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Anonymous No.717332114 >>717332260 >>717332293 >>717333519 >>717334442 >>717335068 >>717336202 >>717337783 >>717339804 >>717339968 >>717340670 >>717342032 >>717342740 >>717342921 >>717343391 >>717343841 >>717344650 >>717344842 >>717346297 >>717346371 >>717346517
APOLOGIZE TO BG3 PLAYERS
ONLY 598 OF THEM ADOPTED A CHILD WITH WYLL
IT ISNT WOKE
Anonymous No.717332181 >>717342689
Why don't more games show you what everyone did in the game? Some might find it heckin chungus wholesome but I kinda like seeing what everyone else did
Anonymous No.717332231 >>717332285 >>717337603 >>717339974 >>717340394 >>717341156 >>717343841
Thats because no one could be arsed to do Wyll's storyline, nevermind romance him.
Anonymous No.717332260
>>717332114 (OP)
>N'aw
Anonymous No.717332285 >>717341415
>>717332231
I didn't even dislike Wyll all that much I just find him to be the least interesting out of the whole party so he stayed at camp, him and Halsin
Anonymous No.717332292
Who cares about your pozzed faggot game
Anonymous No.717332293
>>717332114 (OP)
didn't even know that was a thing.
Anonymous No.717332295
>adopting a kid with Wyll
poor kid
Anonymous No.717332368
>Are you folks doing ok?
Anonymous No.717332386 >>717343391
kek
Anonymous No.717332414 >>717333585 >>717336238 >>717343391
>Lvl 1 honor mode
Anonymous No.717333441
>respecing Minsc in to a cleric
well i mean meta-built clerics are kinda OP...
you could adopt a kid with Wyll? lmao I basically stopped talking to him after he tried getting zesty with me. Same with Gale after he tried to show me his "magic wand"
Anonymous No.717333519
>>717332114 (OP)
How many Minthychads are there?
Anonymous No.717333585 >>717333882
>>717332414
Isn't that just a find a speedrunning glitch and abuse it to beat the game?
Anonymous No.717333659
>adopt a kid with wyll
which one?? the orphaned tiefling girl who discovers she can do magic who you otherwise send off with withers or some other one?
Anonymous No.717333882 >>717338016
>>717333585
It's usually not speedrunning, just some manner of exploit mass. Often this takes insane amounts of times. Most probably also had Gale blow his ass up.
Anonymous No.717334085 >>717335226
600 is a pitiful amount, is it some super secret or bugged quest?
Anonymous No.717334442 >>717335167
>>717332114 (OP)
>adopt a child with wyll
Whenst? I actually did romance Wyll too was this added later?
Anonymous No.717334887 >>717335538
Anonymous No.717335068
>>717332114 (OP)
>IT ISNT WOKE
Only for blacks demanding more wyll content and complaing about other companions.
Anonymous No.717335167 >>717335434
>>717334442
I presume it's playing as a gith/Wyll/Lae'zel and romancing Wyll/Lae'zel and keeping the egg AND Lae'zel not leaving to bonk her queen
Anonymous No.717335226
>>717334085
I suppose you must actually choose to play as Wyll? All the origin characters get minor extra stuff that doesn't show up in other playthroughs. Wyll is one of the least popular characters to play as I think.
Anonymous No.717335313
How much work would Origin characters have added? If so, they really should have just said fuck it and finished the rest of the game.
Anonymous No.717335434 >>717336320
>>717335167
Looked into it, it's part of the ending where you make Wyll the new Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate.
Anonymous No.717335538
>>717334887
the only LGBT part of my playthrough was when one of my three buds (the one who made a female cleric of course) took off all his gear and made constant jokes about all of our characters gangraping his

we jerked off together in the epilogue, good times
Anonymous No.717336202 >>717337703 >>717345301
>>717332114 (OP)
Completed the game maybe 10+ times, did everyones Origin, never even knew adopting a kid was a thing. When is that part? The little girl that Orin replaces at BG? Or maybe one of the kids at the Druid Grove that I basically never talk to?
Anonymous No.717336238 >>717341873
>>717332414
LV1 speedrun with Gale nuke.
Anonymous No.717336320
>>717335434
So basically never saving his Dad? I think I saved his dad on every playthrough except Durge run where I killed him on purpose.
Anonymous No.717337165
Speaking of that cocksucker wyll is there a way to keep him while destroying the grove?
Anonymous No.717337590 >>717337656
If I kill Wyll as soon as I can do I miss out on anything meaningful? Quests or other story content?
Anonymous No.717337603 >>717337673
>>717332231
I never romanced him but I did his origin for my honor mode run and it was good
But then again more interactions with Mizora is always good
Anonymous No.717337656
>>717337590
You miss out on sex with Mizora
Anonymous No.717337673 >>717337759 >>717344225
>>717337603
ill never forgive them for cutting her
Anonymous No.717337703
>>717336202
which are the best origins in your opinion?
Anonymous No.717337752
drag queen faggot game
Anonymous No.717337759 >>717338624
>>717337673
I'll never forgive them for not letting us kill her.
Anonymous No.717337783
>>717332114 (OP)
The most astroturfed and fotm garbo westslop ever. Besides kcd2
Anonymous No.717338009
they should have kept wyll as a loser retard seething about goblins instead of making him gay
Anonymous No.717338016
>>717333882
speedruns use out of bounds jumps to skip triggers and then detonate gale
Anonymous No.717338624
>>717337759
What? As part of Wyll's questline you can just not save her and let her die.
Anonymous No.717339804 >>717340013 >>717347913
>>717332114 (OP)
It's pretty wild that out of 20 million or so people that played bg3, only 500 did this thing with Wyll. There's a lot of things like that in bg3, and I respect that Larian went out of their way to add some interactions and secrets that they knew almost no one would see, but they did it anyway to make the game more reactive and immersive.
Anonymous No.717339968
>>717332114 (OP)
>Gay interracial child adoption simulator
Whew lads
Anonymous No.717339974 >>717340097 >>717340182 >>717340302 >>717342472 >>717345278
>>717332231
why are they so smart about cutting trees?
humans get killed all the time by standing on the wrong side while it falls
Anonymous No.717340013
>>717339804
You will never be a woman
Anonymous No.717340075 >>717340243
Wyll, Halsin and Jahira were so bland I wouldn't have realised if they were gone from one moment to the next.
Anonymous No.717340097 >>717340278 >>717340685 >>717340808 >>717342941 >>717345808 >>717346870 >>717347467
>>717339974
They are designed to cut trees down and makes little homes with
Beavers proves a creator exists, no way does something just happen to become that starting from a fish or lizard.
It doesnโ€™t even make sense
Did the lizard nah on a tree and than had babies that nawed on a tree 1% better repeat 3000 times and than randomly got a tail designed to pat down dirt?
Evolution is fucking nonsense when you actually look at nature
Anonymous No.717340182
>>717339974
confirmation bias
ppl dont upload videos of beavers dying ironic deaths for some reason
Anonymous No.717340243 >>717340306
>>717340075
Jaheira is better than Larian's freakshit donutsteel squad
Anonymous No.717340278 >>717340697 >>717340953 >>717345808
>>717340097
Took me years to break the public education conditioning and realize the design patterns are just too blatant for chance alone
Anonymous No.717340302 >>717341707
>>717339974
ACK
Anonymous No.717340306
>>717340243
No she isn't. Even Gale is more of a character than her.
Anonymous No.717340394 >>717340435
>>717332231
>arsed
morning bruv got a licesnse for that internet connection?
Anonymous No.717340435 >>717340540 >>717340662 >>717340970 >>717342676 >>717345970
>>717340394
hohoho bruv hasnt got a beaver loicense!
Anonymous No.717340442 >>717340489
Do they have any rough idea of how many people didn't share data?
Do they factor one computer as one person, or do various runs on the same computer count as different persons?
Anonymous No.717340489
>>717340442
They actually just make up numbers and put them on images that they give to tencent chinks to post on /v/
Anonymous No.717340540
>>717340435
Thats one angry beaver.
Anonymous No.717340561 >>717340896
>am in act 3
>playing a good boy, fed up with everyone being a fucking tard so can't wait for a proper evil playthrough
>feel bad at the prospect of exposing Karlach and Jaheira to my eventual assholery, so planned to avoid recruiting any companion that isn't straight up evil (Sharty, the drow and the fag)
Without any major spoilers please or anything of the sort, is this a viable thing or would I be missing out on a lot of content? I'd originally considered telling Wyll to fuck off right away but I suspect I wouldn't be getting any subsequent Mizora interactions then
Anonymous No.717340662 >>717341019 >>717345560
>>717340435
Do these incels not know how to touch a beaver?
Anonymous No.717340670 >>717341047
>>717332114 (OP)
You can adopt a child with Wyll? Can you impregnate any of the women?
Anonymous No.717340685
>>717340097
Lots of animals nest.
Beavers eat the soft outer layers of the trees. So getting larger pieces of wood are dual purpose.
Like many rodents their teeth evolved to gnaw cut and scrape. Some traits are just taken to an extreme niche because it was successful, like the giraffes neck.
It took billions of years for earth to even get simple life, then a billion more years to get mammals, then another hundreds of millions of years for the variety of mammals we have today.
Anonymous No.717340697 >>717341016 >>717341237 >>717341919 >>717342415
>>717340278
My favorite thing is trees. How would a tree know that producing fruit for the animals currently digging a claw into it would make the animal consume the food and make it shit it out miles away spreading its seeds producing another tree making it succeed in reproduction therefor making more trees exist bearing more fruit.
What????
Its a fucking tree, how would it confirm that, why would it evolve to try that to begin with? Wouldnโ€™t its only knowledge be i want these rodents to get the fuck off of me?
Also wtf did these fruit eating animals eat before the point fruit existed.
Also if all living beings only know is โ€œreproduction is goodโ€ surely it would just evolve to reproduce via its roots and say fuck it to fruit because wtf how is that system the most efficient
Its nonsense, the world is too perfect and beavers are gods chosen perfect engineers
Anonymous No.717340808 >>717341012
>>717340097
You project perfection where there is none and ignore all the fucking faults everywhere. Also, yes, it took fucking millions of years for evolution to arrive at where it is now, so there was ample time and environmental pressure WILL result in weird and highly specialized shit if exerted over a long enough time. You're just literally too fucking stupid to properly conceptualize this idea.
Anonymous No.717340896 >>717341093
>>717340561
Take Wyll and kill Karlach for him. Pretty certain if you kill the Grove then he leaves, but if you kill him before attacking the Grove and then resurrecting him afterwards apparently it avoids him leaving. Never tried it though.
Anonymous No.717340953 >>717341140
>>717340278
>Efficient weighted distribution to access a spread resource looks similar in different systems.
>Wow, must mean a higher power did this.
Anonymous No.717340970 >>717342768 >>717345970
>>717340435
cops are so fag without guns. this beaver isn't even giant
Anonymous No.717341012 >>717341735
>>717340808
No youโ€™re too stupid you believe that this perfect co existing planet just came about from millions of different strans of evolution lines that all decided to do the perfect thing to assist each other in creating a viable eco system for some reason despite the fact evolution is the entire process of selfishness
Youโ€™re simply a midwit, the further you think about our world the closer you come to the truth that a god does exist.
Theirs no other option.
Anonymous No.717341016
>>717340697
I like the part at the bottom where sponges and invertebrates somehow just evolved bones inside themselves and shed exoskeleton and grew skin and became fish
Imagine what freakish creatures should exist in between those steps
Anonymous No.717341019
>>717340662
>Gripping by the tail
I think they've never touched an animal in their lives.
Anonymous No.717341047
>>717340670
>Can you impregnate any of the women?
Just Minthara, but they cut it out of the final release.
Anonymous No.717341093 >>717341181
>>717340896
>kill Karlach
No Mizora for me I guess
There's some things that a man can't simply be asked to do
Anonymous No.717341140 >>717341390 >>717341585
>>717340953
Said systems are dependent on each other to function and by evolution (random chance) they just so happened to follow the same pattern independently of each over millions of years.
Why would I believe such an absurd unprovable claim?
Anonymous No.717341156
>>717332231
weird mexican
Anonymous No.717341181 >>717341810
>>717341093
Thought you were wanting to go evil? I've done a run where you kill everyone before but it cuts so much content.
Anonymous No.717341237 >>717341326
>>717340697
>surely it would just evolve to reproduce via its roots
Peppers evolved to be spicy because mammals tend to chew and break the seeds. Birds don't taste the toxin, don't break down the seed, and spread the seeds much further around.
Now that's efficient!
Then humans decided that we loved peppers and agriculture them.
One of the best, at least short term keys to success of a species currently to be useful to humans. We put so much ecological pressure on nearly every species currently.
Anonymous No.717341280 >>717341749
Haven't replayed the game since they added that final patch that apparently adds more endings. Anyone know what it actually adds?
Anonymous No.717341326 >>717341561 >>717341793
>>717341237
How is random chance able to produce such efficiency? Can you tell me about the time you used random chance to create something efficient?
Anonymous No.717341390
>>717341140
you know plants also respire right?
they also use the oxygen in the air and create co2.
animals aren't necessary for this at all.
Anonymous No.717341415
>>717332285
For me it's that Wizard > Warlock when i want to have a balanced party. Also not being able to use your companions stats for skill checks in conversations pushes players to play charisma classes themselves
Anonymous No.717341561 >>717341693 >>717341771 >>717341809
>>717341326
>How is random chance able to produce such efficiency?
Millions of years of building upon previous successes
Anonymous No.717341585 >>717341771
>>717341140
Current theory is that when photosynthesis evolved and started pumping oxygen into the atmosphere that most life on earth died because, like in many chemical system, oxygen can really fuck stuff up.
Everything just became more efficient at not getting fucked up by oxygen, and many things evolved to utilize this oxygen.
Have a billion years of oxygen producers and oxygen utilizers, and things get freaky.
Anonymous No.717341693
>>717341561
how did beavers bot evolve to use chainsaws then?
Anonymous No.717341707
>>717340302
Dumb water rat
Anonymous No.717341735
>>717341012
>perfect co-existing planet
bro, we're in the midst of an extinction event
also if everything perfectly coexisted then why do rats eat all the unique and varied island creatures wherever they do, shouldn't a "perfect" world be designed so all those unique island creatures didn't get eaten by the most generic rodent imaginable?
Anonymous No.717341749
>>717341280
They extended the choice of taking over the Netherbrain for yourself where you choose what exactly what you want to do with your power.
Anonymous No.717341771 >>717342864
>>717341561
>>717341585
DUDE millions of years, so fucking long only smart scientists like me can understand it, and whatever the FUCK I want can happen!
Anonymous No.717341793 >>717342079 >>717342960
>>717341326
Its mighty convenient humans just happen to only exist when everything is already done evolving and perfect
Its mighty convent theirs nothing still evolving with fucked up mutant legs because its still trying to go from fish to new mammal and needs a couple ten thousand more years to bake. What are the actual mathematical chances that every single living thing you seen went though millions of rng rolls, came out perfect and beautiful but also all decided to finish up rolling around the same time.
Obviously genes get passed on, nobody is arguing that but bacteria did not decide to become a tree. Thats retarded
Like do atheist niggas hear themselves lol
Anonymous No.717341809
>>717341561
>nothing randomly gained the ability to "build" upon "success"
Anonymous No.717341810 >>717346653
>>717341181
There's evil and evil
The game is really good in railroading you towards being a good boy, whilst also giving you plenty of reasons to hate everyone's guts after you've repeatedly saved their asses (except for the tiefling bard, she's nice)
But Karlach (and Jaheira) is the one I don't really feel any animosity towards: she's never outright rude or indoctrinated or schizo, she's just trying to get by and live her life. It's kinda like Ember in WotR, I always keep her safe even when I'm playing the most evil and heartless coward in the region and I feel bad whenever she chastises me.
Or at least these are my observations as of halfway thru act 3
Anonymous No.717341842
>Nโ€™aw
Haha you can feel the hysterical seethe through that.
Anonymous No.717341873 >>717346052
>>717336238
Gale nuke doesnt count as a real ending, speedrunning trannies may as well jump off a bridge and call dying an ending.
Anonymous No.717341919 >>717342160
>>717340697
the tree doesn't have to confirm anything or know anything, it simply has to survive
you're projecting thought on an automated system

it's like seeing a rock roll down a mountain into the ocean and asking how it knew how to roll towards the ocean
it didn't, 2000 rocks started at the top of the mountain and 1 happened to be shaped just right it could roll all the way down and got lucky it didn't hit anything, but it's still a rock
Anonymous No.717341975 >>717342053
I never had gay bear sex in bg3 coz Halsin was so damn boring I never even bothered to interact or use him.
Anonymous No.717342032
>>717332114 (OP)
>Wyll exists
>you can adopt a child with him
it is woke
the players aren't
Anonymous No.717342048
only a few people shoved dragon dildos up their butt?

gaming is healing....
Anonymous No.717342053 >>717342209 >>717346032 >>717346124
>>717341975
Funny how that's all "those people" on /v/ cry about that part, yet even with the hundreds of hours I've played the game I've also never seen that scene.
Anonymous No.717342079
>>717341793
there's a skink right now that has almost evolved a mammalian womb
almost, not quite, it's a few hundred thousand to maybe a million year of evolution away from it, but it's almost there
so how do you explain that?
shouldn't it, being a lizard, be perfect and done evolving and just lay eggs? why is it trying to have a mammal like womb?
Anonymous No.717342109
I dropped Downtown Abbey at the first Episode because of a 10 minutes long gay kissing scene.
Why are Anglos so obsessed with gay shit? What happened to "We just want to do whatever we want behind closed doors"?
Anonymous No.717342160 >>717342637
>>717341919
So instead of just reproducing via its roots, because evolution is all about efficiency breeding. it decides to have one fucked up baby that has the ability to make edible nutrients that never existed before because by your logic something had to be the firs.
An animal which who knows how it survived before that point had the guts to actually take these random nutrients, ate this nutrient and shit it out miles away and now we have every fruit tree on the planet?
This seems more likely to you as a biological evolution than tree just growing a new one off itself
Thats stupid and nonsense
If evolution existed, every tree would simply grow off of it self, why wouldnโ€™t it.
Logically they would evolve to reproduce as much as possible and it seems easier than having critters carry your seeds by pure chance
Anonymous No.717342209 >>717342974
>>717342053
They really fucked up regarding Halsin. Like by the time you get him, there's the Thaniel quest and that's it. He serves no other purpose. Doesn't help he has a bland character.

Also why the fuck they give us two druid companions instead of giving us someone else like a Bard? What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.717342243
Anonymous No.717342415 >>717342564 >>717342717
>>717340697
ah yes, the "bananas are proof of god" train of thought.
Anonymous No.717342472
>>717339974
oi vey dont be racist talking about genetic behaviors
Anonymous No.717342564 >>717342659
>>717342415
Yeah because its infallible, the second someone breaks down exactly what youโ€™re implying happened, evolution seems incredibly silly. Donโ€™t worry heathen you can tell your funny comment back to satan in hell
Anonymous No.717342628
>>000717342243
You already posted this in this very thread, attention seeking clown.
Anonymous No.717342637 >>717342985 >>717343121
>>717342160
>If evolution existed, every tree would simply grow off of it self, why wouldnโ€™t it.
There are many plants who do this, and even some trees but it has 3 major weaknesses

1: it's incredibly weak to pathogens since they all share DNA and as such a single disease can wipe out every single clonal plant
2: being asexual reproduction it is far slower in adapting to new conditions than sexual reproduction (aka sees) due to it having to wait for random mutations rather than genes being recombined, and loses out in changing conditions
3: seeds allow a child to be spread far away from it's parent preventing the 2 from competing for the same resources

there's also an additional factor that sexual reproduction often proves so immensely successful that it serves the plants no purpose to even try for asexual and they gradually lose the ability to do so, especially when roots are specialized in a way that prohibits them from being used to spread (example of this being oak trees since their roots are specialized to anchor themselves into the ground, any oak which weaker more mobile roots would be uprooted)
Anonymous No.717342659
>>717342564
yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM
Anonymous No.717342676 >>717345560
>>717340435
>grabs by the tail
Why are all pigs so stupid?
Anonymous No.717342689
>>717332181
Detroit?
Anonymous No.717342717
>>717342415
Anonymous No.717342740
>>717332114 (OP)
>ONLY 598 OF THEM ADOPTED A CHILD WITH WYLL
And half of them probably used a mod to turn Wyll into a hot lady.
Anonymous No.717342768
>>717340970
Worked in uniform services (not a cop, was S&R) with animals before, there is a fucking INSANE amount of restrictions of do's and don'ts for handling furry little bastards, and a fuck load more potential punishments for doing even one thing wrong. I'd imagine the guy was trying not to hurt it and lose pay for a week or some shit.
Anonymous No.717342801 >>717342862
>DUDE IM SO BASED AND TRADPILLED
Videogames?
Anonymous No.717342862
>>717342801
Anonymous No.717342864 >>717343021 >>717343382
>>717341771
Holy shit you really are retarded.
Do you not grasp the concept that things randomly mutated, the beneficial mutations survived and spread, the shitty ones died out.
Anonymous No.717342921
>>717332114 (OP)
If you didn't shit on Wyll at every opportunity you played the game wrong. He refers to himself in the third person as "The Blade". That requires a swift response of severe bullying.
Anonymous No.717342941
>>717340097
Survivorship bias. Every other type of beaver fucking went extinct due to predators and only these schizophrenic oversized bucktoothed freaks remained.
Anonymous No.717342959
>You need to play as Wyll to get that adoption option
That means that no one played that nigger
Anonymous No.717342960
>>717341793
>when everything is already done evolving
It isn't you retard. Everything is evolving right now. Just look at what we did to wolves by exerting evolutionary pressure on them.
Anonymous No.717342974
>>717342209
>They really fucked up regarding Halsin.
Retarded decision to even have him as a party member when you already have Jaheira as the Druid. I forget he even exists after he joins you.
Anonymous No.717342985 >>717343501
>>717342637
Anon youโ€™re implying all of fruit exists because one fucked up tree happened to be born with some proto fruit millions of years ago, animals that for some reason already evolved to the point they can break down this proto fruit nutrients ate it and shit out its seeds which why would this fucked up baby tree even by chance grow proto fruit knew to stick its seeds inside of it. Is that double rng???
Thats one fucked up baby, and that trees offspring just happen to live long enough to keep growing to the point these trees are now all over the planet instead of being randomly trampled right off the start.
Its just really really stupid, i do think things change over long periods of time of course youโ€™re kid will get your genes but were talking minor shifts. Not literal planet changing rng lol
Like all things in life its a bit of both
Anonymous No.717343021 >>717343498
>>717342864
No, space daddy did it. I read it on x (formerly twitter) and there was a based and redpilled image with jesus depicted as gigachad, so it must be true.
Anonymous No.717343121 >>717343264
>>717342637
additionally the "first" does not have to exist immediately in it's current form
as a modern example take squirrels, they're seed predators, they eat seeds which normally would be a downside
but they also have a curious quirk where they store seeds they want to eat in the ground, and on top of that, they're not intelligent enough to remember all their seed stores, which leads to those forgotten buried seeds sprouting and fulfilling their purpose

now how evolution can handle this is for trees to grow thicker seeds that are harder to eat
but at the same time, say a certain tree has a mutation where it's seeds contain more sugars than usual, making them very attractive to squirrels
it also means that the squirrels have to eat less seeds to get the same amount of energy, BUT they still gather the seeds and bury them in the same quantity, except now they need to eat less of these, so they can afford to forget the location of more seeds without going hungry, which in turn means more seeds of the sugary kind get to sprout

in addition the extra sugars mean the sugary seeds, if buried with other seeds, grow faster and are the first to fold out their leaves

well, now you have the basic start of a "fruit" that is eaten by squirrels
Anonymous No.717343264 >>717343626 >>717343825
>>717343121
Yea by chance squrriels who evolved for survival at the highest priority just happen to forgot to surived and forgot where its food is for the pure benefit of trees.
By chance, this surely proves the world isnโ€™t a little too perfect
Anonymous No.717343382 >>717343612 >>717343794
>>717342864
I grasp what youโ€™re claiming just fine, itโ€™s just that all life coming from a single common ancestor that somehow sprang to life an inconceivable amount of time ago simply didnโ€™t happen, or at least you donโ€™t have enough evidence to prove that it did. And you get mad at anyone who doesnโ€™t play along with your delusion.
Youโ€™re the religious one ironically
Anonymous No.717343391
>>717332114 (OP)
>>717332386
>>717332414
I say all these stats are pointless if they don't show a side of what everyone chose on their FIRST playthrough.
Anonymous No.717343498
>>717343021
Massive cope
Anonymous No.717343501
>>717342985
the proto fruit simply contained the sugars the tree already produced for tens of millions of years just in higher concentration
the animals that can digest those sugars already existed because sugars are by definition easy to digest since earth's biology is based around using sugars to store and transport energy

some animals are also naturally better suited at exploiting a wide variety of food sources, often nutrient poor ones, and as such would be capable of adapting to these new sources of sugar

on top of this evolution is a blind process, only the successful mutations get passed on which gives the illusion of intent, but who's to say trees haven't been getting indigestible proto-fruits, then immediately died out, dozens of times, before they randomly happened to create the beginnings of a digestible fruit?

and yes some trees got randomly trampled, those trees didn't make it into the modern age for obvious reasons, but if something can happen once, it can happen multiple times, and eventually one is going to avoid being trampled
Anonymous No.717343547
Im surprised tempest or light cleric was the most respected classes for shadowheart
Anonymous No.717343612 >>717343716
>>717343382
>simply didnโ€™t happen, or at least you donโ€™t have enough evidence to prove that it did
Oh, but not you. You, of course, do have more than enough evidence to prove that a supernatural all-powerful entity has woven you out of magic.
Anonymous No.717343626 >>717343775
>>717343264
>forgot where its food is for the pure benefit of trees

Yes, because forgetting isn't something that happens naturally even to humans.
You can't be this retarded.
Anonymous No.717343716 >>717343818
>>717343612
I donโ€™t have to prove anything to reject your unprovable claim
Anonymous No.717343775 >>717343973 >>717344074
>>717343626
On such a large scale. Cmon anon what happened to the unfit not surviving. Its mighty convenient evolution completely forgot its selection process when it doesnโ€™t make sense. Maybe in another couple million years, right?
Wouldnโ€™t squirrels evolved to know where seeds are by like default?
Anonymous No.717343794 >>717343842
>>717343382
>And you get mad at anyone who doesnโ€™t play along with your delusion.

Chemicals happening to touch in a perfect way to create a reaction that tries to sustain itself is way more likely than a magical all powerful and infinitely contradictory sky daddy existing.
Anonymous No.717343818 >>717343906
>>717343716
The irony is lost on you, religiontard.
Anonymous No.717343825 >>717343969 >>717345465
>>717343264
no that's literally how squirrels work, the forget a significant portion of their seed stores, you can easily look it up, you don't have to believe or disbelieve evolution, that's just a fact you can observe when watching squirrels right now

and another example of nature not being perfect, simply good enough
Squirrels are not smart enough to remember very seed storage and just compensated by having enough seed storages that if they forget half of them, they still have enough food to make it through winter, and that just happens to be good enough

there's plenty of cases of "good enough" even in humans
we as humans rely heavily on vision, it's our primary sense by a significant amount and yet despite that, we're trichromate instead of tetrachromate
We know the latter is possible because nearly all birds are tetrachrome, even ones that rely far less on vision than us
So the question is: why do humans not have tetrachrome vision? Being able to see an extra color would be very helpful to a species as visually keen as us wouldn't it?

If you think humans were created, that's a pretty big oversight for a perfect creator
If however we are evolved then well, the answer is a lot more logical: our ancestors which were less visually keen than us, at one point even nocturnal, didn't need color vision, and we slowly grew to rely on it more over the many species that were our ancestors and it just happened that seeing 3 colors was "good enough", not perfect, but good enough to let us function
Anonymous No.717343841 >>717344121 >>717344436
>>717332114 (OP)
>>717332231
Wyll's original story was both simpler, and better: He was a fraud-hero, who wasn't all that he was singing himself up to be, and he tried to fight the goblins in Act I, got captured, tortured and disfigured, and sold his soul to a demon to get the power to take revenge.
Anonymous No.717343842 >>717344379
>>717343794
Chemicals existing at all already puts your claims on trial
Did the universe get bored one day and just poofed them from oblivion?
Anonymous No.717343906
>>717343818
No, clearly on you loser
Anonymous No.717343969 >>717344105
>>717343825
No, your entire counter point is evolution is perfect but also it fucks up just enough for everything to coexist when the entire point is selfish i need to survive at all costs
Cmon anon millions of years. Evolution just forgot to give them bigger brains for nut finding? How about a couple million more? Right this is what you believe
Anonymous No.717343973 >>717344085
>>717343775
fitness is multifaceted
take the squirrels again, imagine that it's possible for squirrels to remember all seeds
but course, this requires them to have bigger brains, so imagine that in order to perfectly remember it, their brains would need to be so big they needed 3 times the number of seeds they use now
and right now they only forget the location of half their seeds

so fitness has the less intelligent squirrels survive because they, despite perfect remembrance, need 1.5x the number of seeds of the dumber squirrels, accounting for the number of seeds they forget
Anonymous No.717344074 >>717344342
>>717343775
>Its mighty convenient evolution completely forgot its selection process when it doesnโ€™t make sense.
It didn't you retard. If seeds are abundant it means that perfect memory isn't necessary for squirrels.

>Maybe in another couple million years, right?
Yes, if seeds become very rare then squirrels with better memory would be more likely to survive and pass on their genes. This is stuff children is elementary schools get. Why is this so hard for you?
Anonymous No.717344085 >>717344246
>>717343973
No thats stupid,
>actually it benefits the squirrel to not remember where they put food
So you hear yourself?
Anonymous No.717344105 >>717344452
>>717343969
no anon, evolution is not perfect, it's good enough, that's the very basic premise of evolution, it is never perfect, only good enough

anon, you've been pretty severely misinformed about how evolution works, it helps to actually research things you oppose so you don't make basic assumptions like this, which turn out to be wrong
Anonymous No.717344121 >>717344164
>>717343841
>demon
*devil.
Anonymous No.717344164 >>717344410
>>717344121
yall evil niggas all look the same to me
Anonymous No.717344185 >>717344271 >>717344337 >>717344362 >>717346140
>arguing about evolution and god on /v/
Retards
Anonymous No.717344225 >>717344279
>>717337673
I would have liked a human form for her, shame.
Anonymous No.717344246
>>717344085
Anon, there was a documented case of a human who could remember everything they ever did
It caused so much anguish for them they killed themselves before they had children

so even for humans, perfect memory is a downside, because it causes you to kill yourself before you have kids
Anonymous No.717344271 >>717344413 >>717345261
>>717344185
Probably just bots/AI replying to one another. The board is full of them now. Noticing it more on any social media platform too.
Anonymous No.717344279
>>717344225
her beaver form is even better
Anonymous No.717344337 >>717344394
>>717344185
Religiontards can't help but virtue signal how they're so very based and tradpilled, please understand.
Anonymous No.717344342
>>717344074
it's easy for kids to get this because they come in without preconceptions
anon however started from the point that evolution has to be wrong, therefor he either willingly or subconsciously disregards facts that oppose his initial position

there's a good reason why kids learn new things so far
Anonymous No.717344362
>>717344185
always funny to enter a thread and scroll down and see it devolve into evolution, God, and beavers
Anonymous No.717344379
>>717343842
>Chemicals existing at all already puts your claims on trial

Chemicals existing puts my theory of how the world works one step above yours. You still need to prove anything supernatural exists at all, then that it's a God, and then that it's your God.
Anonymous No.717344394
>>717344337
Don't take the bait then, moron.
Anonymous No.717344410
>>717344164
based paladin
Anonymous No.717344413
>>717344271
nah it's just another /pol/ tier troll who's pissing his pants and calling it humor
Anonymous No.717344436 >>717344509 >>717344715
>>717343841
Having a scumbag like that tag along and eventually turn into a standup guy or sink deeper into becoming a menace are both much more kino scenarios than "is bland and good and black and heckin gay, mmmmkay?"
Anonymous No.717344452 >>717344528 >>717344572
>>717344105
Your missinformed about how the world works
You basically handwave billions of rng rolls that just happen to make everything work by saying โ€œeh millions of years, what can you doโ€
Did the mutant fish baby happen to grow all 4 legs at once or did it just get the bones first maybe one foot? What are the chances it got all of them all at once? Parents must of been shocked. โ€œ Eh millions of years.โ€
Oh fruit trees existing at all is actual nonsense when you break down what you imply happened.
โ€œEh millions of yearsโ€
Oh squrriels? Oh yeah evolution made sure only the best survive but they also just fuck up enough which is required for a lot of trees in forests to be born in an efficient manner. By chance of course โ€œWhoops what can you doโ€ Nobody even bothered to argue why chemicals even just randomly decided to exist one day out of the blue either.
I was on the fence just shitposting at the start desu when we were talking about beavers, but if this is the best arguments evolution retards have. god chads won and will be welcomed to heaven
Anonymous No.717344509 >>717344648 >>717344715
>>717344436
which is funny because that describes Astarion perfectly and not only is he more popular with men, he's also by a ridiculous margin more popular with women, with Gale second place (no, women are not that interested in Halsin, he's gay-bait)
Anonymous No.717344528
>>717344452
Profound mental retardation: the post.
Anonymous No.717344537
>become old
>feel the breath of death on the back of their neck
>"I know, I should atone my sins just in case :)"
it's the same exact story with every single one of them
Anonymous No.717344572
>>717344452
anon, fish have bones in their fins
look up the bone structure of lobe-finned fish, it's pretty hand-like
Anonymous No.717344648 >>717344770 >>717344813
>>717344509
Too bad Astarion has a gay personality.
And of course he's more popular with both men and women, he's not black.
Anonymous No.717344650 >>717344705 >>717344781 >>717346201 >>717346496
>>717332114 (OP)
Weren't these the fags who complained about the majority of the early access players picking a white male warrior
Anonymous No.717344660
how in the friggity fuck do they fricking know about this
is the game spyware that tracks you?
Anonymous No.717344705
>>717344650
I was the guy who saw that post by larian first and posted the first image of that meme ama
Anonymous No.717344715 >>717344824 >>717344843
>>717344509
>>717344436
The main complaints including on 4chan lma0 during early access was that all teh characters were bitter arogant assholes, and that's why Wyll got reworked to be a good boy, and Gale became less of a power obsesses smartass.
Originally literally the entire squad was cunts, and the two "good guys" you'd get was Halsin the druid or the original BG duo you'd recruit in Act 3.
Anonymous No.717344770
>>717344648
Astarion doesn't have a gay personality, he's pretty much the male equivalent of a designated waifu
again, there's a reason he's ridiculously popular among actual women
Anonymous No.717344781
>>717344650
No, you just made that up.
Anonymous No.717344813
>>717344648
>Too bad Astarion has a gay personality.
I hate this take.
Astarion is just a dandy, he's not gay coded at all. If you think his personality is gay, you might be a low class brute and never seen the type.
Anonymous No.717344824 >>717345029
>>717344715
They were clearly going for all of your companions are dicks that only wanted to survive that need to grow on the party as the game goes on. All of them soften to a considerable degree like by act2. Its pretty satisfying too bad larain pussied out
Anonymous No.717344842
>>717332114 (OP)
No shit. As with most "woke successes" the woke element had nothing to do with the sales. 99.99% of BG3 players do not care one iota about the leftoid garbage in it, nobody bought this game going "dude it has GAY NIGGERS in it, three copies please!!".
Anonymous No.717344843
>>717344715
which is a shame because Larian is pretty good at writing entertaining cunts
See Red Prince
Anonymous No.717345029 >>717345192
>>717344824
That's what I was saying, and I got bodied by all the waifufags who were upset at the party dynamics.
Clearly the point was - we just met, we are all in danger, every man for himself, and then you as the player decide to team up with A, B and C against Z, Y and Z.
Divinity Original Sin 2 already had you pick which party members live and which die, I was 100% sure Larian will do the same here, and then the survivors would cozzy up to each other and become more complex characters as they open up after the critical part was done and they saved their lives in Act I.

But nope, that's not what happened, because everyone wanted to make friends. That's also why the default player isn't Dark Urge, and that was split as a separate origin.
Anonymous No.717345094 >>717345229 >>717345307 >>717345362 >>717346002
None of the companions in BG3 are even half as memorable as the average BG1&2 companion.
Anonymous No.717345192 >>717345271
>>717345029
to be fair though, Larian has been rather open that Durge is what they consider the canon protag
Anonymous No.717345229
>>717345094
Nah astarian and laezel are genuinely great companions.
>le gay vampire
Shut the fuck up ugly bitch, we both know you donโ€™t like him because women love him and it makes you feel subconscious how ugly you are.
T. Replay the bhaalspawn saga every few years
Anonymous No.717345261 >>717345464 >>717346040
>>717344271
I replied to a few just so other retards don't get complacent and start being swayed through attrition.
Plus I generally find the evolution of life on our planet to be very interesting.
I know a few people irl that i had to explain the process behind "well how did the first people know what to eat?"
Anonymous No.717345271
>>717345192
Yes, but in the early access Durge was the ONLY player character. You had to play as Bhaal's guy, same as in Baldur's Gate 1 and 2.
Anonymous No.717345278 >>717346135
>>717339974
you can see it in this webm but usually they dont fully cut the tree down, they'll just gnaw until they hear it creaking and then leave and let the wind knock it over fully so they dont get squashed. Then they just come back later to gather the branches and logs.
Anonymous No.717345301
>>717336202
You have to romance Wyll, have him decide to become Duke, and then have Karlach fucking die since neither of you can go to Avernus with her. The adopted child is random kid that Wyll brings up during the epilogue party, you never actually see them.
Anonymous No.717345307
>>717345094
Delusional.
Anonymous No.717345362
>>717345094
absurd statement, made by a contrarian who hasnt even played BG1/2
characters there are quantity over quality, and this isn't in contention
Anonymous No.717345382
>bg3 thread
>half of it dedicated to teaching a christfag that oxygen and bones exists
I miss how often threads would get derailed like this. When I first saw the thread I saw BG3 as the topic and then shit about squirrels and seeds.
Anonymous No.717345464
>>717345261
that's the annoying thing, you don't have to be on any political side to find evolution fascinating
I personally enjoy the "what if's" and speculation that it brings immensely
Anonymous No.717345465
>>717343825
Anon no point in arguing with people who haven't realized that God is a creation from human imagination
Anonymous No.717345560 >>717345849 >>717346248
>>717340662
>>717342676
He tried to avoid being bitten, beavers bite can be very traumatizing.
Anonymous No.717345808
>>717340278
>>717340097
The better question is how nothing evolved into something.
Anonymous No.717345849
>>717345560
WE CHEW THROUGH HUMAN LIMBS LIKE IT'S A LOG OF WOOD
Anonymous No.717345970
>>717340970
>>717340435
Beavers might not be aggressive, but they're easily startled. And can and will chew threw bone.
They can irreversibly screw up your legs or other limbs in a second.
Anonymous No.717346002
>>717345094
Lariansissies didn't like this one
Anonymous No.717346032
>>717342053
Those people have a condition where they are magically forced to always pick the gayest option for some reason.
I think that condition is called being gay, but I'm not an expert.
Anonymous No.717346040 >>717346558 >>717346923
>>717345261
You didnโ€™t win any arguments
Anonymous No.717346052
>>717341873
remember when they said the game was going to have 17,000 endings and it's actually just 3 optional ones where you die? I hope the industry continues to take pointers from cdpr
Anonymous No.717346124
>>717342053
This may sound surprising anon-kun but people can complain about a scene being in the game even if they don't go out of your way to see it
Shocking, I know what you WILL see, however, is Halsin trying to fuck you, because even if you never flirt with him he somehow acts like if you're interested and tries to get in your pants
Anonymous No.717346135
>>717345278
I love beavers
Never saw one alive but im pretty sure i saw some of their corpses on the road.
Maybe in a million years they will evolve to have bones impervious to my ford ranger
Anonymous No.717346140
>>717344185
Oh sorry, anon. I'll get back on topic.
woke, gay, woke, gay, gay, humiliation ritual, why does the game not let you fuck kids?! woke gay humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.717346201
>>717344650
No, they didn't complain. You invented the complaining part because you are a woman and have a persecution complex.
Anonymous No.717346248
>>717345560
Beaver is American slang for pussy, thread is brown and yuro
Anonymous No.717346297
>>717332114 (OP)
wyll is the worst vidya character ever created
Anonymous No.717346298 >>717346362 >>717346384 >>717347201 >>717347304
why are people arguing with what is apparently a phoneposter
just fucking put /IMG/i in your filename filters are be free of bikinischizo, scatpostingschizo (mostly in fire emblem threads) and all the other mobile retards already
Anonymous No.717346362
>>717346298
>nigga canโ€™t afford a phone in 2025
Anonymous No.717346371
>>717332114 (OP)
I killed Wyll and that other faggot sorcerer immediately when I saw them.
Anonymous No.717346384
>>717346298
If you need a safe space you should try reddit
Anonymous No.717346496 >>717346732
>>717344650
Yes, they tried to hide it by saying that you should play a tiefling with tails and horns or whatever, but the real complaint was about the "generic white male" for anyone with half a brain
Had it been a black one, they wouldn't have said anything
Anonymous No.717346517
>>717332114 (OP)
>option to adopt with a gay nigger demon
nty, i have shadowheart
Anonymous No.717346518 >>717346643
I'm currently multiclassing Paladin and Cleric and this appeared, did Larian add and then remove Paladin deities at some point?
Anonymous No.717346558 >>717348164
>>717346040
It's not about winning, arguments. It's about presenting data and getting people to think in a way that doesn't cop out with an intelligent design as an explanation to everything.
I'd bet there was at least one person in this thread that didn't know about some of things talked about and found it interesting.
Anonymous No.717346643
>>717346518
Idk but i was pleasantly surprised by how many times a dialog option for cleric of lothar popped up
Anonymous No.717346653 >>717346871
>>717341810
>There's evil and evil
God you are such a fag.
Anonymous No.717346732
>>717346496
anon that's pretty obviously a tongue in cheek thingy
they're not actually complaining
if they genuinely were upset at people making white characters then why is the cast of companions so predominantly white?
Anonymous No.717346870 >>717347289
>>717340097
I believe in God and everything, but always reaching random topics like these make me think why exactly would He even make something like that, like, what led Him to that in the first place?
Was there some deeper thought put into it, cause like, yeah He already knows how everything would go, so before making the animal itself or even just trees as a concept, He would be aware of how this would go, so either He made the tree first with the animal kept in mind to create later, or maybe the animal came as a consequence of the tree being made and Him knowing exactly what type of animal to create in order to solve certain issues that might pop up without the animal's existence to begin with.

Or probably He just thought it would be funny to create some specific type of animal that isn't really that useful (not speaking about the beaver necessarily, but just any other animal) but He just randomly thought of and then went like:
>"Yeah, I'll make this one still cause it's funny and should entertain others to just look at it or hear it make sounds. :)"
Anonymous No.717346871
>>717346653
Why, wanna suck me off?
Buy me dinner first faggot
Anonymous No.717346923 >>717347113
>>717346040
It's funny because watermelons literally prove evolution is real lmao
Anonymous No.717347113
>>717346923
how
Anonymous No.717347201
>>717346298
i only do this for OP posts because phoneposters have never made a good OP, but there are sometimes phoneposters who make good replies
Anonymous No.717347289 >>717347410
>>717346870
Donโ€™t a lot of fish rely on dams and animals use dam areas to hunt said fish in the areas beavers live in also smaller mammels use beaver homes as their own homes. But also look at them, theyโ€™re cute. i find it more believable than the opposite case which is a random mammal decided to be born with iron teeth and a brain that suddenly understood construction
Did he get the iron teeth all in one go or like a percentage at a time like he has 1% iron in his teeth and fucked a bunch and several generations later their was 2% iron so on.
Maybe his brain understood home design first but he didnโ€™t have the tools.
Or maybe he genetically passed on via telepathy to his beaver kids how to build a two story house and how gravity works.
Anonymous No.717347304 >>717347960
>>717346298
i'm filtering your image MD5 btw. get fucked.
Anonymous No.717347410 >>717347484
>>717347289
Also at some point that a beaver was like damn. I could really use a tail to pat down mud to better build things and than like 1 million years later a beaver was born with that exact specification in its tail.
By chance i guess, i donโ€™t know maybe if you think hard enough your kids have a better chance of being born a mutant
Anonymous No.717347467 >>717347546
>>717340097
Evolution is an instrument of God's will you fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.717347484 >>717347548
>>717347410
eugenics is a thing
Anonymous No.717347546
>>717347467
why and how did people "evolve" to have black skin?
Anonymous No.717347548 >>717347691
>>717347484
God isnโ€™t real cause Beaver bitches saw some mutant with a fucked up tail and got wet
Anonymous No.717347691
>>717347548
glad we agree on that lol
Anonymous No.717347705
https://youtube.com/shorts/Hkf53jTspzk?si=kqvcXag64ng0_6Ml
Anonymous No.717347913 >>717347954
>>717339804
>20 million or so people that played bg3
These numbers were proven faked a long time ago. The total sales is estimate around 100K
Anonymous No.717347954
>>717347913
Cmon nigga least cope with a realistic number
Anonymous No.717347960
>>717347304
NOOOOO ANON DON'T MAKE ME DISAPPEAR
Anonymous No.717348164
>>717346558
Funny because my goal was to show that you cop out by saying trust my completely unprovable sequence of events that happened over millions of years
You are a hypocrite and donโ€™t realize it yet because you donโ€™t recognize how your criticism of others is totally applicable to yourself