ONLY 598 OF THEM ADOPTED A CHILD WITH WYLL
IT ISNT WOKE

Why don't more games show you what everyone did in the game? Some might find it heckin chungus wholesome but I kinda like seeing what everyone else did

Thats because no one could be arsed to do Wyll's storyline, nevermind romance him.

>>717332114 (OP)
>N'aw

>>717332231
I didn't even dislike Wyll all that much I just find him to be the least interesting out of the whole party so he stayed at camp, him and Halsin

Who cares about your pozzed faggot game

>>717332114 (OP)
didn't even know that was a thing.

>adopting a kid with Wyll
poor kid

>Are you folks doing ok?

kek

>Lvl 1 honor mode

>respecing Minsc in to a cleric
well i mean meta-built clerics are kinda OP...
you could adopt a kid with Wyll? lmao I basically stopped talking to him after he tried getting zesty with me. Same with Gale after he tried to show me his "magic wand"

>>717332114 (OP)
How many Minthychads are there?

>>717332414
Isn't that just a find a speedrunning glitch and abuse it to beat the game?

>adopt a kid with wyll
which one?? the orphaned tiefling girl who discovers she can do magic who you otherwise send off with withers or some other one?

>>717333585
It's usually not speedrunning, just some manner of exploit mass. Often this takes insane amounts of times. Most probably also had Gale blow his ass up.

600 is a pitiful amount, is it some super secret or bugged quest?

>>717332114 (OP)
>adopt a child with wyll
Whenst? I actually did romance Wyll too was this added later?

>>717332114 (OP)
>IT ISNT WOKE
Only for blacks demanding more wyll content and complaing about other companions.

>>717334442
I presume it's playing as a gith/Wyll/Lae'zel and romancing Wyll/Lae'zel and keeping the egg AND Lae'zel not leaving to bonk her queen

>>717334085
I suppose you must actually choose to play as Wyll? All the origin characters get minor extra stuff that doesn't show up in other playthroughs. Wyll is one of the least popular characters to play as I think.

How much work would Origin characters have added? If so, they really should have just said fuck it and finished the rest of the game.

>>717335167
Looked into it, it's part of the ending where you make Wyll the new Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate.

>>717334887
the only LGBT part of my playthrough was when one of my three buds (the one who made a female cleric of course) took off all his gear and made constant jokes about all of our characters gangraping his

we jerked off together in the epilogue, good times

>>717332114 (OP)
Completed the game maybe 10+ times, did everyones Origin, never even knew adopting a kid was a thing. When is that part? The little girl that Orin replaces at BG? Or maybe one of the kids at the Druid Grove that I basically never talk to?

>>717332414
LV1 speedrun with Gale nuke.

>>717335434
So basically never saving his Dad? I think I saved his dad on every playthrough except Durge run where I killed him on purpose.

Speaking of that cocksucker wyll is there a way to keep him while destroying the grove?

If I kill Wyll as soon as I can do I miss out on anything meaningful? Quests or other story content?

>>717332231
I never romanced him but I did his origin for my honor mode run and it was good
But then again more interactions with Mizora is always good

>>717337590
You miss out on sex with Mizora

>>717337603
ill never forgive them for cutting her

>>717336202
which are the best origins in your opinion?

drag queen faggot game

>>717337673
I'll never forgive them for not letting us kill her.

>>717332114 (OP)
The most astroturfed and fotm garbo westslop ever. Besides kcd2

they should have kept wyll as a loser retard seething about goblins instead of making him gay

>>717333882
speedruns use out of bounds jumps to skip triggers and then detonate gale

>>717337759
What? As part of Wyll's questline you can just not save her and let her die.

>>717332114 (OP)
It's pretty wild that out of 20 million or so people that played bg3, only 500 did this thing with Wyll. There's a lot of things like that in bg3, and I respect that Larian went out of their way to add some interactions and secrets that they knew almost no one would see, but they did it anyway to make the game more reactive and immersive.

>>717332114 (OP)
>Gay interracial child adoption simulator
Whew lads

>>717332231
why are they so smart about cutting trees?
humans get killed all the time by standing on the wrong side while it falls

>>717339804
You will never be a woman

Wyll, Halsin and Jahira were so bland I wouldn't have realised if they were gone from one moment to the next.

>>717339974
They are designed to cut trees down and makes little homes with
Beavers proves a creator exists, no way does something just happen to become that starting from a fish or lizard.
It doesn’t even make sense
Did the lizard nah on a tree and than had babies that nawed on a tree 1% better repeat 3000 times and than randomly got a tail designed to pat down dirt?
Evolution is fucking nonsense when you actually look at nature

>>717339974
confirmation bias
ppl dont upload videos of beavers dying ironic deaths for some reason

>>717340075
Jaheira is better than Larian's freakshit donutsteel squad

>>717340097
Took me years to break the public education conditioning and realize the design patterns are just too blatant for chance alone

>>717339974
ACK

>>717340243
No she isn't. Even Gale is more of a character than her.

>>717332231
>arsed
morning bruv got a licesnse for that internet connection?

>>717340394
hohoho bruv hasnt got a beaver loicense!

Do they have any rough idea of how many people didn't share data?
Do they factor one computer as one person, or do various runs on the same computer count as different persons?

>>717340442
They actually just make up numbers and put them on images that they give to tencent chinks to post on /v/

>>717340435
Thats one angry beaver.

>am in act 3
>playing a good boy, fed up with everyone being a fucking tard so can't wait for a proper evil playthrough
>feel bad at the prospect of exposing Karlach and Jaheira to my eventual assholery, so planned to avoid recruiting any companion that isn't straight up evil (Sharty, the drow and the fag)
Without any major spoilers please or anything of the sort, is this a viable thing or would I be missing out on a lot of content? I'd originally considered telling Wyll to fuck off right away but I suspect I wouldn't be getting any subsequent Mizora interactions then

>>717340435
Do these incels not know how to touch a beaver?

>>717332114 (OP)
You can adopt a child with Wyll? Can you impregnate any of the women?

>>717340097
Lots of animals nest.
Beavers eat the soft outer layers of the trees. So getting larger pieces of wood are dual purpose.
Like many rodents their teeth evolved to gnaw cut and scrape. Some traits are just taken to an extreme niche because it was successful, like the giraffes neck.
It took billions of years for earth to even get simple life, then a billion more years to get mammals, then another hundreds of millions of years for the variety of mammals we have today.

>>717340278
My favorite thing is trees. How would a tree know that producing fruit for the animals currently digging a claw into it would make the animal consume the food and make it shit it out miles away spreading its seeds producing another tree making it succeed in reproduction therefor making more trees exist bearing more fruit.
What????
Its a fucking tree, how would it confirm that, why would it evolve to try that to begin with? Wouldn’t its only knowledge be i want these rodents to get the fuck off of me?
Also wtf did these fruit eating animals eat before the point fruit existed.
Also if all living beings only know is “reproduction is good” surely it would just evolve to reproduce via its roots and say fuck it to fruit because wtf how is that system the most efficient
Its nonsense, the world is too perfect and beavers are gods chosen perfect engineers

>>717340097
You project perfection where there is none and ignore all the fucking faults everywhere. Also, yes, it took fucking millions of years for evolution to arrive at where it is now, so there was ample time and environmental pressure WILL result in weird and highly specialized shit if exerted over a long enough time. You're just literally too fucking stupid to properly conceptualize this idea.

>>717340561
Take Wyll and kill Karlach for him. Pretty certain if you kill the Grove then he leaves, but if you kill him before attacking the Grove and then resurrecting him afterwards apparently it avoids him leaving. Never tried it though.

>>717340278
>Efficient weighted distribution to access a spread resource looks similar in different systems.
>Wow, must mean a higher power did this.

>>717340435
cops are so fag without guns. this beaver isn't even giant

>>717340808
No you’re too stupid you believe that this perfect co existing planet just came about from millions of different strans of evolution lines that all decided to do the perfect thing to assist each other in creating a viable eco system for some reason despite the fact evolution is the entire process of selfishness
You’re simply a midwit, the further you think about our world the closer you come to the truth that a god does exist.
Theirs no other option.

>>717340697
I like the part at the bottom where sponges and invertebrates somehow just evolved bones inside themselves and shed exoskeleton and grew skin and became fish
Imagine what freakish creatures should exist in between those steps

>>717340662
>Gripping by the tail
I think they've never touched an animal in their lives.

>>717340670
>Can you impregnate any of the women?
Just Minthara, but they cut it out of the final release.

>>717340896
>kill Karlach
No Mizora for me I guess
There's some things that a man can't simply be asked to do

>>717340953
Said systems are dependent on each other to function and by evolution (random chance) they just so happened to follow the same pattern independently of each over millions of years.
Why would I believe such an absurd unprovable claim?

>>717332231
weird mexican

>>717341093
Thought you were wanting to go evil? I've done a run where you kill everyone before but it cuts so much content.

>>717340697
>surely it would just evolve to reproduce via its roots
Peppers evolved to be spicy because mammals tend to chew and break the seeds. Birds don't taste the toxin, don't break down the seed, and spread the seeds much further around.
Now that's efficient!
Then humans decided that we loved peppers and agriculture them.
One of the best, at least short term keys to success of a species currently to be useful to humans. We put so much ecological pressure on nearly every species currently.

Haven't replayed the game since they added that final patch that apparently adds more endings. Anyone know what it actually adds?

>>717341237
How is random chance able to produce such efficiency? Can you tell me about the time you used random chance to create something efficient?

>>717341140
you know plants also respire right?
they also use the oxygen in the air and create co2.
animals aren't necessary for this at all.

>>717332285
For me it's that Wizard > Warlock when i want to have a balanced party. Also not being able to use your companions stats for skill checks in conversations pushes players to play charisma classes themselves

>>717341326
>How is random chance able to produce such efficiency?
Millions of years of building upon previous successes

>>717341140
Current theory is that when photosynthesis evolved and started pumping oxygen into the atmosphere that most life on earth died because, like in many chemical system, oxygen can really fuck stuff up.
Everything just became more efficient at not getting fucked up by oxygen, and many things evolved to utilize this oxygen.
Have a billion years of oxygen producers and oxygen utilizers, and things get freaky.

>>717341561
how did beavers bot evolve to use chainsaws then?

>>717340302
Dumb water rat

>>717341012
>perfect co-existing planet
bro, we're in the midst of an extinction event
also if everything perfectly coexisted then why do rats eat all the unique and varied island creatures wherever they do, shouldn't a "perfect" world be designed so all those unique island creatures didn't get eaten by the most generic rodent imaginable?

>>717341280
They extended the choice of taking over the Netherbrain for yourself where you choose what exactly what you want to do with your power.

>>717341561
>>717341585
DUDE millions of years, so fucking long only smart scientists like me can understand it, and whatever the FUCK I want can happen!

>>717341326
Its mighty convenient humans just happen to only exist when everything is already done evolving and perfect
Its mighty convent theirs nothing still evolving with fucked up mutant legs because its still trying to go from fish to new mammal and needs a couple ten thousand more years to bake. What are the actual mathematical chances that every single living thing you seen went though millions of rng rolls, came out perfect and beautiful but also all decided to finish up rolling around the same time.
Obviously genes get passed on, nobody is arguing that but bacteria did not decide to become a tree. Thats retarded
Like do atheist niggas hear themselves lol

>>717341561
>nothing randomly gained the ability to "build" upon "success"

>>717341181
There's evil and evil
The game is really good in railroading you towards being a good boy, whilst also giving you plenty of reasons to hate everyone's guts after you've repeatedly saved their asses (except for the tiefling bard, she's nice)
But Karlach (and Jaheira) is the one I don't really feel any animosity towards: she's never outright rude or indoctrinated or schizo, she's just trying to get by and live her life. It's kinda like Ember in WotR, I always keep her safe even when I'm playing the most evil and heartless coward in the region and I feel bad whenever she chastises me.
Or at least these are my observations as of halfway thru act 3

>N’aw
Haha you can feel the hysterical seethe through that.

>>717336238
Gale nuke doesnt count as a real ending, speedrunning trannies may as well jump off a bridge and call dying an ending.

>>717340697
the tree doesn't have to confirm anything or know anything, it simply has to survive
you're projecting thought on an automated system

it's like seeing a rock roll down a mountain into the ocean and asking how it knew how to roll towards the ocean
it didn't, 2000 rocks started at the top of the mountain and 1 happened to be shaped just right it could roll all the way down and got lucky it didn't hit anything, but it's still a rock

I never had gay bear sex in bg3 coz Halsin was so damn boring I never even bothered to interact or use him.

>>717332114 (OP)
>Wyll exists
>you can adopt a child with him
it is woke
the players aren't

only a few people shoved dragon dildos up their butt?

gaming is healing....

>>717341975
Funny how that's all "those people" on /v/ cry about that part, yet even with the hundreds of hours I've played the game I've also never seen that scene.

>>717341793
there's a skink right now that has almost evolved a mammalian womb
almost, not quite, it's a few hundred thousand to maybe a million year of evolution away from it, but it's almost there
so how do you explain that?
shouldn't it, being a lizard, be perfect and done evolving and just lay eggs? why is it trying to have a mammal like womb?

I dropped Downtown Abbey at the first Episode because of a 10 minutes long gay kissing scene.
Why are Anglos so obsessed with gay shit? What happened to "We just want to do whatever we want behind closed doors"?

>>717341919
So instead of just reproducing via its roots, because evolution is all about efficiency breeding. it decides to have one fucked up baby that has the ability to make edible nutrients that never existed before because by your logic something had to be the firs.
An animal which who knows how it survived before that point had the guts to actually take these random nutrients, ate this nutrient and shit it out miles away and now we have every fruit tree on the planet?
This seems more likely to you as a biological evolution than tree just growing a new one off itself
Thats stupid and nonsense
If evolution existed, every tree would simply grow off of it self, why wouldn’t it.
Logically they would evolve to reproduce as much as possible and it seems easier than having critters carry your seeds by pure chance

>>717342053
They really fucked up regarding Halsin. Like by the time you get him, there's the Thaniel quest and that's it. He serves no other purpose. Doesn't help he has a bland character.

Also why the fuck they give us two druid companions instead of giving us someone else like a Bard? What were they thinking?

>>717340697
ah yes, the "bananas are proof of god" train of thought.

>>717339974
oi vey dont be racist talking about genetic behaviors

>>717342415
Yeah because its infallible, the second someone breaks down exactly what you’re implying happened, evolution seems incredibly silly. Don’t worry heathen you can tell your funny comment back to satan in hell

>>000717342243
You already posted this in this very thread, attention seeking clown.

>>717342160
>If evolution existed, every tree would simply grow off of it self, why wouldn’t it.
There are many plants who do this, and even some trees but it has 3 major weaknesses

1: it's incredibly weak to pathogens since they all share DNA and as such a single disease can wipe out every single clonal plant
2: being asexual reproduction it is far slower in adapting to new conditions than sexual reproduction (aka sees) due to it having to wait for random mutations rather than genes being recombined, and loses out in changing conditions
3: seeds allow a child to be spread far away from it's parent preventing the 2 from competing for the same resources

there's also an additional factor that sexual reproduction often proves so immensely successful that it serves the plants no purpose to even try for asexual and they gradually lose the ability to do so, especially when roots are specialized in a way that prohibits them from being used to spread (example of this being oak trees since their roots are specialized to anchor themselves into the ground, any oak which weaker more mobile roots would be uprooted)

>>717342564
yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM

>>717340435
>grabs by the tail
Why are all pigs so stupid?

>>717332181
Detroit?

>>717342415

>>717332114 (OP)
>ONLY 598 OF THEM ADOPTED A CHILD WITH WYLL
And half of them probably used a mod to turn Wyll into a hot lady.

>>717340970
Worked in uniform services (not a cop, was S&R) with animals before, there is a fucking INSANE amount of restrictions of do's and don'ts for handling furry little bastards, and a fuck load more potential punishments for doing even one thing wrong. I'd imagine the guy was trying not to hurt it and lose pay for a week or some shit.

>DUDE IM SO BASED AND TRADPILLED
Videogames?

>>717342801

>>717341771
Holy shit you really are retarded.
Do you not grasp the concept that things randomly mutated, the beneficial mutations survived and spread, the shitty ones died out.

>>717332114 (OP)
If you didn't shit on Wyll at every opportunity you played the game wrong. He refers to himself in the third person as "The Blade". That requires a swift response of severe bullying.

>>717340097
Survivorship bias. Every other type of beaver fucking went extinct due to predators and only these schizophrenic oversized bucktoothed freaks remained.

>You need to play as Wyll to get that adoption option
That means that no one played that nigger

>>717341793
>when everything is already done evolving
It isn't you retard. Everything is evolving right now. Just look at what we did to wolves by exerting evolutionary pressure on them.

>>717342209
>They really fucked up regarding Halsin.
Retarded decision to even have him as a party member when you already have Jaheira as the Druid. I forget he even exists after he joins you.

>>717342637
Anon you’re implying all of fruit exists because one fucked up tree happened to be born with some proto fruit millions of years ago, animals that for some reason already evolved to the point they can break down this proto fruit nutrients ate it and shit out its seeds which why would this fucked up baby tree even by chance grow proto fruit knew to stick its seeds inside of it. Is that double rng???
Thats one fucked up baby, and that trees offspring just happen to live long enough to keep growing to the point these trees are now all over the planet instead of being randomly trampled right off the start.
Its just really really stupid, i do think things change over long periods of time of course you’re kid will get your genes but were talking minor shifts. Not literal planet changing rng lol
Like all things in life its a bit of both

>>717342864
No, space daddy did it. I read it on x (formerly twitter) and there was a based and redpilled image with jesus depicted as gigachad, so it must be true.

>>717342637
additionally the "first" does not have to exist immediately in it's current form
as a modern example take squirrels, they're seed predators, they eat seeds which normally would be a downside
but they also have a curious quirk where they store seeds they want to eat in the ground, and on top of that, they're not intelligent enough to remember all their seed stores, which leads to those forgotten buried seeds sprouting and fulfilling their purpose

now how evolution can handle this is for trees to grow thicker seeds that are harder to eat
but at the same time, say a certain tree has a mutation where it's seeds contain more sugars than usual, making them very attractive to squirrels
it also means that the squirrels have to eat less seeds to get the same amount of energy, BUT they still gather the seeds and bury them in the same quantity, except now they need to eat less of these, so they can afford to forget the location of more seeds without going hungry, which in turn means more seeds of the sugary kind get to sprout

in addition the extra sugars mean the sugary seeds, if buried with other seeds, grow faster and are the first to fold out their leaves

well, now you have the basic start of a "fruit" that is eaten by squirrels

>>717343121
Yea by chance squrriels who evolved for survival at the highest priority just happen to forgot to surived and forgot where its food is for the pure benefit of trees.
By chance, this surely proves the world isn’t a little too perfect

>>717342864
I grasp what you’re claiming just fine, it’s just that all life coming from a single common ancestor that somehow sprang to life an inconceivable amount of time ago simply didn’t happen, or at least you don’t have enough evidence to prove that it did. And you get mad at anyone who doesn’t play along with your delusion.
You’re the religious one ironically

>>717332114 (OP)
>>717332386
>>717332414
I say all these stats are pointless if they don't show a side of what everyone chose on their FIRST playthrough.

>>717343021
Massive cope

>>717342985
the proto fruit simply contained the sugars the tree already produced for tens of millions of years just in higher concentration
the animals that can digest those sugars already existed because sugars are by definition easy to digest since earth's biology is based around using sugars to store and transport energy

some animals are also naturally better suited at exploiting a wide variety of food sources, often nutrient poor ones, and as such would be capable of adapting to these new sources of sugar

on top of this evolution is a blind process, only the successful mutations get passed on which gives the illusion of intent, but who's to say trees haven't been getting indigestible proto-fruits, then immediately died out, dozens of times, before they randomly happened to create the beginnings of a digestible fruit?

and yes some trees got randomly trampled, those trees didn't make it into the modern age for obvious reasons, but if something can happen once, it can happen multiple times, and eventually one is going to avoid being trampled

Im surprised tempest or light cleric was the most respected classes for shadowheart

>>717343382
>simply didn’t happen, or at least you don’t have enough evidence to prove that it did
Oh, but not you. You, of course, do have more than enough evidence to prove that a supernatural all-powerful entity has woven you out of magic.

>>717343264
>forgot where its food is for the pure benefit of trees

Yes, because forgetting isn't something that happens naturally even to humans.
You can't be this retarded.

>>717343612
I don’t have to prove anything to reject your unprovable claim

>>717343626
On such a large scale. Cmon anon what happened to the unfit not surviving. Its mighty convenient evolution completely forgot its selection process when it doesn’t make sense. Maybe in another couple million years, right?
Wouldn’t squirrels evolved to know where seeds are by like default?

>>717343382
>And you get mad at anyone who doesn’t play along with your delusion.

Chemicals happening to touch in a perfect way to create a reaction that tries to sustain itself is way more likely than a magical all powerful and infinitely contradictory sky daddy existing.

>>717343716
The irony is lost on you, religiontard.

>>717343264
no that's literally how squirrels work, the forget a significant portion of their seed stores, you can easily look it up, you don't have to believe or disbelieve evolution, that's just a fact you can observe when watching squirrels right now

and another example of nature not being perfect, simply good enough
Squirrels are not smart enough to remember very seed storage and just compensated by having enough seed storages that if they forget half of them, they still have enough food to make it through winter, and that just happens to be good enough

there's plenty of cases of "good enough" even in humans
we as humans rely heavily on vision, it's our primary sense by a significant amount and yet despite that, we're trichromate instead of tetrachromate
We know the latter is possible because nearly all birds are tetrachrome, even ones that rely far less on vision than us
So the question is: why do humans not have tetrachrome vision? Being able to see an extra color would be very helpful to a species as visually keen as us wouldn't it?

If you think humans were created, that's a pretty big oversight for a perfect creator
If however we are evolved then well, the answer is a lot more logical: our ancestors which were less visually keen than us, at one point even nocturnal, didn't need color vision, and we slowly grew to rely on it more over the many species that were our ancestors and it just happened that seeing 3 colors was "good enough", not perfect, but good enough to let us function

>>717332114 (OP)
>>717332231
Wyll's original story was both simpler, and better: He was a fraud-hero, who wasn't all that he was singing himself up to be, and he tried to fight the goblins in Act I, got captured, tortured and disfigured, and sold his soul to a demon to get the power to take revenge.

>>717343794
Chemicals existing at all already puts your claims on trial
Did the universe get bored one day and just poofed them from oblivion?

>>717343818
No, clearly on you loser

>>717343825
No, your entire counter point is evolution is perfect but also it fucks up just enough for everything to coexist when the entire point is selfish i need to survive at all costs
Cmon anon millions of years. Evolution just forgot to give them bigger brains for nut finding? How about a couple million more? Right this is what you believe

>>717343775
fitness is multifaceted
take the squirrels again, imagine that it's possible for squirrels to remember all seeds
but course, this requires them to have bigger brains, so imagine that in order to perfectly remember it, their brains would need to be so big they needed 3 times the number of seeds they use now
and right now they only forget the location of half their seeds

so fitness has the less intelligent squirrels survive because they, despite perfect remembrance, need 1.5x the number of seeds of the dumber squirrels, accounting for the number of seeds they forget

>>717343775
>Its mighty convenient evolution completely forgot its selection process when it doesn’t make sense.
It didn't you retard. If seeds are abundant it means that perfect memory isn't necessary for squirrels.

>Maybe in another couple million years, right?
Yes, if seeds become very rare then squirrels with better memory would be more likely to survive and pass on their genes. This is stuff children is elementary schools get. Why is this so hard for you?

>>717343973
No thats stupid,
>actually it benefits the squirrel to not remember where they put food
So you hear yourself?

>>717343969
no anon, evolution is not perfect, it's good enough, that's the very basic premise of evolution, it is never perfect, only good enough

anon, you've been pretty severely misinformed about how evolution works, it helps to actually research things you oppose so you don't make basic assumptions like this, which turn out to be wrong

>>717343841
>demon
*devil.

>>717344121
yall evil niggas all look the same to me

>arguing about evolution and god on /v/
Retards

>>717337673
I would have liked a human form for her, shame.

>>717344085
Anon, there was a documented case of a human who could remember everything they ever did
It caused so much anguish for them they killed themselves before they had children

so even for humans, perfect memory is a downside, because it causes you to kill yourself before you have kids

>>717344185
Probably just bots/AI replying to one another. The board is full of them now. Noticing it more on any social media platform too.

>>717344225
her beaver form is even better

>>717344185
Religiontards can't help but virtue signal how they're so very based and tradpilled, please understand.

>>717344074
it's easy for kids to get this because they come in without preconceptions
anon however started from the point that evolution has to be wrong, therefor he either willingly or subconsciously disregards facts that oppose his initial position

there's a good reason why kids learn new things so far

>>717344185
always funny to enter a thread and scroll down and see it devolve into evolution, God, and beavers

>>717343842
>Chemicals existing at all already puts your claims on trial

Chemicals existing puts my theory of how the world works one step above yours. You still need to prove anything supernatural exists at all, then that it's a God, and then that it's your God.

>>717344337
Don't take the bait then, moron.

>>717344164
based paladin

>>717344271
nah it's just another /pol/ tier troll who's pissing his pants and calling it humor

>>717343841
Having a scumbag like that tag along and eventually turn into a standup guy or sink deeper into becoming a menace are both much more kino scenarios than "is bland and good and black and heckin gay, mmmmkay?"

>>717344105
Your missinformed about how the world works
You basically handwave billions of rng rolls that just happen to make everything work by saying “eh millions of years, what can you do”
Did the mutant fish baby happen to grow all 4 legs at once or did it just get the bones first maybe one foot? What are the chances it got all of them all at once? Parents must of been shocked. “ Eh millions of years.”
Oh fruit trees existing at all is actual nonsense when you break down what you imply happened.
“Eh millions of years”
Oh squrriels? Oh yeah evolution made sure only the best survive but they also just fuck up enough which is required for a lot of trees in forests to be born in an efficient manner. By chance of course “Whoops what can you do” Nobody even bothered to argue why chemicals even just randomly decided to exist one day out of the blue either.
I was on the fence just shitposting at the start desu when we were talking about beavers, but if this is the best arguments evolution retards have. god chads won and will be welcomed to heaven

>>717344436
which is funny because that describes Astarion perfectly and not only is he more popular with men, he's also by a ridiculous margin more popular with women, with Gale second place (no, women are not that interested in Halsin, he's gay-bait)

>>717344452
Profound mental retardation: the post.

>become old
>feel the breath of death on the back of their neck
>"I know, I should atone my sins just in case :)"
it's the same exact story with every single one of them

>>717344452
anon, fish have bones in their fins
look up the bone structure of lobe-finned fish, it's pretty hand-like

>>717344509
Too bad Astarion has a gay personality.
And of course he's more popular with both men and women, he's not black.

>>717332114 (OP)
Weren't these the fags who complained about the majority of the early access players picking a white male warrior

how in the friggity fuck do they fricking know about this
is the game spyware that tracks you?

>>717344650
I was the guy who saw that post by larian first and posted the first image of that meme ama

>>717344509
>>717344436
The main complaints including on 4chan lma0 during early access was that all teh characters were bitter arogant assholes, and that's why Wyll got reworked to be a good boy, and Gale became less of a power obsesses smartass.
Originally literally the entire squad was cunts, and the two "good guys" you'd get was Halsin the druid or the original BG duo you'd recruit in Act 3.

>>717344648
Astarion doesn't have a gay personality, he's pretty much the male equivalent of a designated waifu
again, there's a reason he's ridiculously popular among actual women

>>717344650
No, you just made that up.

>>717344648
>Too bad Astarion has a gay personality.
I hate this take.
Astarion is just a dandy, he's not gay coded at all. If you think his personality is gay, you might be a low class brute and never seen the type.

>>717344715
They were clearly going for all of your companions are dicks that only wanted to survive that need to grow on the party as the game goes on. All of them soften to a considerable degree like by act2. Its pretty satisfying too bad larain pussied out

>>717332114 (OP)
No shit. As with most "woke successes" the woke element had nothing to do with the sales. 99.99% of BG3 players do not care one iota about the leftoid garbage in it, nobody bought this game going "dude it has GAY NIGGERS in it, three copies please!!".

>>717344715
which is a shame because Larian is pretty good at writing entertaining cunts
See Red Prince

>>717344824
That's what I was saying, and I got bodied by all the waifufags who were upset at the party dynamics.
Clearly the point was - we just met, we are all in danger, every man for himself, and then you as the player decide to team up with A, B and C against Z, Y and Z.
Divinity Original Sin 2 already had you pick which party members live and which die, I was 100% sure Larian will do the same here, and then the survivors would cozzy up to each other and become more complex characters as they open up after the critical part was done and they saved their lives in Act I.

But nope, that's not what happened, because everyone wanted to make friends. That's also why the default player isn't Dark Urge, and that was split as a separate origin.

None of the companions in BG3 are even half as memorable as the average BG1&2 companion.

>>717345029
to be fair though, Larian has been rather open that Durge is what they consider the canon protag

>>717345094
Nah astarian and laezel are genuinely great companions.
>le gay vampire
Shut the fuck up ugly bitch, we both know you don’t like him because women love him and it makes you feel subconscious how ugly you are.
T. Replay the bhaalspawn saga every few years

>>717344271
I replied to a few just so other retards don't get complacent and start being swayed through attrition.
Plus I generally find the evolution of life on our planet to be very interesting.
I know a few people irl that i had to explain the process behind "well how did the first people know what to eat?"

>>717345192
Yes, but in the early access Durge was the ONLY player character. You had to play as Bhaal's guy, same as in Baldur's Gate 1 and 2.

>>717339974
you can see it in this webm but usually they dont fully cut the tree down, they'll just gnaw until they hear it creaking and then leave and let the wind knock it over fully so they dont get squashed. Then they just come back later to gather the branches and logs.

>>717336202
You have to romance Wyll, have him decide to become Duke, and then have Karlach fucking die since neither of you can go to Avernus with her. The adopted child is random kid that Wyll brings up during the epilogue party, you never actually see them.

>>717345094
Delusional.

>>717345094
absurd statement, made by a contrarian who hasnt even played BG1/2
characters there are quantity over quality, and this isn't in contention

>bg3 thread
>half of it dedicated to teaching a christfag that oxygen and bones exists
I miss how often threads would get derailed like this. When I first saw the thread I saw BG3 as the topic and then shit about squirrels and seeds.

>>717345261
that's the annoying thing, you don't have to be on any political side to find evolution fascinating
I personally enjoy the "what if's" and speculation that it brings immensely

>>717343825
Anon no point in arguing with people who haven't realized that God is a creation from human imagination

>>717340662
>>717342676
He tried to avoid being bitten, beavers bite can be very traumatizing.

>>717340278
>>717340097
The better question is how nothing evolved into something.

>>717345560
WE CHEW THROUGH HUMAN LIMBS LIKE IT'S A LOG OF WOOD

>>717340970
>>717340435
Beavers might not be aggressive, but they're easily startled. And can and will chew threw bone.
They can irreversibly screw up your legs or other limbs in a second.

>>717345094
Lariansissies didn't like this one

>>717342053
Those people have a condition where they are magically forced to always pick the gayest option for some reason.
I think that condition is called being gay, but I'm not an expert.

>>717345261
You didn’t win any arguments

>>717341873
remember when they said the game was going to have 17,000 endings and it's actually just 3 optional ones where you die? I hope the industry continues to take pointers from cdpr

>>717342053
This may sound surprising anon-kun but people can complain about a scene being in the game even if they don't go out of your way to see it
Shocking, I know what you WILL see, however, is Halsin trying to fuck you, because even if you never flirt with him he somehow acts like if you're interested and tries to get in your pants

>>717345278
I love beavers
Never saw one alive but im pretty sure i saw some of their corpses on the road.
Maybe in a million years they will evolve to have bones impervious to my ford ranger

>>717344185
Oh sorry, anon. I'll get back on topic.
woke, gay, woke, gay, gay, humiliation ritual, why does the game not let you fuck kids?! woke gay humiliation ritual

>>717344650
No, they didn't complain. You invented the complaining part because you are a woman and have a persecution complex.

>>717345560
Beaver is American slang for pussy, thread is brown and yuro

>>717332114 (OP)
wyll is the worst vidya character ever created

why are people arguing with what is apparently a phoneposter
just fucking put /IMG/i in your filename filters are be free of bikinischizo, scatpostingschizo (mostly in fire emblem threads) and all the other mobile retards already

>>717346298
>nigga can’t afford a phone in 2025

>>717332114 (OP)
I killed Wyll and that other faggot sorcerer immediately when I saw them.

>>717346298
If you need a safe space you should try reddit

>>717344650
Yes, they tried to hide it by saying that you should play a tiefling with tails and horns or whatever, but the real complaint was about the "generic white male" for anyone with half a brain
Had it been a black one, they wouldn't have said anything

>>717332114 (OP)
>option to adopt with a gay nigger demon
nty, i have shadowheart

I'm currently multiclassing Paladin and Cleric and this appeared, did Larian add and then remove Paladin deities at some point?

>>717346040
It's not about winning, arguments. It's about presenting data and getting people to think in a way that doesn't cop out with an intelligent design as an explanation to everything.
I'd bet there was at least one person in this thread that didn't know about some of things talked about and found it interesting.

>>717346518
Idk but i was pleasantly surprised by how many times a dialog option for cleric of lothar popped up

>>717341810
>There's evil and evil
God you are such a fag.

>>717346496
anon that's pretty obviously a tongue in cheek thingy
they're not actually complaining
if they genuinely were upset at people making white characters then why is the cast of companions so predominantly white?

>>717340097
I believe in God and everything, but always reaching random topics like these make me think why exactly would He even make something like that, like, what led Him to that in the first place?
Was there some deeper thought put into it, cause like, yeah He already knows how everything would go, so before making the animal itself or even just trees as a concept, He would be aware of how this would go, so either He made the tree first with the animal kept in mind to create later, or maybe the animal came as a consequence of the tree being made and Him knowing exactly what type of animal to create in order to solve certain issues that might pop up without the animal's existence to begin with.

Or probably He just thought it would be funny to create some specific type of animal that isn't really that useful (not speaking about the beaver necessarily, but just any other animal) but He just randomly thought of and then went like:
>"Yeah, I'll make this one still cause it's funny and should entertain others to just look at it or hear it make sounds. :)"

>>717346653
Why, wanna suck me off?
Buy me dinner first faggot

>>717346040
It's funny because watermelons literally prove evolution is real lmao

>>717346923
how

>>717346298
i only do this for OP posts because phoneposters have never made a good OP, but there are sometimes phoneposters who make good replies

>>717346870
Don’t a lot of fish rely on dams and animals use dam areas to hunt said fish in the areas beavers live in also smaller mammels use beaver homes as their own homes. But also look at them, they’re cute. i find it more believable than the opposite case which is a random mammal decided to be born with iron teeth and a brain that suddenly understood construction
Did he get the iron teeth all in one go or like a percentage at a time like he has 1% iron in his teeth and fucked a bunch and several generations later their was 2% iron so on.
Maybe his brain understood home design first but he didn’t have the tools.
Or maybe he genetically passed on via telepathy to his beaver kids how to build a two story house and how gravity works.

>>717346298
i'm filtering your image MD5 btw. get fucked.

>>717347289
Also at some point that a beaver was like damn. I could really use a tail to pat down mud to better build things and than like 1 million years later a beaver was born with that exact specification in its tail.
By chance i guess, i don’t know maybe if you think hard enough your kids have a better chance of being born a mutant

>>717340097
Evolution is an instrument of God's will you fucking idiot.

>>717347410
eugenics is a thing

>>717347467
why and how did people "evolve" to have black skin?

>>717347484
God isn’t real cause Beaver bitches saw some mutant with a fucked up tail and got wet

>>717347548
glad we agree on that lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hkf53jTspzk?si=kqvcXag64ng0_6Ml

>>717339804
>20 million or so people that played bg3
These numbers were proven faked a long time ago. The total sales is estimate around 100K

>>717347913
Cmon nigga least cope with a realistic number

>>717347304
NOOOOO ANON DON'T MAKE ME DISAPPEAR

>>717346558
Funny because my goal was to show that you cop out by saying trust my completely unprovable sequence of events that happened over millions of years
You are a hypocrite and don’t realize it yet because you don’t recognize how your criticism of others is totally applicable to yourself