Thread 717336856

>Tired of playing games with fake horse girls, decided to buy a real horse and enter a betting race.
What's wrong with these people?
Horse fuckers?

>>717336856 (OP)
why are horses so funny to look at

>>717336856 (OP)
go back

>>717336856 (OP)
my uncle has been betting on horses for like 20 years and he has his own horse, he earns money pretty frequently, 2.5k here and there

i bought a race elephant

To race right?
..........
To race..............right?

.

>>717337040
>race
no

>>717337002
can you buy one of these into america

That's actually based. Dunno what you mad about.
Jelly?

>>717337002
Damn thats pretty cool are the niggers yours too or are they wild?

>>717337106
Ir was outlawed, sadly :/

>>717337162
i got those for free

>>717337002
Why is the baby elephant chasing them?
Elephant aren't predators.

>>717336856 (OP)
That would be 1000$/mo + tip just to keep that thing alive

>>717337194
fucking commies

>>717337106
>>717337194
yeah youre not allowed to do that anymore after pic related

>>717337261
at least hes not wasting that money for another gacha pull

>>717337040
They just want to fuck horses.

>>717336856 (OP)
What exactly is the problem here? Do you hate animals or something?

>>717336856 (OP)
that reminds me of that retard who bought a farm after playing stardew valley

>>717337221
lol the trunk looks deflated

>>717336856 (OP)
Aren't these things quite expensive? I mean race horses.

>buy a race horse
>rape it
>
>profit

>>717337407
Not if you buy a loser

>>717337106
I bet if u had a zoo you could buy all the exotic aminals u ever wanted

>>717336856 (OP)
I did something similar after playing Living With Sister: Monochrome Fantasy

>>717337407
Very if you don't know how to do any of the upkeep yourself. Keeping them well fed is also pretty expensive, but decent grazing space will handle most of their needs, after that you just need to cover grain and mineral blocks.

>>717336856 (OP)
Weebs are the stupidest, most attention hungry and biggest faggots on earth. Easy money, draw big tits on something and they'll throw money at it

Why does it look so skinny? Is it ok?

>>717336856 (OP)
The retard is going to fuck the horse, isn't he?

>>717337407
This is just like saying "I bought a car to enter driving competition", there are a bunch of regional categories featuring inexpensive cars that are less than $10K. Same for horses basically, not everything has to be top level G1. Many races feature low tier horses that have never won anything / aren't worth a "lot". Obviously you still have to pay for upkeep costs etc.

>>717337224
he's a rapist

>>717337572
id say the faggots who refuse to cater to them, and lose billions as a result are the stupidest

>>717337616
They are speed holes, it makes the horse run faster

>>717337019
>eternal loser
>now just swim in weed until the end
she just like me fr fr

>>717336856 (OP)
is an horse a athlete?

>>717337692
an athlete*

No, worse: millennials

>>717337002
Someone post the webm of the elephant absolutely pancaking a jeet

>>717337224
Its called playing

>>717337651
Makes sense.

>>717336856 (OP)
How long until it kicks his brains out?

>>717336856 (OP)
a whale escaped the gacha hell and you are laughing?

>>717336856 (OP)
Why are zoomer weebs so easily manipulated? this reminds me that news about bocchi the rock making a bunch of retards buying guitars

horschad has leveled up in to horsGOD

It's just like my heckin gachapons

>>717337728
thats banned on blue boards, but >>>/gif/29249446

>>717337649
>The retard is going to fuck the horse, isn't he?
yes

>>717337680
I don't think there's anything wrong with catering to them though. Im just pointing out how stupid and cringe they are.

>>717337787
As if its only a zoomer thing, with millennials we had Hikaru no Go inspiring people to play Go, we also had people get into skateboarding thanks to tony hawk, guitar playing with Guitar Hero... The list goes on man. A lot of Tekken playing Millennials also went to fight in martial arts clubs instead.

>>717336856 (OP)
>buy horse because video games
you got to sell that fucker to japs to get it turned into horse girls, buy and sell multiple horses to increase the chances because not every one of them gets turned into one
maybe cripple couple of them to give it a marketable sob story

>>717337221
sleep tite 'lil nelly

>>717336856 (OP)
>OP will never know what it's like when your horse wins a race and you get to go into the Winner's Circle and give him a good pat
Sad!

>>717337787
>Why are zoomer weebs so easily manipulated?
I mean, it's really pretty stupid. But still cheaper than getting a real girlfriend.
Especially if you're the ugly man.

>>717337954
Oh and that basketball anime! Slam Dunk gave people the idea to go play Basketball, it wasn't that popular of a sport in Japan prior that due to the height cap in skills department. I bet Prince of Tennis also inspired people to pick up Tennis somewhat.

>>717337879
Holy fuck; war elephants must have been so fucking terrifying

>>717337002
PRÖÖÖHH :DDDD

>>717338112
>>717336942
They are the dumb but strong species of the animal kingdom in a comedic way.

>>717336856 (OP)
I guess that guy is too young to have seen the Simpsons episode where they buy a horse

>>717338165
They make those stupid faces literally just to hear you laugh

>>717337689
>she just like me fr fr
You're not as cute as it is.

>>717336856 (OP)
You need like 1000 background checks + inspections to buy a horse if he bought a horse he can take care of it who gives a shit

>>717338307
Do horse girls really just let them get fucking molested by horses?

>>717336856 (OP)
>buy horse because horse girl video game
>have fun with it for like a month throwing it in the race
>kill it for insurance money
this is how you have the horse gamer grindset

>>717336942
they are a bit retarded especially for the fact they were basically made to be ridden.

>>717337526
you payed someone to inseminate your mother?

>>717336856 (OP)
Why is horse racing ok but greyhound racing is evil?

>>717336856 (OP)
>gacha weeb is spending money on local horses and not JPGs
>this is a bad thing

>>717338442
Umamusume shills in damage control mode crying over loss of income for the corporate overlords. That's about it.

>>717336856 (OP)
Cringe animals hater
>>717336942
Based animals enjoyer

>>717337787
Why do stupid ESLs try and speak English making themselves look stupid? I don't know anon

>>717336856 (OP)
Bronies are back.

>>717338430
People say they're both bad, but it's honestly a lot easier to kill a greyhound and get rid of it than it is to do it for a horse. Hence why they keep finding those mass graves of dogs in the outback

>>717337002
I boughted a race crocodile!

>>717338307
https://youtu.be/RVcoY-GyRoA&t=11

>>717337361
Do you think a gacha addicted retard is going to take good care of a horse?

>>717336856 (OP)
Better than buying jpgs

>>717338601
Who thought that's a good idea?

>>717338381
I mean riding a horse is basically that, they get orgasms

>>717337279
Tyke did nothing wrong.

>>717338630
he has more money than you though

>>717338601
You just know...

>>717338630
Retard, do you think when you buy a racehorse, the fucking thing just comes to live in your garage?

You 'own' the racehorse, but you pay maintenance and training fees to the trainer and it lives in their stable. You generally don't do shit except come for visits, race days, and catch up on news.

>>717338667
>I mean riding a horse is basically that, they get orgasms
W-what.
Mean gf is a horse girl. She's riding horses every week and takes care of one a few hours every week.

>>717338682
So? Just because he has money doesn't mean he's going to care to keep taking care of the large animal he bought on a whim for the rest of its life.

>>717338759
Your girlfriend loves horse cock.

>>717338759
Why do you think traditionally women rode horses on the side with both legs on one side?

>>717338601
>A single elastic fucking band to restrict its jaws
This is Florida isn't it?

>>717336856 (OP)
OH MY GOD ITS THE POPULAR THING THE POPULAR THING FORTNITE FUNNY FAMILY GUY CLIPS ROBLOX OOF CONTENT CREATOR INFLUENCER AURA FARM ANIME ANIME FR BRO WAS HAWK TUAH FALL GUY AMOGUS INTERNATIONAL MEME POKEMON CARD FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE TIKKYTOKKY THIRD WORLD THIRD WORLD BLACK STREET CULTURE BUY A LABUBU STANLEY MUG TIKKYTOKK DANCE YAAAY IM TRANS NOW

>>717338307
one is simply aware

>>717338759
many girls lose their virginity to horses. This is known

>>717338381
>molested
The dynamic is not that.
Its the equivalent of a slave touching them. It also is goofy from human standpoint(unless you fuck them). It's a property that can't say no to you. Not a predator but also strong. Hits a couple buttons of the female fantasy.

>>717338759
Anon as long as she isn't fucking the horse its fine. You're above a horse in the relationship. (unless again they are fucking it)

>>717338907
what a fat ass

>>717337279
Poor thing, at least she got revenge in the end.

>....
>Ah! I've been expecting you

>>717338895
Get that out of your system?

>>717338907
Fake horse girl for tiktok, real horse girls don't use the safety harness

>>717337787
I'm a millennial and I boughted a Gita after BTR.
No i haven't touched it since.

>>717338664
they shackled its snout. crocodiles have extremely weak muscles for opening their mouth, they are only good at clamping down. it takes practically no force at all to render them completely harmless.

>>717338980
yeah that felt good

>buying a horse so it can run around for your entertainment and for betting money purposes
>not so you can ride it into the wilds and hunt animals
Pathetic

>>717338964
>>717338907
man you Vaushlites need a job. Visa and MasterCard will be having openings for customer service line of work in near future lol.

>>717339006
>using a gun on horseback
I wish you death.

>>717338664
Some Florida Man.

>>717336942
They’re the downies of the domesticated world. They look and act retarded but you envy the purity of their behavior.

>>717338762
guys with money tends to take good care of his property, they have the money because they know the value of money
poor fuckers I know are generally the opposite, and treats everything he has like a disposable trash, not knowing that'd make their financial situation worse

>>717338676
>>717338962
Look at how the elephant kneels on his trainer to kill him
Elephants don't kill like that in the wild, that trainer abused that elephant since it was a calf and it snapped and it went out of its way to kill it's torturer as painfully as possible by squishing him slowly, rewatch the first couple seconds the elephant rocks back and forth on his knees on top of the guy
You have to be an irredeemable asshole to cause an animal to develop actual sadism and to take vengeance on (You) like that

>>717339006
>using a gun on horseback
I wish you a good life. Fuck horses.

>>717338937
I mean most dont fuck the horse because thats not what women want anyways, getting orgasms from riding is more than enough and it creates a strong bond, thats just as bad as fucking it imo but to each its own I guess
Never date farm girls

>>717338307
Why is teio like this

>>717338762
what kind of strawman coperly is this

>>717337002
Did the slaves come as a package deal?

>>717336856 (OP)
How is that a bad thing? I started horse riding and shooting revolvers and lever action rifles because I got too much into spaghetti westerns.

>>717338762
You can resell the horse anon, it's not a fucking life debt.

>>717338381
They literally ride horses because washing machines are too obvious

>>717337224
there was a reserve that was housing a group of male bull elephants and rhinos, and the rhinos were nearly wiped out by random gorings from the bull elephants, nothing they could do to save the rhinos from that level of devestation once they'd been gored. bull elephants would do it for fun.

>>717337313
>>717336856 (OP)
So? I have yet to see anyone make a credible argument against this.

>>717339072
booboo someones ears got hurt? It's a horse, not a person, anime has ruined you

>>717337879
>that filename

lost it.

>>717338853
Gators have a fearsome bite, but their jaw-opening muscles aren't strong at all.

>>717338129
not if you send in the burning pigs

>>717338812
No

>>717338937
She's always so innocent and almost retarded. I never suspected a thing and was always happy that she has an active outside hobby.

>>717338936
>>717338826
Because a woman spreading her legs like that looks obscene? What the fuck do I know man. Don't tell me they are cumming from riding a fucking horse.


I thought horse riding for girls is like karting or bumper cars for men. Just dumb fun and going fast.

>>717338381
>>717338667
>>717338759

>>717339272
A horse's hearing is a lot more sensitive than yours, gunshots will fuck them up and because they're a prey animal, loss of sense will cause them stress.
>hurr durr you care because of anime
Grew up around horses. You don't know a fucking thing.

>>717339113
>gachatards
>knowing the value of money

>>717339195
>spaghetti westerns.
The difference is that uma is a game where you make the horse your girlfriend.

>>717339392
That's exactly what a gator would type

>>717339436
I mean maybe its not perverse for her, its not like they are all freaks, but its a big percentage

>>717339072
He didn't say he'd be using a gun, what if he's a chad Horse Archer?

>>717338907
That woman has one of the best “fat but shapely” asses I’ve seen. Nice. The horse is cute too.

>>717339515
I'm fucking crying here man. How can I confirm that my gf is not like that? It just fucking can't be

>>717338551
Racing horse can have decade worth of career in him, and then peacefully transfer into another use - casual riding, service horse, small farm workhorse, etc.
Greyhounds peak between 2 and 3 years of age are useless beyond that. The make bad pets, bad service dogs, need lots of space. Maybe one in ten will be worth keeping as a breeder the rest becomes a liability. The high turnover rate is what gives it such bad reputation.

>>717339436
>She's always so innocent
>horsegirl
oh boy, you will be up for a rude awakening one day. it took me nearly 10 years to wake up from my delusion.

>>717339443
don't project lack of your own knowledge on money, see >>717339206
let me guess, you never owned cars or a watch with a resale value before?

>>717339576
I dont know if you are serious but if I was you Id go with her to her riding sessions a few times

>>717336856 (OP)
Many women are into bestiality.
And they call us degenerates and disgusting.

>>717338601
GIWTWM

>>717339616
Can you explain? QRD? What the fuck happened?

>>717339195
Nice.

I tried to raise fighting chickens once
a fucking fox got in and ate them all

>>717338601
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

>>717338990
Did they also bathe it in bleach? those things are filled with awful bacteria

>>717339523
Pretty based I'd say

>>717339692
>I tried to raise fighting chickens once
Someone post the webm of the pajeet who got cut wide open and bleed out by a regular chicken

>>717339436
My sister was a horse girl that turned it into a very profitable hobby. She makes Breyer horses and sells them at conventions. My experience with horses and horse girls is that horses are to women what cars are to men. There’s of course a lot of nuance but if you’re just trying to find a foundation of understanding than that’s the launch point.

>>717339692
You didnt train them good enough

>>717339772
>killed by a chicken
Embarrassing.

I was told this was the regular animal thread, but you guys are just talking about white women!
Humans!!

>>717339639
>Many women are into bestiality.
I've seen horse pron and most of the quality is terrible.
Women's pussy is too small to fit in a horse cock.

best veiled /an/ thread Ive ever seen

>>717339625
Of course I am serious. I thought of it as the most innocent hobby possible. I never even had a single naughty thought about it.

What does going with her accomplish? If my gf wanted to watch me play video games, I'd play and show her something like Monster Hunter or Dark Souls. Of course I wouldn't show her how I'm playing some of my degenerate jap H-Games.

>>717338601
I drive a chevrolet movie theater

>>717339929
>What does going with her accomplish?
You can look for red flags and weird behaviour

>>717339560
i found out she's actually Turkish

>>717339975
That's what I'm saying. She wouldn't show me what she's doing when I'm not there, right?

>>717339852
they were barely adults by the time they got mauled
they were mixed of fighting cocks with black chickens cause I thought black = strong

Im gonna make timberborn IRL, but it aint going too well

>>717337002
You ever think how cursed it is for elephants, one of the most intelligent animals on the planet, to be surrounded by jeets and Africans

>>717340035
kurwa bober kurwer

I just bought my first ever horse and named him Jamal Tyrone. What do you all think of him? :)

>>717339884
Bestiality is unironically better imagined than seen. I’ve seen a golden retriever mount a white woman and it’s actually just gross, you can’t see the penetration and dogs don’t fuck well. And that was the best webm of the litter! Everything else is ugly, washed up women playing around with horse cocks because they can’t fit it in. Once in a while penetration will occur but never deep and never with the horse actually thrusting. Horse dildos and fantasy blender animations are 300% better than the real thing.

>>717340006
you can still tell if she is too close or pick up on things man, its just an idea

>>717336942
horses are cool
also crucial early tech in civ 5
>With the invention of the horse collar and later the saddle and stirrups, the horse became the most important domesticated animal in human history. (At least in Eurasia and Northern Africa, that is: the aboriginal North, Central and South Americans ate all of their horses before they domesticated them.)
subscribe for more horsefacts

>>717338601
Gators are cool.

>>717340098
Horses are cool, but they lack the intelligence of elephants, or the ability to change the world like beavers

>>717339863
GOAL!

>>717336942
Dumb and strong but also with a big good heart
Unlike donkies

i hear a horse bite can break your whole shit up. is that true?

>>717340098
Yes hello can you confirm or deny the pop-biology memes about horses, such as how they’re filled with murder-suicide impulses?

>>717338853
Um ackshully gators aren’t very capable of opening their mouths they min-maxxed in order to close as hard as possible, it’s why gator wrestling is possible most adults can hold a gator’s mouth shut

>>717340248
why would they be able to do that?
they're not carnivores and they have flat teeth.

>>717339671
horsegirls are always, without exception, severely mentally ill, and are amongst the biggest whores you will ever meet. it is also an extremely expensive and time-consuming hobby, meaning you will constantly have to meet her standards while you are always 2nd to her horses.
problem is, nobody ever believes it until they experience it themselves. give it a few years until the cracks start to show, then rethink your life choices.

>>717339863
Yeah?

>>717339675
>chinged your last chong gwelio

>>717340338
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

>>717339746
I'm sure the kids didn't eat the crocodile, at least not raw

>>717340338
MODS!!!

>>717340308
idk i just recall someone saying a horse bite is strong enough that if t hey got a hold of you they could break bone

>>717338073
Golshi wont mentally and verbally abuse me unlike a 3dpd

people that do role play and watch virtual youtubers need to be gassed with zyklon b

>>717340419
Well yeah, they can. Your teeth can do that too, and horses are much bigger. Humans have very thin skin and scrawny bodies compared to most animals.

>last horsebetting racetrack in my county gets closed down
>racehorse gambling game gets popular a year later

if this game was released a year or two earlier, the racetrack could have been saved
i cri

>>717340248
Classmate got bit in a breast, the teeth went right through the flesh. She later admitted wearing floral dress might not have been the best idea.
Probably wouldn't break a bone but soft tissues are definitely at risk.
And mind the backside, horse kick can straight up kill you.

>>717340459
yjk

>>717340035
Is he dead?
I thought beaver had enough wits to avoid that.

>>717340459
>>717340506
>>717340516
Remember when that lion cub started pissing on the face of an Instagram model and her first instinct was to smile and open her mouth.

>>717340308
>has never even fucking been near a horse in real life

>>717336856 (OP)
At least this way you could possibly make money.

can love blossom between a horse girl and a train guy?

>>717340098
>live on sprawling plains being nomadic
>eat the fucking perfect animals for that lifestyle

>>717336856 (OP)
yeah must be great to be that wealthy

>>717339692
obviously they weren't very good at fighting lmao

>>717340637
Most people have never encountered a horse. Most people have never even encountered a deer. We live in a concrete hell where birdsong cannot be heard.

>>717340516
>pitbulls will seduce human women to crawl up the birth canal and maul an unborn child
wild

>>717340704
The plains people weren’t nomadic, most preferred settling down and growing stuff.

>>717340562
Please tell me shitbulls are agressive to others but are very nice to their owner toddlers because they see them as theirs

>>717340308
>they're not carnivores
Even if this were true, horses can and will bite you, and with their jaw strength can break skin. They're not straight herbivores though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

>>717340843
lol
lmao
they're niggers what do you think

>>717340338
Nigger you should know better than to post under-age feet

>>717338759
so thats why my mom loved horse riding...

>>717340873
Why do they do it?

>>717336942
They have no souls.

>>717340873
Zero hesitation, dog's been trained to do that. What I don't get is why women film these videos and release them in the first place.

A horse tried to kill my sister once.

>>717340923
Dog knots are huge and feel crazy good.

>>717338759
Didn't you get taught in sex ed that sometimes a girl's hymen can accidentally break by riding a horse?

>>717340923
Im going to blame atheism

>>717340843
Shitbulls are more complicated than “they will eat you.” Every animal is more complicated than the general wisdom. Pits are bred to kill dogs, not people, but we’ve all seen enough videos where the Pit goes wild and that’s because they’re also aggressive. They can be good pets but I honestly don’t know why anyone would prefer a Pit over a Rott if you just want a big scary dog that is also a loverboy. I’ve never met a bad Rott.

>>717340734
Solution for modern life is literally for people to touch grass.

>>717340972
talking from experience?

>>717340873
Dog was trained to do that and I’m baffled why she would release that video. The dog is mounting her without any hesitation, that’s not normal.

>>717341004
>never met a bad Rott
Rottweiler's used to be the stereotypical 'bad dog' along with Dobermans before 'Pittbulls' and their various mongrel hybrids took over

>>717340479
Not limited to humans, either.

>>717341004
They are literally the "I can fix him" of dogs for women, except that over 90% of women with them either physically can't or don't discipline them properly

>>717339863
how the hell did he knew it was supposed to go in there?

>>717340563
They usually cut them in a way where it won't fall on them. Or more specifically they usually cut them so they fall towards the river. But it happens.

for me it's applejack

>>717341175
The skeem is going worldwide, lads

>>717341080
>that’s not normal
Yeah, girls usually train them to only do this when they get naked, otherwise it can get weird when the dog mounts you while there are guests around.

>>717337045
Send her moar

If you're into horses as a man you're a faggot for sure.

>>717340020
why are chickens so funny to look at

>>717341025
Simply touching grass isn’t enough, people need to deprogram and spend time feeling the wind on their cheek and the birds chirping in a nearby tree. It’s about stopping to smell the roses and having the wisdom to internalize the feelings these things evoke.

It’s like (food analogy, Americans can’t help themselves) how you can sometimes have an amazing steak and think nothing of it, while you’ll still remember the sloppy Joe you had with family. You need to do more than touch grass, you need to really feel it.

>>717341223
God told it to.

>>717337162
Those niggers are not typical cotton pickers. They appear to be wildlife caretakers. Niggers are surprisingly versatile when you train them, but it's just vocational training. The apes cannot truly graduate.

>>717341114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>717341223
because someone explained the rules to him
use your brain next time

>>717338759
Anon it's just a myth, don't get too caught up in it

>>717341175
>daughterwife
Huh

>>717341109
what a precise strike
can donkeys kick like horses? I wonder what stopped it.

>>717341259
I saw one where a girl was ass up doggy style sitting on the bed, still half clothed in a shirt but with panties on, then her dog immediately came running up onto the bed, mounted her, but then noticed or felt she still had the panties on and began trying to take them off with his mouth before she turned over in missionary position to take them off for the dog then turning back up into doggy style and getting fucked by the dog, more or less training him that what he needs to do first is undress her before getting to have sex.

They're absolutely fucking vile and degenerate.

>>717340971
A m00se once bit my sister.
No really!

>>717341105
And that’s sad, Rotts aren’t mean dogs. I’d even go so far as to say Rotts are the iconic European breed, they’re by far the oldest “native” breed of Europe. Something like 200 AD or less. Good boys.

The only dog I’ve ever been spooked around was an Irish Wolfhound, and only because I understood at some level that this is an animal that can kill me, even if I was fighting back.

>>717340843
They attack their own toddlers all the time. Shitbulls are dangerous because they are unpredictable regardless of training or upbringing. They can attack anyone including the owner on a hair trigger for no reason at anytime. The entire lineage was bred to fight and kill and nothing else.

>>717340964
>What I don't get is why women film these videos and release them in the first place.
A reasonably trained fuck dog can be bought for thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars in the women's market.

>>717341447
They are absolutely based, yeah.

>>717340020
Damn, did you ever try to raise fighting chickens again?

>>717338601
That’s an alligator.

test

>>717341447
Glass houses, anon. Women get constant shit for dog and horsefucking when everyone knows what furries are doing with their dogs.

cant we have a wholesome animal thread without bringing up God's biggest mistake aka women?

>>717340281
nah they're chill if you respect them
lacking the intelligence for a true rampage

>>717341528
>knottyprincess
>i bring them orgasms
Does she actually fuck dogs?

>>717340624
was it rape?

>>717341706
SCHLORP

>>717341447
>i watch enough bestiality to have memories of specific videos
>fucking degenerates

>>717340843
The reason why they attack toddlers is that it's the animal aggression being "misplaced" - actual APBT have a modulated prey drive for other small dogs, you can notice the difference in that they don't even tend to fight in dominance displays with big dogs

>>717341760
why

>>717339772
Bro is there anything on earth that doesn't fucking mog indians what the fuck. What is next, jeet killed by cockroaches? HOLY SHIT

>>717339246
Bull elephants are niggers that need a grandpa elephant to beat the shit out of them in order to behave

>>717341706
the only dangerous thing about these guys is if they suddenly thrash and hit you with their tail or something, right?
or can they even move violently like that, being filter feeders and all

>>717341872
pakis?

>>717341784
>t. retard with no photographic memory projects his bestiality fetish onto others during his mental breakdown

>>717336856 (OP)
This cannot be real. That horse is serverly malnourished and likely a rescue.

>>717340071
This is what happens when you don't buck break them often enough... Fucked up.

>>717341891
you sure it can't just suck you in through that water vortex?

>>717341896
no, pakistan is poor as shit but they're still paradise compared to india somehow
watched travel vlogs and whenever they go from india to pakistan it's always

>it's so much cleaner here
>there's barely any scammers
>people are so nice compared to india

>>717341921
more like pornographic memory

>>717341718
Yesh, she was banned from onlyfans because of this.

>>717341921
??? what is this attempt at a defence XD

>>717341784
>bestiality
I've seen the dog movie and it's honestly not much fun.
The dogs are so stupid that the women have to work to keep the dogs quiet or they can't perform in front of the camera.
Japanese bestiality films are one of the few that are fun to watch because the actresses have to work hard to make it all seem fun.

>>717340248
Their kicks seem far more intimidating than their bites. It looks like one good kick in the wrong place will basically go straight through the ribs, displace your heart, and fuck your shit in one hit

>>717341947
Going by the reddit thread the OP is only part owner of the horse. Regardless, if it's being taken to races I doubt it's unhealthy or else someone would have complained already.

>>717341760
The Cask of Amontillado

>>717342084
yeah a horse kick can easily be lethal

>>717341813
It's okay. They cut away because they actually took the crawfish out and ate it alive.

>>717341891
i think the only danger is if they swallow you accidentally, but they can actually just spit you out so it's not even that dangerous just pretty spooky and potentially indirectly dangerous if they like accidentally break your equipment and you drown or something (this has never happened btw)
there's at least 1 case i read of a whale shark swallowing then spitting someone, it was some old diver lady and she was pretty much completely fine afterwards so yeah they are basically no threat

>>717341684
>cant we have a wholesome animal thread without bringing up God's biggest mistake aka women?
bro, uma is a horse-fucking girl game.

>>717336942
what do you mean?

>>717340843
They're born defective due to their breeding for violence. I kinda understand why pitmommies get misled, because 90% of the time you probably have your standard dog. Affectionate and all. But because they're defective, that 10% pit brain will inevitably result in a mauling.

>>717341891
There are millions of human-sized fish out in the ocean and I’m confident Whale Sharks have evolved to avoid swallowing them.

>>717342267
Sometimes I get so hungry I could fuck a horse.

>>717341526
The irony is that stopping dogfighting made them more dangerous, as human aggression used to result in collateral culling to remove that behaviour from the genome.

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>>717342402
Does this actually ever work for you or why do you keep posting this shit almost everywhere around the website?

>>717338307
humanbois, it's over

>>717342316
this cannot be real

>>717340020
>Even when working with chickens; I need to breed big black cocks
Peak America moment

>>717342240
wasn't it that Whales have mouths like houses but actually throats where humans wouldn't even fit through IRL?

>>717342356
The biggest issue with pitbulls and pit-mommies is that pitbulls, despite being 13% of the dog population, account for over 50% of the pound population. Pitbulls are ubiquitous anywhere adoptions are held, and thus cheap as shit to own. A good golden can cost you a cool grand to get, while a “quality” Pit is barely $100. And that’s assuming you can’t get a pup from your neighbor since people dont fucking neuter their dogs.

>>717342146
Look at its fucking legs. They look like skin hanging off a chicken leg. Have you ever rode a horse in your life?

>>717341718
OnlyFans is a woman's right

>>717340020
How do you even begin teaching them how to fight and be aggressive on command?

>>717340858
Most herbivores can and will eat meat. It's actually way harder to think of one that won't.

>>717341760
This is some psychopath shit

>>717342663
?
It’s a chicken. You can’t teach them shit. You keep the tard birds away from each other and only put them in the ring when it’s time to kill.

>>717337261
thats how much people spend on gacha, better on actual horses where you get a return

>>717342648
isn't that just normal for a horse?

>>717342593
idk, probably
but by swallow i don't mean like swallow whole, she was only in the shark's mouth like halfway through then spat out
whale sharks aren't... well, whales, but they probably have something similar since you don't need a big throat to swallow plankton and it'd be useful for it to be small enough to prevent something else from choking you accidentaly

>>717340843
There was a couple of pit bulls that mauled a two year old and five month old baby to death a few years ago. The mom tried to fight them off for ten minutes until a neighbor heard what was going on and called the police. They had these dogs for years before the kids were born.

>>717339675
if you look at this picture long enough, you can find hideo kojima

>>717342481
It's more than likely some weirdo obsessed with them and spreading their contact info

>>717342663
Locking it in a cage then letting it take its aggression out on things you toss at it while giving it a tone/keywords. You can even do this with chihuahuas

>>717338936
you niggers are unironically mentally ill

>>717342721
The term for that would be an obligate carnivore/herbivore, an example of each would be the penguin and the koala.

>>717342604
that explains why they're so widespread... just an endless treadmill of people getting duped

>>717342830
RULES OF NATURE

>>717341443
are you retarded? being strapped to a carriage maybe

>>717341526
I thought abortion is still illegal there

>>717342991
how is he gonna drive the carriage if he can't move his legs...

>>717342731
it's just common superstition, no different from scapegoat ritual

>>717342804
No they have some muscle because they stand up on all fours 21 hours a day generally.

>>717343071
yeah but not much on the legs themselves, right? most of it is on their thighs, is what I've heard
then again I still don't believe that guy, owning a legit race horse comes up to quite a lot of money

>>717342648
i'm pretty sure they look weird just because of the meme angle

>>717342896
Shit I thought the conversation was about dogs. Basically you just find the meanest fucking dick of a rooster in a flock. Even roosters I had for years would run up on me and drop kick me in the back of my knees. Some of them are real assholes.

>>717342869
no, he shuffles discord usernames every few days

>>717341447
>"I watch copious amounts of animal porn, women are SICK"
the lack of self awareness here is ashtonishing

>>717342593
From what I can gather, most large sea animals have pretty tightly shut entrances to their throats. I'd imagine it's to keep too much salt water from getting into your internal systems like the digestive tract and circulatory system. Even sharks who breathe through salt water keep their throats shut.

>>717341706
looks scary but Whalesharks only filter their food, they will spit out anything bigger than a goldfish.
You'd think it attacks the boat but the guy on it fed the whaleshark.

>>717341984
>>717341891

>>717343287
He's more mentally ill than I am capable of sincerely comprehending then

>>717343416
they look so silly

>>717341718
she’s probably just a scammer

>>717341443
How could it kick something that is at it´s neck?

>>717342919
cope all you want, you can read it up on wikipedia

>>717341109
based, dogs are the niggers of the animal world

>>717339442
OH NO BRO DONT LOOK!

>>717343719
These are the same people who thought eradicating buffalo was a good idea

>>717337407
If you have a horsemen's license, you can claim one for $5000 in a claiming race. Would be Urara-tier.

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