Nintendo keeps winning

>>717329787
But this is the kind of normalfag creaming himself over this "cinematic" slop.

>>717329323
Imagine watching a 20-minute cutscene about trauma bonding in a robot orphanage and then getting 3 minutes of mediocre dodge-and-parry gameplay, only for Reddit to call it "art." Not sure if I'm playing a game or watching a Disney+ special with QTEs stapled in.

I paint for she.

>>717321937
>square is the only company that tries
You mean monolithsoft? Square level design is nothing special

>>717319850
not even a fiasco, it was plain as day from the beginning if youre not a retarded faggot.
shit game made by talentless faggots using unreal slop market place assets with little next to no work done.
/v faggots call it goty.

>>717318001 (OP)
You can move an audience without ripping out your heart, yelling into a metaphorical mic, and delivering a cringy dramatic monologue to an imaginary standing ovation??

Someone tell Atlus -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRwuVcZ7YKw

>>717330089
Lmaoooooo this

TORtanic of the year 2025

>>717330250
Based and antiJapanpilled.

Japan only makes cringy pedo gooner slop now and we channers are glad they are getting deplatformed by based Mastercard and chad VISA.

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>>717319850
How this game is getting btfo so bad by 4channers lolzzzzzz

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>>717328421
This is the most hated game of 2025 by and large

>>717329992
Based sassmaster rekting this mediocre traughss

>>717325714
Yikerz AND kekkerz, is there anyone of 4chan who like this game anymore? XD

>>717318001 (OP)
game of the month

>>717330089
Vro if it werent been for donkey kong bananananananaz then E33tanicslop would been our most hated game 2025

>>717329965
Non sensical post

>>717330009
Brother in christ XCX DE is literally in our unholy trinity of most hated games of 2025 next to E33 and DK bananaz

>>717318001 (OP)
NO! Body horror! Get that away from me.

>>717318001 (OP)
Fotmslop hated by all channers

>>717318001 (OP)
aint nobody liking this game after the asset flip + ai slop exposed lelliessszzzzzz

>>717318001 (OP)
Most hated game of 2025

Assassin Creed CHADows cleans up shop with this aislop game

>>717319850
Never heard of whatever you're talking about with AI, but
>purchased assets
>It's only bad if my enemy does it
https://youtu.be/8L7v3vRA65E?t=12

>>717330089
Ahahahahahaha so glad i never buyed this slop omg

>>717331548
Ahahahahaha sandfall niggas be malding lolz!!!

>>717331548
Okay sandfall

Ubisoft won btw and we flopped your game

>>717331616
>>717331664
>Refuse to address the AI claim
>No rebuttal
>SANDFALL EMPLOYEE! SHILL! SHILL!
Case dismissed.

>>717331257
One pajeet spamming with his cellphone isn’t the entire 4chan, zoomerbro

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>>717331796
Okay sandfall employee

UBISOFT WON, THIS GAME IS SHIT AND SLOP

>>717331893
>Okay sandfall employee

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>>717331958

>>717322583
All you do is roll and poke