Thread 717335141

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

lost, little resetard?

He's so bland and inoffensive. How fucking soft are you to seethe so endlessly about this guy? It's like getting mad at The Big Bang Theory.

I spent some time with my cousin for the first time in many years recently, and I was thinking "man I don't remember this guy being such a retard" and the breaking point was when he asked if I watch Critical Drinker. At that point I gave up on him and just played polite until the end of the day. But fucking hell it was like listening to a bot listing all the problems with films today. And he doesn't watch any films at all.
I do think most of the people watching this kind of garbage don't even watch movies, they just listen to retards complain about them instead. And that goes for redditlettermedia drones too.

The new MCU film isn't very good? Woooooooow fascinating, 10 million views well earned.

Wrong board.

>>717335141 (OP)
Video games?

>>717335141 (OP)
wrong board
but yeah he's been repeating the same thing for years and I can't imagine watching him

>>717335141 (OP)
He's never wrong though.

>>717335141 (OP)
Would consider myself someone who dislikes the movies that he does but even I'm like "when is he actually gonna make an objective criticism then show examples"

>>717335141 (OP)
Imagine seething this hard over a guy criticizing capeshit and modern disney slop.
Leftoids truly are pathetic.

>>717335332
>incapable of shooting the shit with a family member
Sometimes it's fun to be retarded together, anon

>>717335332
>it was like listening to a bot listing all the problems with films today.
>And he doesn't watch any films at all.
This is so incredibly common it's hilarious.

>>717335141 (OP)
normally, i am not a snitch,
but
I WILL report you

>>717335141 (OP)
You're on the wrong board

>>717335762
That's this whole board though

>>717335704
Who says I couldn't? We shot the shit just fine. You've never realised halfway through a conversation that the person you're talking to is a retard or tapped in the head somehow? People don't tend to open with their dumbest takes. You can talk to someone for an hour before finding out they're into healing crystals or some nonsense. Doesn't mean you jump up and start hitting them with fedora-tier insults - of course you can continue to chat normally. But afterwards you can still say "damn what a retard"

>>717335981
Yes, correct.

Vidya games?

>I don't see a problem with sweet baby inc putting black people in god of war's viking scandinavia setting
He's center left, just because modern leftists went off the deep end doesn't magically make people like this rightist.

>>717335141 (OP)
I thought Brie Larson was good? When did the accepted opinion on her change?

>>717335332
I think the easiest way to spot if someone is just a whiny bitch is to ask them to talk about the things they actually like. If they end up only able to give you surface level praise of already highly acclaimed properties, then they're likely not really worth taking seriously.

Will never understand people who watch this garbage. The live action Snow White is shit? OK? As a grown man I had no intention of watching a live action Snow White film or any other capeshit/live action Disney slop. Do you have any worthwhile insights into GOOD films that would be interesting to hear or introduce me to something new?

Retards will watch faggots bitch about a shit star wars film or a live action lady and the tramp adaption for hours and convince themselves they're cinephiles.

>>717336536
Why don't you do it?

>>717336536
>he needs to appeal to me personally
he seems to be doing fine ignoring your existence