Thread 717334756

I don't get the appeal of bikini armor. Isn't it hotter to leave things to the imagination?

>THIS is okay
>...but NOT if it's a Body Type B (female)!!

shameless pitslut

>>717334756 (OP)
It is fun to bully female warriors that wear it

>>717334756 (OP)
>No chainmail or gambeson underneath

That's hardly realistic armor either and is just somebody's armpit fetish.

>>717335164
Obviously dumbass that's why she's blushing and stuttering.

>>717334756 (OP)
Burqa-logic , fuck off ESL

>>717334756 (OP)
Post more pitsluts.

>>717336390
sure

>>717335410
Armor Samus >>>>>> Zero suit Samus

>>717334756 (OP)
Because you're a faggot.

>>717336698
Imagine the cannonjobs

>>717334756 (OP)
I wanna lick that pit

>>717334756 (OP)
>>717336649
The artist of these images posts his face and his family's in his artist account. Video games with this feel?

>>717334756 (OP)
>bikini armor
no
>boob plate
yes
>wide hips
yes

>>717341045
Brown Dust 2

11th-14th century long chainmail hauberk that looks like a dress on a curvy woman is underrated.

>>717334756 (OP)
>unprotected armpit
>armor worn on naked body
Bitch what are you doing? Don't force me to put out my knife.
>>717334953
>THIS is okey
Why yes, it is okey, as long as they not part of my army tehee.. *suspiciosly looking at archers detachment*

I like cute girls
I like heavy armor
I like cute girls in heavy armor

>>717334756 (OP)
I don't mind it really. The appeal of a woman in full plate is that they would have to be physically strong.

>>717334756 (OP)
Yeah, I don't get people who just want to see everything there's no eroticism in it.

>>717342660
>physically strong
>woman
You cant have both anon

>>717334756 (OP)
Finally a good thread

>>717342957
You are asian.

>>717334756 (OP)
>>717336649
based pitfag artist

>>717334756 (OP)
>Isn't it hotter to leave things to the imagination?
no.
That's a retarded cope by zoomers.
Which is ironic since they barely have any.

>>717342957
Allow me some fantasy.

>>717342957
nigga we have dudes shooting fireballs and shit

>>717343291
that's fantasy not utter retardation.

>>717342957
If dudes can be superhumanly strong women can be superwomanly strong.
In the fantasy world humans are just physically stronger than their build would otherwise indicate, this is pretty much standard.

>>717343360
Realistically even a guy should be getting just flattened by most fantasy monsters.

>>717342392
This man gets it

>>717334756 (OP)
If you can accept women warriors, you can accept sexy armours.

it is extremely important that all our female knights have their sweaty and smelly armpits exposed at all times

>>717343994
If you accept sex armor, you must accept my dick in your ass.

>>717343994
Sexy armor is fine too. I just think proper armor is also nice.

>>717343994
I accept both.

>>717344303
Mei from Overwatch is doing good.

>>717342957
Women can be physically strong, just nowhere near the level of a man.

>>717334756 (OP)
i don't get the appeal of armor on girls

which way white man

>>717345348
It's an acquired taste.

>>717345348
It's cute

>>717345348
>like girls
>like armor
>???????
>profit
But op pic is just fetish shit.

rate my mod https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3392149837

>>717336649
That's it? That's all you've got? Pathetic.

>>717346161
good taste

>>717342639
>edgy, brooding dark knight wife who awkwardly mumbles about "death" and "fate" all the time
>she tries to keep up the chuuni act but can't help but smile when you cuddle
OOOOOOH please God let me get isekai'd into a world where such a woman exists

this artist's booru page is just armpit fetish stuff lmao

When the helmet stays on...

>>717346606
>this artist's booru page is just armpit fetish stuff
Nice.

>>717345432
Yes, minus the bikini unless it's a joke

>>717347856
Love this guy's hobgoblin, I mean elf.

>>717344814
Man this fucking manga is such a disappointment, it's femdom bait where every girl turns out to be a submissive retard, just like in Chained Soldier.
Why are japs like this?

Pic not rel, she's from the Lady Knight and Beast-eared Child.

Ironlily is a treasure.

It also hotter if they got defeated.

>>717348756
Every single ryonafag I've ever had the displeasure to interact with has always outed HIMself as a tranny.

>>717348756
I'm not into ryona but I like defeating strong women and turning them into putty in bed.

I'd prefer something fantastical. I'm an anti giant pauldrons though

>>717334756 (OP)
This is how female armor should look like in all vidya only faggots and SJWs will disagree

>>717344814
Source?

>>717334756 (OP)
>the appeal of bikini armor
It triggers the rational side of your brain pointing out that it's absolutely the stupidest fucking thing ever, but it also awakens the horny lizard monkey part of your brain that screams that this shit is absolutely the hottest thing ever. The resulting chaos and neurons fighting each other induces a special kind of euphoria.

Same way with this delicious nonsense from Azur Lane.
One side of your brain tries rationalizing the impracticality and stupidity of the dress that might as well just be a barely there cum rag held together by some stapler. The other just goes AWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAA.

>>717342639
The best

>>717334953
Male power fantasy, made for men
>>717342392
Also male power fantasy, made for men

The point is, everything is bad if a man enjoys it.

>>717350461
I enjoy you, therefore you're bad now

>>717334756 (OP)
>Isn't it hotter to leave things to the imagination?
no

How about medium armor as a compromise between the level of protection, mobility, and weight?

>>717348306
Finally, someone else shares my pain

>>717339414
Says the sex addicted porn addict who will jerk off today later to another man's dick entering pussy

Just admit Jews have a monopoly on your broken flayed dick and you can't imagine anymore without your screeching drug addicted hags and the rich Jews that fuck them

>>717334756 (OP)
>Just imagine the sexy thing, chud!
I'd rather they just be sexy faggotbro

>>717349861
>how x should look like
That's "how x should look" or "what x should look like" Mr ESL retard

>>717352279
This wouldn't work. She needs the Dragonslayer.

>>717353049
Go bitch about Israel on twitter.

I swear armor threads used to be less retarded and coomerish.
I blame India.

>>717334953
Its actually really simple
men like power fantasy characters because they want something aspirational, they're perfectly fine with a muscled up conan tier barbarian because it gives them something to look up to and work towards
women HATE attractive fit women because they prefer confirmational characters, they see fat ugly slob characters and either say "wow she's just like me" or "wow I'm not perfect but I'm much better looking than her and that means I'm doing well and don't need to work to better myself

>>717334756 (OP)
why does everyone get up in arms about bikini armor
its a game world and not realistic
getting hurt is calculated by the game system and not physics so high def is the only thing necessary and an items actually coverage is not indicative of its stats
bikini armor is perfectly feasible attire

>>717346161
Bikini cuirass
full pauldron
doppelsoldner
bikini
metal boots
its gaming time

>>717334756 (OP)
>armor
>pitwindow
i can't believe someone made an image just for me

Metal skirts are underrated.

>>717353276
how x should look like is an awkward construction that i occasionally hear from native english speakers in my generation (gen Y) so i'm not sure it's an ESL thing for sure
the 90s just, like, deleted grammar for half of the youth then

>>717350274
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP *sniff sniff sniiiiifffffffff* BRAAAA-PUURRRRPRPRPRPRPRP *SNIIIIFFFFFFFFF haaaaaah SNIFF SNIFF SNIIFFFFFFFFF haaaah*

>>717347856
>>717347998
Source?

For me is big women with chunky armor like Debonair Diamond

>>717334756 (OP)
That's because you're a homosexual.

>>717354495
Probably a result of increasing globalization of the internet so nonsense from esls speaking English online infects native speakers
I see it like 20x a day, it's like nails on a chalkboard or reading blacks say "axe you a question" or "we wuz"
"what does it look like" invites someone to provide a holistic view of WHAT something looks like, it looks like a goose, apple, etc.
"how does it look" invites evaluation or a value judgment, "it looks good/bad/big/small/old" but answering with a noun is a non sequitur. Saying "it looks like a dog" in response to someone asking "how does it look" is really awkward and possibly confusing for a native speaker

"How does it look like" is an unholy mashup of both. It implying you are evaluating something as an object itself and as a value judgment which aren't done in the same clause typically. I see why esls struggle because it is difficult to explain.

>retards think playing their game of "this is okay that is okay" will get the people attacking what you like to stop or admit their flawed logic
Not how it works. They don't care about hypocrisy, or equal treatment. All they care about is exercising power over you. They don't consume this media, they don't give a shit about equally hot guys, or any of that. They just want what (you) enjoy to be gone. There's no shortage of women who play games, make games, enjoy hot guys in games, have gay male x male fan service in games, and have games exclusive to them. Feminists don't care. They just don't want games to have enjoyable things for straight men to distract them from spending more time, money, and attention on women.
>i-i-incel women don't care about (you)
Money is money, they don't care about whose money it is.

>>717334756 (OP)
I like both.

>>717354889
high def outfit right there
all you need

>>717354889
This is not armor. It's arguably not a bikini either.

>>717353383
She doesn't, Guts is built different and trained from early age to swing around sword bigger than he is. Casca can't pull off the same raw power, Dragonslaer wouldn't work for her.

>>717354986
Forgot to post my credentials

>>717353930
I associate plate mail bikinis with Korean shovelware, MMO garbage and barely functional slavjank nobody knows existed outside of Poland.

>>717334756 (OP)
Not really.

>>717355295
Then she's doom because you need a impossible weapon to deal with impossible enemies.

>>717355646
I don't know about that, Serpico does fine enough as a dexfag.

>>717355802
He didn't had to fight apostles at first and got his magical weapon later.

>>717334756 (OP)
I like boobplate. There was a discussion here on /v/ about boobplate being the female equivalent of a codpiece. Someone should design a female character who is flat or with small boobs but giant boobplate armour

>>717355851
Do I have to get into a lecture about had/have/has now?
Don't tempt me with a good time
>>717355321

>>717334756 (OP)
>leave things to the imagination
Why is this a good thing? So you can be disappointed with reality? I prefer the honesty of a woman's bare skin.

>>717355994
not an unheard of concept

>>717334756 (OP)
Literally looks like Fire Emblem Cordelia.

>>717356391
Explain to me how Casca can defeated the Cobra, Slug, and moth apostle?

>>717334756 (OP)
>I don't get the appeal of bikini armor.
You gay nigga?

>>717334756 (OP)
>medieval time period and a warrior
>hairless armpits
Knights will often go weeks on the road. She would not shave nor would people expect her to

Very unrealistic

>>717350182
exquisite taste

>>717357224
Do not redeem sir
Funny when you point out ESL grammar mistakes and they just ignore it like you didn't say anything lmao
https://preply.com/en/blog/has-vs-have/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Present_perfect
Study up Lil bro, you may be brown but you don't have to sound like it

>>717357224
You are right, the other guy is wrong, don't bother continuing this conversation.

>>717355624
>no pubes

>>717354524
Hello Wario

>>717334756 (OP)
not in my opinion
there's room for both

>>717357616
She's shaved down to the bikini line is all.

>>717350182
>the impracticality and stupidity of the dress that might as well just be a barely there cum rag held together by some stapler
That dress looks pretty realistic.

What's the point of female characters if you immediately can't tell that they're a female. Especially when the obfuscation is built into their story?

>>717358442
isn't*
Fucking keyboard.

>>717357384
Knights would have squire of whole entourage of servants to take care of their stuff. They would not compromise on hygiene or comfort except on the actual day of battle.

>>717357384
>pit hair
HOLY KINO

>stealth armpit thread
based post more pits

>>717334756 (OP)
There you go anon

>>717334756 (OP)
i want to die here

>>717350182
Made for BWC

>>717359381
i nutted to this
truly at this point i have no shame

>>717334756 (OP)
>Isn't it hotter to leave things to the imagination?
No? You retard. Form fitting, sexy armor is sexier, are you dumb? Are you speaking with your anus?

>>717360935
People are just fetishizing random shit at this point, first it was feet now this.

Everyone has seen feet before, why get turned on by them *now* of all times?

>>717360935
>>717361075
Sorry wrong pic

>>717334756 (OP)
>I don't get the appeal of bikini armor
Are you by chance retarded? Even if you don't like it you really can't understand why people do?

>>717334756 (OP)
The muh imagination psyop is starting to get old

>>717353651
That's not even true. Riot got psy-op'd into believing this and made a bunch of weirdass female characters for a couple years but then in player stats they saw that female players are still picking the pretty girls.
The only people who actually like fat and ugly female characters are fat and ugly females who are also narcissistic. That is a minority of a minority.

>>717342957
Fantasy is why it's fun.

>>717361232
>Riot
Riot literally counts trannies as women though, this isn't shitposting its just the truth, of course gooners are going to pick hot women

>>717342660
those zweihander troops depicted there historically got fucked by pikemen like the one on the left into irrelevancy and were auxiliaries to other pike formations at best. the "countering pikes with your spinning sword" is retarded bullshit
great sword landsknechte are extremely overrated and fuck every artist who draws women as them. they mostly used polearms and arquebuses too.

>>717362218
That is a miniscule percentage.
Do you seriously think the egirls who play League actually pick Illaoi or Reksai? Fuck no.

>>717362465
>riot
>minuscule percentage
c'mon get real, LoL is nearly as bad as the speedrunning community

>>717362583
Not even close. The fuck are you on about? League is played exclusively by normoids. The kind of spergs who troon out can't handle team games.

>>717348306
>Why isn't the manga about a manly man in a gender reversed world about femdom shit.
You seem to afflicted with shit taste, and it looks like it's terminal

>>717334756 (OP)
>Bikini armor
No such thing.
Bikini armor in games is just a boogey-man made up by middle aged single women who are organized and their personalities are all just being mad at boobs and jealousy of younger woman.
There's barely any games with bikini armor and I've tried looking.