Thread 717341664 - /v/ [Archived: 95 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:12:45 PM No.717341664
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I hope you get nothing you asked for, but everything you wanted.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:13:42 PM No.717341714
sane behavior
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:14:42 PM No.717341774
has this guy been right about anything ever
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:15:07 PM No.717341797
His last seconds of fame are running out, good...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:15:37 PM No.717341835
slow day on kiwi farms?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:16:57 PM No.717341913
ferret rapist stare
ferret rapist stare
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Replies: >>717342917
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:17:09 PM No.717341925
>>717341774
His dad worked at Blizzard.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:18:26 PM No.717342006
ok
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:20:39 PM No.717342129
>>717341835
No actually. His roommate came out and said he left cum and boogers on the wall
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:01 PM No.717342149
>>717341774
His dad worked at blizzard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:27 PM No.717342185
>>717341774
blizzard worked for his dad
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:54 PM No.717342219
Imagine thinking a governing body for 750 million people are making decisions because less than 1% of the population engaged in armchair activism.
SKG is a convenient drama to fool the audience into cheering for a hero striking down a villain, when it's all just acting.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:24:20 PM No.717342364
>>717341774
His dad worked in a blizzard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:24:28 PM No.717342375
>>717341774
His dad worked IN THE BLIZZARD
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:24:33 PM No.717342382
>>717342219
Didn't read
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:25:05 PM No.717342423
>>717341664 (OP)
i don't even understand what he tried to say in the original statement. Like, how can what we ask for not be want we want? Usually when people ask for something, it's because they want it.
it just seems to me that he thought he had a good gotcha comment, only to ironically sound like an idiot.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:26:05 PM No.717342495
>>717342219
wtf i love judaism now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:26:15 PM No.717342507
>>717342129
The one who took the gnome pic? lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:27:44 PM No.717342609
>>717341664 (OP)
Stop fucking ferrets
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:28:25 PM No.717342650
>>717342423
>logic
don't try it. To a narcissist logic starts from the axiom "i'm always right" and they'll create insane rationalizations and justifications on why they're always right despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's not worth even trying to reason with them just treat them like the lolcow they are.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.717342685
>>717342423
I think he tried to say that what the petition says it not what the organizers and everyone else wants. He's dying on that hill and septupling down, he's right and the rest is wrong.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:29:01 PM No.717342692
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>>717341774
his dad worked with the buzzards
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:29:28 PM No.717342734
>>717341774
He is the first second generation Blizzard employee.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:29:59 PM No.717342761
>>717341774
His dad stole the breast milk while working at Blizzard.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:30:16 PM No.717342783
>>717342423
According to him SKG was worded poorly and it was going to do something different than what Ross intended
Basically "i hope you don't get what is written in the petition but you get what i interpreted you really wanted"
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:10 PM No.717342906
>>717342423
He was trying to make a spin on the type of expression like, “May you live in interesting times,” where you’re basically wishing a Monkey’s Paw outcome on someone so that they realize what they “wanted” didn’t actually benefit them in the end.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:25 PM No.717342917
>>717341913
>Some rando furries tweeting accusations pulled out of their ass

At least post the funny dumb shit this guy does that's actually real, not some shit that's at most a BPD trying to get clout
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:41 PM No.717342997
>>717341835
To add to this >>717342129, his roommate also worked at Blizzard as his direct higher up and he described him as incredibly lazy that would have been swiftly fired if it weren't for his father. Turns out nobody wanted to risk firing the son of one of the founder fathers of Blizzard. Also his whole hacking schtick happened because he just wanted to do something else on company time and due to his untouchability and the company just let him do it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:42 PM No.717342998
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>>717342917
But that literally happened Jason.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:35:20 PM No.717343109
>>717342219
The SKG people who rallied in the last month are just here for the drama. Where this campaign even goes, I doubt vast majority of them even cares.

They will wake up the same in the morning, and whether they do or don't own their games, they will pay up.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:37:06 PM No.717343213
>>717341664 (OP)
He's so fucking obnoxious, he is a legit lolcow at this point. He is the new DSP and anyone still watching him are dents.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:38 PM No.717343323
>>717341664 (OP)
Did anyone know who this guy was before Stop Killing Games? I still don’t really know who he is besides Heartbound and Blizzard memes.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:50 PM No.717343342
>>717341774
his worked blizzard at dad
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:40:48 PM No.717343449
>>717343323
yes
he got a big normalfag audience before all of this by spamming youtube with life advice shorts that the algorithm then plastered everywhere
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:17 PM No.717343601
>>717343323
he got insider info on how to game algorithms to show up everywhere. The best example being his name since he is the biggest corporate cocksucker around but by being called piratesoftware he would hit all the marks to get massively promoted. This spam annoyed the fuck out of everyone and he gave off such a bad vibe that it brought massive scrutiny onto him way before SKG
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:32 PM No.717343610
>>717343323
He was in that wow guild drama earlier.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:44:09 PM No.717343647
>>717342783
Other way around, I'm pretty sure. He's wishing them ill.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:45:49 PM No.717343770
>>717341664 (OP)
>Took a vacation the moment sexual assault news got out
https://x.com/LyricWulf/status/1948924679034732692
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:46:04 PM No.717343781
>EVE players laughing at him
>Ashes of creation players laughing at him
>World of warcraft players laughing at him
>Second life players laughing at him
>Real developers laughing at him
>Real programmers laughing at him
>Furries laughing at him
>Blizzard employees laughing at him
>Youtube grifters laughing at him
will he ever recover?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:47:50 PM No.717343886
>>717342998
>Reddit frog
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:48:00 PM No.717343903
>>717343781
No because the path of recovery would require him to admit and understand that he is a narcissist and that isn't something that can be fixed with a simple realization. I don't think he's going anywhere, but he will never hit the same heights as he did hit and become something DSP like where he has a small group of viewers who continue to fund his life.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:48:39 PM No.717343931
>>717341774
I think his dad might have worked at blizzard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:48:47 PM No.717343940
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>>717341664 (OP)
So, did he do it? Was he really the Breast Milk bandit? Has he finely been caught?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:49:02 PM No.717343959
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>>717343323
A somewhat notorious second life furfag lolcow that held a business of selling avatars there (Made by some girl he allegedly groomed)
I remember anons digging up old SL forums or something where people kept complaining about Maldavius being a little bitch with an ego the size of his dad back when most drama was centered here due to his SKG response rather than normienet. He also had an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica about his SL ventures for way longer.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:49:21 PM No.717343984
It's strange that you can tell he's a scumbag even when he's just talking about mundane stuff.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:04 PM No.717344025
>>717342423
He wants it to backfire so he is "proven" right. He genuinely wants the initiative to have serious negative consequences for the entire video game industry just so he can say 'I told you so'. It's pure spite, nothing more.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:12 PM No.717344038
>>717343781
MeatCanyon released a new video too about him
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:25 PM No.717344052
>>717341774
His dad lactates like a blizzard
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:40 PM No.717344069
>>717341664 (OP)
The whole Master Card/Visa thing only proves that we need more government intervention in the world. If payment processors can just delist games on a whim, imagine what they can do with actual necessities.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:52 PM No.717344094
>>717341664 (OP)
Crazy how all of this could have been avoided if he just died in that dungeon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:54 PM No.717344095
>>717343323
I first found out about him from the Youtube shorts, like a lot of people.
Then I must have seen a thread or two about him when he won streamer of the year, and people asking your question.
Then when he didn't use his mana gem early this year, which to me led to find out about his other misadventures like when he didn't take accountability in that other MMO or when he totally didn't cheat in puzzle games, etc. Fascinating stuff.
I'm glad SKG won and this guy got what he had coming to him.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:51:00 PM No.717344098
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>>717343886
I'm sorry about Reddit not liking your game, Jason
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:51:43 PM No.717344131
>>717343323
he paid out the ass, using daddy's money, to get his youtube shorts shilled hard.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:54:13 PM No.717344278
His ferret died because it refused to use a mana gem
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:54:24 PM No.717344286
Before he had all his own drama to bitch about on the stream, he would literally just sit there insisting hot dogs were sandwiches and every other stupid thing like that. Peak Reddit behavior
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:54:25 PM No.717344290
>>717343959
/b/ users found out his name, address etc. like 15 years ago when he was still going by Maldavius kek
Security expert my ass
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:54:59 PM No.717344334
>dude facts the South Park guy was literally based on my father
The gall
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:49 PM No.717344398
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>>717344131
>That one clip where his dad comes onto his stream
>gets grilled for not even texting his dad on his birthday
reminds me of when a parasite ditches the host
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:56:06 PM No.717344414
>>717341774
His wizard worked at father
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:59:49 PM No.717344626
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>>717344398
https://clips.twitch.tv/ThirstyDignifiedGoldfishOpieOP-XY4ha9yHY_SGGdF_

>I should've hit my son
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:00:50 PM No.717344695
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If there's another timeline where he pressed Frost Nova once, and the group walked out alive easily, where do you think he would be right now?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:01:26 PM No.717344738
>>717343323
i found out about him through shorts
i thought he was interesting at first, since i do some gamedev stuff recreationally, got him recommended to me every now and then for about a week but i remember that in one of the shorts he said something so stupid that it gave me the "ick" as they say (i don't remember what he actually said but i remember my reaction to it) and i told youtube to stop recommending him to me
it wasn't until way later that i found about about all his other shenanigans
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:02:03 PM No.717344774
frog question
frog question
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I'm pretty sure im a narcissist but I dont act like a retard like him. I keep it inside. Like I'm perfectly fine saying im wrong and saying other people are right even though inside I dont believe what im saying. I just say it to make me look good and humble or whatever. He's the turbo retarded type of narcissist who cant use his brain. When im talking with people I always just tell them they are right and tell them what they want to hear instead of telling them how great I am and how right I am or whatever bullshit this guy does. I play myself down instead and then people like me for being humble but im only being fake humble to get their praise or whatever.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:02:20 PM No.717344794
>>717344695
he would still end up this way eventually due to his ego. I still think he'd be clowned on over SKG anyways
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:03 PM No.717344907
>>717344695
still in your recommended shorts section
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:19 PM No.717344935
>>717344695
He'd still be a lolcow if you consider how much bullshit he accumulated over the years.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:58 PM No.717344971
>>717344398
>>717344626
Cracks me up that both ‘Thors’ and Asmongold’s dads find their children to be fucking swine. Asmongold’s dad loves him as a son but has gone on multiple times and just reamed him on the show for being a lazy hoarding shit-in ruined-by-that-bitch-your-mother-who-blasted-Alex-Jones-in-the-house (glad she’s dead) your car is garbage know-nothing
He’s spot on
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:05:01 PM No.717344973
I still dont think a mount made blizzard more money than the entirety of SC2
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:05:23 PM No.717344993
Someone has the clip where he gets to comfortable with his laugh, uses his real voice and the he just says "ah damn it"
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:05:40 PM No.717345012
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>>717341664 (OP)
Once again this person is solicited to me without my asking.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:06:01 PM No.717345036
>>717344695
All he had to do was say he thought the group sucked so he stopped taking the dungeon seriously and only cared about himself when he saw the pull fucked up. People would understand that, the flak would have been minimal and we would have focused more on that spas Yamato’s poor play
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:06:40 PM No.717345084
>>717344774
yeah but you probably don't have an audience of (whats his average twitch audience? ive never watched a stream) a lot of people inflating your ego and acting as your personal army of "yes" man. that amount of validation is poison to a narcissist
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:06:45 PM No.717345087
>>717344738
> the "ick" as they
Before he had drama to talk about he would spend entire streams saying Oreos are hamburgers and shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:06:58 PM No.717345107
>>717344774
you probably have a lighter form of narcissism but jason is one of the worst examples where it consumes his rationality and he needs to be right on literally everything.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:14 PM No.717345129
>>717341774
His blizzard worked his dad into a shoot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:18 PM No.717345134
>>717344774
Yeah I think we all have some inherent ego like that but most of us know how to handle it with others
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:40 PM No.717345158
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>>717344971
>cool dad has his son ruined by a bad mom
Is this a common trend with e-celebs?